Please Ronald, can we negotiate on the Daimler?

[Fee Fee Mcgrice]

Hello darlings,

Fee Fee McGrice here, legal spouse of Ronald McGrice.

Please Ronald if you are reading here please answer my cry for help. My
period is a week late and I believe it is a sign my fertile eggs have been
fertilised. As a woman of high calibre, I do not want a baby so I will again
opt for an abortion performed by Dr Derqazi, out the back of his Chinese
takeaway shop. I need to purchase your divine limousine to turn into a
personal ambulance for myself in case my water breaks before the abortion.
Since I am such a fertile lady and short of money I have decided to sell my
left ovary on the black market to pay for the automobile. I will get $3000
for it after it is removed by Dr Derqazi. Please tell me that is enough to
allow me to purchase your limousine?

Your wife,
Fee Fee.