Astra badged

[Ext User(Clockmeister)]

The Astra got badged by a couple of cunts driving a white early model
Commodore wagon with number plate 1CCW182 whilst we were bushwalking near
Red Hill on Toodyay road.

They're probably from the shithole Stratton or surrounding areas, so if
anyone on the off chance sees that car or know the address where it lives
let me know please. I've reported the incident to the police since there is
a very good chance that they were disposing of unwanted stolen property in
the area.

[Ext User(Troy)]

Clockmeister wrote:
> The Astra got badged by a couple of cunts driving a white early model
> Commodore wagon with number plate 1CCW182 whilst we were bushwalking near
> Red Hill on Toodyay road.
>
> They're probably from the shithole Stratton or surrounding areas, so if
> anyone on the off chance sees that car or know the address where it lives
> let me know please. I've reported the incident to the police since there is
> a very good chance that they were disposing of unwanted stolen property in
> the area.
>
>
>

There was no damage to your car (other than the missing badge) I hope.

Troy.

[Ext User(ant)]

Clockmeister wrote:
> The Astra got badged by a couple of cunts driving a white early model
> Commodore wagon with number plate 1CCW182 whilst we were bushwalking
> near Red Hill on Toodyay road.
>
> They're probably from the shithole Stratton or surrounding areas, so
> if anyone on the off chance sees that car or know the address where
> it lives let me know please. I've reported the incident to the police
> since there is a very good chance that they were disposing of
> unwanted stolen property in the area.

The police won't do anything, as the evidence is "circumstantial". And as
for the stolen goods thing, they will assume the victims were insured and
issue them with numbers to use when claiming.

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ant

[Ext User(Clockmeister)]

"Troy" <user@example.net> wrote in message news:44cc9156@quokka.wn.com.au...
> Clockmeister wrote:
>> The Astra got badged by a couple of cunts driving a white early model
>> Commodore wagon with number plate 1CCW182 whilst we were bushwalking near
>> Red Hill on Toodyay road.
>>
>> They're probably from the shithole Stratton or surrounding areas, so if
>> anyone on the off chance sees that car or know the address where it lives
>> let me know please. I've reported the incident to the police since there
>> is a very good chance that they were disposing of unwanted stolen
>> property in the area.
>>
>>
>>
>
> There was no damage to your car (other than the missing badge) I hope.
>

Screwdriver markes in the tailgate. The cops can't do anything, but if I
find the cunts they had better watch out.

[Ext User(the_dawg)]

Clockmeister wrote:

> Screwdriver markes in the tailgate. The cops can't do anything, but if I
> find the cunts they had better watch out.

Yup, anyone that touches your personal property is
legal game in me mind, however anyone even thinking
touching me 'lux better watch out - even if I am a sad
fecking thin scrawnly cunt.

[Ext User(ant)]

the_dawg wrote:
> Clockmeister wrote:
>
>> Screwdriver markes in the tailgate. The cops can't do anything, but
>> if I find the cunts they had better watch out.
>
> Yup, anyone that touches your personal property is
> legal game in me mind, however anyone even thinking
> touching me 'lux better watch out - even if I am a sad
> fecking thin scrawnly cunt.

Yeah! You can BITE them!

Frigging peacock was on my car the other day. They weigh a ton, with sharp
claws, and my soft-top (brand bloody new) was sagging. And the rotten thing
wasn't getting off in a hurry, even with me yelling and swearing at it.
Vandals.


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ant

[Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)]

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 21:12:13 +1000, ant wrote:

> the_dawg wrote:
>> Clockmeister wrote:
>>
>>> Screwdriver markes in the tailgate. The cops can't do anything, but
>>> if I find the cunts they had better watch out.
>>
>> Yup, anyone that touches your personal property is
>> legal game in me mind, however anyone even thinking
>> touching me 'lux better watch out - even if I am a sad
>> fecking thin scrawnly cunt.
>
> Yeah! You can BITE them!
>
> Frigging peacock was on my car the other day. They weigh a ton, with sharp
> claws, and my soft-top (brand bloody new) was sagging. And the rotten thing
> wasn't getting off in a hurry, even with me yelling and swearing at it.
> Vandals.

Local bloke had Peacocks.
Noisy useless and stupid birds.
His neighbour always said if they arrived at his place even
fleetingly, he'd shoot the bastards.
Fortunately, rural block sizes almost defused the matter - but not
quite, because:
They did.
And he did.
Every time one trespassed.

Piss funny.

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Toby.
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur

[Ext User(ant)]

Toby Ponsenby wrote:
> On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 21:12:13 +1000, ant wrote:
>
>> the_dawg wrote:
>>> Clockmeister wrote:
>>>
>>>> Screwdriver markes in the tailgate. The cops can't do anything, but
>>>> if I find the cunts they had better watch out.
>>>
>>> Yup, anyone that touches your personal property is
>>> legal game in me mind, however anyone even thinking
>>> touching me 'lux better watch out - even if I am a sad
>>> fecking thin scrawnly cunt.
>>
>> Yeah! You can BITE them!
>>
>> Frigging peacock was on my car the other day. They weigh a ton, with
>> sharp claws, and my soft-top (brand bloody new) was sagging. And the
>> rotten thing wasn't getting off in a hurry, even with me yelling and
>> swearing at it. Vandals.
>
> Local bloke had Peacocks.
> Noisy useless and stupid birds.
> His neighbour always said if they arrived at his place even
> fleetingly, he'd shoot the bastards.
> Fortunately, rural block sizes almost defused the matter - but not
> quite, because:
> They did.
> And he did.
> Every time one trespassed.
>
> Piss funny.

yeah, they're not ours, they just arrive every day. With the geese.

I wonder if they're good eatin'? they ate them in mediaeval times.
Stupid idiots, the fox always gets them in the end. I guess they're good
eatin'.


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ant

[Ext User(atec77)]

ant wrote:
> Toby Ponsenby wrote:
>> On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 21:12:13 +1000, ant wrote:
>>
>>> the_dawg wrote:
>>>> Clockmeister wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Screwdriver markes in the tailgate. The cops can't do anything, but
>>>>> if I find the cunts they had better watch out.
>>>> Yup, anyone that touches your personal property is
>>>> legal game in me mind, however anyone even thinking
>>>> touching me 'lux better watch out - even if I am a sad
>>>> fecking thin scrawnly cunt.
>>> Yeah! You can BITE them!
>>>
>>> Frigging peacock was on my car the other day. They weigh a ton, with
>>> sharp claws, and my soft-top (brand bloody new) was sagging. And the
>>> rotten thing wasn't getting off in a hurry, even with me yelling and
>>> swearing at it. Vandals.
>> Local bloke had Peacocks.
>> Noisy useless and stupid birds.
>> His neighbour always said if they arrived at his place even
>> fleetingly, he'd shoot the bastards.
>> Fortunately, rural block sizes almost defused the matter - but not
>> quite, because:
>> They did.
>> And he did.
>> Every time one trespassed.
>>
>> Piss funny.
>
> yeah, they're not ours, they just arrive every day. With the geese.
>
> I wonder if they're good eatin'? they ate them in mediaeval times.
> Stupid idiots, the fox always gets them in the end. I guess they're good
> eatin'.
>
>
SLow roasted with walnuts and gravy MMMmmm