Project for Myth-Busters - Polish a Turd.

[Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)]

Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
Surely it's possible?.
--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:22:18 GMT, Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net>
scribbled thusly:

>Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
>Surely it's possible?.

Ron's the expert...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:24:15 +1100, OzOne <> wrote:

>On Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:22:18 GMT, Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net>
>scribbled thusly:

>Ron's the expert...

"QANTAS Ron".....?

[Ext User(Anypandy)]

Sent to mythbusters.

The ide now belongs to them, according to their website.


"Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1$.dlg@40tude.net...
> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
> Surely it's possible?.
> --
> Toby.
> quidquid latine dictum
> sit, altum viditur

[Ext User(atec77)]

Anypandy wrote:
> Sent to mythbusters.
>
> The ide now belongs to them, according to their website.
>
>
> "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1$.dlg@40tude.net...
>> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
>> Surely it's possible?.
>> --
>> Toby.
>> quidquid latine dictum
>> sit, altum viditur
>
>
No need to question it , in many parts of the world cattle turds are
used for flooring lovingly rubbed to a high polish by the hands of the
lady of the house ( I saw it in Africa but its common all through Asia
as well )
In Australia a few silly souls purchase MrBishi products and temp fate
and the laws of nature with a rag and some wax/

[Ext User(Ron)]

Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net> wrote in news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1
$.dlg@40tude.net:

> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
> Surely it's possible?.

It's true :-)
Look at the Magna!

[Ext User(Ron)]

atec77 <atec77**@hotmail.com> wrote in news:440c3a76@dnews.tpgi.com.au:

> Anypandy wrote:
>> Sent to mythbusters.
>>
>> The ide now belongs to them, according to their website.
>>
>>
>> "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@privacy.net> wrote in message
>> news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1$.dlg@40tude.net...
>>> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
>>> Surely it's possible?.
>>> --
>>> Toby.
>>> quidquid latine dictum
>>> sit, altum viditur
>>
>>
> No need to question it , in many parts of the world cattle turds are
> used for flooring lovingly rubbed to a high polish by the hands of the
> lady of the house ( I saw it in Africa but its common all through Asia
> as well )
> In Australia a few silly souls purchase MrBishi products and temp fate
> and the laws of nature with a rag and some wax/

Mitseeshit is dog turd :-)
Who would get close enough to attempt to polish that, other than serialfag
and his pal :-)

[Ext User(Sir Lex)]

Toby Ponsenby wrote:
> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
> Surely it's possible?.

Nope, but you can wrap it up in Korean tin and call it a Barina :-)

[Ext User(Clockmeister)]

"Ron" <X101@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:Xns977F449DAC239mcgricenewsguycom@129.250.170 .82...
> Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net> wrote in news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1
> $.dlg@40tude.net:
>
>> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
>> Surely it's possible?.
>
> It's true :-)
> Look at the Magna!

Except for the Astron powered ones none were really bad cars though, and the
380 whilst having a cheap interior is still well put together and not a bad
package as a car.

Certainly more consistent in quality and reliability then a certain English
marque well known for their polished turds... ;-)

[Ext User(Ron)]

"Clockmeister" <no-one@nowhere.com> wrote in
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>
> "Ron" <X101@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns977F449DAC239mcgricenewsguycom@129.250.170 .82...
>> Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net> wrote in
>> news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1 $.dlg@40tude.net:
>>
>>> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
>>> Surely it's possible?.
>>
>> It's true :-)
>> Look at the Magna!
>
> Except for the Astron powered ones none were really bad cars though,
> and the 380 whilst having a cheap interior is still well put together
> and not a bad package as a car.
>
> Certainly more consistent in quality and reliability then a certain
> English marque well known for their polished turds... ;-)

Lets see what is still around in another 20 years?

[Ext User(ShazWozza)]

Toby Ponsenby wrote:

> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
> Surely it's possible?.

The Romanians have a similar saying ... "you can't make a wiper from shit".

How about a plasticized turd using the process that Herr Doktor uses to make
those plasticized corpse exhibits?

Perhaps a nice high gloss polymer replacement job?

[Ext User(Serialpest)]

Ron wrote:
> "Clockmeister" <no-one@nowhere.com> wrote in
> news:120s3uifs6sse09@corp.supernews.com:
>
>
>>"Ron" <X101@newsguy.com> wrote in message
>>news:Xns977F449DAC239mcgricenewsguycom@129.250.170 .82...
>>
>>>Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net> wrote in
>>>news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1 $.dlg@40tude.net:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
>>>>Surely it's possible?.
>>>
>>>It's true :-)
>>>Look at the Magna!
>>
>>Except for the Astron powered ones none were really bad cars though,
>>and the 380 whilst having a cheap interior is still well put together
>>and not a bad package as a car.
>>
>>Certainly more consistent in quality and reliability then a certain
>>English marque well known for their polished turds... ;-)
>
>
> Lets see what is still around in another 20 years?

It certainly won't be you. AIDS is a cruel disease.

[Ext User(Ron)]

Serialpest <ihatecommodores@hotmail.com> wrote in news:440e8263
@dnews.tpgi.com.au:

> Ron wrote:
>> "Clockmeister" <no-one@nowhere.com> wrote in
>> news:120s3uifs6sse09@corp.supernews.com:
>>
>>
>>>"Ron" <X101@newsguy.com> wrote in message
>>>news:Xns977F449DAC239mcgricenewsguycom@129.250.170 .82...
>>>
>>>>Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net> wrote in
>>>>news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1 $.dlg@40tude.net:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
>>>>>Surely it's possible?.
>>>>
>>>>It's true :-)
>>>>Look at the Magna!
>>>
>>>Except for the Astron powered ones none were really bad cars though,
>>>and the 380 whilst having a cheap interior is still well put together
>>>and not a bad package as a car.
>>>
>>>Certainly more consistent in quality and reliability then a certain
>>>English marque well known for their polished turds... ;-)
>>
>>
>> Lets see what is still around in another 20 years?
>
> It certainly won't be you. AIDS is a cruel disease.
>

You should know better than anyone else on this forum.

[Ext User(Clockmeister)]

"Ron" <X101@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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> "Clockmeister" <no-one@nowhere.com> wrote in
> news:120s3uifs6sse09@corp.supernews.com:
>
>>
>> "Ron" <X101@newsguy.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns977F449DAC239mcgricenewsguycom@129.250.170 .82...
>>> Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net> wrote in
>>> news:13mofvmgslzm6.82eedoqf9mu1 $.dlg@40tude.net:
>>>
>>>> Seen the claim that a turd can't be polished many times.
>>>> Surely it's possible?.
>>>
>>> It's true :-)
>>> Look at the Magna!
>>
>> Except for the Astron powered ones none were really bad cars though,
>> and the 380 whilst having a cheap interior is still well put together
>> and not a bad package as a car.
>>
>> Certainly more consistent in quality and reliability then a certain
>> English marque well known for their polished turds... ;-)
>
> Lets see what is still around in another 20 years?

The old ones won't improve with age that's for sure...