The "Rubber Banana" Game

[Boy1]

But they won't let it in because of the fruit fly laws.

Here use this banana to clean the cobwebs...

[Dadof3boys]

Urg - we don't have cobwebs at our house.

Here take this banana to the theatre with you.

[mumof3boys]

Thanks but this banana doesn't like the ballet.

Here use this banana to cook tea.

[Pictureresque]

But this banana can't fit into a tea bag.

Here take this banana to sleep with.

[Davdster]

But this banana can't fit into a tea bag.

Here take this banana to sleep with.

Thanks but it's a terrible ..... I won't finish that sentance.

*hands you the rubber banana*
Here, teach an American how to throw a boomerang with this.

[Pictureresque]

Thanks, but American's have no brains.

Here take this banana and eat it.

[ExecutoR]

Thanks but this particular banana has a slight miscolouration... OMG it's a bruise... AHHHHHHHHH...

Take this banana and jump off a cliff...

[Davdster]

Thanks but this particular banana has a slight miscolouration... OMG it's a bruise... AHHHHHHHHH...

Take this banana and jump off a cliff...
*takes the rubber banana*
Thanks but I want to live

*hands you the rubber banana*
Here, use this to prevent a nuclear attack

[Pictureresque]

Thanks but it has no special powers.

Here take this banana to the toilet.

[Darcy321]

umm thanks but it isn't very absorbant.

Here, take this banana to the zoo with you

[Pictureresque]

Thanks but this banana does not want to be eaten by monkeys.

Here take this banana and marry it.

[MeanDean]

*Takes the rubber banana*
Thanks, but I had a painful experience with the last rubber banana I shared a bed with.

*Hands over the rubber banana*
Please take this, no one wants this banana but it needs a home.

[Pictureresque]

Thanks but my house is too small for this banana.

Here take this banana and make a milkshake.

[MeanDean]

Thanks but I'm tired of rubber banana shake.

*Hands over the rubber banana*
Here, this is great. Try it and you'lle never go back to sex.

[Djboney22]

*Takes the rubber banana*
Thanks, but thats what you said about the inflatable chicken, and that was no fun!

*Hands you the rubber banana*
here take this rubber banana and attempt to use it as a form of currency

[Davdster]

*takes the rubber banana*
Thanks, but the TAB won't accept bananas for my bet.

*hands you the rubber banana*
Here, wrestle this.

[MeanDean]

*Takes the rubber banana*
That thing kicked my arse.

*Here, take this damn banana*
Burn it.

[Pictureresque]

Thanks but he no hot potato.

Here, take this banana and teach it to eat itself.

[Davdster]

Thanks but he no hot potato.

Here, take this banana and teach it to eat itself.

*takes the rubber banana*
But it has no mouth

*hands you the rubber banana*
Use this to become a superstar!

[Pictureresque]

Thanks but this banana can't do the moonwalk!

Here, take this banana and leave it at the bottom of your bag.