Chuck Heston Vs Chuck Norris

[ASTG]

Who do you recon could kick whos ass?

I think it would be Heston, coz hes Heston, he could kick anyone

all them chuck norris jokes (when he does pushups, hjes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down) should be about Heston, coz Hestons the man......

Pointless Mark

[alstanwick]

Who's Chuck Heston?

[ASTG]

Who's Chuck Heston?
dude, hes on of the greatest actors ever, his roles include

Taylor in Planet of the apes
Neville in Omega Man,
Forgot His Name, in Soylent Green
and
MOSES in Ten Commandments!!!!!

[Tsargrad]

Personally Chuck Bronson could beat these chucks, but I went with Norris.

Hell he's WALKER TEXAS RANGER!!!

[ASTG]

Personally Chuck Bronson could beat these chucks, but I went with Norris.

Hell he's WALKER TEXAS RANGER!!!
come on, i cant believe you can sit there and tell me that walker could kick Moses in the ass

there is no way in hell heston could loose against norris, even if norris was wide awake and well rested, heston tired as hell coz he spent the last week killing hippies, hed still kick norris ass!!!

[Tsargrad]

You gotta remember Mr. Texas Ranger has a black belt.

Mind you Chuck Heston would kick his arse in a chariot race :D

[ASTG]

okay, walker has a blakc belt, MOSES HAS GOD!!!

[Tsargrad]

Fark God. Walker can enlist the power of the most powerful entity in the world to help him. And that my friend is MacGyver!

[ASTG]

God and Moses could kick Walker and Macguyver easily, they can di i without even breaking a sweat, i cant believe 7 people think norris would win against heston, come on guys, tihnk about it, heston makes norris look like a little girl

[EMCWheels]

God and Moses could kick Walker and Macguyver easily, they can di i without even breaking a sweat, i cant believe 7 people think norris would win against heston, come on guys, tihnk about it, heston makes norris look like a little girl
If all else failed Chick Norris would simply roundhouse-kick Charleton Heston in the head, and that, my friend, would be that.

*Gives BTPH a roundhouse kick to the head for even thinking someone could beat Chuck Norris, and then punches on!* :mad:

[ASTG]

emc, you really gotta change all them jokes u posted, i admit i had a good laugh at em, but we all know they were originally written about heston, hell heston could probably take a norris roundhouse kick in the head, then proceed to beat norris senseless..

[Kepha]

If we're talking about the real actors without any weapons, definitely Chuck Norris.

[Groggypoo]

BTPH.. mate... what are your smoking?

Chuck Heston is just a little sissy girl with natty girly locks when compared to Norris

[ASTG]

guys coem on, the only move norris has in his rep is the friggin roubdhouse kick, to be honest ive seen his roundhouse and its a little sloppy, heston can actually fight, heston will whoop that sissy little norris any time,

(and to answer ure question tobacco..... yes ive sadly quit quitting..... im still weed free though......)

[Groggypoo]

Norris could add some other moves, but if it ain't broke, why fix it?

[ASTG]

dsude, i jus said his kick is sloppy, meaning it is broke

[EMCWheels]

dsude, i jus said his kick is sloppy, meaning it is broke
In reply to that blasphemy, let me quote some of Chuck's biography, directly from The Chuck Norris Official Website (http://www.chucknorris.com/html/biog.html)

From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.

Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world.

In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.
You don't get those kind of accolades for having a "sloppy kick".

Enlighten yourself, grasshopper!

[Vampstar]

Can someone change the poll to Chuck and not Cuck please

[ASTG]

emc, dude, just because chuck beat up a few tae kwon do ppl, dont mean anything, hes kick is still slopy, if norris had any balls at all hed track me down and proove me wrong, but coz hes a little sissy girl he aint gonna do that

and lol vampstar, i had to reread the poll a couple of times before i saw where cuck was, it was unintentional, but i tihnk it shuold stay as is

[Groggypoo]

emc, dude, just because chuck beat up a few tae kwon do ppl, dont mean anything, hes kick is still slopy, if norris had any balls at all hed track me down and proove me wrong, but coz hes a little sissy girl he aint gonna do that

and lol vampstar, i had to reread the poll a couple of times before i saw where cuck was, it was unintentional, but i tihnk it shuold stay as is
You're so scared about insulting Chuck Norris that you can't even type properly. Your fingers are trembling that much, and your rubber pants are filled up that high.