AUSTRALIAN DROUGHT ON SCHEDULE

[Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud]

No crops at all for the coming year ( 2005 / 2006 ) as the DDD progresses
according to plan !
... so please pass the word around to farmers not to throw their seeding
away, nor go tearing around like mad ploughing through their own few square
miles of Desert !!!

.... HOPING THAT THE RAIN WILL COME !
.....BUT IT WON 'T UNTIL I AM BACK !

Have you got that through your brain finally ?


NOW, here is that new Australia fashionable joke :

Q : How is it possible to spot a school of fish going up the Murray from a
mile away
R BECAUSE OF THE DUST

.... enjoy your well deserved punishment.


--
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Exploration Geologist
Australia Mining Pioneer
Discoverer & Legal Owner of Telfer, Kintyre & Nifty Mines
The Great Sandy Desert of Australia

Founder of the True Geology


~~Ignorance Is The Cosmic Sin, The One Never Forgiven ! ~~

[Jeremy de Korte]

Hi JP. I haven't replied to some of your ramblings for a while, but I
thought with this latest peice of self indulgent wisdom that you have
produced I just thought I might renew aquaintences.

I can see we are not going to get through to you. Those who believe in
their own self importance tend to ignore advice to the contrary. And
its obvious to see that you believe you are self important. Only to
yourself mind you, not to us. It is unfortunate that you do not see
what the rest of us see, yes, Australia is a dry place but it has always
been this way and we have learned to adapt. One single person can not
change that fact, unless you have learned a way to mind control weather.

Speaking of which, how is the weather in France? Is it good? Getting
enough rain? If you think you have brought a drought onto us, then it
must be affecting France as well as recent media reports suggest that
France is facing its worst drought in over 30 years. Rainfall has dried
up over the country. It might be the case you will have to move from
France as well because you are obviously having an undue effect on
French weather. (Something about the 'head' and 'hot air' immediately
come to mind). See this media report if you don't believe me:
http://www.thisfrenchlife.com/thisfrenchlife/2005/03/drought_fears_g.html
Or maybe this media report instead:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/france/story/0,11882,1459054,00.html

Before you start slinging predictions in our faces and trying to insult
us, take a look in your own back yard. There is something called
'facts' that we all can't ignore. France is having a drought - lets see
you try and deal with that as well as an Australian one. So JP, leave
us alone, you won't ever be let back into Australia, and start saving
that precious water as well. Oh yeah, do your research.

Jeremy

Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud wrote:
> No crops at all for the coming year ( 2005 / 2006 ) as the DDD progresses
> according to plan !
> ... so please pass the word around to farmers not to throw their seeding
> away, nor go tearing around like mad ploughing through their own few square
> miles of Desert !!!
>
> ... HOPING THAT THE RAIN WILL COME !
> ....BUT IT WON 'T UNTIL I AM BACK !
>
> Have you got that through your brain finally ?
>
>
> NOW, here is that new Australia fashionable joke :
>
> Q : How is it possible to spot a school of fish going up the Murray from a
> mile away
> R BECAUSE OF THE DUST
>
> ... enjoy your well deserved punishment.
>
>

[SmakDaddy]

*large snip!*

dont bother reasoning with frog boy, and dont repost his crap either, i have
him on the ignore list for a reason. If that he said is true, and farmland
is Aus is all desert, how do we grow enough grapes to make the wine that
kicks the CRAP out of french wines at a compedative level?

[Toby Ponsenby]

On Sat, 23 Apr 2005 22:20:58 +0800, SmakDaddy wrote:

> *large snip!*
>
> dont bother reasoning with frog boy, and dont repost his crap either, i have
> him on the ignore list for a reason. If that he said is true, and farmland
> is Aus is all desert, how do we grow enough grapes to make the wine that
> kicks the CRAP out of french wines at a compedative level?

Piss simple explanation.
The wines aren't better at all.
The judges for the comps are bribed in amounts exceeding Froggy bribes
with the cash Turdcard was cheated out of by the forces of evil he so
frequently mentions.
--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud]

Thank you Jeremy, and the problem of a local & passing dry spell in France
has been settled now
I had indeed a call from a very good friend who is a great farmer in the
South, and he asked me to do something about it and all the rain
required.has been dispatched.& received with GRATITUDE NOW

Thanks for asking

But this is not the case for Australians, and I want you all Bastards to
pay for your Collective Crime and Collective gutlessness !... a
Gutlessness palpable from the roots to the submit of your social Tree !
What you all did, and well documented now, is to crush one of your own most
deserving Mining Pioneer, and not only ! ... but to have acted in such a
way to destroy his life and murder him indeed !

Out of the all the people who have pushed to the gutter in the LOB, and run
to the grave indeed, there was ONE you should never have touched !...and
this is the RAIN MASTER !!! ... and you all Bastards will bite the dust soon
since there will be no respite now to you Punishment UNTIL you amend your
ways, and confess PUBLICLY your crimes, sincerely repent and punish the
Mining Criminals !!! ...ONLY then I shall return and the Rain with me !

My ordeal at your hands and in your Australia Hell has had a purpose, and
this purpose is to teach you all that in the New Aquarius Era NO CRIME WILL
GO UNPUNISHED !

HONOUR TO OUR CELTIC GOD !

PS ...as a note you know nothing about Australia as I know it.... on the
ground, underground and on the air, and everyday & night I am there again
giving my orders to the Forces of Nature !!! ... jut making sure your Divine
Punishment is enforced


Je commande et la Nature obeit à ma voix
--
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Exploration Geologist
Australia Mining Pioneer
Discoverer & Legal Owner of Telfer, Kintyre & Nifty Mines
The Great Sandy Desert of Australia

Founder of the True Geology


~~Ignorance Is The Cosmic Sin, The One Never Forgiven ! ~~




"Jeremy de Korte" <dekortej@bigpond.com> a écrit dans le message de news:
7isae.21319$5F3.20248@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Hi JP. I haven't replied to some of your ramblings for a while, but I
> thought with this latest peice of self indulgent wisdom that you have
> produced I just thought I might renew aquaintences.
>
"cut for energy saving"

[B J Foster]

Toby Ponsenby wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Apr 2005 22:20:58 +0800, SmakDaddy wrote:
>
>
>>*large snip!*
>>
>>dont bother reasoning with frog boy, and dont repost his crap either, i have
>>him on the ignore list for a reason. If that he said is true, and farmland
>>is Aus is all desert, how do we grow enough grapes to make the wine that
>>kicks the CRAP out of french wines at a compedative level?
>
>
> Piss simple explanation.
> The wines aren't better at all.
> The judges for the comps are bribed in amounts exceeding Froggy bribes
> with the cash Turdcard was cheated out of by the forces of evil he so
> frequently mentions.


The French abolished blind tasting in the Gault-Millaut the year after
Grange Hermitage won the title of "The World's Greatest Wine".

It was the first (and last) foreign wine ever to win.

[Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud]

Oh please LOCK ME UP as it is the only way of escaping you all.

--
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Exploration Geologist
Australia Mining Pioneer
Discoverer & Legal Owner of Telfer, Kintyre & Nifty Mines
The Great Sandy Desert of Australia

Founder of the True Geology


~~Ignorance Is The Cosmic Sin, The One Never Forgiven ! ~~

[Sunny]

"Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud" <aquarius_master@caramail.com> wrote in message
news:426aa937$0$21139$7a628cd7@news.club-internet.fr...
> I had indeed a call from a very good friend who is a great farmer in the
> South, and he asked me to do something about it so I pissed into the wind,
> as usual it came back in my face.

[Carole Hubbard]

Hey Jeremy

I know you mean well, but I have to say you don't speak for everybody.
I'm not happy to dismiss JP's claims he knows how to stop the drought.
I mean just because you or I, or the BOM, or any of our science people don't
know how to stop the drought, does it mean that nobody does?
If you read up on Tesla, you will find that he said 100 years ago that total
weather control would be achievable within a few years. Question is, if it
can't be controlled by now (100 years later) why is that? And if it has been
achieved, why is it being kept from the public? Is it because of weather
wars? Why is our weather going so horribly wrong around the world?

And then there was Reich who controlled weather using something called
orgone, which was classified for national security reasons.

I'm not saying JP uses scalar technology, but I am saying that weather is
controllable if you have the know how, whatever that might be.

Carole
http://www.austarmetro.com.au/~hubbca/weather.htm

[muckingfarvellous]

Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud:

"We'll all be ruined, said Hanrahan"



--
Mucking Farvellous
++++++++++++++++++
Political language…is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder
respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. -George
Orwell

[mark_newton]

Carole Hubbard wrote:

> Hey Jeremy
>
> I know you mean well, but I have to say you don't speak for everybody.
> I'm not happy to dismiss JP's claims he knows how to stop the drought.
> I mean just because you or I, or the BOM, or any of our science people don't
> know how to stop the drought, does it mean that nobody does?
> If you read up on Tesla, you will find that he said 100 years ago that total
> weather control would be achievable within a few years. Question is, if it
> can't be controlled by now (100 years later) why is that? And if it has been
> achieved, why is it being kept from the public? Is it because of weather
> wars? Why is our weather going so horribly wrong around the world?
>
> And then there was Reich who controlled weather using something called
> orgone, which was classified for national security reasons.
>
> I'm not saying JP uses scalar technology, but I am saying that weather is
> controllable if you have the know how, whatever that might be.

And I'm saying you're fucked in the head, if you seriously believe any
of this utter fucking nonsense.

[Carole Hubbard]

"mark_newton" <mark_newton@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:426AFD44.4010706@optusnet.com.au...
> Carole Hubbard wrote:
>
> > Hey Jeremy
> >
> > I know you mean well, but I have to say you don't speak for everybody.
> > I'm not happy to dismiss JP's claims he knows how to stop the drought.
> > I mean just because you or I, or the BOM, or any of our science people
don't
> > know how to stop the drought, does it mean that nobody does?
> > If you read up on Tesla, you will find that he said 100 years ago that
total
> > weather control would be achievable within a few years. Question is, if
it
> > can't be controlled by now (100 years later) why is that? And if it has
been
> > achieved, why is it being kept from the public? Is it because of weather
> > wars? Why is our weather going so horribly wrong around the world?
> >
> > And then there was Reich who controlled weather using something called
> > orgone, which was classified for national security reasons.
> >
> > I'm not saying JP uses scalar technology, but I am saying that weather
is
> > controllable if you have the know how, whatever that might be.
>
> And I'm saying you're fucked in the head, if you seriously believe any
> of this utter fucking nonsense.

No, there is a helluva lot of scientific information that is classified the
public doesn't get to see.
Heaps of stuff is classified and a lot of money goes into black budgets - we
wouldn't have a hope of knowing what is really going on.
What do you think goes on in all those deep underground military bases in
the good old us of a, and for that matter Australia has got a few of them
too. And they go down many levels and they use special boring machines to
make high speed connections from base to base - for heavens sake, do some
reading.

http://www.davidicke.net/mysteries/reports/scalar.html
Scalar Wars
The Brave New World of Scalar Electromagnetics
by Bill Morgan

Carole
http://www.austarmetro.com.au/~hubbca/conspiracy.htm



>

[mark_newton]

Carole Hubbard wrote:

>> And I'm saying you're fucked in the head, if you seriously believe
>> any of this utter fucking nonsense.
>
> No, there is a helluva lot of scientific information that is
> classified the public doesn't get to see.

And yet it's splashed across the internet. Very fucking secret.

> Heaps of stuff is classified and a lot of money goes into black
> budgets - we wouldn't have a hope of knowing what is really going on.
>
Well, with your tenuous grasp on reality, you certainly wouldn't. Your
foil beanie is obviously too tight.

> What do you think goes on in all those deep underground military
> bases in the good old us of a,

They film episodes of "Stargate SG-1" in them, don't they?

> and for that matter Australia has got a few of them too. And they go
> down many levels and they use special boring machines to make high
> speed connections from base to base - for heavens sake, do some
> reading.

Read what? The classified information the public doesn't get to see,
which is all over the internet like a rash?

> http://www.davidicke.net/mysteries/reports/scalar.html Scalar Wars
> The Brave New World of Scalar Electromagnetics by Bill Morgan

Sorry, I couldn't manage to read any of this - the mind control rays
stop me from opening the page. And I can't find my foil beanie.

Helpful hint: Next time you watch the "X-Files", remind yourself that
it's not a documentary...

[Toby Ponsenby]

On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 11:14:39 +1000, muckingfarvellous wrote:

> Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud:
>
> "We'll all be ruined, said Hanrahan"

"Before this year is out"

--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[wb]

National Seasonal Rainfall Outlook: probabilities for May to July
2005, issued 15th April 2005
Wetter season favoured in SE Qld and northern NSW
There is a moderate shift in the odds towards above average rainfall
for the May to July period in parts of eastern and northern NSW, and
southern Queensland, the Bureau of Meteorology announced today. For the rest
of the country, the chances of accumulating at least average rain for the
coming three months are close to 50%.

For the late autumn to mid-winter period, the chances of above
median rainfall are between 60 and 70% in an area roughly bounded by Nowra,
Cobar, Windorah, Rockhampton and the east coast (see map). So in years with
ocean patterns like the current, about six or seven May to July periods out
of 10 are expected to be wetter than average in this region, with about
three or four out of ten being drier.

Outlook confidence is related to the influence of Pacific and
Indian Ocean temperatures on seasonal rainfall. During the May-July period,
history shows this influence to be moderately consistent in a band from the
central Northern Territory across most of the southern two-thirds of
Queensland, as well as the north-eastern half of New South Wales. Moderate
consistency is also evident in northern Tasmania, parts of southern
Victoria, and patches through the interior of Western Australia. Elsewhere
the influence is only weakly or very weakly consistent (see background
information).

After reaching -29 in February, the Southern Oscillation Index
(SOI) rebounded strongly in March to a value of 0. The approximate SOI for
the 30 days ending 12th April was +6.

Low SOI values in February and subsurface warming in the central
Pacific have caused some speculation regarding a possible El Niño developing
in 2005. While the risk has increased it is too early at this stage to
predict what might happen in the Pacific, with any confidence. For routine
updates and comprehensive discussion on the latest data relating to El Niño,
together with details on what the phenomenon is and how it has affected
Australia in the past, see the ENSO Wrap-Up.


Click on the map above for a larger version of the map. Use the
reload/refresh button to ensure the latest forecast map is displayed.


The following climate meteorologists in the National Climate
Centre can be contacted about this outlook: Grant Beard on (03) 9669 4527,
Andrew Watkins on (03) 9669 4360

Regional versions of this media release are available: | Qld |
NSW | Vic | Tas | SA | WA | NT |

Regional commentary is available from the Climate and
Consultancy Sections in the Bureau's Regional Offices:

Queensland - (07) 3239 8660
New South Wales - (02) 9296 1522
Victoria - (03) 9669 4949
Tasmania - (03) 6221 2043
South Australia - (08) 8366 2664
Western Australia - (08) 9263 2222
The Northern Territory - (08) 8920 3813


THE NEXT ISSUE OF THE SEASONAL OUTLOOK IS EXPECTED BY 17th MAY
2005

[SmakDaddy]

"Carole Hubbard" <hubbca@iimetro.com.au> wrote in message
news:d4f5nv$v8n$1@austarmetro.com.au...
>
> "mark_newton" <mark_newton@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
> news:426AFD44.4010706@optusnet.com.au...
>> Carole Hubbard wrote:
>>
>> > Hey Jeremy
>> >
>> > I know you mean well, but I have to say you don't speak for everybody.
>> > I'm not happy to dismiss JP's claims he knows how to stop the drought.
>> > I mean just because you or I, or the BOM, or any of our science people
> don't
>> > know how to stop the drought, does it mean that nobody does?
>> > If you read up on Tesla, you will find that he said 100 years ago that
> total
>> > weather control would be achievable within a few years. Question is, if
> it
>> > can't be controlled by now (100 years later) why is that? And if it has
> been
>> > achieved, why is it being kept from the public? Is it because of
>> > weather
>> > wars? Why is our weather going so horribly wrong around the world?
>> >
>> > And then there was Reich who controlled weather using something called
>> > orgone, which was classified for national security reasons.
>> >
>> > I'm not saying JP uses scalar technology, but I am saying that weather
> is
>> > controllable if you have the know how, whatever that might be.
>>
>> And I'm saying you're fucked in the head, if you seriously believe any
>> of this utter fucking nonsense.
>
> No, there is a helluva lot of scientific information that is classified
> the
> public doesn't get to see.
> Heaps of stuff is classified and a lot of money goes into black budgets -
> we
> wouldn't have a hope of knowing what is really going on.
> What do you think goes on in all those deep underground military bases in
> the good old us of a, and for that matter Australia has got a few of them
> too. And they go down many levels and they use special boring machines to
> make high speed connections from base to base - for heavens sake, do some
> reading.
>
> http://www.davidicke.net/mysteries/reports/scalar.html
> Scalar Wars
> The Brave New World of Scalar Electromagnetics
> by Bill Morgan
>
> Carole
> http://www.austarmetro.com.au/~hubbca/conspiracy.htm
>

hmm, theres a guy who posts under the name '|-|erc' you should meet up with,
i think youd get on like a house on fire (of course the house fire is only
meant to seem like an accident, when really it was the police trying to
silence you both)

[SmakDaddy]

the REAL thing i dont get is how they say the climate change has caused the
worst drought in 80 years and stuff like that. doesnt that mean that 80
years ago they had the same drought? was it due to climate change back then
as wekk? whats to say that next year wont hold the same drought breaker that
must have happened 79 years ago? my brain hurts...


"wb" <warren@southernhighlands.com> wrote in message
news:RtFae.21813$5F3.2677@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> National Seasonal Rainfall Outlook: probabilities for May to July
> 2005, issued 15th April 2005
> Wetter season favoured in SE Qld and northern NSW
> There is a moderate shift in the odds towards above average rainfall
> for the May to July period in parts of eastern and northern NSW, and
> southern Queensland, the Bureau of Meteorology announced today. For the
> rest
> of the country, the chances of accumulating at least average rain for the
> coming three months are close to 50%.
>
> For the late autumn to mid-winter period, the chances of above
> median rainfall are between 60 and 70% in an area roughly bounded by
> Nowra,
> Cobar, Windorah, Rockhampton and the east coast (see map). So in years
> with
> ocean patterns like the current, about six or seven May to July periods
> out
> of 10 are expected to be wetter than average in this region, with about
> three or four out of ten being drier.
>
> Outlook confidence is related to the influence of Pacific and
> Indian Ocean temperatures on seasonal rainfall. During the May-July
> period,
> history shows this influence to be moderately consistent in a band from
> the
> central Northern Territory across most of the southern two-thirds of
> Queensland, as well as the north-eastern half of New South Wales. Moderate
> consistency is also evident in northern Tasmania, parts of southern
> Victoria, and patches through the interior of Western Australia. Elsewhere
> the influence is only weakly or very weakly consistent (see background
> information).
>
> After reaching -29 in February, the Southern Oscillation Index
> (SOI) rebounded strongly in March to a value of 0. The approximate SOI for
> the 30 days ending 12th April was +6.
>
> Low SOI values in February and subsurface warming in the
> central
> Pacific have caused some speculation regarding a possible El Niño
> developing
> in 2005. While the risk has increased it is too early at this stage to
> predict what might happen in the Pacific, with any confidence. For routine
> updates and comprehensive discussion on the latest data relating to El
> Niño,
> together with details on what the phenomenon is and how it has affected
> Australia in the past, see the ENSO Wrap-Up.
>
>
> Click on the map above for a larger version of the map. Use the
> reload/refresh button to ensure the latest forecast map is displayed.
>
>
> The following climate meteorologists in the National Climate
> Centre can be contacted about this outlook: Grant Beard on (03) 9669 4527,
> Andrew Watkins on (03) 9669 4360
>
> Regional versions of this media release are available: | Qld |
> NSW | Vic | Tas | SA | WA | NT |
>
> Regional commentary is available from the Climate and
> Consultancy Sections in the Bureau's Regional Offices:
>
> Queensland - (07) 3239 8660
> New South Wales - (02) 9296 1522
> Victoria - (03) 9669 4949
> Tasmania - (03) 6221 2043
> South Australia - (08) 8366 2664
> Western Australia - (08) 9263 2222
> The Northern Territory - (08) 8920 3813
>
>
> THE NEXT ISSUE OF THE SEASONAL OUTLOOK IS EXPECTED BY 17th MAY
> 2005
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

[Sunny]

"Carole Hubbard" <hubbca@iimetro.com.au> wrote in message
news:d4f5nv$v8n$1@austarmetro.com.au...
> No, there is a helluva lot of scientific information that is classified
> the
> public doesn't get to see.
> Heaps of stuff is classified and a lot of money goes into black budgets -
> we
> wouldn't have a hope of knowing what is really going on.
> What do you think goes on in all those deep underground military bases in
> the good old us of a, and for that matter Australia has got a few of them
> too. And they go down many levels and they use special boring machines to
> make high speed connections from base to base - for heavens sake, do some
> reading.

Are you blonde ?

[Robert Harris]

Just out of curiosity why do you post to this group?
Wouldn't another group more relevant be better?


"Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud" <aquarius_master@caramail.com> wrote in message
news:426a4627$0$21139$7a628cd7@news.club-internet.fr...
> No crops at all for the coming year ( 2005 / 2006 ) as the DDD progresses
> according to plan !
> ... so please pass the word around to farmers not to throw their seeding
> away, nor go tearing around like mad ploughing through their own few
> square miles of Desert !!!
>
> ... HOPING THAT THE RAIN WILL COME !
> ....BUT IT WON 'T UNTIL I AM BACK !
>
> Have you got that through your brain finally ?
>
>
> NOW, here is that new Australia fashionable joke :
>
> Q : How is it possible to spot a school of fish going up the Murray from a
> mile away
> R BECAUSE OF THE DUST
>
> ... enjoy your well deserved punishment.
>
>
> --
> Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
> Exploration Geologist
> Australia Mining Pioneer
> Discoverer & Legal Owner of Telfer, Kintyre & Nifty Mines
> The Great Sandy Desert of Australia
>
> Founder of the True Geology
>
>
> ~~Ignorance Is The Cosmic Sin, The One Never Forgiven ! ~~
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

[Sunny]

"Robert Harris" <robertharris71@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:426b3113$0$5176$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au ...
> Just out of curiosity why do you post to this group?
> Wouldn't another group more relevant be better?

"Sir Jean-Paul Turd" and relevant should never be used in the same
sentence.