My Toilet

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the time
I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
numbers to see which option will use less water.

Thanks.

[Ext User(mitch)]

"David Springthorpe" <ds@ds.com> wrote in message
news:12heruvqhms4c11@corp.supernews.com...
> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the
> time I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
> Thanks.

Just save your poops up for work...... easy fixed.

Mitch

[VYBerlinaV8]

It depends on how many revs you have on board when you drop the clutch. Perhaps an oversize length of flush pipe and a chamfered S-bend will get you over the line.

Hot rodding a dunny to handle oversized dumps sounds like a charming weekend project.

[Ext User(alan kyder)]

David Springthorpe wrote:
> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the time
> I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
> Thanks.
>
>

Drink Draino 2 times a day and call me in the morning

[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

David Springthorpe wrote:
> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the time
> I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.

Hmmm, 5 might be a tad too much, however not by a lot, and
is a good option.

It's 9 litre option may be a good choice too. You could flush only
every 2nd time (pour some flower smelling something over it after
first use after a flush).

Might be a rare time that you would have to do a double flush
on the 9 litre, however eat food that makes them a little more runny
and all should be good.

Bugger it. Piss in a bucket and just use that combined with
the 3 litre flush.

[Ext User(Dave E)]

"David Springthorpe" <ds@ds.com> wrote in message
news:12heruvqhms4c11@corp.supernews.com...
> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the
> time I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
> Thanks.

Hi David,

ASSumption #1: all your shits are big, so you shit 62% of the time you go to
the toilet => you piss 38% of the time
ie. flush twice at 6 litres 62.5% of the time, once at 3 litres the rest

ASSumption #2: a 9 litre flush will send your best efforts around the bend
and on their way.

So: 6/3 means an average disposal of 8.58 litres of water
and 9/5 means an average disposal of 7.48 litres of water

You would have to take 9/5.

Cheers,
Dave E (Sydney)
(Glad I didn't do my quant finance masters for nothing...)
(I'm sure someone much sharper than me will see an error in my calcs... )

[Ext User(LandLord)]

"David Springthorpe" <ds@ds.com> wrote in message
news:12heruvqhms4c11@corp.supernews.com...
> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the
> time I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
> Thanks.
You should know. After all you are a Big Shit!!

[Ext User(feral)]

the_dawggie wrote:

> Bugger it. Piss in a bucket and just use that combined with
> the 3 litre flush.

No, no, no. you pour that on the tomato's.
Geezuz you aus car mutts know nuthen.

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[Ext User(atec 77)]

David Springthorpe wrote:
> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the time
> I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
> Thanks.
>
>
Eat some phylium hulls.
Then self immolate

[Ext User(^Temuchin^)]

David Springthorpe wrote:
> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the time
> I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
> Thanks.
>
>

Do it in the bus lane when the cop stops you



Did you see this kids message to you

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[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

feral wrote:
> the_dawggie wrote:
>
> > Bugger it. Piss in a bucket and just use that combined with
> > the 3 litre flush.
>
> No, no, no. you pour that on the tomato's.
> Geezuz you aus car mutts know nuthen.

Ewww. I'll bear it in mind to wash them from now on.

It's also a bit of a trick question. You could argue 62% of
the time is 62% of a shite, which requires less than 3 l,
or you could argue that bugger all over 3 litres is required
as 62% is 6% of shite volume ... or ... the mind boggles.

Errr, I'll stop now as my brain hurts, and I'm getting
grossed out.

Go with the 5 l flush, while "ooops - feck, have to
wait for the stupid thing to fill up again" look is something
far less than a PITA at the time, it's still not a good look.

[Ext User(ShazWozza)]

David Springthorpe wrote:

> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the
> time I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
> Thanks.

You need to get your dunny bowl intake area ported and polished. This will
allow you to back out even the largest loads using a minimal amount of
water.

[Ext User(Ron)]

"David Springthorpe" <ds@ds.com> wrote in
news:12heruvqhms4c11@corp.supernews.com:

> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of
> the time I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big
> shits down. The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone
> please crunch the numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
> Thanks.
>
>

Don't eat so much!

BTW, the small flush can be adjusted. It has a screw on top that does it.

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:45:15 +1000, "Dave E" <dave@a.b.c> wrote:

>Hi David,

NOT ME - some little shit purloining my name.....!!!!!

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:46:44 +1000, " LandLord" <apub@sydney> wrote:

> You should know. After all you are a Big Shit!!

NOT ME - some little shit purloining my name.....!!!!!

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:07:09 +1000, ^Temuchin^
<nobeerforyou@temuchins.org> wrote:

>Do it in the bus lane when the cop stops you


NOT ME - some little shit purloining my name.....!!!!!

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:57:50 +1000, "David Springthorpe" <ds@ds.com>
scribbled thusly:

>The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the time
>I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
>The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
>numbers to see which option will use less water.
>
>Thanks.
>
Seriously?
Call a plumber...either the cistern is not delivering a full flush, or
the thing is installed wrong...does the outlet go thru the floor,
straight out the back, or out the side?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Darkfalz)]

David Springthorpe wrote:
> The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the time
> I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
> The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
> numbers to see which option will use less water.

Got a similar problem. Moved into a new place, and the cistern is very
small. Even so it's still got a "half flush" mode (which is just a hold
to flush, rather than full flush).

Anyway, I have to flush twice in the morning after you know what
because there's usually some left over. Doesn't seem to be much
thorough testing in the toilet engineering business.

Although with such a small cistern, at least I don't feel bad flushing
every time I pee, because it's not using such a massive amount of water.

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:57:50 +1000, "David Springthorpe" <ds@ds.com>
wrote:

>The cistern of my toilet has dual 6/3 litre flush capacity. 62% of the time
>I need to flush twice (at 6 litres) to get all of my big shits down.
>The cistern can be altered to 9/5 litres. Can someone please crunch the
>numbers to see which option will use less water.

Compare the full headers between myself (the real DS) and the devious
pretend DS you will see many differences.....

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On 25 Sep 2006 02:27:06 -0700, "Darkfalz" <darkfalz79@gmail.com>

>Got a similar problem. Moved into a new place, and the cistern is very
>small. Even so it's still got a "half flush" mode (which is just a hold
>to flush, rather than full flush).
>
>Anyway, I have to flush twice in the morning after you know what
>because there's usually some left over. Doesn't seem to be much
>thorough testing in the toilet engineering business.
>
>Although with such a small cistern, at least I don't feel bad flushing
>every time I pee, because it's not using such a massive amount of water.

"Mummy, can I lick the bowl.....?"
"No dear, pull the chain like everyone else....."