Old Corny Car Joke

[David Springthorpe]

Q. What's Swedish, has four wheels (plus a spare), is pink with a stripe of
raspberry jam down the middle and with desiccated coconut sprinkled on top ?

A. An Iced Vol-Vo.....

DS

[Diesel Damo]

David Springthorpe wrote:
> Q. What's Swedish, has four wheels (plus a spare), is pink with a stripe of
> raspberry jam down the middle and with desiccated coconut sprinkled on top ?
>
> A. An Iced Vol-Vo.....
>
> DS

And you knock other people's jokes?

[Albm&ctd]

In article <kktgd15u7tsm0afmpqh46ticpfhs45agc7@4ax.com>,
david.springthorpe@idx.com.au says...
> Q. What's Swedish, has four wheels (plus a spare), is pink with a stripe of
> raspberry jam down the middle and with desiccated coconut sprinkled on top ?
>
> A. An Iced Vol-Vo.....
>
> DS
>
Now off you go and buy a joke book.

Al
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[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article <1121484501.101802.195550@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups. com>,
"Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> David Springthorpe wrote:
> > Q. What's Swedish, has four wheels (plus a spare), is pink with a stripe of
> > raspberry jam down the middle and with desiccated coconut sprinkled on top ?
> >
> > A. An Iced Vol-Vo.....
> >
> > DS
>
> And you knock other people's jokes?

It's a bit cumbersome but rather good. With a bit of a trim...

ObJoke:
=======
Melinda Gates, post-coital: "Now I know why you call it 'Microsoft'."

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[David Springthorpe]

On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 14:37:39 +1000, Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNOWMD@connexus.net.au>
announced to an awaiting world :

>Now off you go and buy a joke book.

Hey, I didn't claim it was much good - just old and corny.

DS

[ron]

If you dont contribute,you dont have the right to critisise.

Keep on cortributing David.(the sicker the better)

[Diesel Damo]

ron wrote:
> If you dont contribute

???
<looks around> ... Oh... cross-posted to aus.jokes.

[Albm&ctd]

In article
<1121576748.625769.268320@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups. com>,
Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au says...
> ron wrote:
> > If you dont contribute
>
> ???
> <looks around> ... Oh... cross-posted to aus.jokes.
>
>
I noticed that too. Pathetic old jokes like that vo-vo joke are
usually only told by those miserable individuals that would pick
the peas out of a pub footpath vomit and try to sell tham to
passers by.

Al
--
I don't take sides.
It's more fun to insult everyone.
http://kwakakid.cjb.net/insult.html

[David Springthorpe]

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:58:29 +1000, Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNOWMD@connexus.net.au>
announced to an awaiting world :

>I noticed that too. Pathetic old jokes like that vo-vo joke are
>usually only told by those miserable individuals that would pick
>the peas out of a pub footpath vomit and try to sell tham to
>passers by.

I'm mentally shattered....

[David]

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 20:32:42 +1000, David Springthorpe
<david.springthorpeXXX@XXXidx.com.au> typed furiously:

>On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:58:29 +1000, Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNOWMD@connexus.net.au>
>announced to an awaiting world :
>
> >I noticed that too. Pathetic old jokes like that vo-vo joke are
> >usually only told by those miserable individuals that would pick
> >the peas out of a pub footpath vomit and try to sell tham to
> >passers by.
>
>I'm mentally shattered....

Have you only just noticed?


;-)}}}

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[David]

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:58:29 +1000, Albm&ctd
<alb_mandctdNOWMD@connexus.net.au> typed furiously:

>In article
><1121576748.625769.268320@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups. com>,
>Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au says...
>> ron wrote:
>> > If you dont contribute
>>
>> ???
>> <looks around> ... Oh... cross-posted to aus.jokes.
>>
>>
>I noticed that too. Pathetic old jokes like that vo-vo joke are
>usually only told by those miserable individuals that would pick
>the peas out of a pub footpath vomit and try to sell tham to
>passers by.
>
>Al

Did you buy them?

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[Diesel Damo]

Albm&ctd wrote:
> pick the peas out of a pub footpath vomit and try to sell tham

When everybody knows it's the diced carrots that are the real money
spinners.

[David Springthorpe]

On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:58:29 +1000, Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNOWMD@connexus.net.au>
announced to an awaiting world :

>I noticed that too. Pathetic old jokes like that vo-vo joke are
>usually only told by those miserable individuals that would pick
>the peas out of a pub footpath vomit and try to sell tham to
>passers by.

"Pavement Pizza".....

Which reminds me of another bad joke :

Two vomits are walking through a certain section of town when one of them
suddenly points and shouts excitedly, "That's it ! That's it ".
"What's it ?" asks the other.
"That's it - the street I was brought up in !"

DS

[Diesel Damo]

Now that's a *good* bad joke =)

[ron]

Reading all these answers,I realise what a weird lot we are.

Old saying comes to mind:
The whole world is crazy except thee
and me

AND sometimes Im not too sure about
Thee.

[Albm&ctd]

In article <t7ukd1564vuhir7mp9tpadnl5qolepq4ji@4ax.com>,
farookdas@picknowl.com.au says...
> On Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:58:29 +1000, Albm&ctd
> <alb_mandctdNOWMD@connexus.net.au> typed furiously:
>
> >In article
> ><1121576748.625769.268320@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups. com>,
> >Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au says...
> >> ron wrote:
> >> > If you dont contribute
> >>
> >> ???
> >> <looks around> ... Oh... cross-posted to aus.jokes.
> >>
> >>
> >I noticed that too. Pathetic old jokes like that vo-vo joke are
> >usually only told by those miserable individuals that would pick
> >the peas out of a pub footpath vomit and try to sell tham to
> >passers by.
> >
> >Al
>
> Did you buy them?
>
I can't remember.. but I think I put them there :-)

Al
--
I don't take sides.
It's more fun to insult everyone.
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[Albm&ctd]

In article
<1121651282.597362.147500@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups. com>,
Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au says...
> Now that's a *good* bad joke =)
>
>
Drunk spews on a cat. Picks it up by the tail, says 'I don't
remember eating that'

Al
--
I don't take sides.
It's more fun to insult everyone.
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[Diesel Damo]

Albm&ctd wrote:
> Drunk spews on a cat. Picks it up by the tail, says
> 'I don't remember eating that'

Bonus points for imagery... even more bonus points for making it rhyme.

[Albm&ctd]

In article
<1121668854.425123.223930@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups. com>,
Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au says...
> Albm&ctd wrote:
> > Drunk spews on a cat. Picks it up by the tail, says
> > 'I don't remember eating that'
>
> Bonus points for imagery... even more bonus points for making it rhyme.
>
>
but next morning finds scratch marks on his tongue from eating
pussy.

Al
--
I don't take sides.
It's more fun to insult everyone.
http://kwakakid.cjb.net/insult.html

[ant]

Albm&ctd wrote:
> In article
> <1121576748.625769.268320@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups. com>,
> Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au says...
>> ron wrote:
>>> If you dont contribute
>>
>> ???
>> <looks around> ... Oh... cross-posted to aus.jokes.
>>
>>
> I noticed that too. Pathetic old jokes like that vo-vo joke are
> usually only told by those miserable individuals that would pick
> the peas out of a pub footpath vomit and try to sell tham to
> passers by.

Now THAT'S funny. Jokes are meant to be funny. The Vol-vo one was just too
lame for words, I'm sorry to say.

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ant