jaguar daimler excelence

[Ext User(bigears)]

so now you want more!
jags give you everything that you ever dreamed of ,
grace , pace , and peace of mind.
Prince Charles drives one,
Prince Philip does to
her majesty has 3 in the mews
Harry wants a mk 2 and William lusts for more of the most graceful body
ever made
Yes its by royal command
now I bet this will get even the most simple of noddys going.
hosta la vista
this news group needs a liven up!
Btw my tyres are at 33 psi a and oil pressure is up to
ohhhh

[Ext User(Albm&ctd)]

In article <451521b9@grungy>, kennylands@hotmail.com says...
> so now you want more!
> jags give you everything that you ever dreamed of ,
> grace , pace , and peace of mind.
> Prince Charles drives one,
> Prince Philip does to
> her majesty has 3 in the mews
> Harry wants a mk 2 and William lusts for more of the most graceful body
> ever made
> Yes its by royal command
> now I bet this will get even the most simple of noddys going.
> hosta la vista
> this news group needs a liven up!
> Btw my tyres are at 33 psi a and oil pressure is up to
> ohhhh
>
Have you ever considered an excellent Mitsubishi Magna?

Al
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[Ext User(atec 77)]

Albm&ctd wrote:
> In article <451521b9@grungy>, kennylands@hotmail.com says...
>> so now you want more!
>> jags give you everything that you ever dreamed of ,
>> grace , pace , and peace of mind.
>> Prince Charles drives one,
>> Prince Philip does to
>> her majesty has 3 in the mews
>> Harry wants a mk 2 and William lusts for more of the most graceful body
>> ever made
>> Yes its by royal command
>> now I bet this will get even the most simple of noddys going.
>> hosta la vista
>> this news group needs a liven up!
>> Btw my tyres are at 33 psi a and oil pressure is up to
>> ohhhh
>>
> Have you ever considered an excellent Mitsubishi Magna?
>
>


Let the group know if an one ever gets built

[Ext User(bigears)]

They were famous for their silent shaft motors, very smooth and almost
jaguar like.:-)

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"bigears" <kennylands@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:451521b9@grungy...

> so now you want more!

But wait, there's *still* more....

> jags give you everything that you ever dreamed of ,
> grace , pace , and peace of mind.

And rust, oil leaks, and an empty wallet.

> Prince Charles drives one,

And we all know how sharp he is don't we?

> Prince Philip does to

Another Lamington.

> her majesty has 3 in the mews

She has Corgi's as well.

> Harry wants a mk 2 and William lusts for more of the most graceful body
> ever made

There's no accounting for taste.

> Yes its by royal command

So was Charles' marriage to Horse face :)

> now I bet this will get even the most simple of noddys going.

No, it just shows what a clueless fuckwit you are.

> hosta la vista
> this news group needs a liven up!
> Btw my tyres are at 33 psi a and oil pressure is up to
> ohhhh

Get help.

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Noddy.

[Ext User(Athol)]

bigears <kennylands@hotmail.com> wrote:

Fuck off you useless wanker troll.

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Fuck off cunt eyes.



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[Ext User(Albm&ctd)]

In article <4515336f@grungy>, kennylands@hotmail.com says...
> They were famous for their silent shaft motors, very smooth and almost
> jaguar like.:-)
>
I'm sorry sir, your free insultation has ended. You will have to send me
large sums of insults to be replied to in future. See link below.

Al
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[Ext User(John McKenzie)]

Noddy wrote:
>
> > jags give you everything that you ever dreamed of ,
> > grace , pace , and peace of mind.
>
> And rust, oil leaks, and an empty wallet.

Why didn't Jaguar ever manufacture televisions?

they couldn't figure out how to make em leak oil.

> > Prince Charles drives one,
>
> And we all know how sharp he is don't we?

With the money at his disposal, you could _almost_ keep one on the road
permanently.


> She has Corgi's as well.

The oompa-loompa pit bull.


> > Harry wants a mk 2 and William lusts for more of the most graceful body
> > ever made
>
> There's no accounting for taste.

What do you expect from some bastard (a joke within a joke ha ha) who
dresses up in a gestapo outfit.

> > Yes its by royal command
>
> So was Charles' marriage to Horse face :)

You've gotta admit the corgis are sexier by far.


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[Ext User(Ron)]

John McKenzie <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in
news:451628B9.3E57@alphalink.com.au:

> Noddy wrote:
>>
>> > jags give you everything that you ever dreamed of ,
>> > grace , pace , and peace of mind.
>>
>> And rust, oil leaks, and an empty wallet.
>
> Why didn't Jaguar ever manufacture televisions?
>
> they couldn't figure out how to make em leak oil.
>
>> > Prince Charles drives one,
>>
>> And we all know how sharp he is don't we?
>
> With the money at his disposal, you could _almost_ keep one on the
> road permanently.
>

Last I heard, "Charlie" drives an Aston Martin and
Philip has a Range Rover!

Ron

[Ext User(Albm&ctd)]

In article <451628B9.3E57@alphalink.com.au>, jmac@alphalink.com.au
says...
> Noddy wrote:
> >
> > > jags give you everything that you ever dreamed of ,
> > > grace , pace , and peace of mind.
> >
> > And rust, oil leaks, and an empty wallet.
>
> Why didn't Jaguar ever manufacture televisions?
>
> they couldn't figure out how to make em leak oil.
>
Maybe they could have asked Lucas to make some oil filled capacitors
or transformers that squirt out PCB's when they get hot.

Al
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It's more fun to insult everyone.
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[Ext User(Ron)]

Albm&ctd <alb_mandctdNOWMD@connexus.net.au> wrote in
news:MPG.1f81d730ba4be959989b40@news.readfreenews. net:

> In article <451628B9.3E57@alphalink.com.au>, jmac@alphalink.com.au
> says...
>> Noddy wrote:
>> >
>> > > jags give you everything that you ever dreamed of ,
>> > > grace , pace , and peace of mind.
>> >
>> > And rust, oil leaks, and an empty wallet.
>>
>> Why didn't Jaguar ever manufacture televisions?
>>
>> they couldn't figure out how to make em leak oil.
>>
> Maybe they could have asked Lucas to make some oil filled capacitors
> or transformers that squirt out PCB's when they get hot.
>
> Al

They did, do you want some?

Pleases send leak proof container as they do in fact leak!

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On 25 Sep 2006 04:50:42 GMT, Ron <X101@newsguy.com> scribbled thusly:
>>>
>> Maybe they could have asked Lucas to make some oil filled capacitors
>> or transformers that squirt out PCB's when they get hot.
>>
>> Al
>
>They did, do you want some?
>
>Pleases send leak proof container as they do in fact leak!

Ron has a dozen or so stored in his garage .... explains a lot.


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