Mitsubishi website

[Ext User(Andy)]

http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp

What a disaster. Wont load half the time. And then try finding details
on the 380. Beggars belief.

Are the pimple faced IT monkeys not being fed?

[Ext User(Dan---)]

"Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161081412.019753.316140@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
> http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
>
> What a disaster. Wont load half the time. And then try finding details
> on the 380. Beggars belief.
>
> Are the pimple faced IT monkeys not being fed?

Bandwidth eating waste of time.


--
Regards
Dan

[Ext User(Steve)]

loads ok 4 me dipshit

[Ext User(Andy)]

Steve wrote:
> loads ok 4 me dipshit

Awwwwww its an IT minkey.

[Ext User(Bob)]

hey shitbrain

click on vehicles>large>380

you ain't got to be a rocket scientist to work that out.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On 17 Oct 2006 03:36:52 -0700, "Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com>
scribbled thusly:

>http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
>
>What a disaster. Wont load half the time. And then try finding details
>on the 380. Beggars belief.
>
>Are the pimple faced IT monkeys not being fed?

That's wot happens when you get a really crap ISP.
You need to look elsewhere.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Andy)]

Bob wrote:
> hey shitbrain
>
> click on vehicles>large>380
>
> you ain't got to be a rocket scientist to work that out.

Try clicking the "380" in the middle of the page.

They obviously had a minkey set it up.

[Ext User(John_H)]

OzOne <> wrote:
>
>On 17 Oct 2006 03:36:52 -0700, "Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com>
>scribbled thusly:
>>
>>http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
>>
>>What a disaster. Wont load half the time. And then try finding details
>>on the 380. Beggars belief.
>>
>>Are the pimple faced IT monkeys not being fed?
>
>That's wot happens when you get a really crap ISP.
>You need to look elsewhere.

Some of us don't have that choice!

I went looking for details of the Triton when I was looking for a new
ute a few weeks back and gave up in disgust long before I found what I
was looking for. It's easily the most frustrating and shit awful car
manufacturer's site I've ever tried to access.

It didn't necessarily cost them the sale but it wasn't a good start.
I also spent considerably more time at the Mitsu dealer's than any
other make I looked at... mainly because I went in cold. I already
had the specifications on the available alternatives.

The salesman's constant running down of the Hilux (which he obviously
considered the greatest threat) plus excuses for the 380's sales
performance were the last straw. I eventually walked out when he went
off to attend to someone else. I didn't buy a Hilux either.

You can but take 'em as you find 'em!

--
John H

[Ext User(Bob)]

Please tell us where the 380 is in the middle of the page which you posted?

http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp


bob




"Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161162384.786035.212060@m7g2000cwm.googlegro ups.com...
>
> Bob wrote:
>> hey shitbrain
>>
>> click on vehicles>large>380
>>
>> you ain't got to be a rocket scientist to work that out.
>
> Try clicking the "380" in the middle of the page.
>
> They obviously had a minkey set it up.
>

[Ext User(Andy)]

Bob wrote:
> Please tell us where the 380 is in the middle of the page which you posted?
>
> http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
>
>
> bob

well when i click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I get redirected to
www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index3.jsp

there I see a picture of a 380 just below the words "The Mitsubishi
Range" and next to the picture there is a 380.

That is on one computer. The other computer does not allow flash pages
and when I click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I see nothing.

As I said minkeys.




>
>
>
>
> "Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1161162384.786035.212060@m7g2000cwm.googlegro ups.com...
> >
> > Bob wrote:
> >> hey shitbrain
> >>
> >> click on vehicles>large>380
> >>
> >> you ain't got to be a rocket scientist to work that out.
> >
> > Try clicking the "380" in the middle of the page.
> >
> > They obviously had a minkey set it up.
> >

[Ext User(Noddy)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:a5rbj2trrrgfmk4747ogrb9846fa8l4gbj@4ax.com...

> That's wot happens when you get a really crap ISP.
> You need to look elsewhere.

Most people who have bothered to look at MMAL's site have found it a
completely fucking useless abomination, and that includes a fair few around
here.

Given the variety of ISP's used in this group alone, there must be a lot of
crap ones out there, or MMAL has designed their website specifically so only
radical left wing pinko pseudo intellectual commy elitist gay whale
aboriginal cunts can view it.

Little surprise that they sell 3 cars a day when they can't even organise a
webpage the average Joe can access without drama's :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(Andy)]

Noddy nospam wrote:
> <OzOne> wrote in message news:a5rbj2trrrgfmk4747ogrb9846fa8l4gbj@4ax.com...
>
> > That's wot happens when you get a really crap ISP.
> > You need to look elsewhere.
>
> Most people who have bothered to look at MMAL's site have found it a
> completely fucking useless abomination, and that includes a fair few around
> here.
>
> Given the variety of ISP's used in this group alone, there must be a lot of
> crap ones out there, or MMAL has designed their website specifically so only
> radical left wing pinko pseudo intellectual commy elitist gay whale
> aboriginal cunts can view it.
>
> Little surprise that they sell 3 cars a day when they can't even organise a
> webpage the average Joe can access without drama's :)
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.

Good good Noddy, I am in luv with you.

[Ext User(Andy)]

Andy wrote:
> Bob wrote:
> > Please tell us where the 380 is in the middle of the page which you posted?
> >
> > http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
> >
> >
> > bob
>
> well when i click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I get redirected to
> www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index3.jsp
>
> there I see a picture of a 380 just below the words "The Mitsubishi
> Range" and next to the picture there is a 380.
>
> That is on one computer. The other computer does not allow flash pages
> and when I click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I see nothing.
>
> As I said minkeys.
>
>


And okay when I click on the other computer on the "index_noflash.jsp"
I still get nothing.

And on the primary computer when I click on "index_noflash.jsp" it say
very clearly that I "must" have Flash 7 installed (funny I have Flash 8
installed).

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On 18 Oct 2006 03:30:03 -0700, "Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com>
scribbled thusly:

>
>Andy wrote:
>> Bob wrote:
>> > Please tell us where the 380 is in the middle of the page which you posted?
>> >
>> > http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
>> >
>> >
>> > bob
>>
>> well when i click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I get redirected to
>> www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index3.jsp
>>
>> there I see a picture of a 380 just below the words "The Mitsubishi
>> Range" and next to the picture there is a 380.
>>
>> That is on one computer. The other computer does not allow flash pages
>> and when I click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I see nothing.
>>
>> As I said minkeys.
>>
>>
>
>
>And okay when I click on the other computer on the "index_noflash.jsp"
>I still get nothing.

Well it's obviously a POS......maybe a new one required.
>
>And on the primary computer when I click on "index_noflash.jsp" it say
>very clearly that I "must" have Flash 7 installed (funny I have Flash 8
>installed).

So what, in your idiocy you then decided NOT to view the site?
Guess what with 8 installed it works too!

Are you always so reluctant to use your brain?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Dan---)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
news:4536003f@news.comindico.com.au...
>
> <OzOne> wrote in message
> news:a5rbj2trrrgfmk4747ogrb9846fa8l4gbj@4ax.com...
>
>> That's wot happens when you get a really crap ISP.
>> You need to look elsewhere.

Now I have fucking read everything blaming an ISP for mmal crook website.
Like a musician blaming his/her instruments for shit music.

>
> Most people who have bothered to look at MMAL's site have found it a
> completely fucking useless abomination, and that includes a fair few
> around here.

I have seen better websites with 404 errors than that one. :-)

> Given the variety of ISP's used in this group alone, there must be a lot
> of crap ones out there, or MMAL has designed their website specifically so
> only radical left wing pinko pseudo intellectual commy elitist gay whale
> aboriginal cunts can view it.

LOL.

> Little surprise that they sell 3 cars a day when they can't even organise
> a webpage the average Joe can access without drama's :)
>

They need a new slogan.
Mitsubishi Aim to Fail. :-)

--
Regards
Dan.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:36:07 +1000, "Dan---" <iamgod@nospam.com>
scribbled thusly:

>"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
>news:4536003f@news.comindico.com.au...
>>
>> <OzOne> wrote in message
>> news:a5rbj2trrrgfmk4747ogrb9846fa8l4gbj@4ax.com...
>>
>>> That's wot happens when you get a really crap ISP.
>>> You need to look elsewhere.
>
>Now I have fucking read everything blaming an ISP for mmal crook website.
>Like a musician blaming his/her instruments for shit music.

What?
I have no dramas loading the MMAL website using Firefox, IE and
Navigator.
Maybe it's just crap PCs....I apologise.




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Andy)]

OzOne wrote:
> On 18 Oct 2006 03:30:03 -0700, "Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com>
> scribbled thusly:
>
> >
> >Andy wrote:
> >> Bob wrote:
> >> > Please tell us where the 380 is in the middle of the page which you posted?
> >> >
> >> > http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > bob
> >>
> >> well when i click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I get redirected to
> >> www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index3.jsp
> >>
> >> there I see a picture of a 380 just below the words "The Mitsubishi
> >> Range" and next to the picture there is a 380.
> >>
> >> That is on one computer. The other computer does not allow flash pages
> >> and when I click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I see nothing.
> >>
> >> As I said minkeys.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >And okay when I click on the other computer on the "index_noflash.jsp"
> >I still get nothing.
>
> Well it's obviously a POS......maybe a new one required.
> >
> >And on the primary computer when I click on "index_noflash.jsp" it say
> >very clearly that I "must" have Flash 7 installed (funny I have Flash 8
> >installed).
>
> So what, in your idiocy you then decided NOT to view the site?
> Guess what with 8 installed it works too!

How hard is it for a fuckwit to understand that even with Flash 8
installed, it is fucked? Oh I forgot you are only half a fuckwit.


>
> Are you always so reluctant to use your brain?

Pull your hand out of your arse for once, and let something worthwhile
out.


>
>
> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>
> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Andy)]

OzOne wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:36:07 +1000, "Dan---" <iamgod@nospam.com>
> scribbled thusly:
>
> >"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
> >news:4536003f@news.comindico.com.au...
> >>
> >> <OzOne> wrote in message
> >> news:a5rbj2trrrgfmk4747ogrb9846fa8l4gbj@4ax.com...
> >>
> >>> That's wot happens when you get a really crap ISP.
> >>> You need to look elsewhere.
> >
> >Now I have fucking read everything blaming an ISP for mmal crook website.
> >Like a musician blaming his/her instruments for shit music.
>
> What?
> I have no dramas loading the MMAL website using Firefox, IE and
> Navigator.
> Maybe it's just crap PCs....I apologise.
>
>
>


Well Mitsu should tailor for the lowest common denominator.

Oppps they already do, for you.


>
> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>
> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Bob)]

Andy.
I cannot understand, I also have flash 8 installed and it is working fine
here.

bob


"Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161168370.148190.129930@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
>
> OzOne wrote:
>> On 18 Oct 2006 03:30:03 -0700, "Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com>
>> scribbled thusly:
>>
>> >
>> >Andy wrote:
>> >> Bob wrote:
>> >> > Please tell us where the 380 is in the middle of the page which you
>> >> > posted?
>> >> >
>> >> > http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > bob
>> >>
>> >> well when i click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I get redirected to
>> >> www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index3.jsp
>> >>
>> >> there I see a picture of a 380 just below the words "The Mitsubishi
>> >> Range" and next to the picture there is a 380.
>> >>
>> >> That is on one computer. The other computer does not allow flash
>> >> pages
>> >> and when I click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I see nothing.
>> >>
>> >> As I said minkeys.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >And okay when I click on the other computer on the "index_noflash.jsp"
>> >I still get nothing.
>>
>> Well it's obviously a POS......maybe a new one required.
>> >
>> >And on the primary computer when I click on "index_noflash.jsp" it say
>> >very clearly that I "must" have Flash 7 installed (funny I have Flash 8
>> >installed).
>>
>> So what, in your idiocy you then decided NOT to view the site?
>> Guess what with 8 installed it works too!
>
> How hard is it for a fuckwit to understand that even with Flash 8
> installed, it is fucked? Oh I forgot you are only half a fuckwit.
>
>
>>
>> Are you always so reluctant to use your brain?
>
> Pull your hand out of your arse for once, and let something worthwhile
> out.
>
>
>>
>>
>> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>>
>> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
>

[Ext User(Bob)]

I think you should read this. oh great one


http://capitalhead.com/articles/click-to-activate-and-use-this-control---kb912812.aspx




"Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161168370.148190.129930@f16g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
>
> OzOne wrote:
>> On 18 Oct 2006 03:30:03 -0700, "Andy" <pandoraandypandy@hotmail.com>
>> scribbled thusly:
>>
>> >
>> >Andy wrote:
>> >> Bob wrote:
>> >> > Please tell us where the 380 is in the middle of the page which you
>> >> > posted?
>> >> >
>> >> > http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index_noflash.jsp
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > bob
>> >>
>> >> well when i click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I get redirected to
>> >> www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au/mitssite/jsp/pages/index3.jsp
>> >>
>> >> there I see a picture of a 380 just below the words "The Mitsubishi
>> >> Range" and next to the picture there is a 380.
>> >>
>> >> That is on one computer. The other computer does not allow flash
>> >> pages
>> >> and when I click on www.mitsubishi-motors.com.au I see nothing.
>> >>
>> >> As I said minkeys.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >And okay when I click on the other computer on the "index_noflash.jsp"
>> >I still get nothing.
>>
>> Well it's obviously a POS......maybe a new one required.
>> >
>> >And on the primary computer when I click on "index_noflash.jsp" it say
>> >very clearly that I "must" have Flash 7 installed (funny I have Flash 8
>> >installed).
>>
>> So what, in your idiocy you then decided NOT to view the site?
>> Guess what with 8 installed it works too!
>
> How hard is it for a fuckwit to understand that even with Flash 8
> installed, it is fucked? Oh I forgot you are only half a fuckwit.
>
>
>>
>> Are you always so reluctant to use your brain?
>
> Pull your hand out of your arse for once, and let something worthwhile
> out.
>
>
>>
>>
>> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>>
>> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
>