What do you want for Father's Day?

[Ext User(Ben Thomas)]

Hi guys,

I was browsing through the Father's Day Harvey Norman catalogue and saw some
cool "Father's Day presents".

I'm hoping to get the $7000 plasma TV for the family room and the $3000 home
cinema package for the lounge. I also expect to be given the $2600 wine storage
cabinet and $4200 BBQ. I'll also take one of the $2000 digital cameras and the
$3000 massaging electric recliner.

But seriously, who gets thousands of dollars spent on them for Father's Day?

Out of all the things in the catalog, I think I'll probably be more likely to be
given the Conair plush lined battery operated with massagin option for $28.

The $400 bar fridge (60 can capacity) in the shape of an enormous beer can is
pretty cool.

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[Ext User(Diesel Damo)]

Ben Thomas wrote:
> I was browsing through the Father's Day Harvey Norman catalogue and saw some
> cool "Father's Day presents".
>
> I'm hoping to get the $7000 plasma TV for the family room and the $3000 home
> cinema package for the lounge. I also expect to be given the $2600 wine storage
> cabinet and $4200 BBQ. I'll also take one of the $2000 digital cameras and the
> $3000 massaging electric recliner.

LOL, good post =)

> But seriously, who gets thousands of dollars spent on them for Father's Day?

I'm spending a coupla grand on me for twin LSDs for the Hilux, along
with new wheel bearings and axle seals =)

[Ext User(Ben Thomas)]

Ben Thomas wrote:


> Out of all the things in the catalog, I think I'll probably be more
> likely to be given the Conair plush lined battery operated with massagin
> option for $28.

BTW, they're slippers.


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2001 manual 2.2l Holden Astra SRi - a real pleasure to drive;
Michelin Preceda - $250 each but last a lot longer than $200 tyres;
Alpine Type S speakers and amp, JVC MP3 CD playing head-unit.

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[Ext User(Bullet)]

I 'll get what I get every Father's Day,.
Apair of shoes and a root but again they'll both be too big.

[Ext User(Feral)]

Ben Thomas wrote:
>
> The $400 bar fridge (60 can capacity) in the shape of an enormous beer
> can is pretty cool.
>
I think you need a good joke book. ;-)

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[Ext User(Feral)]

Ben Thomas wrote:

> Ben Thomas wrote:
>
>
>> Out of all the things in the catalog, I think I'll probably be more
>> likely to be given the Conair plush lined battery operated with
>> massagin option for $28.
>
>
> BTW, they're slippers.
>
>
Yeah, well, didn't think HN would sell the other option. :-)

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[Ext User(Gonz)]

I am lucky if I get a root

[Ext User(Ben Thomas)]

Feral wrote:

> Ben Thomas wrote:
>
>>
>> The $400 bar fridge (60 can capacity) in the shape of an enormous beer
>> can is pretty cool.
>>
> I think you need a good joke book. ;-)
>

:O


What are you trying to suggest?

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2001 manual 2.2l Holden Astra SRi - a real pleasure to drive;
Michelin Preceda - $250 each but last a lot longer than $200 tyres;
Alpine Type S speakers and amp, JVC MP3 CD playing head-unit.

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[Ext User(atec)]

Ben Thomas wrote:

> Feral wrote:
>
>> Ben Thomas wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> The $400 bar fridge (60 can capacity) in the shape of an enormous
>>> beer can is pretty cool.
>>>
>> I think you need a good joke book. ;-)
>>
>
> :O
>
>
> What are you trying to suggest?
>
That you are lucky to be offered an unused condom ?

[Ext User(corks)]

blow job off jessica alba :-)




"Ben Thomas" <nosp@m.thanks.mate> wrote in message
news:4dt1u2-qaa.ln1@centauri.unico.com.au...
> Hi guys,
>
> I was browsing through the Father's Day Harvey Norman catalogue and saw
> some cool "Father's Day presents".

[Ext User(rmcgrice)]

"Gonz" <abuse@abuse.com> wrote in news:dell8a$2a8q$1@otis.netspace.net.au:

> I am lucky if I get a root

Arrow or beet?

[Ext User(Dan---)]

Ben Thomas wrote:

> The $400 bar fridge (60 can capacity) in the shape of an enormous beer
> can is pretty cool.

Got one a few days ago it replaced the retires 20 odd year old bar
frige. Little ripper it is. :-)


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[Ext User(atec)]

corks wrote:

> blow job off jessica alba :-)
>
>
>
>
> "Ben Thomas" <nosp@m.thanks.mate> wrote in message
> news:4dt1u2-qaa.ln1@centauri.unico.com.au...
>
>>Hi guys,
>>
>>I was browsing through the Father's Day Harvey Norman catalogue and saw
>>some cool "Father's Day presents".
>
>
>
you would be lucky to manage a bj off that skanky little biatch smee

[Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)]

On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:37:20 +1000, Feral wrote:

> Ben Thomas wrote:
>
>> Ben Thomas wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Out of all the things in the catalog, I think I'll probably be more
>>> likely to be given the Conair plush lined battery operated with
>>> massagin option for $28.
>>
>>
>> BTW, they're slippers.
>>
>>
> Yeah, well, didn't think HN would sell the other option. :-)

??
I though that 'Go Harvey Go Harvey Go!!!' campaign was the start of a
push in a certain direction....

Still laugh when I recall Mick Molloy doing a routine on that one
years ago. The stuff of legend.
--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Ext User(ant)]

Ben Thomas wrote:
> I also expect to be given
> the $2600 wine storage cabinet

what's the point of these? the plonk comes in a perfectly good box.

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ant

[Ext User(ant)]

Gonz wrote:
> I am lucky if I get a root

It could be worse, you could be Darkfalz and NEVER get one. Ever.

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ant

[Ext User(nva)]

On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:42:15 +1000, ant wrote:

> Ben Thomas wrote:
>> I also expect to be given
>> the $2600 wine storage cabinet
>
> what's the point of these? the plonk comes in a perfectly good box.

The bottle itself will do.