Terror on the roads

[Ext User(Kelpie)]

Had the misfortune of having to drive through Rockdale today, when a car
pulled out from the kerb and barrelled across 2 lanes and would have hit me
if I didn't lock up.

I pulled along side the car to give the driver the why didn't you look
shrug, hoping to get the I'm sorry look back. Instead, all 5 occupants of
the car, including the veil wearing grandma in the front seat started
telling me to fuck off in both English and I presume Arabic and giving the
finger too. I just said Pffft... go make a bomb or something, and a big
hairy ape, similar to the ones seen brawling in front of the Melbourne court
today jumped out of the car. I got my left turn arrow, winked at the big
ape and drove off...


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[Ext User(Spankalogical Protocol)]

"Kelpie" <kelpie@thevet.com> wrote in message
news:43708e15$0$44206$c30e37c6@ken-reader.news.telstra.net...
> Had the misfortune of having to drive through Rockdale today, when a car
> pulled out from the kerb and barrelled across 2 lanes and would have hit
me
> if I didn't lock up.
>
> I pulled along side the car to give the driver the why didn't you look
> shrug, hoping to get the I'm sorry look back. Instead, all 5 occupants of
> the car, including the veil wearing grandma in the front seat started
> telling me to fuck off in both English and I presume Arabic and giving the
> finger too. I just said Pffft... go make a bomb or something, and a big
> hairy ape, similar to the ones seen brawling in front of the Melbourne
court
> today jumped out of the car. I got my left turn arrow, winked at the big
> ape and drove off...
>
>

Allah Snackbar!

[Ext User(crazy ron bakir)]

On Tue, 8 Nov 2005 22:38:07 +1100, "Kelpie" <kelpie@thevet.com> wrote:

>Had the misfortune of having to drive through Rockdale today, when a car
>pulled out from the kerb and barrelled across 2 lanes and would have hit me
>if I didn't lock up.
>
>I pulled along side the car to give the driver the why didn't you look
>shrug, hoping to get the I'm sorry look back. Instead, all 5 occupants of
>the car, including the veil wearing grandma in the front seat started
>telling me to fuck off in both English and I presume Arabic and giving the
>finger too. I just said Pffft... go make a bomb or something, and a big
>hairy ape, similar to the ones seen brawling in front of the Melbourne court
>today jumped out of the car. I got my left turn arrow, winked at the big
>ape and drove off...

and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws

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[Ext User(Tsunami)]

"Kelpie" <kelpie@thevet.com> wrote in message
news:43708e15$0$44206$c30e37c6@ken-reader.news.telstra.net...
> Had the misfortune of having to drive through Rockdale today, when a car
> pulled out from the kerb and barrelled across 2 lanes and would have hit
me
> if I didn't lock up.
>
<snip>

you would have missed them by even more if you didn't lock up ;-)

[Ext User(feral)]

Kelpie wrote:

<snip>
I got my left turn arrow, winked at the big
> ape and drove off...

You waited for the arrow....there's a good boy. :-)

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:42:52 +1100, crazy ron bakir
<support@myphoneshop.com> scribbled thusly:

>and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws

Were they making bombs too?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

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[Ext User(John B)]

crazy ron bakir wrote:
> On Tue, 8 Nov 2005 22:38:07 +1100, "Kelpie" <kelpie@thevet.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Had the misfortune of having to drive through Rockdale today, when a car
>>pulled out from the kerb and barrelled across 2 lanes and would have hit me
>>if I didn't lock up.
>>
>>I pulled along side the car to give the driver the why didn't you look
>>shrug, hoping to get the I'm sorry look back. Instead, all 5 occupants of
>>the car, including the veil wearing grandma in the front seat started
>>telling me to fuck off in both English and I presume Arabic and giving the
>>finger too. I just said Pffft... go make a bomb or something, and a big
>>hairy ape, similar to the ones seen brawling in front of the Melbourne court
>>today jumped out of the car. I got my left turn arrow, winked at the big
>>ape and drove off...
>
>
> and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
>
And the new terror laws have what to do with this?
Sounds like a plain case of stereotyping (you) and road rage (them) to me.

--
JB

[Ext User(Ben Thomas)]

crazy ron bakir wrote:

> On Tue, 8 Nov 2005 22:38:07 +1100, "Kelpie" <kelpie@thevet.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Had the misfortune of having to drive through Rockdale today, when a car
>>pulled out from the kerb and barrelled across 2 lanes and would have hit me
>>if I didn't lock up.
>>
>>I pulled along side the car to give the driver the why didn't you look
>>shrug, hoping to get the I'm sorry look back. Instead, all 5 occupants of
>>the car, including the veil wearing grandma in the front seat started
>>telling me to fuck off in both English and I presume Arabic and giving the
>>finger too. I just said Pffft... go make a bomb or something, and a big
>>hairy ape, similar to the ones seen brawling in front of the Melbourne court
>>today jumped out of the car. I got my left turn arrow, winked at the big
>>ape and drove off...
>
>
> and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws

Because we already had laws to deal with criminals.

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 22:05:05 GMT, Ben Thomas <nosp@m.thanks.mate>
scribbled thusly:
>>
>>
>> and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
>
>Because we already had laws to deal with criminals.

Too late, Johnnie's smiling.
Now to fuck up the labour laws......


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

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[Ext User(Ben Thomas)]

OzOne wrote:

> On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 22:05:05 GMT, Ben Thomas <nosp@m.thanks.mate>
> scribbled thusly:
>
>>>
>>>and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
>>
>>Because we already had laws to deal with criminals.
>
>
> Too late, Johnnie's smiling.
> Now to fuck up the labour laws......

Yet another thing he's lying about. Pity they're all the same.

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[Ext User(feral)]

Ben Thomas wrote:

> Pity they're all the same.
>
And yet voting is compulsory, or is that arbitrary. :-)

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[Ext User(Neil Gerace)]

"feral" <plonked@home.ru> wrote in message
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> Kelpie wrote:
>
> <snip>
> I got my left turn arrow, winked at the big
>> ape and drove off...
>
> You waited for the arrow....there's a good boy. :-)

Yeah - the moral high ground is yours, for what that's worth :)

[Ext User(ant)]

OzOne wrote:
> On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:42:52 +1100, crazy ron bakir
> <support@myphoneshop.com> scribbled thusly:
>
>> and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
>
> Were they making bombs too?

I bet they had a boot load of Dynamic Lifter! Terrorists! the bastards!

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[Ext User(feral)]

Neil Gerace wrote:

> "feral" <plonked@home.ru> wrote in message
> news:4370fd8c$0$13323$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
>
>>Kelpie wrote:
>>
>><snip>
>> I got my left turn arrow, winked at the big
>> ape and drove off...
>>
>>You waited for the arrow....there's a good boy. :-)
>
> Yeah - the moral high ground is yours, for what that's worth :)

I reckon I would have run a red if a big ape was gunna do a dump on me
or me car, camera and all. :-)

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[Ext User(Kelpie)]

"ant" <sandra_kouassi2002@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> OzOne wrote:
> > On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:42:52 +1100, crazy ron bakir
> > <support@myphoneshop.com> scribbled thusly:
> >
> >> and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
> >
> > Were they making bombs too?
>
> I bet they had a boot load of Dynamic Lifter! Terrorists! the bastards!

They were driving a bomb :)

>
> --
> ant
> http://www.dcita.gov.au/tel/do_not_call
> to make your comment on proposals to limit telemarketing
>
>

[Ext User(D Walford)]

ant wrote:
> OzOne wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:42:52 +1100, crazy ron bakir
>><support@myphoneshop.com> scribbled thusly:
>>
>>
>>>and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
>>
>>Were they making bombs too?
>
>
> I bet they had a boot load of Dynamic Lifter! Terrorists! the bastards!
>

Apparently the "terrorists" arrested in Melb had planned to blow up a
building containing the Tax Office.
If they arrested everyone who would like to blow up the Tax Office they
would need to arrest millions of people:-)



Daryl

[Ext User(Kev)]

D Walford wrote:
>
> ant wrote:
> > OzOne wrote:
> >
> >>On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:42:52 +1100, crazy ron bakir
> >><support@myphoneshop.com> scribbled thusly:
> >>
> >>
> >>>and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
> >>
> >>Were they making bombs too?
> >
> >
> > I bet they had a boot load of Dynamic Lifter! Terrorists! the bastards!
> >
>
> Apparently the "terrorists" arrested in Melb had planned to blow up a
> building containing the Tax Office.
> If they arrested everyone who would like to blow up the Tax Office they
> would need to arrest millions of people:-)


Hmmm
I suspect a bit of a conspiricy here between the ATO and the Federal
Police

Where's Toby
he'd clear it all up for us

Kev

[Ext User(crazy ron bakir)]

On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:56:20 +1100, John B <jbngspam@yahoo.com> wrote:

>>
>> and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
>>
>And the new terror laws have what to do with this?
>Sounds like a plain case of stereotyping (you) and road rage (them) to me.

hmm i probably should have pointed out my being tongue in cheek

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crazy ron's mobile phones
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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 21:24:27 +1100, crazy ron bakir
<support@myphoneshop.com> scribbled thusly:

>On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:56:20 +1100, John B <jbngspam@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>>
>>> and yet some people continue to question the new terror laws
>>>
>>And the new terror laws have what to do with this?
>>Sounds like a plain case of stereotyping (you) and road rage (them) to me.
>
>hmm i probably should have pointed out my being tongue in cheek

Hey, I'm panicked about those terrorist they got in Sydney.
The guy that laid bricks for a living had hydrochloric acid....and a
length of PVC tube...killer was the bottle caps, I hear the coppers
broke a whole heap of home brew when they searched his garage ;-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Neil Gerace)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:80u8n115v3jcn5qmhj0aotprseh0hdkucg@4ax.com...

> Hey, I'm panicked about those terrorist they got in Sydney.
> The guy that laid bricks for a living had hydrochloric acid....and a
> length of PVC tube...killer was the bottle caps, I hear the coppers
> broke a whole heap of home brew when they searched his garage ;-)

Good on 'em - home brew is itself a powerful explosive :)