Jaguar

[Ext User(rmcgrice)]

Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic and
other kind words.
Thanks for paying so much attention to me considering my wife and
children don't want to listen to my constant whinging and whining.
I know at times I post idiotic things but please folks don't let that
get in the way.
I'm a really nice bloke, honestly I am and would like to show it by
buying one of you a date with me.
Yep that's correct.
Any poofs out there who would want to date a 50+ loner then here i am
I will read your replies and will pick the nicest sweetest poster and
take them out for a night of dancing, romancing and generally a gay old
fashioned time.
Be aware though I only go to first base on first dates.

Cheers
Ron.

[Ext User(Blackbird)]

You only go to first base? Serialpest has already offered to go all the way
and he will even pick clients up in his pink magna.

"rmcgrice" <mcgrice@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org...
> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic and
> other kind words.
> Thanks for paying so much attention to me considering my wife and
> children don't want to listen to my constant whinging and whining.
> I know at times I post idiotic things but please folks don't let that
> get in the way.
> I'm a really nice bloke, honestly I am and would like to show it by
> buying one of you a date with me.
> Yep that's correct.
> Any poofs out there who would want to date a 50+ loner then here i am
> I will read your replies and will pick the nicest sweetest poster and
> take them out for a night of dancing, romancing and generally a gay old
> fashioned time.
> Be aware though I only go to first base on first dates.
>
> Cheers
> Ron.
>

[Ext User(rmcgrice)]

"Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:

> You only go to first base? Serialpest has already offered to go
all
> the way and he will even pick clients up in his pink magna.
>
> "rmcgrice" <mcgrice@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> news:43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org...

It appears to be Nikolaos Smeegles the teacher.
Alias SMEE.

Whether he takes it up the arse or not, is not my concern..
However this may help:

Smee
Age: 41
Location: Melbourne
Motorbike/s: BMW R1100S

72% kinky and 98% sex and 80% romance.
I'm f&@%* awesome!
Just wish any of it were true..........
Nikolaos Smeegles

[Ext User(Serialpest)]

Blackbird wrote:
> You only go to first base? Serialpest has already offered to go all the way
> and he will even pick clients up in his pink magna.
>
> "rmcgrice" <mcgrice@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> news:43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org...
>
>>Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic and
>>other kind words.
>>Thanks for paying so much attention to me considering my wife and
>>children don't want to listen to my constant whinging and whining.
>>I know at times I post idiotic things but please folks don't let that
>>get in the way.
>>I'm a really nice bloke, honestly I am and would like to show it by
>>buying one of you a date with me.
>>Yep that's correct.
>>Any poofs out there who would want to date a 50+ loner then here i am
>>I will read your replies and will pick the nicest sweetest poster and
>>take them out for a night of dancing, romancing and generally a gay old
>>fashioned time.
>>Be aware though I only go to first base on first dates.
>>
>>Cheers
>>Ron.
>>
>
>
>
Make him an offer he can't refuse.

[Ext User(Smee R11S)]

rmcgrice wrote:
> "Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:
>
>> You only go to first base? Serialpest has already offered to go
> all
>> the way and he will even pick clients up in his pink magna.
>>
>> "rmcgrice" <mcgrice@newsguy.com> wrote in message
>> news:43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org...
>
> It appears to be Nikolaos Smeegles the teacher.
> Alias SMEE.
>
> Whether he takes it up the arse or not, is not my concern..
> However this may help:
>
> Smee
> Age: 41
> Location: Melbourne
> Motorbike/s: BMW R1100S
>
> 72% kinky and 98% sex and 80% romance.
> I'm f&@%* awesome!
> Just wish any of it were true..........
> Nikolaos Smeegles
erm
care to back that up with some EVIDENCE?

I thought we had a truce, why apportion this shit to me?
I'll await your apology with pleasure.

[Ext User(feral)]

Serialpest wrote:

> Make him an offer he can't refuse.

You in a tutu with a bullseye painted on your sick arse?

--
Take Care. ~~
Feral @..@
(\-- Ü--/)
((.>______<.))
^^^ ^^^

[Ext User(rmcgrice)]

Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f69dff_1@x-privat.org:

> rmcgrice wrote:
>> "Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:
> erm
> care to back that up with some EVIDENCE?
>
> I thought we had a truce, why apportion this shit to me?
> I'll await your apology with pleasure.

So did I.

Post from Smee R11S <me@there.net>
wrote in news:43f67535$1_1@x-privat.org:

>> That is why Doherty calls himself a knob, it's very true :-)
> Take a bex and lie down Ron before you blow a hernia.



Then this one Message-ID: <43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org>

NNTP-Posting-Host: $$6dsnkabxhe0w98.x-privat.org
Lines: 18
X-Authenticated-User: $$w11s1xndsuhxkoyemw
X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org
Date: 18 Feb 2006 02:27:21 +0100

Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic
and

??????
Very odd, don't you agree, SMEE?
However if it WAS NOT you, I sincerely oppologize.

Pls Let me know before I take a copy down the road.

Ron

[Ext User(Smee R11S)]

rmcgrice wrote:
> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f69dff_1@x-privat.org:
>
>> rmcgrice wrote:
>>> "Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:
>> erm
>> care to back that up with some EVIDENCE?
>>
>> I thought we had a truce, why apportion this shit to me?
>> I'll await your apology with pleasure.
>
> So did I.
>
> Post from Smee R11S <me@there.net>
> wrote in news:43f67535$1_1@x-privat.org:
>
>>> That is why Doherty calls himself a knob, it's very true :-)
>> Take a bex and lie down Ron before you blow a hernia.
>
>
>
> Then this one Message-ID: <43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org>
>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: $$6dsnkabxhe0w98.x-privat.org
> Lines: 18
> X-Authenticated-User: $$w11s1xndsuhxkoyemw
> X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org
> Date: 18 Feb 2006 02:27:21 +0100
>
> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic
> and
>
> ??????
> Very odd, don't you agree, SMEE?
> However if it WAS NOT you, I sincerely oppologize.
>
> Pls Let me know before I take a copy down the road.
>
> Ron
It wasn't
Look at the headers and the client used
I use thunderbird from mozilla
The fake ron used some windows client.
Just because I use news.privat doesn't mean I'm the only one.
Remember sheik yerboouti did a few fake ron posts
This aint my style.
as for the bex comment that was meant to be taken in humour.
Do I HAVE to post smilies?

[Ext User(atec77)]

Smee R11S wrote:
> rmcgrice wrote:
>> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f69dff_1@x-privat.org:
>>
>>> rmcgrice wrote:
>>>> "Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:
>>> erm
>>> care to back that up with some EVIDENCE?
>>>
>>> I thought we had a truce, why apportion this shit to me?
>>> I'll await your apology with pleasure.
>>
>> So did I.
>>
>> Post from Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in
>> news:43f67535$1_1@x-privat.org:
>>
>>>> That is why Doherty calls himself a knob, it's very true :-)
>>> Take a bex and lie down Ron before you blow a hernia.
>>
>>
>>
>> Then this one Message-ID: <43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org>
>>
>> NNTP-Posting-Host: $$6dsnkabxhe0w98.x-privat.org
>> Lines: 18
>> X-Authenticated-User: $$w11s1xndsuhxkoyemw
>> X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org
>> Date: 18 Feb 2006 02:27:21 +0100
>>
>> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic and
>> ??????
>> Very odd, don't you agree, SMEE?
>> However if it WAS NOT you, I sincerely oppologize.
>>
>> Pls Let me know before I take a copy down the road.
>>
>> Ron
> It wasn't
> Look at the headers and the client used
> I use thunderbird from mozilla
> The fake ron used some windows client.
> Just because I use news.privat doesn't mean I'm the only one.
> Remember sheik yerboouti did a few fake ron posts
> This aint my style.
> as for the bex comment that was meant to be taken in humour.
> Do I HAVE to post smilies?
Yes c%nt .

[Ext User(rmcgrice)]

Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f6b179$1_1@x-privat.org:

> rmcgrice wrote:
>> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f69dff_1@x-
privat.org:
>>
>>> rmcgrice wrote:
>>>> "Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:
>>> erm
>>> care to back that up with some EVIDENCE?
>>>
>>> I thought we had a truce, why apportion this shit to me?
>>> I'll await your apology with pleasure.
>>
>> So did I.
>>
>> Post from Smee R11S <me@there.net>
>> wrote in news:43f67535$1_1@x-privat.org:
>>
>>>> That is why Doherty calls himself a knob, it's very true :-)
>>> Take a bex and lie down Ron before you blow a hernia.
>>
>>
>>
>> Then this one Message-ID: <43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org>
>>
>> NNTP-Posting-Host: $$6dsnkabxhe0w98.x-privat.org
>> Lines: 18
>> X-Authenticated-User: $$w11s1xndsuhxkoyemw
>> X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org
>> Date: 18 Feb 2006 02:27:21 +0100
>>
>> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic
>> and
>>
>> ??????
>> Very odd, don't you agree, SMEE?
>> However if it WAS NOT you, I sincerely oppologize.
>>
>> Pls Let me know before I take a copy down the road.
>>
>> Ron
> It wasn't
> Look at the headers and the client used
> I use thunderbird from mozilla
> The fake ron used some windows client.
> Just because I use news.privat doesn't mean I'm the only one.
> Remember sheik yerboouti did a few fake ron posts
> This aint my style.
> as for the bex comment that was meant to be taken in humour.
> Do I HAVE to post smilies?
>

No, it just looked to close to be a coincidence.
Serialfag has in the past using TPG. However it was better
written, his are usually very poor. Oh well, I'll give it to the
guys to follow up with the others.
The whole thing is disturbing my family, not me.

No you don't need to post smilies.

Ron

[Ext User(Spankalogical Protocol)]

"rmcgrice" <mcgrice@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:Xns976EA210BBC2Anofuse@129.250.170.89...
> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f6b179$1_1@x-privat.org:
>
> > rmcgrice wrote:
> >> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f69dff_1@x-
> privat.org:
> >>
> >>> rmcgrice wrote:
> >>>> "Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:
> >>> erm
> >>> care to back that up with some EVIDENCE?
> >>>
> >>> I thought we had a truce, why apportion this shit to me?
> >>> I'll await your apology with pleasure.
> >>
> >> So did I.
> >>
> >> Post from Smee R11S <me@there.net>
> >> wrote in news:43f67535$1_1@x-privat.org:
> >>
> >>>> That is why Doherty calls himself a knob, it's very true :-)
> >>> Take a bex and lie down Ron before you blow a hernia.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Then this one Message-ID: <43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org>
> >>
> >> NNTP-Posting-Host: $$6dsnkabxhe0w98.x-privat.org
> >> Lines: 18
> >> X-Authenticated-User: $$w11s1xndsuhxkoyemw
> >> X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org
> >> Date: 18 Feb 2006 02:27:21 +0100
> >>
> >> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic
> >> and
> >>
> >> ??????
> >> Very odd, don't you agree, SMEE?
> >> However if it WAS NOT you, I sincerely oppologize.
> >>
> >> Pls Let me know before I take a copy down the road.
> >>
> >> Ron
> > It wasn't
> > Look at the headers and the client used
> > I use thunderbird from mozilla
> > The fake ron used some windows client.
> > Just because I use news.privat doesn't mean I'm the only one.
> > Remember sheik yerboouti did a few fake ron posts
> > This aint my style.
> > as for the bex comment that was meant to be taken in humour.
> > Do I HAVE to post smilies?
> >
>
> No, it just looked to close to be a coincidence.
> Serialfag has in the past using TPG. However it was better
> written, his are usually very poor. Oh well, I'll give it to the
> guys to follow up with the others.
> The whole thing is disturbing my family, not me.
>
> No you don't need to post smilies.
>
> Ron

Your family reads aus.cars?

[Ext User(rmcgrice)]

"Spankalogical Protocol" <spank@protocol.com> wrote in
news:dt6eui$6st$1@news.datemas.de:

>
> "rmcgrice" <mcgrice@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns976EA210BBC2Anofuse@129.250.170.89...
>> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f6b179$1_1@x-
privat.org:
>>
>> > rmcgrice wrote:
>> >> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f69dff_1@x-
>> privat.org:
>> >>
>> >>> rmcgrice wrote:
>> >>>> "Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:
>> >>> erm
>> >>> care to back that up with some EVIDENCE?
>> >>>
>> >>> I thought we had a truce, why apportion this shit to me?
>> >>> I'll await your apology with pleasure.
>> >>
>> >> So did I.
>> >>
>> >> Post from Smee R11S <me@there.net>
>> >> wrote in news:43f67535$1_1@x-privat.org:
>> >>
>> >>>> That is why Doherty calls himself a knob, it's very true
:-)
>> >>> Take a bex and lie down Ron before you blow a hernia.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Then this one Message-ID: <43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org>
>> >>
>> >> NNTP-Posting-Host: $$6dsnkabxhe0w98.x-privat.org
>> >> Lines: 18
>> >> X-Authenticated-User: $$w11s1xndsuhxkoyemw
>> >> X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org
>> >> Date: 18 Feb 2006 02:27:21 +0100
>> >>
>> >> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay,
moronic
>> >> and
>> >>
>> >> ??????
>> >> Very odd, don't you agree, SMEE?
>> >> However if it WAS NOT you, I sincerely oppologize.
>> >>
>> >> Pls Let me know before I take a copy down the road.
>> >>
>> >> Ron
>> > It wasn't
>> > Look at the headers and the client used
>> > I use thunderbird from mozilla
>> > The fake ron used some windows client.
>> > Just because I use news.privat doesn't mean I'm the only
one.
>> > Remember sheik yerboouti did a few fake ron posts
>> > This aint my style.
>> > as for the bex comment that was meant to be taken in humour.
>> > Do I HAVE to post smilies?
>> >
>>
>> No, it just looked to close to be a coincidence.
>> Serialfag has in the past using TPG. However it was better
>> written, his are usually very poor. Oh well, I'll give it to
the
>> guys to follow up with the others.
>> The whole thing is disturbing my family, not me.
>>
>> No you don't need to post smilies.
>>
>> Ron
>
> Your family reads aus.cars?

No!
Go to Google and type in my name.
Serialfags work lights up like a Christmas tree, for now..

[Ext User(Spankalogical Protocol)]

"rmcgrice" <mcgrice@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:Xns976EAFB2AED52nofuse@129.250.170.81...
> "Spankalogical Protocol" <spank@protocol.com> wrote in
> news:dt6eui$6st$1@news.datemas.de:
>
> >
> > "rmcgrice" <mcgrice@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns976EA210BBC2Anofuse@129.250.170.89...
> >> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f6b179$1_1@x-
> privat.org:
> >>
> >> > rmcgrice wrote:
> >> >> Smee R11S <me@there.net> wrote in news:43f69dff_1@x-
> >> privat.org:
> >> >>
> >> >>> rmcgrice wrote:
> >> >>>> "Blackbird" <*@*> wrote in news:43f685eb@news.eftel.com:
> >> >>> erm
> >> >>> care to back that up with some EVIDENCE?
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I thought we had a truce, why apportion this shit to me?
> >> >>> I'll await your apology with pleasure.
> >> >>
> >> >> So did I.
> >> >>
> >> >> Post from Smee R11S <me@there.net>
> >> >> wrote in news:43f67535$1_1@x-privat.org:
> >> >>
> >> >>>> That is why Doherty calls himself a knob, it's very true
> :-)
> >> >>> Take a bex and lie down Ron before you blow a hernia.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Then this one Message-ID: <43f677f8$1_1@x-privat.org>
> >> >>
> >> >> NNTP-Posting-Host: $$6dsnkabxhe0w98.x-privat.org
> >> >> Lines: 18
> >> >> X-Authenticated-User: $$w11s1xndsuhxkoyemw
> >> >> X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org
> >> >> Date: 18 Feb 2006 02:27:21 +0100
> >> >>
> >> >> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay,
> moronic
> >> >> and
> >> >>
> >> >> ??????
> >> >> Very odd, don't you agree, SMEE?
> >> >> However if it WAS NOT you, I sincerely oppologize.
> >> >>
> >> >> Pls Let me know before I take a copy down the road.
> >> >>
> >> >> Ron
> >> > It wasn't
> >> > Look at the headers and the client used
> >> > I use thunderbird from mozilla
> >> > The fake ron used some windows client.
> >> > Just because I use news.privat doesn't mean I'm the only
> one.
> >> > Remember sheik yerboouti did a few fake ron posts
> >> > This aint my style.
> >> > as for the bex comment that was meant to be taken in humour.
> >> > Do I HAVE to post smilies?
> >> >
> >>
> >> No, it just looked to close to be a coincidence.
> >> Serialfag has in the past using TPG. However it was better
> >> written, his are usually very poor. Oh well, I'll give it to
> the
> >> guys to follow up with the others.
> >> The whole thing is disturbing my family, not me.
> >>
> >> No you don't need to post smilies.
> >>
> >> Ron
> >
> > Your family reads aus.cars?
>
> No!
> Go to Google and type in my name.
> Serialfags work lights up like a Christmas tree, for now..

OK, next question.

Why does your family punch your name into google on a regular basis?

[Ext User(rmcgrice)]

"Spankalogical Protocol" <spank@protocol.com> wrote in news:dt6jgk
$g8b$1@news.datemas.de:

> OK, next question.
>
> Why does your family punch your name into google on a regular
basis?

Simple, there are approx 51 of us in Australia and 10 or so in the
USA. None that we know of in the rest of the world.

Occasionally they look to see if "ET phoned home" :-)

[Ext User(John McKenzie)]

rmcgrice wrote:
>
> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic and
> other kind words.

Hi, my name is John, clinically diagnosed as a sociopath and subject to
schizophrenic breaks with reality, unless I stay on my medication.

When I find you and kill you, don't take it personally, it's just the
mental illness getting the better of me. Now I might do time, unless I
steal a car, lead police on a chase and run you over in the process.
Then it will be the coppers' fault and I should get off with 9 months
probation (less if they don't have a fascist judge who would impose such
a cruel and inappropriate sentence as a few months probation).

Shit, if I could kick a footy, then I'd be let of entirely.

Keep smiling to yourself and thinking it won't happen, it'll only make
it all the more sweet when you wake up nailed to a table with an angle
grinder closing in on your happysack. I've always wanted to perform a
sex change operation with tools from a panel shop. You lucky guinea pig.

--
John McKenzie

tosspam@aol.com abuse@aol.com abuse@yahoo.com abuse@hotmail.com
abuse@msn.com abuse@sprint.com abuse@earthlink.com fraudinfo@psinet.com
sweep.day@accc.gov.au uce@ftc.gov I am the angel of jute, vengeance will
be twine admin@loopback $LOGIN@localhost $LOGNAME@localhost
$USER@localhost $USER@$HOST -h1024@localhost root@mailloop.com
president@whitehouse.gov vice.president@whitehouse.gov
abuse@iprimus.com.au abuse@cia.gov abuse@fbi.gov abuse@asio.gov.au
abuse@federalpolice.gov.au

[Ext User(Patrick Young)]

John McKenzie wrote:

> Shit, if I could kick a footy, then I'd be let of entirely.

Gold.

--
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BP 106 Timbuktu,
Mali (West Africa)
Tel: 292 91 52
Specialising in turbo diesel and R290 aircon
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[Ext User(Noddy)]

"John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
news:43F7088D.2231@alphalink.com.au...

> Hi, my name is John, clinically diagnosed as a sociopath and subject to
> schizophrenic breaks with reality, unless I stay on my medication.
>
> When I find you and kill you, don't take it personally, it's just the
> mental illness getting the better of me. Now I might do time, unless I
> steal a car, lead police on a chase and run you over in the process.
> Then it will be the coppers' fault and I should get off with 9 months
> probation (less if they don't have a fascist judge who would impose such
> a cruel and inappropriate sentence as a few months probation).
>
> Shit, if I could kick a footy, then I'd be let of entirely.
>
> Keep smiling to yourself and thinking it won't happen, it'll only make
> it all the more sweet when you wake up nailed to a table with an angle
> grinder closing in on your happysack. I've always wanted to perform a
> sex change operation with tools from a panel shop. You lucky guinea pig.

Forwarded to Channel 9 in the hope that they'll give you a late night spot
:)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(not likely)]

Noddy wrote:

>
> "John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
> news:43F7088D.2231@alphalink.com.au...
>
>> Hi, my name is John, clinically diagnosed as a sociopath and subject to
>> schizophrenic breaks with reality, unless I stay on my medication.
>>
>> When I find you and kill you, don't take it personally, it's just the
>> mental illness getting the better of me. Now I might do time, unless I
>> steal a car, lead police on a chase and run you over in the process.
>> Then it will be the coppers' fault and I should get off with 9 months
>> probation (less if they don't have a fascist judge who would impose such
>> a cruel and inappropriate sentence as a few months probation).
>>
>> Shit, if I could kick a footy, then I'd be let of entirely.
>>
>> Keep smiling to yourself and thinking it won't happen, it'll only make
>> it all the more sweet when you wake up nailed to a table with an angle
>> grinder closing in on your happysack. I've always wanted to perform a
>> sex change operation with tools from a panel shop. You lucky guinea pig.
>
> Forwarded to Channel 9 in the hope that they'll give you a late night spot
> :)
>
Pity his name isn't Tim as Tim the Toolman would have a whole new meaning
8-)

[Ext User(Ron)]

John McKenzie <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in news:43F7088D.2231
@alphalink.com.au:

> rmcgrice wrote:
>>
>> Hi my name is Ron, affectionately called fuckwit, gay, moronic
and
>> other kind words.
>
> Hi, my name is John, clinically diagnosed as a sociopath and
subject to
> schizophrenic breaks with reality, unless I stay on my
medication.
>
> When I find you and kill you, don't take it personally, it's
just the
> mental illness getting the better of me. Now I might do time,
unless I
> steal a car, lead police on a chase and run you over in the
process.
> Then it will be the coppers' fault and I should get off with 9
months
> probation (less if they don't have a fascist judge who would
impose such
> a cruel and inappropriate sentence as a few months probation).
>
> Shit, if I could kick a footy, then I'd be let of entirely.
>
> Keep smiling to yourself and thinking it won't happen, it'll
only make
> it all the more sweet when you wake up nailed to a table with
an angle
> grinder closing in on your happysack. I've always wanted to
perform a
> sex change operation with tools from a panel shop. You lucky
guinea pig.
>

Holy shit, that would frighten me :-)
Ron