Another OT joke

[Gonz]

there is a mountain, just below the top of the mountain is a brothel, there
are 4 blokes on the mountain, one comeing down, one going up, one in the
brothel and one at the top, now, what nationality are each of these 4 guys?








































one coming down is finish.
one going up is russian
one in brothel is Himalayian
one at the top is irish, waiting for the red light to change.

[Ext User(Albm&ctd)]

In article <dbaq8f$1emj$1@otis.netspace.net.au>, abuse@abuse.com
says...
> there is a mountain, just below the top of the mountain is a brothel, there
> are 4 blokes on the mountain, one comeing down, one going up, one in the
> brothel and one at the top, now, what nationality are each of these 4 guys?
>
> one coming down is finish.
> one going up is russian
> one in brothel is Himalayian
> one at the top is irish, waiting for the red light to change.
>
Very similar to the toilet joke I first heard in the 60s. The
nationalities were;
Russian
Papuan
and Finnish

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[Ext User(SS49)]

"Gonz" <abuse@abuse.com> wrote in message
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> there is a mountain, just below the top of the mountain is a brothel,
> there are 4 blokes on the mountain, one comeing down, one going up, one in
> the brothel and one at the top, now, what nationality are each of these 4
> guys?

> one coming down is finish.
> one going up is russian
> one in brothel is Himalayian
> one at the top is irish, waiting for the red light to change.

I dont get the bit about the red light.

[Ext User(FowlFred)]

"SS49" <tobie@gone due to spam lisp.com.au> wrote in message
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> "Gonz" <abuse@abuse.com> wrote in message
> news:dbaq8f$1emj$1@otis.netspace.net.au...
> > there is a mountain, just below the top of the mountain is a brothel,
> > there are 4 blokes on the mountain, one comeing down, one going up, one
in
> > the brothel and one at the top, now, what nationality are each of these
4
> > guys?
>
> > one coming down is finish.
> > one going up is russian
> > one in brothel is Himalayian
> > one at the top is irish, waiting for the red light to change.
>
> I dont get the bit about the red light.
>

Brothels have been known to have red lights burning to indicate that it is a
brothel. This is in locations where they are illegal, and so it is not
possible to put up a sign to advertise.

[Ext User(FowlFred)]

"FowlFred" <piracy@microsoft.com> wrote in message
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>
> "SS49" <tobie@gone due to spam lisp.com.au> wrote in message
> news:newscache$9vqaki$sfo$1@news1.lisp.com.au...
> > "Gonz" <abuse@abuse.com> wrote in message
> > news:dbaq8f$1emj$1@otis.netspace.net.au...
> > > there is a mountain, just below the top of the mountain is a brothel,
> > > there are 4 blokes on the mountain, one comeing down, one going up,
one
> in
> > > the brothel and one at the top, now, what nationality are each of
these
> 4
> > > guys?
> >
> > > one coming down is finish.
> > > one going up is russian
> > > one in brothel is Himalayian
> > > one at the top is irish, waiting for the red light to change.
> >
> > I dont get the bit about the red light.
> >
>
> Brothels have been known to have red lights burning to indicate that it is
a
> brothel. This is in locations where they are illegal, and so it is not
> possible to put up a sign to advertise.
>
>

Hence prostitutes often are said to "work in the red light district".