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16-07-2005, 04:54 PM
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf Nuns in
Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "Dopey,
there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey
turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
any where in the world?"
After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son,
there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting;
"Dopey shagged a penguin !"
"Dopey shagged a penguin !"
( now whats your excuse short arse ? )
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf Nuns in
Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "Dopey,
there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey
turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
any where in the world?"
After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son,
there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting;
"Dopey shagged a penguin !"
"Dopey shagged a penguin !"
( now whats your excuse short arse ? )