A girl at a cafe

[Mr Rudd]

I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested in.

She works at a cafe where I have a cappuccino every morning, and breakfast
once a week.
She is a stunning brunette, and of most interest to me is her lack of body
hair.
There seems to be no hair on her arms, not fuzz on her lip and her eyebrows
are sparse.
Furthermore, she only sprinkles a small amount of chocolate on my cappuccino
which is a good indication of having sparse pubic hair.
For those of you who don't know, there is a proven correlation between the
amount of chocolate a female cafe worker sprinkles on a cappuccino and her
pubic hair. I've bedded dozens of cafe girls, and Its spot on every time.
Examples: once a girl put way too much chocolate on, and she had a thick
hairy bush. One forgot to put the chocolate altogether, and she was
naturally bald. But my best evidence was the girl who at first, put on way
too much, then scraped the excess off, and carefully cleaned the saucer. She
would
have been rather bushy, but through careful grooming, she was neatly
trimmed.

Now back to my present interest.
Today when I ordered my usual breakfast, bacon, scrambled eggs and salad,
she smiled sweetly, then went to the kitchen. The preparation took longer
than usual, but when she returned with my order, carefully positioning the
plate in front of me and rotating the plate to the perfect angle, I could
see the reason for the delay.

The eggs and salad were pushed to the side of the place, and there were 2
strips of bacon next to each other formed into a slight oval shape. At the
top of this was a single button mushroom and small pinch of alfalfa salad
above.

I looked at the plate, then looked at her. She returned a smoldering look,
and with a smile and voice as smooth as honey said, enjoy.

I gently started to work on the eggs and salad on the outside of the plate
and slowly worked my way towards the bacon. I caught her reflection in one
of
the cafe mirrors. She smiled and said, eat slowly please. I paid a little
more attention to the eggs, taking small bights, eating as slowly as I
could, but finally I couldn't resist the temptation of the luscious bacon.
I
gently prized apart the 2 pieces of bacon with my fork and slipped one into
my mouth, enjoying the salty flavour.
After the bacon, I slowly worked my way up to the mushroom and took it in my
mouth whole. First putting my tongue on the cap of the mushroom, then stalk,
then feeling my way under the cap.
I ignored the alfalfa sprouts.
What a breakfast. Next time I will order the bacon, mushroom, hold the salad
and ask for 2 boiled eggs, and a sausage to see what happens.

Wish me luck!

[damnfine]

Outstanding. Welcome back, Mr Rudd.

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!


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[Rheilly Phoull]

One day Mr Rudd got dressed and committed to text

> I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested
> in.

OHH Great!!
Just what the group needs, another wanker.


Regards ..... Rheilly Phoull

[John T]

"Rheilly Phoull" <Rheilly@bigpong.com> wrote in message
news:42854297$0$79457$14726298@news.sunsite.dk...
>
>
> One day Mr Rudd got dressed and committed to text
>
> > I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested
> > in.
>
> OHH Great!!
> Just what the group needs, another wanker.

Rather that than you spreading your "bigpong" around the place.

[zaphy]

On Sat, 14 May 2005 08:13:11 +0800, "Rheilly Phoull"
<Rheilly@bigpong.com> unleashed:

>
>
> One day Mr Rudd got dressed and committed to text
>
>> I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested
>> in.
>
>OHH Great!!
>Just what the group needs, another wanker.

Off you go then. Rudd's posts are great!


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zaphy

[HeadRush]

"Rheilly Phoull" <Rheilly@bigpong.com> wrote in message
news:42854297$0$79457$14726298@news.sunsite.dk...
>
>
> One day Mr Rudd got dressed and committed to text
>
>> I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested
>> in.
>
> OHH Great!!
> Just what the group needs, another wanker.

That's not a wanker, that's Mr Rudd. Don't you know anything??

HR

[John Smith]

I can never look at a cappuccino the same way again now.

lol

Mr Rudd wrote:
> For those of you who don't know, there is a proven correlation between the
> amount of chocolate a female cafe worker sprinkles on a cappuccino and her
> pubic hair. I've bedded dozens of cafe girls, and Its spot on every time.
> Examples: once a girl put way too much chocolate on, and she had a thick
> hairy bush. One forgot to put the chocolate altogether, and she was
> naturally bald. But my best evidence was the girl who at first, put on way
> too much, then scraped the excess off, and carefully cleaned the saucer. She
> would
> have been rather bushy, but through careful grooming, she was neatly
> trimmed.

[Paradox]

On Sat, 14 May 2005 08:46:54 +1000, "Mr Rudd" <MR@Rudd.com> wrote:

Have to admit, don't normally read posts like this, but this one was
good.... Clever and well presented


>I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested in.
>
>She works at a cafe where I have a cappuccino every morning, and breakfast
>once a week.
>She is a stunning brunette, and of most interest to me is her lack of body
>hair.
>There seems to be no hair on her arms, not fuzz on her lip and her eyebrows
>are sparse.
>Furthermore, she only sprinkles a small amount of chocolate on my cappuccino
>which is a good indication of having sparse pubic hair.
>For those of you who don't know, there is a proven correlation between the
>amount of chocolate a female cafe worker sprinkles on a cappuccino and her
>pubic hair. I've bedded dozens of cafe girls, and Its spot on every time.
>Examples: once a girl put way too much chocolate on, and she had a thick
>hairy bush. One forgot to put the chocolate altogether, and she was
>naturally bald. But my best evidence was the girl who at first, put on way
>too much, then scraped the excess off, and carefully cleaned the saucer. She
>would
>have been rather bushy, but through careful grooming, she was neatly
>trimmed.
>
>Now back to my present interest.
>Today when I ordered my usual breakfast, bacon, scrambled eggs and salad,
>she smiled sweetly, then went to the kitchen. The preparation took longer
>than usual, but when she returned with my order, carefully positioning the
>plate in front of me and rotating the plate to the perfect angle, I could
>see the reason for the delay.
>
>The eggs and salad were pushed to the side of the place, and there were 2
>strips of bacon next to each other formed into a slight oval shape. At the
>top of this was a single button mushroom and small pinch of alfalfa salad
>above.
>
>I looked at the plate, then looked at her. She returned a smoldering look,
>and with a smile and voice as smooth as honey said, enjoy.
>
>I gently started to work on the eggs and salad on the outside of the plate
>and slowly worked my way towards the bacon. I caught her reflection in one
>of
>the cafe mirrors. She smiled and said, eat slowly please. I paid a little
>more attention to the eggs, taking small bights, eating as slowly as I
>could, but finally I couldn't resist the temptation of the luscious bacon.
>I
>gently prized apart the 2 pieces of bacon with my fork and slipped one into
>my mouth, enjoying the salty flavour.
>After the bacon, I slowly worked my way up to the mushroom and took it in my
>mouth whole. First putting my tongue on the cap of the mushroom, then stalk,
>then feeling my way under the cap.
>I ignored the alfalfa sprouts.
>What a breakfast. Next time I will order the bacon, mushroom, hold the salad
>and ask for 2 boiled eggs, and a sausage to see what happens.
>
>Wish me luck!
>
>
>
>

[Stan Pierce]

"Mr Rudd" <MR@Rudd.com> wrote in message news:42852f23_1@x-privat.org...
> I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested in.
>
> She works at a cafe where I have a cappuccino every morning, and breakfast
> once a week.
> She is a stunning brunette, and of most interest to me is her lack of body
> hair.
> There seems to be no hair on her arms, not fuzz on her lip and her eyebrows
> are sparse.
> Furthermore, she only sprinkles a small amount of chocolate on my cappuccino
> which is a good indication of having sparse pubic hair.
> For those of you who don't know, there is a proven correlation between the
> amount of chocolate a female cafe worker sprinkles on a cappuccino and her
> pubic hair. I've bedded dozens of cafe girls, and Its spot on every time.
> Examples: once a girl put way too much chocolate on, and she had a thick
> hairy bush. One forgot to put the chocolate altogether, and she was
> naturally bald. But my best evidence was the girl who at first, put on way
> too much, then scraped the excess off, and carefully cleaned the saucer. She
> would
> have been rather bushy, but through careful grooming, she was neatly
> trimmed.
>
> Now back to my present interest.
> Today when I ordered my usual breakfast, bacon, scrambled eggs and salad,
> she smiled sweetly, then went to the kitchen. The preparation took longer
> than usual, but when she returned with my order, carefully positioning the
> plate in front of me and rotating the plate to the perfect angle, I could
> see the reason for the delay.
>
> The eggs and salad were pushed to the side of the place, and there were 2
> strips of bacon next to each other formed into a slight oval shape. At the
> top of this was a single button mushroom and small pinch of alfalfa salad
> above.
>
> I looked at the plate, then looked at her. She returned a smoldering look,
> and with a smile and voice as smooth as honey said, enjoy.
>
> I gently started to work on the eggs and salad on the outside of the plate
> and slowly worked my way towards the bacon. I caught her reflection in one
> of
> the cafe mirrors. She smiled and said, eat slowly please. I paid a little
> more attention to the eggs, taking small bights, eating as slowly as I
> could, but finally I couldn't resist the temptation of the luscious bacon.
> I
> gently prized apart the 2 pieces of bacon with my fork and slipped one into
> my mouth, enjoying the salty flavour.
> After the bacon, I slowly worked my way up to the mushroom and took it in my
> mouth whole. First putting my tongue on the cap of the mushroom, then stalk,
> then feeling my way under the cap.
> I ignored the alfalfa sprouts.
> What a breakfast. Next time I will order the bacon, mushroom, hold the salad
> and ask for 2 boiled eggs, and a sausage to see what happens.
>
> Wish me luck!

You are a natural writer. Turn it into a short story with a sting in the tail.

[Brian]

Stan Pierce wrote:

> You are a natural writer.

He is! He should really write a book of short stories like this.

[Blondie]

"Mr Rudd" aka Grandmaster Flog, what a cockhead, unable to tell the
difference between a wet dream and reality.



"Mr Rudd" <MR@Rudd.com> wrote in message news:42852f23_1@x-privat.org...
> I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested in.
>
> She works at a cafe where I have a cappuccino every morning, and breakfast
> once a week.
> She is a stunning brunette, and of most interest to me is her lack of body
> hair.
> There seems to be no hair on her arms, not fuzz on her lip and her
> eyebrows
> are sparse.
> Furthermore, she only sprinkles a small amount of chocolate on my
> cappuccino
> which is a good indication of having sparse pubic hair.
> For those of you who don't know, there is a proven correlation between the
> amount of chocolate a female cafe worker sprinkles on a cappuccino and her
> pubic hair. I've bedded dozens of cafe girls, and Its spot on every time.
> Examples: once a girl put way too much chocolate on, and she had a thick
> hairy bush. One forgot to put the chocolate altogether, and she was
> naturally bald. But my best evidence was the girl who at first, put on way
> too much, then scraped the excess off, and carefully cleaned the saucer.
> She
> would
> have been rather bushy, but through careful grooming, she was neatly
> trimmed.
>
> Now back to my present interest.
> Today when I ordered my usual breakfast, bacon, scrambled eggs and salad,
> she smiled sweetly, then went to the kitchen. The preparation took longer
> than usual, but when she returned with my order, carefully positioning the
> plate in front of me and rotating the plate to the perfect angle, I could
> see the reason for the delay.
>
> The eggs and salad were pushed to the side of the place, and there were 2
> strips of bacon next to each other formed into a slight oval shape. At the
> top of this was a single button mushroom and small pinch of alfalfa salad
> above.
>
> I looked at the plate, then looked at her. She returned a smoldering look,
> and with a smile and voice as smooth as honey said, enjoy.
>
> I gently started to work on the eggs and salad on the outside of the plate
> and slowly worked my way towards the bacon. I caught her reflection in one
> of
> the cafe mirrors. She smiled and said, eat slowly please. I paid a little
> more attention to the eggs, taking small bights, eating as slowly as I
> could, but finally I couldn't resist the temptation of the luscious bacon.
> I
> gently prized apart the 2 pieces of bacon with my fork and slipped one
> into
> my mouth, enjoying the salty flavour.
> After the bacon, I slowly worked my way up to the mushroom and took it in
> my
> mouth whole. First putting my tongue on the cap of the mushroom, then
> stalk,
> then feeling my way under the cap.
> I ignored the alfalfa sprouts.
> What a breakfast. Next time I will order the bacon, mushroom, hold the
> salad
> and ask for 2 boiled eggs, and a sausage to see what happens.
>
> Wish me luck!
>
>
>
>
>

[Sir Lex]

Blondie wrote:
> "Mr Rudd" aka Grandmaster Flog, what a cockhead, unable to tell the
> difference between a wet dream and reality.

Blondie, what a tool, unable to tell the difference between an ordinary
troll and a quality troll like Mr Rudd.

[NightStalker]

In article <V8hhe.2219$E7.53@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
ecreipt@bigpond.net.au says...
> > the cafe mirrors. She smiled and said, eat slowly please. I paid a little
> > more attention to the eggs, taking small bights,

Nice - except the spellchecker missed out on how to spell "bites"... ;)

Just nit-picking. Good luck with the snag and eggs. Hope there's no
tomato sauce involved :)

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NightStalker

[sheik yerbouti]

On Sat, 14 May 2005 08:46:54 +1000, "Mr Rudd" <MR@Rudd.com> wrote:

>What a breakfast. Next time I will order the bacon, mushroom, hold the salad
>and ask for 2 boiled eggs, and a sausage to see what happens.
>
>Wish me luck!

you should ask for onions as well :)

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[Rheilly Phoull]

One day HeadRush got dressed and committed to text

> "Rheilly Phoull" <Rheilly@bigpong.com> wrote in message
> news:42854297$0$79457$14726298@news.sunsite.dk...
>>
>>
>> One day Mr Rudd got dressed and committed to text
>>
>>> I'd just like to tell you all about the latest woman I'm interested
>>> in.
>>
>> OHH Great!!
>> Just what the group needs, another wanker.
>
> That's not a wanker, that's Mr Rudd. Don't you know anything??
>
> HR

BAHH !!
Just a troll who gets off on talking crap.
Certainly effective but still a waste of bandwidth. What makes you think
that you know feck all anyway ??

--
Regards ..... Rheilly Phoull

[DVD Cases]

"Sir Lex" <SL@nospam.com.au> wrote in message news:4285c9b6$1@mail.netspeed.com.au...
> Blondie wrote:
>> "Mr Rudd" aka Grandmaster Flog, what a cockhead, unable to tell the difference between a wet dream and reality.
>
> Blondie, what a tool, unable to tell the difference between an ordinary troll and a quality troll like Mr Rudd.

man your idea of quality is probably the footy show then
this type of hoary old trite crap is more like a contender
for worst opening to a romance novel.

sheer drivel! at least I know to put Rudd in the killfile.

CD