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whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 02:08 PM
Yow…

I believe the old thread has significantly died in the ass so its time for another.

As with any Hollywood sequel, the questions have become decidedly worse. This will be the last one.. for at least a while (WOOHOO) I go back to work on Monday.

So once again…….

10 questions to test your brain.

YOU! have to come up with the answers or finish the question off.

There might be more than one answer, but ya gotta guess the one im thinking of. (be creative)

No using GOOGLE etc to get answers… any stupid bastard can do that. (I doubt whether you will find some of the answers on GOOGLE etc anyway)

1. What part of Popeye never rusts?

The part he sticks in Olive Oil - Ed W

2. An Irish scientist was performing an experiment on frogs. He got the frog and yelled, "JUMP". The frog jumped up in the air. The scientist then cut off one of the frogs' legs and yelled "JUMP" again. This time the frog jumped, but not as high as last time. The scientist then cut off another one of the frogs' legs and yelled, "JUMP". The frog was able to jump, but not as high as the last two times.

The scientist proceeded to cut off another one of the frog’s legs and yelled, "JUMP". This time the frog hardly got off the ground. The scientist then cut off the frog’s last leg and yelled, "JUMP", but the frog didn't move.

What was the scientist able to deduce about his experiment on frogs?

The scientist was able to deduce that once you cut every leg off a frog, the frog becomes deaf - Lizard Drinkin

3. If Shy is carrying 4 grapefruit, and I give her another 10 grapefruit, what does Shy have?

Big Hands - luther'

4. Lets test your business skills: if you opened a bike shop, what price structure would you set for women’s bike seats?

Brand New Girls Bike Seats - $10
Used Girls Bike Seats - $200 - Rick

5. Another on business skills: I went to a second hand shop the other day and sold an iron lung that I got from my brother. I got $1000 for it. What did my brother say when he saw the $1000?

*cough* *wheeze* *splutter* *cough* *gasp* *wheeze* - Lizard Drinkin

6. I used the $1000 from question 5 above to buy a t-shirt from Myers. When I got the t-shirt home I noticed it had some holes in it. Why wasn't I p*ssed off that my brand new t-shirt had holes in it?

Cause you need somewhere to put your arms, head and body through!!! - SecretGiggles

7. What’s got 4 legs and an arm?

A Happy Pit Bull - Ed W

8. I have a huge box of banana's, how can I determine which banana's are illegitimate?

Put them in a string bag and watch all the bastards fall out.

9. The age-old question: If a glass containing a liquid is neither half full nor half empty, what else could be said about the glass?
(edit: some confusion with this one, some people say "the glass is half empty, others say its half full - what else can you say apart from these two statements about a glass that is filled half way ?)

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be - Tsar

10 Why are old people wrinkled? (Hounds, I put this one in for you so you could get on the scoreboard)

Have you ever tried to iron one ? - Davdster

Lizard Drinkin
06-05-2005, 03:05 PM
2. That frogs understand and respond to commands in English until all their legs are removed, at which stage they are miraculously rendered deaf. THUS: Frogs have ears on at least one of their knees.

5. "*wheeze* *gasp* ROSEBUD *wheeze*" (dies)

6. Because you'd been shot several times on the way home from Myer and were more concerned about bleeding to death.

SecretGiggles
06-05-2005, 03:06 PM
1. What part of Popeye never rusts? His mouth....if it did he wouldn't be able to eat all that spinach

2. An Irish scientist was performing an experiment on frogs. He got the frog and yelled, "JUMP". The frog jumped up in the air. The scientist then cut off one of the frogs' legs and yelled "JUMP" again. This time the frog jumped, but not as high as last time. The scientist then cut off another one of the frogs' legs and yelled, "JUMP". The frog was able to jump, but not as high as the last two times.

The scientist proceeded to cut off another one of the frog’s legs and yelled, "JUMP". This time the frog hardly got off the ground. The scientist then cut off the frog’s last leg and yelled, "JUMP", but the frog didn't move.

What was the scientist able to deduce about his experiment on frogs?That you may as well eat the whole frog, cause it's not much good after....and there's more meat on the torso - If the french were smart they would have though of that....but noooo leave it up to the Irish!!


3. If Shy is carrying 4 grapefruit, and I give her another 10 grapefruit, what does Shy have?Waaaaaay tooo many grapefruit!!

4. Lets test your business skills: if you opened a bike shop, what price structure would you set for women’s bike seats?

5. Another on business skills: I went to a second hand shop the other day and sold an iron lung that I got from my brother. I got $1000 for it. What did my brother say when he saw the $1000?Not a lot.......after spending substantial time in the iron lung your brother was incapable of anything really....much less speach

6. I used the $1000 from question 5 above to buy a t-shirt from Myers. When I got the t-shirt home I noticed it had some holes in it. Why wasn't I p*ssed off that my brand new t-shirt had holes in it? Cause you need somewhere to put your arms and head through!!!

7. What’s got 4 legs and an arm?

8. I have huge box of banana's, how can I determine which banana's are illegitimate?

9. The age-old question: If a glass containing a liquid is neither half full nor half empty, what else could be said about the glass?it's 3/4 full or 3/4 empty.....3/4 is NOT 1/2!!!!

10 Why are old people wrinkled? (Hounds, I put this one in for you so you could get on the scoreboard)


.....need more thinking time.....will return with more brain power....

Ed W
06-05-2005, 03:15 PM
1. What part of Popeye never rusts? His mouth....if it did he wouldn't be able to eat all that spinach

More like from eating olive oil :p

Rick
06-05-2005, 03:25 PM
More like from eating olive oil :p

Yeah but it might not be his mouth :eek:

whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 03:32 PM
2. That frogs understand and respond to commands in English until all their legs are removed, at which stage they are miraculously rendered deaf. THUS: Frogs have ears on at least one of their knees.

5. "*wheeze* *gasp* ROSEBUD *wheeze*" (dies)

6. Because you'd been shot several times on the way home from Myer and were more concerned about bleeding to death.

damn was hoping some of these would last a bit longer.

2. close enough
5. yeap.

6.nup

SecretGiggles
06-05-2005, 03:34 PM
More like from eating olive oil :p

I didn't say it was because of the spinach his mouth wasn't rusty, just that if it was rusty he wouldn't be able to eat spinach.... ergo my deduction that it was popeye's mouth that wasn't rusty...

whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 03:34 PM
6. I used the $1000 from question 5 above to buy a t-shirt from Myers. When I got the t-shirt home I noticed it had some holes in it. Why wasn't I p*ssed off that my brand new t-shirt had holes in it? Cause you need somewhere to put your arms and head through!!!


6. yeap

and either nup or someone already got the answer on the others

whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 03:36 PM
More like from eating olive oil :p

yeap your on the right track... will pay that one.

Rick
06-05-2005, 03:36 PM
damn was hoping some of these would last a bit longer.

2. close enough

......
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I thought that he found out that frogs can't jump without their back legs (cause he'd cut their front legs off first) :)

EDIT: Oh hang on , I missed the bit..."An Irish scientist ..."

luther
06-05-2005, 03:56 PM
3. If Shy is carrying 4 grapefruit, and I give her another 10 grapefruit, what does Shy have?

Big hands!

Ed W
06-05-2005, 03:56 PM
7. An alligator with a snack!

Lazyfluck
06-05-2005, 04:33 PM
no 3) shy would have very long arms.

whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 04:53 PM
Big hands!


yeappppppp

whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 04:54 PM
7. An alligator with a snack!


yea i will give that one too you... your on the right track. just a different animal.

Lizard Drinkin
06-05-2005, 05:03 PM
9. It's full? :confused:

whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 05:13 PM
9. It's full? :confused:

nuppers.

BiggyRat
06-05-2005, 05:38 PM
yea i will give that one too you... your on the right track. just a different animal.Lion or Tiger my guess.

Davdster
06-05-2005, 10:11 PM
4. Lets test your business skills: if you opened a bike shop, what price structure would you set for women’s bike seats?
Size-of-the-seat-to-potential-weight-loss structure (i'm totally gonna cop a backlash of somesort here lol)

8. I have a huge box of banana's, how can I determine which banana's are illegitimate?
By the ones that aren't in pairs

9. The age-old question: If a glass containing a liquid is neither half full nor half empty, what else could be said about the glass?
(edit: some confusion with this one, some people say "the glass is half empty, others say its half full - what else can you say apart from these two statements about a glass that is filled half way ?)
It's a glass with liquid in it
my alternative answer is
It needs more alcohol

10 Why are old people wrinkled? (Hounds, I put this one in for you so you could get on the scoreboard)
When the iron looses it's heat, the creases don't go (metaphorically speaking :PI )

am i close to any there?

whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 10:15 PM
Size-of-the-seat-to-potential-weight-loss structure (i'm totally gonna cop a backlash of somesort here lol)


By the ones that aren't in pairs


It's a glass with liquid in it
my alternative answer is
It needs more alcohol


When the iron looses it's heat, the creases don't go (metaphorically speaking :PI )

am i close to any there?


yea i'll give ya the last one.... but the others.. soz yow.