Female feet on the dash...

[Ext User(HeadRush)]

What is this obsession with female passengers putting their feet up on the
dash? Surely they don't think it will improve the tan on their ankles?!?!
Plus, it doesn't look very comfortable with their knees under their chins.

It's most noticeable in Sydney's more affluent suburbs, as opposed to
Sydney's west where the girls hang their legs out the window! And the
boyfriend/husband never seems to be concerned that sand and dirt is
scratching the finish on his BMW or Range Rover dash.

I'd be whacking any feet that tried to settle on my dash. With most cars
now having passenger side air bags, it's also very dangerous. The injuries
caused by an exploding airbag could be horrific.

How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was caused
by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?

HR

[Ext User(Scotty)]

"HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
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> What is this obsession with female passengers putting their feet up on the
> dash? Surely they don't think it will improve the tan on their ankles?!?!
> Plus, it doesn't look very comfortable with their knees under their chins.
>
> It's most noticeable in Sydney's more affluent suburbs, as opposed to
> Sydney's west where the girls hang their legs out the window! And the
> boyfriend/husband never seems to be concerned that sand and dirt is
> scratching the finish on his BMW or Range Rover dash.
>
> I'd be whacking any feet that tried to settle on my dash. With most cars
> now having passenger side air bags, it's also very dangerous. The injuries
> caused by an exploding airbag could be horrific.
>
> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was caused
> by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?
>
> HR
>
>
>

They are just limbering up ready for a big night out!

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
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> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was caused
> by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?

They'd take the head of a useless moronic cross-posting fucktard like you
and shove it fair up the injured person's arse.

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[Ext User(Ahtiest Chaplain)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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> "HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
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>> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was
>> caused by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?
>
> They'd take the head of a useless moronic cross-posting fucktard like you
> and shove it fair up the injured person's arse.
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.
>

Got out from under the wrong side of the bridge today did you :-)

Regards

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[Ext User(Mot Adv-NSW)]

"HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).
I have a girlfriend who does that, her car is a Laser KE model, no bags etc.
In any case, she has cute feet but anyhow, I take your point.

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:43:24 GMT, "Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote:

>
>"HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
>news:45bc543c$0$16552$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>
>> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was caused
>> by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?
>
>They'd take the head of a useless moronic cross-posting fucktard like you
>and shove it fair up the injured person's arse.

Would that be a "NO" then ?

[Ext User(Howling Doggy)]

On Sun, 28 Jan 2007 21:09:40 +1100, "Mot Adv-NSW" <mot.adv@internode.on.net>
wrote:

>
>"HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).
>I have a girlfriend who does that, her car is a Laser KE model, no bags etc.
>In any case, she has cute feet but anyhow, I take your point.

Needs a thorough and complete bitch-slapping, I'd say.....

[Ext User(Chock)]

"HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
news:45bc543c$0$16552$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
> What is this obsession with female passengers putting their feet up on the
> dash? Surely they don't think it will improve the tan on their ankles?!?!
> Plus, it doesn't look very comfortable with their knees under their chins.
>
> It's most noticeable in Sydney's more affluent suburbs, as opposed to
> Sydney's west where the girls hang their legs out the window! And the
> boyfriend/husband never seems to be concerned that sand and dirt is
> scratching the finish on his BMW or Range Rover dash.
>
> I'd be whacking any feet that tried to settle on my dash. With most cars
> now having passenger side air bags, it's also very dangerous. The injuries
> caused by an exploding airbag could be horrific.
>
> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was caused
> by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?
>

More importantly, if a girl does that in your car, what inferences can be
drawn from it?


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[Ext User(Knobdoodle)]

"Mot Adv-NSW" <mot.adv@internode.on.net> wrote in message
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> I have a girlfriend who does that, her car is a Laser KE model, no bags
> etc. In any case, she has cute feet but anyhow, I take your point.
It makes her warning-triangle more visible too!
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Knob

[Ext User(Mad-Biker)]

Honest dad, im not a slut, the airbags just went off and now I cant put them
back from behind my ears.


"HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
news:45bc543c$0$16552$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
> What is this obsession with female passengers putting their feet up on the
> dash? Surely they don't think it will improve the tan on their ankles?!?!
> Plus, it doesn't look very comfortable with their knees under their chins.
>
> It's most noticeable in Sydney's more affluent suburbs, as opposed to
> Sydney's west where the girls hang their legs out the window! And the
> boyfriend/husband never seems to be concerned that sand and dirt is
> scratching the finish on his BMW or Range Rover dash.
>
> I'd be whacking any feet that tried to settle on my dash. With most cars
> now having passenger side air bags, it's also very dangerous. The injuries
> caused by an exploding airbag could be horrific.
>
> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was caused
> by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?
>
> HR
>
>
>

[Ext User(Howling Doggy)]

On Sun, 28 Jan 2007 21:15:21 +1000, "Knobdoodle" <knobdoodle@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>
>> I have a girlfriend who does that, her car is a Laser KE model, no bags
>> etc. In any case, she has cute feet but anyhow, I take your point.
>It makes her warning-triangle more visible too!

An extra Map, handy for driving in Tasmania ?

[Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)]

On Sun, 28 Jan 2007 21:36:49 +1100
"Chock" <chock@nospam.com.au> blathered on:

>
> "HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
> news:45bc543c$0$16552$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
> > What is this obsession with female passengers putting their feet up
> > on the dash? Surely they don't think it will improve the tan on
> > their ankles?!?! Plus, it doesn't look very comfortable with their
> > knees under their chins.
> >
> > It's most noticeable in Sydney's more affluent suburbs, as opposed
> > to Sydney's west where the girls hang their legs out the window!
> > And the boyfriend/husband never seems to be concerned that sand and
> > dirt is scratching the finish on his BMW or Range Rover dash.
> >
> > I'd be whacking any feet that tried to settle on my dash. With
> > most cars now having passenger side air bags, it's also very
> > dangerous. The injuries caused by an exploding airbag could be
> > horrific.
> >
> > How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was
> > caused by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?
> >
>
> More importantly, if a girl does that in your car, what inferences
> can be drawn from it?
>
>
She's a short-arse with the intellect of a flee?


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[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

On Jan 28, 9:28 pm, Howling Doggy <hdo...@bigpond.com.au> wrote:

> Needs a thorough and complete bitch-slapping, I'd say.....

Absolutely agree.

A howling dawggie? can be a sign of depression.

[Ext User(HeadRush)]

"Chock" <chock@nospam.com.au> wrote in message
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> "HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
> news:45bc543c$0$16552$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>> What is this obsession with female passengers putting their feet up on
>> the dash? Surely they don't think it will improve the tan on their
>> ankles?!?! Plus, it doesn't look very comfortable with their knees under
>> their chins.
>>
>> It's most noticeable in Sydney's more affluent suburbs, as opposed to
>> Sydney's west where the girls hang their legs out the window! And the
>> boyfriend/husband never seems to be concerned that sand and dirt is
>> scratching the finish on his BMW or Range Rover dash.
>>
>> I'd be whacking any feet that tried to settle on my dash. With most cars
>> now having passenger side air bags, it's also very dangerous. The
>> injuries caused by an exploding airbag could be horrific.
>>
>> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was
>> caused by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?
>>
>
> More importantly, if a girl does that in your car, what inferences can be
> drawn from it?

My car's been stolen??

HR

[Ext User(HeadRush)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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>
> "HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
> news:45bc543c$0$16552$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>
>> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was
>> caused by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?
>
> They'd take the head of a useless moronic cross-posting fucktard like you
> and shove it fair up the injured person's arse.

You've obviously never had a girl in your car, hey?

HR

[Ext User(Shakir)]

hahahah thats almost worthy of a seinfeld observation! LOL

MY girl does that when Im driving... luckilly she has cute feet as we just
drove back from sydney to melbourne in my ZC :)

[Ext User(Marco)]

On Jan 28, 9:09 pm, "Mot Adv-NSW" <mot....@internode.on.net> wrote:
> "HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).
> I have a girlfriend who does that, her car is a Laser KE model, no bags etc.
> In any case, she has cute feet but anyhow, I take your point.

Even in that case, it would still make the seatbelt pretty ineffective
in a crash as she'd stand an excellent chance of not being restrained
by it at all - she may just slide right out under it. Not to mention
the possibility of putting her feet through the windscreen as it
breaks.

Marco

[Ext User(David Springthorpe)]

On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:20:47 +1100, "HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote:

>You've obviously never had a girl in your car, hey?

Either that or a bird crapped on his windscreen once, and he decided then and
there never to take HER out on a date again.....(sorry).....

[Ext User(Luke)]

"HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
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> What is this obsession with female passengers putting their feet up on
> the dash? Surely they don't think it will improve the tan on their
> ankles?!?! Plus, it doesn't look very comfortable with their knees
> under their chins.

They're using it as a "come on" to try and sexually arouse passing male
drivers mainly truckies.

>
> It's most noticeable in Sydney's more affluent suburbs, as opposed to
> Sydney's west where the girls hang their legs out the window! And the
> boyfriend/husband never seems to be concerned that sand and dirt is
> scratching the finish on his BMW or Range Rover dash.

Either way, they're advertising that they want a root.

>
> I'd be whacking any feet that tried to settle on my dash. With most
> cars now having passenger side air bags, it's also very dangerous. The
> injuries caused by an exploding airbag could be horrific.

Well, you seem to have common sense.

>
> How would insurance companies handle any claims where an injury was
> caused by feet on the dash, such as teeth embedded in the knees?

They should say tough fricking luck. You potisioned yourself that way,
it's your own fault.

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In article <45bd25b2@newsgate.x-privat.org>, goaway@.net.com says...
>
> "HeadRush" <( . )( . )@(_!_).com> wrote in message
> news:45bc543c$0$16552$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
> > What is this obsession with female passengers putting their feet up on
> > the dash? Surely they don't think it will improve the tan on their
> > ankles?!?! Plus, it doesn't look very comfortable with their knees
> > under their chins.
>
> They're using it as a "come on" to try and sexually arouse passing male
> drivers mainly truckies.
>
> >
> > It's most noticeable in Sydney's more affluent suburbs, as opposed to
> > Sydney's west where the girls hang their legs out the window! And the
> > boyfriend/husband never seems to be concerned that sand and dirt is
> > scratching the finish on his BMW or Range Rover dash.
>
> Either way, they're advertising that they want a root.


spoken like the Virgin you no doubt will remain.

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