Another 10 Questions for the Average ???

[whizzfizz]

Thought i might do another one of these..

here are 10 questions to test your brain. YOU! have to come up with the answers or finish the question off.

There might be more than one answer, but ya gotta guess the one im thinkin of.

no using google either ya cheating bastards :p

heres the old thread...
http://forums.eyo.com.au/showthread.php?t=6063


1. Why was the baby Ink Blot Sad ?
Because his mum was in the pen doing the wrong sentence


2. How do you fit 1000 refugees into a shoe box ?
Tell them its sea worthy - headrippa

3. Finish this nursery rhyme..
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie.
He put in his thumb,
And he pulled out a plum,
And said, " f*** me dead i could have choked on that"

4. What is the closest thing to silver ?
The Lone Rangers ass - Popeye

5. Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window ?
because it didnt work - Tonti

6. What 2 words form the longest sentence in the english language ?
I Do - Diabolical

7. Why is diarrhea hereditary ?
It runs thru your genes (jeans) - headrippa

8. Why can't you go to the toilet at a beatles concert ?
There's no John. - MeanDean

9. A skeleton goes into a bar orders a beer, and what 2 other items ?
A bucket and a mop - Diabolical

10. How long is a piece of string ?
Twice as long as half a piece - Shy

[SHY]

No Google gee make it hard. :p Well these are the ones I'm guessing.


2. How do you fit 1000 refugees into a shoe box ? Can't wait for that one. lol

3. Finish this nursery rhyme..
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie.
He put in his thumb,
And he pulled out a plum,
And said, " Oh what a good boy am I"


5. Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window ? To see time fly.


7. Why is diarrhea hereditary ? Guessing: kids give yah the sh!ts. lol :D


10. How long is a piece of string ? Twice half it's length.

[dr_zoidberg]

5. Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window ?

He wanted to see time fly.


Seen that one a few times in the kiddie comics in the paper. :rolling:

[whizzfizz]

No Google gee make it hard. :p Well these are the ones I'm guessing.


2. How do you fit 1000 refugees into a shoe box ? Can't wait for that one. lol

3. Finish this nursery rhyme..
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie.
He put in his thumb,
And he pulled out a plum,
And said, " Oh what a good boy am I"


5. Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window ? To see time fly.


7. Why is diarrhea hereditary ? Guessing: kids give yah the sh!ts. lol :D


10. How long is a piece of string ? Twice half it's length.

not a bad try shy....

3. Nup wrong answer.
5. Nup
7. good answer, but not the one im looking for
10. Close enough, i will give you that one.

[whizzfizz]

He wanted to see time fly.


Seen that one a few times in the kiddie comics in the paper. :rolling:

nup.. sorry wrong answer :PI

[popeye]

4. The Lone Rangers ass

6. longest & sentence

[whizzfizz]

4. The Lone Rangers ass

6. longest & sentence


4. we have a winner!!!!

6. nup but thats nice thinking!!!!!!!!!!

[SHY]

Oh what are you serious that's all I've got right so far :o , no google pft :p lol :dD

[whizzfizz]

Oh what are you serious that's all I've got right so far :o , no google pft :p lol :dD


now now this is me your talking about... you know the answers are going to be stupid :p :p

[SHY]

now now this is me your talking about... you know the answers are going to be stupid :p :p

Yeah Whizz I can't disagree there. :p


3. Finish this nursery rhyme..
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie.
He put in his thumb,
And he pulled out a plum,
And said, " Oh what a bad boy am I"

There that's as much as I can remember of that one, but unless you have a different book. :D

[whizzfizz]

Yeah Whizz I can't disagree there. :p


3. Finish this nursery rhyme..
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie.
He put in his thumb,
And he pulled out a plum,
And said, " Oh what a bad boy am I"

There that's as much as I can remember of that one, but unless you have a different book. :D

no i dont have a different book, just a dirty mind :p

[popeye]

2. Stick them all into a boat that is named The Shoe Box???????

[whizzfizz]

2. Stick them all into a boat that is named The Shoe Box???????


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not quite but your on the right track

[MeanDean]

6. What 2 words form the longest sentence in the english language ?

"you're fired"?
"F*** off"?

[whizzfizz]

6. What 2 words form the longest sentence in the english language ?

"you're fired"?
"F*** off"?

lol
nup and nup.. soz

[popeye]

2. How about renaming the Baxter Detention Centre the Shoe Box.

[whizzfizz]

2. How about renaming the Baxter Detention Centre the Shoe Box.

hehehe nup its nothing like that... not about renaming anything.

[popeye]

2. How do you fit 1000 refugees into a shoe box ?
Chop them into really small pieces. :eek:

[whizzfizz]

Chop them into really small pieces. :eek:


you could use a blender as well.. but unfortunately that is not the answer im looking for.

if the answer was using a blender.... i guess the next question would be "how do you get them out of the shoe box ??

use corn chips

[SHY]

you could use a blender as well.. but unfortunately that is not the answer im looking for.

if the answer was using a blender.... i guess the next question would be "how do you get them out of the shoe box ??

use corn chips

Hey giving popeye answers is cheating, but then again it's no secret I saw it too. :rolleyes: