women drivers and car-jacking

[Ext User(John McKenzie)]

I've got to admit, it made me laugh.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html




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John McKenzie wrote:
> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
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> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html
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Considering how many of the "boys " are it's sad , either way the
perpetrator deserves a kick in the C&*t

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On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:47:59 +1000, John McKenzie wrote:

> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html

Now that's fucking funny!

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"John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
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> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html

An automatic darwin award nomination for that one. :-)


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"Dan---" <iamgod@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> "John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
> news:4536065F.1BAD@alphalink.com.au...
>> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>>
>> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html
>
> An automatic darwin award nomination for that one. :-)
>
>
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> Dan
>

You have to die to be nominated for the Darwin awards. So perhaps if she was
unable to drive the manual, attempted to do so anyway, then promptly ran off
the road and died, yes, she'd be up for a Darwin.

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"John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
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> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html

Classic :)

Millennial Generation criminals are going to be *so* fucking funny :)

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[Ext User(Kev)]

John McKenzie wrote:

> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html
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>
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>


just one more reason why all people should learn to drive a manual car
ya just never know when you'll need to drive one

Kev

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FuTAnT wrote:
> "Dan---" <iamgod@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:12jc4pjrafg8s95@corp.supernews.com...
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>>"John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
>>news:4536065F.1BAD@alphalink.com.au...
>>
>>>I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>>>
>>>http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html
>>
>>An automatic darwin award nomination for that one. :-)
>>
>>
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>>Dan
>>
>
>
> You have to die to be nominated for the Darwin awards. So perhaps if she was
> unable to drive the manual, attempted to do so anyway, then promptly ran off
> the road and died, yes, she'd be up for a Darwin.
>
>

So she gets an honourable mention yeah?

Adam

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:47:59 +1000, John McKenzie
<jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote:

>I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>
>http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html

I saw her briefly on the TV news and she seemed a bit "special".

[Ext User(John McKenzie)]

>
> You have to die to be nominated for the Darwin awards.

I think it's fair to say a few talent scouts will be watching her career
closely, as she's a good prospect.


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"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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> "John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
> news:4536065F.1BAD@alphalink.com.au...
>> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>>
>> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html
>
> Classic :)
>
> Millennial Generation criminals are going to be *so* fucking funny :)
>

Reminds me of the time some young abo bitch opened the passenger door of my
Datsun and tried to drag my girlfriend out of her seat by the nose whilst I
was talking to my girlfriends brother...

As soon as I realised I just took off with a this abo bitch half hanging out
of my car. I nearly ran over the bitch as she fell out, but when I turned
around for another shot she had legged it to safety.

The things you do when you're young...

[Ext User(Rod)]

On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 22:42:17 +1000, "FuTAnT" <blah@blah.com> wrote:

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>"Dan---" <iamgod@nospam.com> wrote in message
>news:12jc4pjrafg8s95@corp.supernews.com...
>> "John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:4536065F.1BAD@alphalink.com.au...
>>> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>>>
>>> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html
>>
>> An automatic darwin award nomination for that one. :-)
>>
>>
>> --
>> Regards
>> Dan
>>
>
>You have to die to be nominated for the Darwin awards. So perhaps if she was
>unable to drive the manual, attempted to do so anyway, then promptly ran off
>the road and died, yes, she'd be up for a Darwin.

You don't have to die to be nominated for a Darwin award, you just
have to stop your ability to pass on your genes in some incredibly
stupid way. I've also seen it to include just incredibly stupidity
actions but to me that goes against the spirit of what the Darwin
award represents.

Cheers,
Rod.

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eeviil inc. <imnot@there.net> wrote:
> FuTAnT wrote:

>> You have to die to be nominated for the Darwin awards. So perhaps if she was
>> unable to drive the manual, attempted to do so anyway, then promptly ran off
>> the road and died, yes, she'd be up for a Darwin.

> So she gets an honourable mention yeah?

Honourable mentions are reserved for those people who render themselves
incapable of reproducing. Most HMs go to males...

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On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:47:59 +1000, John McKenzie wrote:

> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html

I prefer car-jackings where the only problem is how to wipe the jizz
off of the windscreen without causing a big smear.

[Ext User(FuTAnT)]

Telegraph today blamed Ice for the car jacking. Addiction and all that shit.
Yep, she'll definately be in the running for a Darwin soon ...

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>>
>> You have to die to be nominated for the Darwin awards.
>
> I think it's fair to say a few talent scouts will be watching her career
> closely, as she's a good prospect.
>
>
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Athol wrote:

>
> Honourable mentions are reserved for those people who render themselves
> incapable of reproducing. Most HMs go to males...

I remember a couple of years back a bloke in (I think) indonesia either
as a result of taking drugs (or not taking medication) heard voices
telling him to cut off his penis, and he did so.

My only thought was - if you hear voices telling you to chop it off,
wouldn't you at least try arguing with them?

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John McKenzie wrote:
> Athol wrote:
>
>> Honourable mentions are reserved for those people who render themselves
>> incapable of reproducing. Most HMs go to males...
>
> I remember a couple of years back a bloke in (I think) indonesia either
> as a result of taking drugs (or not taking medication) heard voices
> telling him to cut off his penis, and he did so.
>
> My only thought was - if you hear voices telling you to chop it off,
> wouldn't you at least try arguing with them?
>
There was a Pommie two years ago when in the pub said if his team lost
he would cut his nuts off , they did , he went home when very pissed and
hacked em off and returned to the pub then collapsed , some people are
not meant to breed I guess.

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"John McKenzie" <jmac@alphalink.com.au> wrote in message
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> I remember a couple of years back a bloke in (I think) indonesia either
> as a result of taking drugs (or not taking medication) heard voices
> telling him to cut off his penis, and he did so.
>
> My only thought was - if you hear voices telling you to chop it off,
> wouldn't you at least try arguing with them?

You'd think! :)

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atec77 > wrote:
> John McKenzie wrote:
>> Athol wrote:
>>
>>> Honourable mentions are reserved for those people who render themselves
>>> incapable of reproducing. Most HMs go to males...
>>
>> I remember a couple of years back a bloke in (I think) indonesia either
>> as a result of taking drugs (or not taking medication) heard voices
>> telling him to cut off his penis, and he did so.
>>
>> My only thought was - if you hear voices telling you to chop it off,
>> wouldn't you at least try arguing with them?
>>
> There was a Pommie two years ago when in the pub said if his team lost
> he would cut his nuts off , they did , he went home when very pissed and
> hacked em off and returned to the pub then collapsed , some people are
> not meant to breed I guess.

Close, actually he was Welsh.

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John McKenzie wrote:
> I've got to admit, it made me laugh.
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/carjacker-automatically-caught/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html

Oh my god. But people who drive automatics are "drivers".

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