Ext User(Oz)
09-05-2006, 07:43 PM
"novus" <blackbox@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
news:4456a657$1_4@news.chariot.net.au...
>I have been given permission by a higher authority (the wife) to buy an
>plasma or LCD screen provided that it can hang on the wall and have no
>clutter underneath it. Clutter is wife-speal for STBs, DVD players,
>amplifiers etc.. The clutter is to be on the other side of the room - 8m
>away. One option is to use the computer with appropriate cards as the
>control centre and possibly wireless speakers. It is a rented property so
>we can't access the wall cavity. Any suggestions would be welcome.
>
> novus
>
In all honesty I would be looking at the SWMBO decree of "No clutter" under
the new screen as her way of saying "NO PLASMA OR LCD"
I have found the little "Proviso's" that women use when they finally "cave
in" to repeated requests as just another way of saying NO!!
Oz
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news:4456a657$1_4@news.chariot.net.au...
>I have been given permission by a higher authority (the wife) to buy an
>plasma or LCD screen provided that it can hang on the wall and have no
>clutter underneath it. Clutter is wife-speal for STBs, DVD players,
>amplifiers etc.. The clutter is to be on the other side of the room - 8m
>away. One option is to use the computer with appropriate cards as the
>control centre and possibly wireless speakers. It is a rented property so
>we can't access the wall cavity. Any suggestions would be welcome.
>
> novus
>
In all honesty I would be looking at the SWMBO decree of "No clutter" under
the new screen as her way of saying "NO PLASMA OR LCD"
I have found the little "Proviso's" that women use when they finally "cave
in" to repeated requests as just another way of saying NO!!
Oz
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this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use & may be
ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, though
the kelpie next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you.
Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to
learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning
backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft.
However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself & your
computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you & your pets. If you have
received this email in error, please add some nutmeg & egg whites, whisk &
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