The "Rubber Banana" Game

[ExecutoR]

I hand you a rubber banana. And you pass it to the next person along with a reason for doing so. Then the next person has to accept, but then give a reason why they don't need it. And pass it on to the next person.


Example:

*Hands you a rubber Banana*
Here, thought your dog might want this

*takes the banana*
Thanks, but i don't have a dog

*hands you a rubber banana*
Here, for your rubber fruit collection


So yeah, to start it off:

*hands you a rubber banana*
This may help fight off those rabid squirrels.

[Nilla182]

*takes the banana*
Thanks, but I shot all the squirrels

*hands you the rubber banana*
Here, this is for the famine in Africa

[Davdster]

*takes banana*
Thanks but I've given them 100's of crates of food already

*Hands you the rubber banana*
Here, I thought you could fend off an attacker with this.

[Katling]

Takes Banana
Thanks but it's not hard enough

*Hands you the rubber banana*
Here, I thought you could wear this as an earring

[SHY]

*Takes the banana*
Thanks but I don't wear earrings

*Hands the rubber banana*
Here, You can put this in a vase

[Nilla182]

*Takes the banana*
Thanks but I already have weeds in the vase

*hands you rubber banana*
Here, you can give it to the baby

[ExecutoR]

*Takes the banana*
No thanks, the baby is allergic to rubber...

*hands you rubber banana*
Here you can use this to drive a helicopter

[MeanDean]

*Takes the banana*
Thanks, but my helicopter flys itself with an onboard computer running Windows 3.1.

*Hands you the rubber banana*
This will make a good conversation starter.

[ExecutoR]

*Takes the banana*
Thanks but i already have this oversized novelty Lemon Cordial bottle as a conversation starter...

*Hands you the rubber banana*
Here take this to end your sick disease...

[MeanDean]

*Takes the banana*
Thanks, but the Rectinol cream is working pretty well now.

*Hands you the rubber banana*
I thought you could use this since you don't have a teddy bear.

[femme fatale]

*Takes the rubber banana*
Thanks, but I've grown fond of this teddy bear substitute (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/12/muscle_man_200.jpg)... :p

*Hands you the rubber banana*
I thought you could add some spice to your night life with this rubber banana.

[Nilla182]

*takes the rubber banana*
Thanks but my night life is already spicy enough ;) With enough rubber too... ;)

*hands you a rubber banana*
This will look pretty in your hair

[Katling]

*Takes the rubber banana*
Thanks but I am bald

*Hands you a rubber banana*
You can use this to open the door

[Tonti]

*Takes the rubber banana*
Thanks but I am bald

*Hands you a rubber banana*
You can use this to open the door
*Takes the rubber banana*
Rubber banana's don't know how to turn doorknobs :confused:

*Hands you a rubber banana*
Surprise me.

[Davdster]

*takes rubber banana*
SURPRISE!!

*hands over rubber banana*
Here, give this as a present for your girlfriend

[Nilla182]

*takes the rubber banana*
my girlfriend has enough rubber presents from me ;)

*hands you the rubber banana*
here, use this to make some music

[MeanDean]

*Takes the rubber banana*
Thanks, but I'm concentrating all my musical efforts right now on playing the rubber band.

*hands over rubber banana*
Here, this is fun to drop on people from tall buildings.

[femme fatale]

*Takes the rubber banana*

Thanks, but there are no tall buildings where I live.

*Hands you a rubber banana*

Use this to fool your pet monkey. (but make sure you have a real one handy in case he gets mad that you are laughing at him)

[Davdster]

*takes the rubber banana*
My pet monkey is so smart this rubber banana wouldn't fool him.

*hands you the rubber banana*
Use this to play fetch with your dog.

[Katling]

*Takes the rubber banana*
Thanks but my dog died last week (thanks for reminding me) :(

*Hands you a rubber banana*
You can use this to wash the floor