AFL in doubt for 2006 = slightly OT

[Ext User(giovani)]

Purloined from another news list:

"It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be between
the Kangaroos and the Blues.

Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new IR
legislation rules out the Dockers/Port Power and the Asian bird flu
epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.

Any transfers to the Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be
quarantined for at least 12 months.

Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the
Demons or the Saints."

avagoodone
giovani

[Ext User(SG1)]

As the roos are a non feral species they may be hiding something more
insidious than bird flu, and as such have to be banned. Therefore the Blues
will win their only premiership of the 21st century.
Jim


"giovani" <mynick@ayeayeperiodnetperiodau> wrote in message
news:437b0241$0$10014$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
> Purloined from another news list:
>
> "It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be between
> the Kangaroos and the Blues.
>
> Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new IR
> legislation rules out the Dockers/Port Power and the Asian bird flu
> epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and
> Swans.
>
> Any transfers to the Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined
> for at least 12 months.
>
> Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the
> Demons or the Saints."
>
> avagoodone
> giovani

[Ext User(Gerrit 't Hart)]

"SG1" <lost@the.races.com> wrote in message
news:6PNef.19284$Hj2.10589@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> As the roos are a non feral species they may be hiding something more
> insidious than bird flu, and as such have to be banned. Therefore the
Blues
> will win their only premiership of the 21st century.
> Jim
>

Isn't it obvious even without this reasoning?

We chuck our national emblem on the barby and stand around it
drinking................

Gerrit

[Ext User(giovani)]

SG1 wrote:
> As the roos are a non feral species they may be hiding something more
> insidious than bird flu, and as such have to be banned. Therefore the Blues
> will win their only premiership of the 21st century.
> Jim

<snip>

lol
cruel - but funny

[Ext User(Footy Facts)]

"giovani" <mynick@ayeayeperiodnetperiodau> wrote in message news:437bc4cf$0$9982$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
> SG1 wrote:
>> As the roos are a non feral species they may be hiding something more insidious than bird flu, and as such have to be banned.
>> Therefore the Blues will win their only premiership of the 21st century.
>> Jim
>
> <snip>
>
> lol
> cruel - but funny

will win their <<first>> premiership of the 21st century.

gF

[Ext User(A Guy Called Tyketto)]

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Footy Facts <footyfacts@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> "giovani" <mynick@ayeayeperiodnetperiodau> wrote in message news:437bc4cf$0$9982$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>> SG1 wrote:
>>> As the roos are a non feral species they may be hiding something more insidious than bird flu, and as such have to be banned.
>>> Therefore the Blues will win their only premiership of the 21st century.
>>> Jim
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> lol
>> cruel - but funny
>
> will win their <<first>> premiership of the 21st century.
>
> gF

For a short moment, I read this as "will win their <<first>>
*membership* of the 21st century. ;)

BL.
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[Ext User(giovani)]

Footy Facts wrote:
> "giovani" <mynick@ayeayeperiodnetperiodau> wrote in message news:437bc4cf$0$9982$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>
>>SG1 wrote:
>>
>>>As the roos are a non feral species they may be hiding something more insidious than bird flu, and as such have to be banned.
>>>Therefore the Blues will win their only premiership of the 21st century.
>>>Jim
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>lol
>>cruel - but funny
>
>
> will win their <<first>> premiership of the 21st century.
>
> gF

Only 'cos (under these rules, as previously defined)they are playing
with themselves ;)

avagoodone
giovani

[Ext User(Epigram)]

On 11/17/2005 07:52:46 "Footy Facts" <footyfacts@yahoo.com> wrote:

> "giovani" <mynick@ayeayeperiodnetperiodau> wrote in message
> news:437bc4cf$0$9982$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...

>> SG1 wrote:

>>> As the roos are a non feral species they may be hiding something more
>>> insidious than bird flu, and as such have to be banned. Therefore the
>>> Blues will win their only premiership of the 21st century. Jim

>> lol cruel - but funny

> will win their <> premiership of the 21st century.

> gF

So you are saying Carrrlton will win their premiership before the 21st
century (well, duh!) and after the 21st century? 100 year is a long time
to wait!
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