whizzfizz
06-05-2005, 02:08 PM
Yow…
I believe the old thread has significantly died in the ass so its time for another.
As with any Hollywood sequel, the questions have become decidedly worse. This will be the last one.. for at least a while (WOOHOO) I go back to work on Monday.
So once again…….
10 questions to test your brain.
YOU! have to come up with the answers or finish the question off.
There might be more than one answer, but ya gotta guess the one im thinking of. (be creative)
No using GOOGLE etc to get answers… any stupid bastard can do that. (I doubt whether you will find some of the answers on GOOGLE etc anyway)
1. What part of Popeye never rusts?
The part he sticks in Olive Oil - Ed W
2. An Irish scientist was performing an experiment on frogs. He got the frog and yelled, "JUMP". The frog jumped up in the air. The scientist then cut off one of the frogs' legs and yelled "JUMP" again. This time the frog jumped, but not as high as last time. The scientist then cut off another one of the frogs' legs and yelled, "JUMP". The frog was able to jump, but not as high as the last two times.
The scientist proceeded to cut off another one of the frog’s legs and yelled, "JUMP". This time the frog hardly got off the ground. The scientist then cut off the frog’s last leg and yelled, "JUMP", but the frog didn't move.
What was the scientist able to deduce about his experiment on frogs?
The scientist was able to deduce that once you cut every leg off a frog, the frog becomes deaf - Lizard Drinkin
3. If Shy is carrying 4 grapefruit, and I give her another 10 grapefruit, what does Shy have?
Big Hands - luther'
4. Lets test your business skills: if you opened a bike shop, what price structure would you set for women’s bike seats?
Brand New Girls Bike Seats - $10
Used Girls Bike Seats - $200 - Rick
5. Another on business skills: I went to a second hand shop the other day and sold an iron lung that I got from my brother. I got $1000 for it. What did my brother say when he saw the $1000?
*cough* *wheeze* *splutter* *cough* *gasp* *wheeze* - Lizard Drinkin
6. I used the $1000 from question 5 above to buy a t-shirt from Myers. When I got the t-shirt home I noticed it had some holes in it. Why wasn't I p*ssed off that my brand new t-shirt had holes in it?
Cause you need somewhere to put your arms, head and body through!!! - SecretGiggles
7. What’s got 4 legs and an arm?
A Happy Pit Bull - Ed W
8. I have a huge box of banana's, how can I determine which banana's are illegitimate?
Put them in a string bag and watch all the bastards fall out.
9. The age-old question: If a glass containing a liquid is neither half full nor half empty, what else could be said about the glass?
(edit: some confusion with this one, some people say "the glass is half empty, others say its half full - what else can you say apart from these two statements about a glass that is filled half way ?)
The glass is twice as big as it needs to be - Tsar
10 Why are old people wrinkled? (Hounds, I put this one in for you so you could get on the scoreboard)
Have you ever tried to iron one ? - Davdster
I believe the old thread has significantly died in the ass so its time for another.
As with any Hollywood sequel, the questions have become decidedly worse. This will be the last one.. for at least a while (WOOHOO) I go back to work on Monday.
So once again…….
10 questions to test your brain.
YOU! have to come up with the answers or finish the question off.
There might be more than one answer, but ya gotta guess the one im thinking of. (be creative)
No using GOOGLE etc to get answers… any stupid bastard can do that. (I doubt whether you will find some of the answers on GOOGLE etc anyway)
1. What part of Popeye never rusts?
The part he sticks in Olive Oil - Ed W
2. An Irish scientist was performing an experiment on frogs. He got the frog and yelled, "JUMP". The frog jumped up in the air. The scientist then cut off one of the frogs' legs and yelled "JUMP" again. This time the frog jumped, but not as high as last time. The scientist then cut off another one of the frogs' legs and yelled, "JUMP". The frog was able to jump, but not as high as the last two times.
The scientist proceeded to cut off another one of the frog’s legs and yelled, "JUMP". This time the frog hardly got off the ground. The scientist then cut off the frog’s last leg and yelled, "JUMP", but the frog didn't move.
What was the scientist able to deduce about his experiment on frogs?
The scientist was able to deduce that once you cut every leg off a frog, the frog becomes deaf - Lizard Drinkin
3. If Shy is carrying 4 grapefruit, and I give her another 10 grapefruit, what does Shy have?
Big Hands - luther'
4. Lets test your business skills: if you opened a bike shop, what price structure would you set for women’s bike seats?
Brand New Girls Bike Seats - $10
Used Girls Bike Seats - $200 - Rick
5. Another on business skills: I went to a second hand shop the other day and sold an iron lung that I got from my brother. I got $1000 for it. What did my brother say when he saw the $1000?
*cough* *wheeze* *splutter* *cough* *gasp* *wheeze* - Lizard Drinkin
6. I used the $1000 from question 5 above to buy a t-shirt from Myers. When I got the t-shirt home I noticed it had some holes in it. Why wasn't I p*ssed off that my brand new t-shirt had holes in it?
Cause you need somewhere to put your arms, head and body through!!! - SecretGiggles
7. What’s got 4 legs and an arm?
A Happy Pit Bull - Ed W
8. I have a huge box of banana's, how can I determine which banana's are illegitimate?
Put them in a string bag and watch all the bastards fall out.
9. The age-old question: If a glass containing a liquid is neither half full nor half empty, what else could be said about the glass?
(edit: some confusion with this one, some people say "the glass is half empty, others say its half full - what else can you say apart from these two statements about a glass that is filled half way ?)
The glass is twice as big as it needs to be - Tsar
10 Why are old people wrinkled? (Hounds, I put this one in for you so you could get on the scoreboard)
Have you ever tried to iron one ? - Davdster