Don't cheat on your missus!

[Mark]

Check out this bargain:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1

And the story behind it:
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html

Ouch!

[RodP]

In article <42bb6159$0$93528$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net>,
Mark says...

> Check out this bargain:
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
>
> And the story behind it:
> www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html

I think it should be more appropriately named, 'If you're gonna cheat
on your missus, you should make sure your penis extension is in your
name'. :P

Cheers,
Rod.

[Toby Ponsenby]

On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:36:47 GMT, RodP wrote:

> In article <42bb6159$0$93528$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net>,
> Mark says...
>
>> Check out this bargain:
>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
>>
>> And the story behind it:
>> www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html
>
> I think it should be more appropriately named, 'If you're gonna cheat
> on your missus, you should make sure your penis extension is in your
> name'. :P
>
> Cheers,
> Rod.

Heh - PC time.
How about 'Only idiots marry a Princess'

Advice from an old campaigner - for free.
Any evidence that a woman was called princess by her father at any
time at all in the past (and this information needs to be actively
sought out as early as possible) must result in a fuck'emforget'em
situation only.

--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Adam F]

Christ what a loser:

"On a previous occasion, the DJ upset Mrs Shaw, 27, when she was pregnant by
ringing her sister live on air and saying he thought about her while having
sex with his wife."


Actually reminds me of a certain 2day FM host in Sydney....


//Adam F


"Mark" <mark@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42bb6159$0$93528$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
> Check out this bargain:
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
>
> And the story behind it:
> www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html
>
> Ouch!
>

[FuTAnT]

"Mark" <mark@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42bb6159$0$93528$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
> Check out this bargain:
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
>
> And the story behind it:
> www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html
>
> Ouch!
>

What a bitch. Who needs enemies when you've got a missus like that.

Cam

[Knobdoodle]

"RodP" <rodp@hotmail.com.nothere> wrote in message
news:MPG.1d260ed2e2971fe39899b8@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> In article <42bb6159$0$93528$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net>,
> Mark says...
>
>> Check out this bargain:
>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
>>
>> And the story behind it:
>> www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html
>
> I think it should be more appropriately named, 'If you're gonna cheat
> on your missus, you should make sure your penis extension is in your
> name'. :P
>
Or p'raps; "here's a good way to promote yourself internationally and it'll
only cost you EBay's commission on 50p!"

It's about as genuine as Little Johnny's WMDs......
Knob

[Toby Ponsenby]

On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 22:13:25 +1000, Knobdoodle wrote:

> "RodP" <rodp@hotmail.com.nothere> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1d260ed2e2971fe39899b8@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> In article <42bb6159$0$93528$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net>,
>> Mark says...
>>
>>> Check out this bargain:
>>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
>>>
>>> And the story behind it:
>>> www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html
>>
>> I think it should be more appropriately named, 'If you're gonna cheat
>> on your missus, you should make sure your penis extension is in your
>> name'. :P
>>
> Or p'raps; "here's a good way to promote yourself internationally and it'll
> only cost you EBay's commission on 50p!"
>
> It's about as genuine as Little Johnny's WMDs......
> Knob

Did you get that info on the Cruise Control yet?

--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Knobdoodle]

"Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote:
> Did you get that info on the Cruise Control yet?
>
Yeah thanks. No response from aus.cars but the missus found the booklet and
put it on the kitchen bench and that's where it stayed when we were on our
600km trip and desperate to get the frikkin' CC workin'!!
I'll have to take it out on the hwy and calibrate it tomorrow 'cause it's
doing some weird shit! (really slow response, dropping out at -15kph,
dropping out when the indicators are activated[!!]....)
Knob

[Jock]

'absolutely gutted'.
lol
Jock

"Mark" <mark@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42bb6159$0$93528$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
| Check out this bargain:
|
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
|
| And the story behind it:
| www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html
|
| Ouch!
|
|

[Toby Ponsenby]

On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 22:38:26 +1000, Knobdoodle wrote:

> "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote:
>> Did you get that info on the Cruise Control yet?
>>
> Yeah thanks. No response from aus.cars but the missus found the booklet and
> put it on the kitchen bench and that's where it stayed when we were on our
> 600km trip and desperate to get the frikkin' CC workin'!!
> I'll have to take it out on the hwy and calibrate it tomorrow 'cause it's
> doing some weird shit! (really slow response, dropping out at -15kph,
> dropping out when the indicators are activated[!!]....)
> Knob

Look for the dreaded scotchlock in the wiring before the test:-)

--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Casper]

"Knobdoodle" <knobdoodle@notmail.com> wrote in message
news:42bd4a62_3@x-privat.org...
> "RodP" <rodp@hotmail.com.nothere> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1d260ed2e2971fe39899b8@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> In article <42bb6159$0$93528$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net>,
>> Mark says...
>>
>>> Check out this bargain:
>>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
>>>
>>> And the story behind it:
>>> www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html
>>
>> I think it should be more appropriately named, 'If you're gonna cheat
>> on your missus, you should make sure your penis extension is in your
>> name'. :P
>>
> Or p'raps; "here's a good way to promote yourself internationally and
> it'll only cost you EBay's commission on 50p!"
>
> It's about as genuine as Little Johnny's WMDs......
> Knob

I reckon her boyfriend has it in his shed - a decent assett that doesn't
need to be split two ways at settlement...

>
>

[Bullet610]

> What a bitch. Who needs enemies when you've got a missus like that.


Deserves what he gets on the face of it....Really,only a fucktard would open
his mouth on air like that...

TTFN
Bullet

[Knobdoodle]

"Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:50o8yliggxee$.czdkctv9i3dc.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 22:38:26 +1000, Knobdoodle wrote:
>
>> "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote:
>>> Did you get that info on the Cruise Control yet?
>>>
>> Yeah thanks. No response from aus.cars but the missus found the booklet
>> and
>> put it on the kitchen bench and that's where it stayed when we were on
>> our
>> 600km trip and desperate to get the frikkin' CC workin'!!
>> I'll have to take it out on the hwy and calibrate it tomorrow 'cause
>> it's
>> doing some weird shit! (really slow response, dropping out at -15kph,
>> dropping out when the indicators are activated[!!]....)
>> Knob
>
> Look for the dreaded scotchlock in the wiring before the test:-)
>
Fuck; how'd you know I used Scotchlocks?!!?
I've never used them before but I was feeling lazy and they looked so
handy.
They're crap are they?
Bum!
Knob

[Toby Ponsenby]

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 12:53:37 +1000, Knobdoodle wrote:

> "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:50o8yliggxee$.czdkctv9i3dc.dlg@40tude.net...
>> On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 22:38:26 +1000, Knobdoodle wrote:
>>
>>> "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote:
>>>> Did you get that info on the Cruise Control yet?
>>>>
>>> Yeah thanks. No response from aus.cars but the missus found the booklet
>>> and
>>> put it on the kitchen bench and that's where it stayed when we were on
>>> our
>>> 600km trip and desperate to get the frikkin' CC workin'!!
>>> I'll have to take it out on the hwy and calibrate it tomorrow 'cause
>>> it's
>>> doing some weird shit! (really slow response, dropping out at -15kph,
>>> dropping out when the indicators are activated[!!]....)
>>> Knob
>>
>> Look for the dreaded scotchlock in the wiring before the test:-)
>>
> Fuck; how'd you know I used Scotchlocks?!!?
> I've never used them before but I was feeling lazy and they looked so
> handy.
> They're crap are they?
> Bum!
> Knob

Some of them are fine, some aren't.
Blasted them a few times in this NG, only to have them defended to the
death by several who should know better but don't.
Seems the metal tags 'part' on some varieties of the things due shite
design/materials. Result is voltage drop eventually.

--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[bacco|007]

On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 10:56:25 +0930, Mark wrote:

> Check out this bargain:
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1

Feedback left for Hayley: thank you hayley the car is excellent thank your
hubby for me
--
Knowfirst - http://www.knowfirst.info

[Vincent]

"Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:eprp6571xyow.12utybfx1t4ku$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 12:53:37 +1000, Knobdoodle wrote:
>
> > "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote in message
> > news:50o8yliggxee$.czdkctv9i3dc.dlg@40tude.net...
> >> On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 22:38:26 +1000, Knobdoodle wrote:
> >>
> >>> "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote:
> >>>> Did you get that info on the Cruise Control yet?
> >>>>
> >>> Yeah thanks. No response from aus.cars but the missus found the
booklet
> >>> and
> >>> put it on the kitchen bench and that's where it stayed when we were on
> >>> our
> >>> 600km trip and desperate to get the frikkin' CC workin'!!
> >>> I'll have to take it out on the hwy and calibrate it tomorrow 'cause
> >>> it's
> >>> doing some weird shit! (really slow response, dropping out at -15kph,
> >>> dropping out when the indicators are activated[!!]....)
> >>> Knob
> >>
> >> Look for the dreaded scotchlock in the wiring before the test:-)
> >>
> > Fuck; how'd you know I used Scotchlocks?!!?
> > I've never used them before but I was feeling lazy and they looked so
> > handy.
> > They're crap are they?
> > Bum!
> > Knob
>
> Some of them are fine, some aren't.
> Blasted them a few times in this NG, only to have them defended to the
> death by several who should know better but don't.
> Seems the metal tags 'part' on some varieties of the things due shite
> design/materials. Result is voltage drop eventually.



The metal tags will part when you go crooked with the pliers, you have to
close them at a 90º angle to the wiring



> --
> Toby.
> quidquid latine dictum
> sit, altum viditur

[Kieron]

On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 04:11:57 GMT, "Adam F" <none@nowhere.com> wrote:

>Christ what a loser:
>
>"On a previous occasion, the DJ upset Mrs Shaw, 27, when she was pregnant by
>ringing her sister live on air and saying he thought about her while having
>sex with his wife."

Being in the UK for a few weeks, this sort of thing appeared to be
quite commonplace on the radio, Aus radio os tame by comparison!