View Full Version : Ron i fucked your wife
athol
31-05-2005, 11:15 PM
I didn't mean to. I was fitting a new Edelbrock manifold to your Jag
to help it overcome the tendency for lean running in the 2-3k
rev-range and resultant pinging, which anyone who works on SBChevs
knows can erode the piston crowns and just doesn't reflect well on
your work when I looked up and there she was, standing in the doorway
of my workshop with the light bursting around her silhouette.
She was naked. I don't really know what happened, one minute I was
removing the Quadrajet downdraught carbie with the port-matched
venturis and bladed throttle butterflies which anyone worth even
considering for this sort of work knows is the best way to get that
extra few hP out of those motors for some competitive strip action and
the all-important throttle response when the next minute I was
standing there with no pants and she was stroking my erect penis.
We made love. Anyway your car isn't finished. Fee Fee was magnificent
though. We'll have to work out some kind of discount over this, but
don't be telling anyone I do this work cheaply because I know my
stuff, I have a reputation to uphold, this is strictly for the
inconvenience over your wife.
---
sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
(03) 8855 8077, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service
5% discount if you say you saw us on aus.cars
athol
31-05-2005, 11:15 PM
On Tue, 31 May 2005 22:55:58 +1000, athol <me@privacy.net> wrote:
fuck
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sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
(03) 8855 8077, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service
5% discount if you say you saw us on aus.cars
Smee R1100s
31-05-2005, 11:53 PM
athol wrote:
HA!
SPRUNG!
> I didn't mean to. I was fitting a new Edelbrock manifold to your Jag
Snipo
> ---
> sheik's auto service centre
> 88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
> (03) 8855 8077, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
> specialising in transmission service
> 5% discount if you say you saw us on aus.cars
reg-john
01-06-2005, 06:03 AM
welcome to fuckstick land, population: you and ya filthy bitch of a mother.
"athol" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>I didn't mean to. I was fitting a new Edelbrock manifold to your Jag
> to help it overcome the tendency for lean running in the 2-3k
> rev-range and resultant pinging, which anyone who works on SBChevs
> knows can erode the piston crowns and just doesn't reflect well on
> your work when I looked up and there she was, standing in the doorway
> of my workshop with the light bursting around her silhouette.
>
> She was naked. I don't really know what happened, one minute I was
> removing the Quadrajet downdraught carbie with the port-matched
> venturis and bladed throttle butterflies which anyone worth even
> considering for this sort of work knows is the best way to get that
> extra few hP out of those motors for some competitive strip action and
> the all-important throttle response when the next minute I was
> standing there with no pants and she was stroking my erect penis.
>
> We made love. Anyway your car isn't finished. Fee Fee was magnificent
> though. We'll have to work out some kind of discount over this, but
> don't be telling anyone I do this work cheaply because I know my
> stuff, I have a reputation to uphold, this is strictly for the
> inconvenience over your wife.
>
> ---
> sheik's auto service centre
> 88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
> (03) 8855 8077, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
> specialising in transmission service
> 5% discount if you say you saw us on aus.cars
Michael C
01-06-2005, 08:13 AM
"athol" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> ---
> sheik's auto service centre
> 88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
> (03) 8855 8077, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
> specialising in transmission service
> 5% discount if you say you saw us on aus.cars
What a genius.
Michael
Dan---
01-06-2005, 09:43 AM
"athol" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> ---
> sheik's auto service centre
> 88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
> (03) 8855 8077, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
> specialising in transmission service
> 5% discount if you say you saw us on aus.cars
Smart really smart sheik make yourself look more stupid than you already
are.
What a champion!
--
Regards
Dan
Dan---
01-06-2005, 10:16 AM
"athol" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 31 May 2005 22:55:58 +1000, athol <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
> fuck
For your sake I hope Athol has a good sense of humour to let that one slide.
But then again you did dig your own grave. :-p
--
Regards
Dan
jackbadger
01-06-2005, 10:33 AM
WTF is going on with these posts? Does someone want to enlighten me as to
why Ron is the butt of all these lame (but successful) attempts to totally
screw this site?
I've enjoyed getting tips and giving (very limited) advice, and this shit
is not only totally un-funny, but pointless.
Vinnie
01-06-2005, 11:33 AM
"Dan---" <noemail@here.com> wrote in message
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>
> "athol" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:p4no911a8unisp5v57n7gugdfa6b3bqbq0@4ax.com...
>
> > ---
> > sheik's auto service centre
> > 88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
> > (03) 8855 8077, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
> > specialising in transmission service
> > 5% discount if you say you saw us on aus.cars
>
> Smart really smart sheik make yourself look more stupid than you already
> are.
>
> What a champion!
>
> --
> Regards
> Dan
>
Not a good move on Sheiks behalf, I love the part about the 5% discount!
FARK!
Sheik has been such a rude arrogant cunt over the past few months I doubt
if any one from aus.cars will use his services.
I also have the impression that Shiek is the mystery impersonator that has
been impersonating Dan and Ron.
FUCKWIT!
>
Michael C
01-06-2005, 11:54 AM
"Vinnie" <vinced@redeathcommunications.com.au> wrote in message
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> I also have the impression that Shiek is the mystery impersonator that has
> been impersonating Dan and Ron.
I had a look at one of the fake Dan posts and it doesn't look like it,
unless he has changed his isp and newsreader and moved timezones. I also
suspect that since he was too stupid to remove his sig that this is the
first post he has faked. Although it could always be someone else pretending
to be shiek pretending to be athol.
Michael
jackbadger wrote:
> WTF is going on with these posts? Does someone want to enlighten me as to
> why Ron is the butt of all these lame (but successful) attempts to totally
> screw this site?
> I've enjoyed getting tips and giving (very limited) advice, and this shit
> is not only totally un-funny, but pointless.
>
pacific.net.au are not amused .
If you find this over the top complain with a copy of the post headers.
athol
01-06-2005, 12:33 PM
Vinnie <vinced@redeathcommunications.com.au> wrote:
> Not a good move on Sheiks behalf, I love the part about the 5% discount!
> Sheik has been such a rude arrogant cunt over the past few months I doubt
> if any one from aus.cars will use his services.
He doesn't provide any. The address and phone number are of a brothel
apparently.
He is apparently to some extent qualified as a mechanical engineer.
There is no evidence to indicate that he has any mechanical trade
qualification.
> I also have the impression that Shiek is the mystery impersonator that has
> been impersonating Dan and Ron.
It would appear so. It means that they could both also take action
against him for defamation.
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Athol
<http://cust.idl.com.au/athol> Linux Registered User # 254000
The state of infrastructure in New South Wales is a disgrace.
I'm a Libran Engineer. I don't argue, I discuss.
rmcgrice
01-06-2005, 01:33 PM
athol <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:1117592776.514288@idlweb:
> Vinnie <vinced@redeathcommunications.com.au> wrote:
>
>> Not a good move on Sheiks behalf, I love the part about the 5%
>> discount!
>
>> Sheik has been such a rude arrogant cunt over the past few months I
>> doubt if any one from aus.cars will use his services.
>
> He doesn't provide any. The address and phone number are of a brothel
> apparently.
>
> He is apparently to some extent qualified as a mechanical engineer.
>
> There is no evidence to indicate that he has any mechanical trade
> qualification.
>
>> I also have the impression that Shiek is the mystery impersonator
>> that has been impersonating Dan and Ron.
>
> It would appear so. It means that they could both also take action
> against him for defamation.
>
Athol, I doubt it is that character doing it.
More likely Serialflog or his mate.
I just ignore it.
However the day they use my real email..... :-)
Regards,
Ron
Feral
01-06-2005, 01:53 PM
Michael C wrote:
> "Vinnie" <vinced@redeathcommunications.com.au> wrote in message
> news:lc8ne.8614$BR4.367@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
>>I also have the impression that Shiek is the mystery impersonator that has
>>been impersonating Dan and Ron.
>
>
> I had a look at one of the fake Dan posts and it doesn't look like it,
> unless he has changed his isp and newsreader and moved timezones. I also
> suspect that since he was too stupid to remove his sig that this is the
> first post he has faked. Although it could always be someone else pretending
> to be shiek pretending to be athol.
And just who is this pretending to be Mick?
;-)
--
Take care,
Feral
Michael C
01-06-2005, 02:06 PM
"Feral" <plonked@home.ru> wrote in message
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> And just who is this pretending to be Mick?
>
> ;-)
Nope, I'm still me. :-)
Michael
Vinnie
01-06-2005, 02:53 PM
"athol" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message news:1117592776.514288@idlweb...
> Vinnie <vinced@redeathcommunications.com.au> wrote:
>
> > Not a good move on Sheiks behalf, I love the part about the 5% discount!
>
> > Sheik has been such a rude arrogant cunt over the past few months I
doubt
> > if any one from aus.cars will use his services.
>
> He doesn't provide any. The address and phone number are of a brothel
> apparently.
I rang the number and its not conected.
I also ran a thorough serach via Greyapages and could not find anything,
even on a reverse number search.
>
Rainbow Warrior
02-06-2005, 09:35 AM
"Feral" <plonked@home.ru> wrote in message
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> Michael C wrote:
> > "Vinnie" <vinced@redeathcommunications.com.au> wrote in message
> > news:lc8ne.8614$BR4.367@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >
> >>I also have the impression that Shiek is the mystery impersonator that
has
> >>been impersonating Dan and Ron.
> >
> >
> > I had a look at one of the fake Dan posts and it doesn't look like it,
> > unless he has changed his isp and newsreader and moved timezones. I also
> > suspect that since he was too stupid to remove his sig that this is the
> > first post he has faked. Although it could always be someone else
pretending
> > to be shiek pretending to be athol.
>
> And just who is this pretending to be Mick?
>
> ;-)
>
> Take care,
> Feral
Wasn't that you pretending to be him, because I thought I was supposed to
pretend to be me, no I'm really confused, should I sign this as Toby or
Bernd? :-)
Rainbow Warrior
02-06-2005, 09:35 AM
"Michael C" <me@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> "Feral" <plonked@home.ru> wrote in message
>
news:429d2fb0$0$27860$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
> > And just who is this pretending to be Mick?
> >
> > ;-)
>
> Nope, I'm still me. :-)
>
> Michael
That's what I'd say too if I was someone else pretending to be me :-)
Diesel Damo
02-06-2005, 09:35 AM
John McKenzie wrote:
> I'm happy to be juvenile sometimes
When done by a male: "He's so immature."
When done by a female: "It's wonderful that she's so young at heart."
=)
sheik yerbouti
02-06-2005, 09:35 AM
On Wed, 01 Jun 2005 12:05:39 +1000, atec <atec77@XXXhotmail.com>
wrote:
>jackbadger wrote:
>> WTF is going on with these posts? Does someone want to enlighten me as to
>> why Ron is the butt of all these lame (but successful) attempts to totally
>> screw this site?
>> I've enjoyed getting tips and giving (very limited) advice, and this shit
>> is not only totally un-funny, but pointless.
>>
>pacific.net.au are not amused .
> If you find this over the top complain with a copy of the post headers.
oh well i'm not paying them to laugh at my jokes!
---
sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
(03) 8855 8077, http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service
5% discount if you say you saw us on aus.cars
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