View Full Version : Corby, learn Bahasa
Caligula
29-05-2005, 01:23 PM
"Carole" <hubbca2003@yahoo.com.au> writes:
> These guys don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is talking
The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
Caligula wrote:
>>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
>> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is talking
> The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
> Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
Pelajaran 1:
Maafkan saya
I'm sorry
Saya bodoh!
I'm stupid!
Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
Python Dev
29-05-2005, 03:23 PM
"asj" <kalim1998@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1117342868.570222.150450@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> Caligula wrote:
> >>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
> >> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is
talking
> > The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
> > Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
>
> Pelajaran 1:
>
> Maafkan saya
> I'm sorry
>
> Saya bodoh!
> I'm stupid!
>
> Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
> Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
> http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
>
> Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
> If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
>
I suppose using the formal would improve her chances ...LOL
but more then likely she will only learn the slang..LOL
Python Dev wrote:
> I suppose using the formal would improve her chances ...LOL
> but more then likely she will only learn the slang..LOL
Pelajaran 2:
Saya sangat istimewa!
I'm veddy veddy special!
Supaya dengarkan lah saya!
So listen to me!
Kenapa ibu-ku dan adik-ku jelek sekali, tetapi saya amat cantik?
Why is my mother and my younger sister both so ugly, but I'm so
beautiful?
Jilat lah puki-ku
Lick my....(DELETED due to the fact uttering such filth might cause
Australian heads to inadvertantly blow up)
Ventura
29-05-2005, 05:13 PM
How can a non-English speaking judge convict an English speaking Oz lady?
"asj" <kalim1998@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1117342868.570222.150450@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> Caligula wrote:
> >>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
> >> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is
talking
> > The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
> > Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
>
> Pelajaran 1:
>
> Maafkan saya
> I'm sorry
>
> Saya bodoh!
> I'm stupid!
>
> Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
> Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
> http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
>
> Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
> If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
>
Caligula
29-05-2005, 05:23 PM
"Ventura" <someone@somewhere> writes:
> How can a non-English speaking judge convict an English speaking Oz lady?
The same way that non-Italian speaking judges convict Italian speaking
Australians.
ie: pretty easily.
Ventura
29-05-2005, 05:54 PM
Jilat lah puki-ku
Lick my....cunt - Lah.....she told the judges off......(DELETED due to the
fact uttering such filth might cause Australian heads to inadvertantly blow
up)
"asj" <kalim1998@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Python Dev wrote:
> > I suppose using the formal would improve her chances ...LOL
> > but more then likely she will only learn the slang..LOL
>
> Pelajaran 2:
>
> Saya sangat istimewa!
> I'm veddy veddy special!
>
> Supaya dengarkan lah saya!
> So listen to me!
>
> Kenapa ibu-ku dan adik-ku jelek sekali, tetapi saya amat cantik?
> Why is my mother and my younger sister both so ugly, but I'm so
> beautiful?
>
> Jilat lah puki-ku
> Lick my....(DELETED due to the fact uttering such filth might cause
> Australian heads to inadvertantly blow up)
>
Ventura
29-05-2005, 06:03 PM
Actually I am more interested in knowing if there is any deaf and dumb
judges delivering judgement-:)
"Caligula" <rambam@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
news:877jhixzwr.fsf@kafka.homenet...
> "Ventura" <someone@somewhere> writes:
>
> > How can a non-English speaking judge convict an English speaking Oz
lady?
>
> The same way that non-Italian speaking judges convict Italian speaking
> Australians.
>
> ie: pretty easily.
>
The Bishop
29-05-2005, 06:03 PM
On Sun, 29 May 2005 15:03:57 +0800, "Ventura" <someone@somewhere>
wrote:
>How can a non-English speaking judge convict an English speaking Oz lady?
They both spoke in tongue .....
>"asj" <kalim1998@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1117342868.570222.150450@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
>> Caligula wrote:
>> >>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
>> >> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is
>talking
>> > The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
>> > Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
>>
>> Pelajaran 1:
>>
>> Maafkan saya
>> I'm sorry
>>
>> Saya bodoh!
>> I'm stupid!
>>
>> Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
>> Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
>> http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
>>
>> Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
>> If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
>>
>
Little Johnny Howard
29-05-2005, 06:03 PM
asj wrote:
> Caligula wrote:
> >>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
> >> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is talking
> > The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
> > Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
>
> Pelajaran 1:
>
> Maafkan saya
> I'm sorry
>
> Saya bodoh!
> I'm stupid!
>
> Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
> Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
> http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
>
> Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
> If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
Anda yelah babi per muki.
Little Johnny Howard
29-05-2005, 06:03 PM
asj wrote:
> Python Dev wrote:
> > I suppose using the formal would improve her chances ...LOL
> > but more then likely she will only learn the slang..LOL
>
> Pelajaran 2:
>
> Saya sangat istimewa!
> I'm veddy veddy special!
>
> Supaya dengarkan lah saya!
> So listen to me!
>
> Kenapa ibu-ku dan adik-ku jelek sekali, tetapi saya amat cantik?
> Why is my mother and my younger sister both so ugly, but I'm so
> beautiful?
>
> Jilat lah puki-ku
> Lick my....(DELETED due to the fact uttering such filth might cause
> Australian heads to inadvertantly blow up)
What? Farach? Bahasa is such a primitive language. Only fit for baboons
and orangutans. How do you say "walk the streets"? Jelan de jelan
jelan. How primitive is that?
The Bishop
29-05-2005, 06:13 PM
On 29 May 2005 00:59:03 -0700, "Little Johnny Howard"
<pmjwhoward@gmail.com> wrote:
>asj wrote:
>> Caligula wrote:
>> >>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
>> >> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is talking
>> > The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
>> > Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
>>
>> Pelajaran 1:
>>
>> Maafkan saya
>> I'm sorry
>>
>> Saya bodoh!
>> I'm stupid!
>>
>> Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
>> Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
>> http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
>>
>> Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
>> If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
>
>Anda yelah babi per muki.
Corby won't know this, she will be really tied with all the licking.
She will only stop when she heard that in Aussish ......
Caligula
29-05-2005, 06:33 PM
"Little Johnny Howard" <pmjwhoward@gmail.com> writes:
> How do you say "walk the streets"? Jelan de jelan
> jelan. How primitive is that?
Linguistics is obviously not your forte.
Little Johnny Howard
29-05-2005, 07:03 PM
The Bishop wrote:
> On 29 May 2005 00:59:03 -0700, "Little Johnny Howard"
> <pmjwhoward@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >asj wrote:
> >> Caligula wrote:
> >> >>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
> >> >> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is talking
> >> > The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
> >> > Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
> >>
> >> Pelajaran 1:
> >>
> >> Maafkan saya
> >> I'm sorry
> >>
> >> Saya bodoh!
> >> I'm stupid!
> >>
> >> Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
> >> Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
> >> http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
> >>
> >> Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
> >> If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
> >
> >Anda yelah babi per muki.
>
>
> Corby won't know this, she will be really tied with all the licking.
> She will only stop when she heard that in Aussish ......
You don't know what it means do you, otak udang?
Little Johnny Howard
29-05-2005, 07:03 PM
Ventura wrote:
> Actually I am more interested in knowing if there is any deaf and dumb
> judges delivering judgement-:)
Go to south east Asia. They are all dumb there.
The Bishop
29-05-2005, 07:23 PM
On 29 May 2005 01:54:39 -0700, "Little Johnny Howard"
<pmjwhoward@gmail.com> wrote:
>The Bishop wrote:
>> On 29 May 2005 00:59:03 -0700, "Little Johnny Howard"
>> <pmjwhoward@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >asj wrote:
>> >> Caligula wrote:
>> >> >>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
>> >> >> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is talking
>> >> > The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
>> >> > Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
>> >>
>> >> Pelajaran 1:
>> >>
>> >> Maafkan saya
>> >> I'm sorry
>> >>
>> >> Saya bodoh!
>> >> I'm stupid!
>> >>
>> >> Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
>> >> Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
>> >> http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
>> >>
>> >> Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
>> >> If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
>> >
>> >Anda yelah babi per muki.
>>
>>
>> Corby won't know this, she will be really tied with all the licking.
>> She will only stop when she heard that in Aussish ......
>
>You don't know what it means do you, otak udang?
I have absolutely no idea. But Indonesian otak udang taste very good,
so is udang bakar.
Little Johnny Howard
29-05-2005, 07:34 PM
Caligula wrote:
> "Little Johnny Howard" <pmjwhoward@gmail.com> writes:
>
> > How do you say "walk the streets"? Jelan de jelan
> > jelan. How primitive is that?
>
> Linguistics is obviously not your forte.
Pergi cari seorang pelancung Jepun untuk pancut air mani dalam buntut
anda.
Caligula
29-05-2005, 07:43 PM
"Little Johnny Howard" <pmjwhoward@gmail.com> writes:
>> Actually I am more interested in knowing if there is any deaf and dumb
>> judges delivering judgement-:)
>
> Go to south east Asia. They are all dumb there.
Is that why the CEO of intel said last week that:
" There is enough talent in Asia, that Intel need not hire an American
again"
Little Johnny Howard
29-05-2005, 08:23 PM
The Bishop wrote:
> On 29 May 2005 01:54:39 -0700, "Little Johnny Howard"
> <pmjwhoward@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >The Bishop wrote:
> >> On 29 May 2005 00:59:03 -0700, "Little Johnny Howard"
> >> <pmjwhoward@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >asj wrote:
> >> >> Caligula wrote:
> >> >> >>"Carole" <hubbca2...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
> >> >> >> These (judges) don't speak english, don't listen when Schapelle is talking
> >> >> > The next time she tries to smuggle drugs, she should learn Bahasa.
> >> >> > Well, she has 20 years to become fluent in Indonesian...
> >> >>
> >> >> Pelajaran 1:
> >> >>
> >> >> Maafkan saya
> >> >> I'm sorry
> >> >>
> >> >> Saya bodoh!
> >> >> I'm stupid!
> >> >>
> >> >> Memenjara lah adik-ku daripada saya - dia jelek!
> >> >> Jail my younger sister instead of me - she's ugly!
> >> >> http://darkfalz.kiczek.com/MercedesLoon.avi
> >> >>
> >> >> Kalau anda maafkan atas dosaku, saya akan jilat kotemu.
> >> >> If you forgive my sins, I'll lick your penis.
> >> >
> >> >Anda yelah babi per muki.
> >>
> >>
> >> Corby won't know this, she will be really tied with all the licking.
> >> She will only stop when she heard that in Aussish ......
> >
> >You don't know what it means do you, otak udang?
>
>
> I have absolutely no idea. But Indonesian otak udang taste very good,
> so is udang bakar.
Yuck! Nasty muck (or should that be nasi lemak?).
Little Johnny Howard
29-05-2005, 08:23 PM
Caligula wrote:
> "Little Johnny Howard" <pmjwhoward@gmail.com> writes:
>
> >> Actually I am more interested in knowing if there is any deaf and dumb
> >> judges delivering judgement-:)
> >
> > Go to south east Asia. They are all dumb there.
>
> Is that why the CEO of intel said last week that:
> " There is enough talent in Asia, that Intel need not hire an American
> again"
I wonder how long he'll keep his job for?
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