OT: Offensive racist joke for the day (you know you want it).

[Ext User(Spear and Magic Helmet)]

The Bronze Rat

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at
everything, he notices a very life-like life-sized bronze statue of a
rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must
have it. So He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze
rat?"

The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story."

The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat, you
can keep the story."

As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a
few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun
following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins
walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind
him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot
toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the
MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster!
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the
bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions
of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned. The man
walks Back to the curio shop.

"Ah ha", says the owner, "you have come back for the story?"

"No", says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Muslim, or
Anything French."

[Ext User(linuxfuckhead)]

On Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:28:39 +1100, Spear and Magic Helmet
<speed_saves@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> The Bronze Rat
>
> A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at
> everything, he notices a very life-like life-sized bronze statue of a
> rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must
> have it. So He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze
> rat?"
>
> The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story."
>
> The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat, you
> can keep the story."
>
> As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a
> few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun
> following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins
> walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind
> him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot
> toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the
> MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster!
> Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the
> bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions
> of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned. The man
> walks Back to the curio shop.
>
> "Ah ha", says the owner, "you have come back for the story?"
>
> "No", says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Muslim, or
> Anything French."
>


haha. loved it.

[Ext User(thecommentator)]

linuxfuckhead wrote:
> On Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:28:39 +1100, Spear and Magic Helmet
> <speed_saves@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
> > The Bronze Rat
> >
> > A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at
> > everything, he notices a very life-like life-sized bronze statue of a
> > rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must
> > have it. So He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze
> > rat?"
> >
> > The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story."
> >
> > The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat, you
> > can keep the story."
> >
> > As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a
> > few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun
> > following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins
> > walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind
> > him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot
> > toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the
> > MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster!
> > Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the
> > bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions
> > of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned. The man
> > walks Back to the curio shop.
> >
> > "Ah ha", says the owner, "you have come back for the story?"
> >
> > "No", says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Muslim, or
> > Anything French."
> >
>
>
> haha. loved it.

Now dat's foony!

[Ext User(Uncle Bully)]

"Spear and Magic Helmet" <speed_saves@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1143073719.336046.291890@i39g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> The Bronze Rat
>
> A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at
> everything, he notices a very life-like life-sized bronze statue of a
> rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must
> have it. So He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze
> rat?"
>
> The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story."
>
> The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat, you
> can keep the story."
>
> As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a
> few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun
> following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins
> walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind
> him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot
> toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the
> MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster!
> Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the
> bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions
> of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned. The man
> walks Back to the curio shop.
>
> "Ah ha", says the owner, "you have come back for the story?"
>
> "No", says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Muslim, or
> Anything French."

Damn, I was curious about the story ;)

[Ext User(SmakDaddy)]

Oh yeah?

well take this one!

A refugee from Sudan is finally granted his residency and is released onto
the Sydney streets. He is so overjoyed, he runs up to 2 schoolgirls and says
"Thank you so much for letting me into your great country!". The schoolgirls
look at him and say "It is great, but we are from Japan!". Next the
Sudanese man runs up to a young man he sees crossing a road, and says "Thank
you SO much for letting me into your great country!". The young man says "it
IS great, but I am from Lebanon!". Curious, the Sudanese man sees an old
lady at a bus stop and runs up to her and says "excuse me, are you from
Australia?", to which the old lady replies "No, I am from New Zealand". The
Sudanese man says to her "So where are all the Australians?". The old lady
looks at her watch, shrugs and says "I don't know, probably at work."

[Ext User(The Red Krawler)]

> A refugee from Sudan is finally granted his residency and is released onto
> the Sydney streets. He is so overjoyed, he runs up to 2 schoolgirls and
> says "Thank you so much for letting me into your great country!". The
> schoolgirls look at him and say "It is great, but we are from Japan!".
> Next the Sudanese man runs up to a young man he sees crossing a road, and
> says "Thank you SO much for letting me into your great country!". The
> young man says "it IS great, but I am from Lebanon!". Curious, the
> Sudanese man sees an old lady at a bus stop and runs up to her and says
> "excuse me, are you from Australia?", to which the old lady replies "No, I
> am from New Zealand". The Sudanese man says to her "So where are all the
> Australians?". The old lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says "I don't
> know, probably at work."

Hahahah I love it :)

[Ext User(Uncle Bully)]

"SmakDaddy" <archangel@engineer.com> wrote in message
news:1143108362.742137@angel.amnet.net.au...
> Oh yeah?
>
> well take this one!
>
> A refugee from Sudan is finally granted his residency and is released onto
> the Sydney streets. He is so overjoyed, he runs up to 2 schoolgirls and
> says "Thank you so much for letting me into your great country!". The
> schoolgirls look at him and say "It is great, but we are from Japan!".
> Next the Sudanese man runs up to a young man he sees crossing a road, and
> says "Thank you SO much for letting me into your great country!". The
> young man says "it IS great, but I am from Lebanon!". Curious, the
> Sudanese man sees an old lady at a bus stop and runs up to her and says
> "excuse me, are you from Australia?", to which the old lady replies "No, I
> am from New Zealand". The Sudanese man says to her "So where are all the
> Australians?". The old lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says "I don't
> know, probably at work."

I think you missed the punchline there somewhere?

[Ext User(atec77)]

Uncle Bully wrote:
> "SmakDaddy" <archangel@engineer.com> wrote in message
> news:1143108362.742137@angel.amnet.net.au...
>> Oh yeah?
>>
>> well take this one!
>>
>> A refugee from Sudan is finally granted his residency and is released onto
>> the Sydney streets. He is so overjoyed, he runs up to 2 schoolgirls and
>> says "Thank you so much for letting me into your great country!". The
>> schoolgirls look at him and say "It is great, but we are from Japan!".
>> Next the Sudanese man runs up to a young man he sees crossing a road, and
>> says "Thank you SO much for letting me into your great country!". The
>> young man says "it IS great, but I am from Lebanon!". Curious, the
>> Sudanese man sees an old lady at a bus stop and runs up to her and says
>> "excuse me, are you from Australia?", to which the old lady replies "No, I
>> am from New Zealand". The Sudanese man says to her "So where are all the
>> Australians?". The old lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says "I don't
>> know, probably at work."
>
> I think you missed the punchline there somewhere?
>
>
>
Get a clue ya spaz .

[Ext User(budgie)]

On Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:10:56 GMT, "SmakDaddy" <archangel@engineer.com> wrote:

>Oh yeah?
>
>well take this one!
>
>A refugee from Sudan is finally granted his residency and is released onto
>the Sydney streets. He is so overjoyed, he runs up to 2 schoolgirls and says
>"Thank you so much for letting me into your great country!". The schoolgirls
>look at him and say "It is great, but we are from Japan!". Next the
>Sudanese man runs up to a young man he sees crossing a road, and says "Thank
>you SO much for letting me into your great country!". The young man says "it
>IS great, but I am from Lebanon!". Curious, the Sudanese man sees an old
>lady at a bus stop and runs up to her and says "excuse me, are you from
>Australia?", to which the old lady replies "No, I am from New Zealand". The
>Sudanese man says to her "So where are all the Australians?". The old lady
>looks at her watch, shrugs and says "I don't know, probably at work."

Sad but true.

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On 22 Mar 2006 16:28:39 -0800, "Spear and Magic Helmet"
<speed_saves@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

>The Bronze Rat

The Australian version (can't really remember it all) involved a rat
plague in Bondi - I think the target was either Jews or
aborigines.....

[Ext User(Crash Lander)]

"David Springthorpe" <david.springthorpe@idx.com.au> wrote in message
news:5ea622d6fmg9c9nptrua6gjtkk0nr9hop4@4ax.com...
> On 22 Mar 2006 16:28:39 -0800, "Spear and Magic Helmet"
> <speed_saves@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>>The Bronze Rat
>
> The Australian version (can't really remember it all) involved a rat
> plague in Bondi - I think the target was either Jews or
> aborigines.....

or of late, updated to another nationality altogether!
Crash Lander