Audi tricycle!

[Ext User(jackbadger)]

Was lucky enough this morning to be watching a soccermum at the wheel of an
Audi Allroad, fanging around tailgating, lane-swapping, in a
hurry/had-to-be-there-yesterday driving style. Sitting in front of me at
lights, floored it as soon as they went green, got 50m up the road and her
back wheel falls off!!! Sparks, smoke, fishtailing etc ensued. I pull up
beside her, notice after-market alloys, & she’s the sole occupant. Was
about to offer help but then thought “fuck it, sort yourself out”. She’ll
be lucky to get anything repaired this year.
I know I’m a bastard but it made my day ; p
Narrabeen, Sydney.

[Ext User(DJ!)]

On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:00:36 -0500, "jackbadger"
<castle56@keepitcar.gmail.com> wrote:

>Was about to offer help but then thought “fuck it, sort yourself out”. She’ll
>be lucky to get anything repaired this year. I know I’m a bastard but it made my day ; p

You're my fucking hero.

DJ! - OzDJ
OzDJ@clubduh.com
http://phlog.net/user/OzDJ

[Ext User(grumpy@mailinator.com)]

On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:00:36 -0500, "jackbadger" <castle56@keepitcar.gmail.com> wrote:

> Was lucky enough this morning to be watching a soccermum at the wheel of an
> Audi Allroad, fanging around tailgating, lane-swapping, in a
> hurry/had-to-be-there-yesterday driving style. Sitting in front of me at
> lights, floored it as soon as they went green, got 50m up the road and her
> back wheel falls off!!! Sparks, smoke, fishtailing etc ensued. I pull up
> beside her, notice after-market alloys, & she’s the sole occupant. Was
> about to offer help but then thought “fuck it, sort yourself out”. She’ll
> be lucky to get anything repaired this year.
> I know I’m a bastard but it made my day ; p

I stopped to help her. She gave great head in return. :-)

[Ext User(D Walford)]

jackbadger wrote:
> Was lucky enough this morning to be watching a soccermum at the wheel of an
> Audi Allroad, fanging around tailgating, lane-swapping, in a
> hurry/had-to-be-there-yesterday driving style. Sitting in front of me at
> lights, floored it as soon as they went green, got 50m up the road and her
> back wheel falls off!!! Sparks, smoke, fishtailing etc ensued. I pull up
> beside her, notice after-market alloys, & she’s the sole occupant. Was
> about to offer help but then thought “fuck it, sort yourself out”. She’ll
> be lucky to get anything repaired this year.
> I know I’m a bastard but it made my day ; p
> Narrabeen, Sydney.
>
>
You didn't stop so how do you know she plays soccer?



Daryl

[Ext User(Uncle Bully)]

"D Walford" <walford@iprimus.com.au> wrote in message
news:43a7a496$0$1045$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
> jackbadger wrote:
>> Was lucky enough this morning to be watching a soccermum at the wheel of
>> an
>> Audi Allroad, fanging around tailgating, lane-swapping, in a
>> hurry/had-to-be-there-yesterday driving style. Sitting in front of me at
>> lights, floored it as soon as they went green, got 50m up the road and
>> her
>> back wheel falls off!!! Sparks, smoke, fishtailing etc ensued. I pull up
>> beside her, notice after-market alloys, & she’s the sole occupant. Was
>> about to offer help but then thought “fuck it, sort yourself out”. She’ll
>> be lucky to get anything repaired this year.
>> I know I’m a bastard but it made my day ; p
>> Narrabeen, Sydney.
>>
>>
> You didn't stop so how do you know she plays soccer?

She appeared to have two soccer balls up her shirt...

[Ext User(Lord-Data)]

"D Walford" <walford@iprimus.com.au> wrote in message
news:43a7a496$0$1045$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
> jackbadger wrote:
>> Was lucky enough this morning to be watching a soccermum at the wheel of
>> an
>> Audi Allroad, fanging around tailgating, lane-swapping, in a
>> hurry/had-to-be-there-yesterday driving style. Sitting in front of me at
>> lights, floored it as soon as they went green, got 50m up the road and
>> her
>> back wheel falls off!!! Sparks, smoke, fishtailing etc ensued. I pull up
>> beside her, notice after-market alloys, & she’s the sole occupant. Was
>> about to offer help but then thought “fuck it, sort yourself out”. She’ll
>> be lucky to get anything repaired this year.
>> I know I’m a bastard but it made my day ; p
>> Narrabeen, Sydney.
>>
>>
> You didn't stop so how do you know she plays soccer?

Most "Soccer Mums" don't actually PLAY soccer..

>
>
>
> Daryl

[Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)]

On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:00:36 -0500, jackbadger wrote:

> Was lucky enough this morning to be watching a soccermum at the wheel of an
> Audi Allroad, fanging around tailgating, lane-swapping, in a
> hurry/had-to-be-there-yesterday driving style. Sitting in front of me at
> lights, floored it as soon as they went green, got 50m up the road and her
> back wheel falls off!!! Sparks, smoke, fishtailing etc ensued. I pull up
> beside her, notice after-market alloys, & she’s the sole occupant. Was
> about to offer help but then thought “fuck it, sort yourself out”. She’ll
> be lucky to get anything repaired this year.
> I know I’m a bastard but it made my day ; p
> Narrabeen, Sydney.

WTF, Aftermarket Mags on one of those??
I can only say whoever did that would have to be certifiable. Big
time.

--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Ext User(D Walford)]

Lord-Data wrote:
> "D Walford" <walford@iprimus.com.au> wrote in message
> news:43a7a496$0$1045$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
>
>>jackbadger wrote:
>>
>>>Was lucky enough this morning to be watching a soccermum at the wheel of
>>>an
>>>Audi Allroad, fanging around tailgating, lane-swapping, in a
>>>hurry/had-to-be-there-yesterday driving style. Sitting in front of me at
>>>lights, floored it as soon as they went green, got 50m up the road and
>>>her
>>>back wheel falls off!!! Sparks, smoke, fishtailing etc ensued. I pull up
>>>beside her, notice after-market alloys, & she’s the sole occupant. Was
>>>about to offer help but then thought “fuck it, sort yourself out”. She’ll
>>>be lucky to get anything repaired this year.
>>>I know I’m a bastard but it made my day ; p
>>>Narrabeen, Sydney.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>You didn't stop so how do you know she plays soccer?
>
>
> Most "Soccer Mums" don't actually PLAY soccer..

WTF is a "Soccer Mum"?
Does she get kicked around a lot or does she have big balls?



Daryl

[Ext User(David Field)]

Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net> wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:00:36 -0500, jackbadger wrote:
>
> > Was lucky enough this morning to be watching a soccermum at the wheel of an
> > Audi Allroad, fanging around tailgating, lane-swapping, in a
> > hurry/had-to-be-there-yesterday driving style. Sitting in front of me at
> > lights, floored it as soon as they went green, got 50m up the road and her
> > back wheel falls off!!! Sparks, smoke, fishtailing etc ensued. I pull up
> > beside her, notice after-market alloys, & she's the sole occupant. Was
> > about to offer help but then thought "fuck it, sort yourself out‰. She'll
> > be lucky to get anything repaired this year.
> > I know I'm a bastard but it made my day ; p
> > Narrabeen, Sydney.
>
> WTF, Aftermarket Mags on one of those??
> I can only say whoever did that would have to be certifiable. Big
> time.

Because it's an all-road, or just because it is an Audi? If the latter,
why not? I had an Audi. It had aftermarket alloys because the originals
got shagged coming out of a *very* awkward work car-park in brissy every
working day for two years.

[Ext User(jackbadger)]

D Walford <walford@iprimus.com.au> Dec 20, 2005 at wrote

>WTF is a "Soccer Mum"?
>Does she get kicked around a lot or does she >have big balls?
>

Soccer mum - Yuppy but not necessarily yummy mum of teenagers who always
have somewhere to be dropped off usually for sports of some sort, always
in a hurry, often behind the wheel of a Volvo wagon or similar in their
tennis whites.
There was a song playing on JJJ about a year ago that was actually titled
'Volvo-driving soccer-mom'.

[Ext User(D Walford)]

jackbadger wrote:
> D Walford <walford@iprimus.com.au> Dec 20, 2005 at wrote
>
>
>>WTF is a "Soccer Mum"?
>>Does she get kicked around a lot or does she >have big balls?
>>
>
>
> Soccer mum - Yuppy but not necessarily yummy mum of teenagers who always
> have somewhere to be dropped off usually for sports of some sort, always
> in a hurry, often behind the wheel of a Volvo wagon or similar in their
> tennis whites.
> There was a song playing on JJJ about a year ago that was actually titled
> 'Volvo-driving soccer-mom'.
>

Must be a Sydney thing, I've never seen such a beast in Melb:-)



Daryl