Would u forgive your wife, nasty photo for revheads......

[Ext User(mf1@project1221.com中华人民共和国)]

**Read email then look at photo below**

"To My Darling Husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really
didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.[Read i
wish i had died, he is going to kill me anyway...]

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent, but the pick-up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.[Love "bumped", busy playing with
herself no doubt and lost the plot]

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweet-heart.[Load of crap, dumb blonde american skank]

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
[Before you put a bullet through my tiny brain {but not before we have
one last shag:-)}]

- Your Loving Wife"
Pfffffffffffffft

http://news.windingroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/small-pickup-incident.jpg

OUCH

[Ext User(Derek)]

"To My Darling Husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really
http://news.windingroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/small-pickup-incident
..jpg

Actually a closer inspection of the picture reveals that the car drove in
under the pickup.