OT - New scam to be aware of

[Ext User(Noddy)]

Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of avoiding a
costly problem.

There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how it
works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to
your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They
both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible
not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back
seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.

Please beware!! :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(Scotty)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
news:44b218de$1@news.comindico.com.au...
> Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of avoiding
> a costly problem.
>
> There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how
> it works:
>
> Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to
> your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They
> both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
> their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is
> impossible
> not to look.
>
> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
> ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back
> seat.
>
> On the way, they start having sex with each other.
> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
> sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
> weekend.
>
> Please beware!! :)
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.
>
>

But do they help ya unload the car!?!?

[Ext User(Dan---)]

On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:07:43 +0000, Noddy wrote:


>
> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
> weekend.
>
> Please beware!! :)

Rotfl!
Love it!


--
Regards
Dan
Heaven is Hell.

[Ext User(CyBorg 0091)]

Noddy wrote:
> Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of avoiding a
> costly problem.
>
> There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how it
> works:
>
> Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to
> your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They
> both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
> their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible
> not to look.
>
> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
> ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back
> seat.
>
> On the way, they start having sex with each other.
> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
> sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
> weekend.
>
> Please beware!! :)
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.

Yeah they are normally blondes.......I see them about everywhere,stop
at lights,they want to get in the car with ya, if not they are tring to
suss if you are good target.
Turn on the radio,they run like hell.

....don't see them much in the 68 Mazda...its all for the good..I
assure you...all I can think of how much they could cost me in tax,as
they are sure to what to go home.
I learned a trick very quickly....don't own a car that dose not
standout...they can easily get into these cars unnoticed...if you
do..... put some cheap crome bling hub caps on,they leave you alone as
they think you are too young,if you put the 22's on,they think you are
married.
Got the standards they are after you.
Small minds.....
Serious unlike Noddy.......and policeman plod

[Ext User(the_dawg)]

Noddy wrote:

> Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of avoiding a
> costly problem.
>
> There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how it
> works:
>
> Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to
> your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They
> both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
> their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible
> not to look.
>
> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
> ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back
> seat.
>
> On the way, they start having sex with each other.
> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
> sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
> weekend.
>
> Please beware!! :)

Bunnings was into "used boxes", not "plastic bags", for their shoppers
"goods" - of course - though :-) Environmentally friendly they claim.
The mind boggles!

[Ext User(Bob Newbie)]

On 10 Jul 2006 03:15:14 -0700, "the_dawg"
<patrick@hilux.ace.unsw.EDU.AU> wrote:

>Bunnings was into "used boxes", not "plastic bags", for their shoppers
>"goods" - of course - though :-) Environmentally friendly they claim.
>The mind boggles!

Would you PLEASE keep your attention on the subject in hand ?

[Ext User(the_dawg)]

Bob Newbie wrote:
> On 10 Jul 2006 03:15:14 -0700, "the_dawg"
> <patrick@hilux.ace.unsw.EDU.AU> wrote:
>
> >Bunnings was into "used boxes", not "plastic bags", for their shoppers
> >"goods" - of course - though :-) Environmentally friendly they claim.
> >The mind boggles!
>
> Would you PLEASE keep your attention on the subject in hand ?

LOL! sorry. I just had a Bunnings moment of thought were I was once
stuck buying a lot of shite, no bag, and no bag available due to
policy,
and the used boxen bin had been ... well been used up. Royal PITA.

[Ext User(budgie)]

On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:13:16 +1000, "Scotty" <scoter1@warmmail.com> wrote:

>But do they help ya unload the car!?!?

Nope, they've already done all the unloading they are likely to do.

[Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)]

On 10 Jul 2006 03:55:03 -0700, the_dawg wrote:

> Bob Newbie wrote:
>> On 10 Jul 2006 03:15:14 -0700, "the_dawg"
>> <patrick@hilux.ace.unsw.EDU.AU> wrote:
>>
>>>Bunnings was into "used boxes", not "plastic bags", for their shoppers
>>>"goods" - of course - though :-) Environmentally friendly they claim.
>>>The mind boggles!
>>
>> Would you PLEASE keep your attention on the subject in hand ?
>
> LOL! sorry. I just had a Bunnings moment of thought were I was once
> stuck buying a lot of shite, no bag, and no bag available due to
> policy,
> and the used boxen bin had been ... well been used up. Royal PITA.



But seriously - they do actually SELL little green bags to carry the
stuff outa the store. Hell, they even sell about 20 varieties of
garbage bags. None of which being garden implement -proof, but I
digress....

Like they say - lower prices are just the beginning.

Of the ritual shafting of the public that is to follow (just as soon
as all the wee hardware merchants have gone to that great rip-off
heaven in the sky somewhere.)

--
Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Ext User(Steve Magee)]

"Dan---" <Nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.07.10.21.18.31.613033@nospam.com...
> On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:07:43 +0000, Noddy wrote:
>
>
>>
>> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
>> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
>> weekend.
>>
>> Please beware!! :)
>
> Rotfl!
> Love it!
>
>
> --
> Regards
> Dan
> Heaven is Hell.
>
Pissed myself larfing. Great one!!!

Steve

[Ext User(Fraser Johnston)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@dodo.com.au> wrote in message
news:44b218de$1@news.comindico.com.au...
> Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of avoiding a
> costly problem.
>
> There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how it
> works:
>
> Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to
> your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They
> both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
> their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible
> not to look.
>
> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
> ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back
> seat.
>
> On the way, they start having sex with each other.
> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
> sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
> weekend.
>
> Please beware!! :)

I just use a $2 wallet with $5 of change in it. Best money I ever spent. Then
again I've said too much.

Fraser

[Ext User(Ben Thomas)]

Noddy wrote:
> Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of avoiding a
> costly problem.
>
> There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how it
> works:
>
> Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to
> your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They
> both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
> their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible
> not to look.
>
> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
> ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back
> seat.
>
> On the way, they start having sex with each other.
> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
> sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
> weekend.
>
> Please beware!! :)
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.
>
>

Very gullible aren't you? When will you learn?

Ben

[Ext User(John_H)]

Ben Thomas wrote:
>
>Noddy wrote:
>>
>> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
>> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
>> weekend.

>Very gullible aren't you? When will you learn?

My thoughts exactly. It took eleven days before he scored twice on
the same day!

--
John H

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"John_H" <john4271@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:97j5b25ean2rn1ugof9o1cqck7h1g3lmdc@4ax.com...

> My thoughts exactly. It took eleven days before he scored twice on
> the same day!

:)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(Bob Newbie)]

On Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:59:48 +1000, John_H <john4271@hotmail.com>

>My thoughts exactly. It took eleven days before he scored twice on
>the same day!

Stop picking on him - Even God rested on the 7th day.....

[Ext User(David)]

Ben Thomas wrote:
> Noddy wrote:
>> Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of
>> avoiding a costly problem.
>>
>> There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's
>> how it works:
>>
>> Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to
>> your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They
>> both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
>> their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is
>> impossible
>> not to look.
>>
>> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
>> ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the
>> back
>> seat.
>>
>> On the way, they start having sex with each other.
>> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
>> sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>>
>> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
>> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
>> weekend.
>>
>> Please beware!! :)
>>
>> --
>> Regards,
>> Noddy.
>>
>>
>
> Very gullible aren't you? When will you learn?
>
> Ben

The whole story sounds a bit hard to swallow :-/

David

[Ext User(Scotty)]

"budgie" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:erh4b25o442qk1vispbrlh6egomeqb82jk@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:13:16 +1000, "Scotty" <scoter1@warmmail.com> wrote:
>
>>But do they help ya unload the car!?!?
>
> Nope, they've already done all the unloading they are likely to do.

And Noddies done his share as well.

[Ext User(Albm&ctd)]

In article <44b218de$1@news.comindico.com.au>, dg4163@dodo.com.au says...
> Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of avoiding a
> costly problem.
>
> There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how it
> works:
>
> Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to
> your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They
> both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with
> their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible
> not to look.
>
> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead
> ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back
> seat.
>
> On the way, they start having sex with each other.
> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
> sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
> 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
> weekend.
>
> Please beware!! :)
>
If it was but a dream, did you wake up all sticky?

Al
--
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It's more fun to insult everyone.
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