Wanker of the year :)

[Ext User(Noddy)]

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

I pissed myself laughing at this :)

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Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(Trevor Wilson)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)

**Me too. 4.5 Grand for those ugly pieces of crap. What is it with shiny
alloy wheels anyway? I saw them everywhere in the US, back in '95 and
thought: "Thank goodness, Australians don't have them. They look like crap."
Now they're everywhere here too. I kinda like those ones with a little black
anodising in them and a frosted finish. Nicely understated, IMO.


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[Ext User(ShazWozza)]

Noddy wrote:

>
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
>

I saw a beater Ford LTD in the Southport Maccas the other day with similar
wheels. The wheels would have been worth several times more than the car I
guess.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:42:30 GMT, ShazWozza
<shaz_wozza@elementspring.com> scribbled thusly:

>Noddy wrote:
>
>>
>http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>>
>> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
>>
>
>I saw a beater Ford LTD in the Southport Maccas the other day with similar
>wheels. The wheels would have been worth several times more than the car I
>guess.

I understood that we were allowed no more than 2"increase in diameter
over max std fitted to the vehicle.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(The Red Krawler)]

Who's the wanker? The one who originally bought them (... and realised they
were shit and sold them), or the one who just bought them, having seen how
ugly they are?


"Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.

[Ext User(Patrick Young)]

Noddy wrote:
> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)

Blech. That vehicle deserves a defect on the spot. Actually think they
could drive it that way?

All those need is some spinning multi coloured LEDS.

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[Ext User(grumpy@mailinator.com)]

On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 21:52:30 +1100, OzOne <> wrote:

> I understood that we were allowed no more than 2"increase in diameter
> over max std fitted to the vehicle.

Correct, so one puts on the old wheels at rego time. :-)

[Ext User(grumpy@mailinator.com)]

On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:41:58 GMT, "Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote:

> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)

They would look FANFUCKINGTASTIC on my wheelie bin...

[Ext User(Jason James)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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>
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)

Those type of rim which I've seen on a number of different cars, are the
most bizzare, fucked things possible to do to any car.

Jason

[Ext User(Neil Gerace)]

"Jason James" <associate@dodo.comzapspam.au> wrote in message
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>
> "Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:436f1355$1@news.comindico.com.au...
>>
> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>>
>> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
>
> Those type of rim which I've seen on a number of different cars, are the
> most bizzare, fucked things possible to do to any car.

where did the brakes go? :)

[Ext User(iwantthatone)]

I thought I saw those on a Cable Car on Table Mountain SA. Obviously they
have been nicked and sprayed.

[Ext User(Jason James)]

"Neil Gerace" <geracen@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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>
> "Jason James" <associate@dodo.comzapspam.au> wrote in message
> news:436f3e99$1@news.comindico.com.au...
> >
> > "Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
> > news:436f1355$1@news.comindico.com.au...
> >>
> >
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
> >>
> >> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
> >
> > Those type of rim which I've seen on a number of different cars, are the
> > most bizzare, fucked things possible to do to any car.
>
> where did the brakes go? :)

True,..the advert is a hoax,...but the style of rim sadly is not.

Jason

[Ext User(Ben Thomas)]

Noddy wrote:

> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.
>
>

Nice boots.

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[Ext User(Spear and Magic Helmet)]

Trevor Wilson wrote:
> What is it with shiny alloy wheels anyway? I
> saw them everywhere in the US, back in '95
> and thought: "Thank goodness, Australians
> don't have them. They look like crap."

Take a look around at the youngens doing up their cars these days. Ever
since about 96/97 its all been about the sound and size of your exhaust
and rims and fuck all else gets done. Yet they still manage to spend
thousands and thousands on just that.

Oh and the ever important stereo.

[Ext User(John B)]

Noddy wrote:
> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.
>
>
Q: hey whats the stud pattern on the rims
A: Hi their a ford five stud but if redrilled will fit ant other five
stud .Thanks Shazzie

LOL :)

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JB

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:29:54 GMT, grumpy@mailinator.com scribbled
thusly:

>On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 21:52:30 +1100, OzOne <> wrote:
>
>> I understood that we were allowed no more than 2"increase in diameter
>> over max std fitted to the vehicle.
>
>Correct, so one puts on the old wheels at rego time. :-)

And the coppers are too busy repairing speed cameras to worry.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Fraser Johnston)]

"The Red Krawler" <redkrawler@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Who's the wanker? The one who originally bought them (... and realised
> they were shit and sold them), or the one who just bought them, having
> seen how ugly they are?
>

0 bids. No surprises there.

Fraser

[Ext User(RodP)]

In article <436f1355$1@news.comindico.com.au>,
Noddy says...

> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>
> I pissed myself laughing at this :)

Now that looks *absolutely* ridiculous.

$9000?! Please Darwin.. take him away.

Cheers,
Rod.

[Ext User(russell)]

"Jason James" <associate@dodo.comzapspam.au> wrote in message
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> "Neil Gerace" <geracen@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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>>
>> "Jason James" <associate@dodo.comzapspam.au> wrote in message
>> news:436f3e99$1@news.comindico.com.au...
>> >
>> > "Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
>> > news:436f1355$1@news.comindico.com.au...
>> >>
>> >
> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
>> >>
>> >> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
>> >
>> > Those type of rim which I've seen on a number of different cars, are
>> > the
>> > most bizzare, fucked things possible to do to any car.
>>
>> where did the brakes go? :)
>
> True,..the advert is a hoax,...but the style of rim sadly is not.
>
> Jason
>
>
A hoax?? If you lived in Newcastle you would know it's not a hoax, because
he has been driving around and doing Newcastle Laps for at least six months
as the add says..

[Ext User(Jason James)]

"russell" <rhobman@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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> "Jason James" <associate@dodo.comzapspam.au> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Neil Gerace" <geracen@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
> > news:436f425e$0$14222$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
> >>
> >> "Jason James" <associate@dodo.comzapspam.au> wrote in message
> >> news:436f3e99$1@news.comindico.com.au...
> >> >
> >> > "Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
> >> > news:436f1355$1@news.comindico.com.au...
> >> >>
> >> >
> >
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rims-and-tyres_W0QQitemZ8011311237QQcategoryZ6782QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
> >> >>
> >> >> I pissed myself laughing at this :)
> >> >
> >> > Those type of rim which I've seen on a number of different cars, are
> >> > the
> >> > most bizzare, fucked things possible to do to any car.
> >>
> >> where did the brakes go? :)
> >
> > True,..the advert is a hoax,...but the style of rim sadly is not.
> >
> > Jason
> >
> >
> A hoax?? If you lived in Newcastle you would know it's not a hoax,
because
> he has been driving around and doing Newcastle Laps for at least six
months
> as the add says..

I haven't loaded the pic again,..are the discs/caliper plain to see? People
who use PC art can make any photo....

Jason