Rainbow Warrior
25-04-2005, 02:59 PM
Mitsubishi Magna
Date: 18/03/2005
Supplier: Mitsubishi
Category: Motor Vehicles
Defect details: There is a possibility that burnt oil fumes from the engine
may enter the passenger compartment through the poor quality door seals,
failed power windows and holes from bolts not installed. These fumes have a
Blue tint to them and adversly affect the occupants.
Consumer action: Owners of vehicles will be contacted in accordance with
FCAI Code of Practice for a Safety Related Recall and should cancel their
internet access and submit them selves to their nearest mental instution for
415v shock therapy, owners should also scour the trading post and upgrade,
by swappng their Magna for a Sigma or VW Beetle.
Make: Mitsubishi
Model: Magna
Target Number: 183,000 (all of them)
Conequences: The visualy noticible fumes may cause pre-pubescent occupants
to wear cardigans and develop a styling & reliability disappointment related
fetish that could cause them wank off naked in the shower till they fall to
the floor shaking after experiencing a rival product. They also may develop
violent vandalism orientated fantasy's relating to those vehicles and
campaign endlesly to try and bring other sedans percieved quality down to
that of the better quality Magna's (ie the 2.6 Astron version).
Campaign Number: PE-ST-Y
Date: 18/03/2005
Supplier: Mitsubishi
Category: Motor Vehicles
Defect details: There is a possibility that burnt oil fumes from the engine
may enter the passenger compartment through the poor quality door seals,
failed power windows and holes from bolts not installed. These fumes have a
Blue tint to them and adversly affect the occupants.
Consumer action: Owners of vehicles will be contacted in accordance with
FCAI Code of Practice for a Safety Related Recall and should cancel their
internet access and submit them selves to their nearest mental instution for
415v shock therapy, owners should also scour the trading post and upgrade,
by swappng their Magna for a Sigma or VW Beetle.
Make: Mitsubishi
Model: Magna
Target Number: 183,000 (all of them)
Conequences: The visualy noticible fumes may cause pre-pubescent occupants
to wear cardigans and develop a styling & reliability disappointment related
fetish that could cause them wank off naked in the shower till they fall to
the floor shaking after experiencing a rival product. They also may develop
violent vandalism orientated fantasy's relating to those vehicles and
campaign endlesly to try and bring other sedans percieved quality down to
that of the better quality Magna's (ie the 2.6 Astron version).
Campaign Number: PE-ST-Y