not rich enought

[Ext User(bejot)]

Hello,
I'm a young man from poland dreaming about a motorbike like
this one :
http://www.motorcycledaily.com/bandit.html
I'm not a poor one, but not rich enough to get so much money -
so if you could send me few dollars I'll be very gratefull for your
help.

I'm very sorry if you think that's not a good way/idea, please
accept my apology ; but if there's any chance that you can help please
answer this email and I'll send you my bank account number...

Very best wishes to you all,

Bartlomiej Jarocki
Unix/Linux administrator, software developer

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GUARDiX http://www.guardix.net

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"bejot" <bartlomiej.jarocki@contium.pl> wrote in message
news:1125085189.859108.215050@g49g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> Hello,
> I'm a young man from poland dreaming about a motorbike like
> this one :

Jeez, get a life.

Most young men dream of being in Porno films :)

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Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(Dan---)]

Noddy wrote:

>
> Jeez, get a life.
>
> Most young men dream of being in Porno films :)

It would be funny if some porno's had machine gun sound effects when a
woman is getting fired with white sloppy bullets. :-)

Most porno's have comedy value of poor acting.


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Regards
Dan.

[Ext User(mark jb)]

> I'm not a poor one, but not rich enough to get so much money -
> so if you could send me few dollars I'll be very gratefull for your
> help.

If you could be so kind, I can't afford new shoes... if you are so rich, i
beg of you sir to help me out

-mark

[Ext User(crazy ron bakir)]

On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:39:16 +1000, Dan--- <farq@spam.com> wrote:


>>
>> Most young men dream of being in Porno films :)
>
>It would be funny if some porno's had machine gun sound effects when a
>woman is getting fired with white sloppy bullets. :-)

did that just pop into your head then?

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managing director and CEO
crazy ron's mobile phones
gold coast, qld.

[Ext User(Dan---)]

crazy ron bakir wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:39:16 +1000, Dan--- <farq@spam.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>>>Most young men dream of being in Porno films :)
>>
>>It would be funny if some porno's had machine gun sound effects when a
>>woman is getting fired with white sloppy bullets. :-)
>
>
> did that just pop into your head then?

Im too hungover to give you a good answer.


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Regards
Dan.

[Ext User(Peter Webb)]

"mark jb" <nukeleer at internode dot on dot net> wrote in message
news:430fa019$1@duster.adelaide.on.net...
>> I'm not a poor one, but not rich enough to get so much money -
>> so if you could send me few dollars I'll be very gratefull for your
>> help.
>
> If you could be so kind, I can't afford new shoes... if you are so rich, i
> beg of you sir to help me out
>
> -mark
>
>
>

Sir, I sold my feet to feed my family, and now must crawl about on my knees.
If you are so rich as to dream of shoes, could you please consider giving me
one of your feet such that I may be able to hop about?

[Ext User(dale-google@monsya.net)]

You had family? I sold mine long ago to pay for the air that they used!

You had knees too? What I would have done for knees!

[Ext User(mark jb)]

Oh, the shoes are not for my feet. They are for my hands.

You see, i was not so fortunate as to be born with anything resembling legs,
so i must walk around on my hands.

-mark

[Ext User(Chris)]

Reminds me of a gag I heard once.
Guy walking along a beach, comes across a young girl with no arms and no
legs crying. He asks: "Why are you crying?"
She answers: "I'm 21 years old and never been kissed!"
He picks her up and lays a big sloppy one on her, puts her back on the sand
and continues on his way.
Next day, he's walking along the same beach and comes across the same girl
with no arms or legs, crying on the sand.
He again asks her what was the matter.
She answers: "I'm 21 years old and never been fucked!"
He slowly bends down, picks her up and with all his strength he throws her
out into the surf.
He calls out to her: "You are now!"

Boom Boom!
Chris
--
I'm not always right,
But I'm never wrong!
"mark jb" <nukeleer at internode dot on dot net> wrote in message
news:43103df9$1@duster.adelaide.on.net...
> Oh, the shoes are not for my feet. They are for my hands.
>
> You see, i was not so fortunate as to be born with anything resembling
> legs, so i must walk around on my hands.
>
> -mark
>