Ext User(coffeecup@aussieisp.com)
07-02-2007, 06:43 PM
Please accept my most grovelling, humble apology.
Australia deserves better. Australia deserves a
Prime Minister who can talk straight to them.
Here, you may enjoy a bit of my garbled
information. You may also enjoy some laboured
levity.
My dear corporate assets, please embrace this
wonderful news. The humanitarian Howard regime has
done a terrific job. Confused voters, I have
noticed, that losers like to suggest that I
encourage apathetic and indifferent zombies. Now
look, I'm not going to speculate on the judgements
of whinging losers. But here is what really
matters. By remorselessly applying NWO globalist
reforms, my team has been working in accordance
with NWO governance.
My dear corporate human resources who reside
within our wonderful reformed global workplace,
believe me when I say, that I always find it among
the greatest experiences, and always a great
pleasure to briefly touch upon my further
megalomaniacal plans. Our determination to
plough-forward no matter what, makes us
particularly happy to see what we have changed.
This bold, visionary government has been the agent
that has given the gift of freedom from fear of
the law, for the international corporations.
Consider also the other things. This period of
responsible Howard-government has been the agent
that has given a return to the proper way to share
the national wealth, even though we had to climb
over huge obstacles erected by facts. You have
wonderfully trusted my secret plan. I salute the
Latham Valley aspirationals who made this
possible.
It has been noticed by many, that there has been
massive and enthusiastic public support for my
responsible regime's wonderful ten billion dollar
plan to bravely face-up to the serious challenge
of choosing which of our friends should receive
this exciting amount of ten billion dollars of
taxpayer money. So by taking the correct approach
to this fiscal challenge, the Government has
delivered a twisted and devious scheme that will
provide a stop-gap solution. This political trick
will not work, of course, unless I can get the
mugs to carry the financial burdens of adjustment,
and I will need agreement from you mugs out there.
I just recently convened a summit of prime
kleptocrats about the balance we now see in public
life and public policy, which has been balanced,
and a balanced hallmark of the australian
achievement, and to discuss issues of deeply
balanced financial interest about how to find a
way to balance sickness against balanced military
adventures in a balanced way, so that we avoid the
unbalanced pitfalls of going too far in balancing
the balance.
My fellow australians, let me say this, you can
quote me on this, Saddam shreds humans with a
giant paper-shredding machine. My fellow
australians, weaklings are fond of suggesting that
my reforms encourage total idiocy, but I can
guarantee we're not going to have $100,000
university degree courses, and I repudiate the
suggestion that our government is really just "the
best turd in the herd". Now look, I don't want to
give a running commentary on the detail of that
suggestion. This message is meant for bludging
disabled pensioners. It may seem sickening and
fascistic, and you may be revolted by the very
rich getting richer, but the banks are backing me,
and there is nothing you can do about it!
We can see that the totally dysfunctional set of
weak tendencies whereby our culture cared for the
infirm, has been ruthlessly expunged in our
lifetimes. A secure, deterministic world hails the
strong new world order that grew out of the ashes
of the old order. No individual dares to be out of
step in our march to national destiny!
It seems like it was a long time ago, but in the
years before my gang of extremist ideologues got
mostly helped into power by zionists, the public
was proving to be a terrible disappointment to
bankers and despite some fierce struggles, even
the best of us were deeply influenced by the
pretty scenarios painted by blasphemous hybrid
anomalies from a hidden abyss below. As well as
that, the defeated life of the individual spirit
mutated into a new definition of horror,
shareholders were suiciding daily, the economy was
acquiring a strange green hue, and Iraq was
planning to invade.
I finally tore the welfare dependency fetus from
its womb, bashed its brains out on a rock, and by
stealth, and with the help of The Lord, this
country has been transformed into a shareholder
Paradise. No banker fears having to live anywhere
near any signs of poverty. This Government has
kept Australia riding as steady as the unsinkable
Titanic. And so, at the end of the day, the
interests of the glorious dominant order, always
nervous about the lower classes, are being amply
served.
We shall just observe a moment's silence in
gratitude to God for all those chickens we could
shit out of wholesome aussie guts, institutions
that empower and protect us in every crime we
commit, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant
herd of media whores.
These days we are once again under attack. Unseen
alien intelligences envy us, and they are laying
their plans against us. The public dental service
has not yet been entirely destroyed.
It is true that the creeping horror caused by the
prospect of social harmony in these times, will
not lift any time soon. We must not flinch from
any action needed to reinforce the equation that
sports plus patriotism equals military service,
and to prevent the intrusion of a draconian kind
and level into daily life by a National ID Card.
Taking all of that into account, I am committed to
preserving our faith in Australia as a dying
tourist sinkhole. Even if anyone notices it the
media whores will not ever mention the
"overpopulation" word.
My team is prepared to do the things that need to
be done to others. The next challenge is a frontal
assault on Australia's lucrative urban water
problem. The creative "The Best Turd In The Herd"
sewage-enriched water promotion, has shown that
with political commitment and slow-minded media
whores, we could sell turd muffins with a cherry
on top, to all the morons out there. Major
reservoirs of public money will be channelled
toward the pockets of the greasiest spivs that
ever robbed a nation blind. By the techniques of
"water management", we can fit more bodies in
urban areas, and that means a big boost in
unearned profits for my kind of people. You must
never, ever underestimate my enormous weakness for
playing the role of glove-puppet for international
criminal elites.
With sufficient extreme reform, the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. It is a truism that good
national management is about giving landlords the
incentive to end their fears of losing out on some
unearned income. It's about giving hard-working
shareholders a free kick at the poor. We also
found an extremely clever new way to calculate
that more than 1.3 million bludgers have been
removed from the statistics since the mass media
now lets me get away with blue murder. My critics
want you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working media
barons.
These are some of the fruits of my good NWO
governance. A bold new initiative, an exciting
plan for a national ID card. An exciting "shared
new adventure in tax reform" - a Goods and
Services Tax. Increased profits for the
corporations that want cheaper labour. Some extra
belt-tightening for the poor. Freeing the wealthy
of a sense of obligation. Goading everyone to
climb the greasy pole of futility. Goading
everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the
poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a land stripped bare.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a
reliable, friendly dog.
There are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Aspiring would-be employees can bid against other
aspirants in a job auction in an employer's
market, Increasingly, women and mature-age
australians are renovating their park-benches, and
now we see that this gives them scope to wonder
what will happen to their families. These are the
Latham Valley battlers, who will put-up with any
insult. You can see it for yourself, there are
many encouraging signs to be seen.
Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers
from homelessness to privatized penal servitude,
will continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming
years. It is only fair that the "life unworthy of
life" thriving in our privatized nation, assist
the banks. After all of this shit one would expect
that I would be drawn and quartered, but no-one
stops me now, and I can lie and cheat with
complete impunity.
The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational
corporations, has a mandate to respond to these
trends with initiatives to assist australians to
work from a condition of homelessness. We have
been getting advice from neo-liberal think-tanks
on how to cheaply implement a plague of economic
locusts, as we vomit out another bucket of
hypocrisy and cant.
We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to
transform Australia to suit corporate needs.
Government will apply international corporate
control in financial life, and by data-matching
with our bold NWO biometric ID card we will move
into those areas people previously considered
private.
Rising health care costs will continue to pose a
challenge for the users of those services, as the
agents of those services find suitable chemical
cures for those personal feelings of unease that
afflict the lower classes. My scungy government of
misfits requires that a suitable regime of
punishment is developed for weaklings. And it
cannot be emphasized too much that foreign
investors need enforced volunteer labour from the
disabled. We face the challenge of sustaining
corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems
that the bludging elderly have cruelly sneaked-up
on us, and if this trend continues, we will have
to find a final solution to the problem.
I am tired of pointing out, that at the end of the
day, by the very act of voting myself one more
time into a position of power, you have made
yourselves "fair game". It irritates me to see the
stubborn conservative streak in those who refuse
to embrace my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, but
we are repudiating and rebuking such cynicism,
almost daily. Well, I think it's still too early
to make a final judgement about whether or not
that is true.
We must mention these people who made the ordeal
of my regime possible. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Kim Beazley.
Here are some important matters about
privatization, and the reform process. The people
have not asked for massive change, but my team is
ever ready for those things that will help to
reform the way people think, and the way this
nation lives. My job is to make a laundry list of
programmes to radically reform the national
character, and I will never, ever apologize for
that. It has been said that our reform agenda is a
pile of NWO shit, but, the Liberal Party is
committed to remorselessly implementing the
intense need for constant change that I claim is
required. In earlier times it would be normal for
me to be tarred and feathered, but now I can speak
utter drivel.
..oOo.
Australia deserves better. Australia deserves a
Prime Minister who can talk straight to them.
Here, you may enjoy a bit of my garbled
information. You may also enjoy some laboured
levity.
My dear corporate assets, please embrace this
wonderful news. The humanitarian Howard regime has
done a terrific job. Confused voters, I have
noticed, that losers like to suggest that I
encourage apathetic and indifferent zombies. Now
look, I'm not going to speculate on the judgements
of whinging losers. But here is what really
matters. By remorselessly applying NWO globalist
reforms, my team has been working in accordance
with NWO governance.
My dear corporate human resources who reside
within our wonderful reformed global workplace,
believe me when I say, that I always find it among
the greatest experiences, and always a great
pleasure to briefly touch upon my further
megalomaniacal plans. Our determination to
plough-forward no matter what, makes us
particularly happy to see what we have changed.
This bold, visionary government has been the agent
that has given the gift of freedom from fear of
the law, for the international corporations.
Consider also the other things. This period of
responsible Howard-government has been the agent
that has given a return to the proper way to share
the national wealth, even though we had to climb
over huge obstacles erected by facts. You have
wonderfully trusted my secret plan. I salute the
Latham Valley aspirationals who made this
possible.
It has been noticed by many, that there has been
massive and enthusiastic public support for my
responsible regime's wonderful ten billion dollar
plan to bravely face-up to the serious challenge
of choosing which of our friends should receive
this exciting amount of ten billion dollars of
taxpayer money. So by taking the correct approach
to this fiscal challenge, the Government has
delivered a twisted and devious scheme that will
provide a stop-gap solution. This political trick
will not work, of course, unless I can get the
mugs to carry the financial burdens of adjustment,
and I will need agreement from you mugs out there.
I just recently convened a summit of prime
kleptocrats about the balance we now see in public
life and public policy, which has been balanced,
and a balanced hallmark of the australian
achievement, and to discuss issues of deeply
balanced financial interest about how to find a
way to balance sickness against balanced military
adventures in a balanced way, so that we avoid the
unbalanced pitfalls of going too far in balancing
the balance.
My fellow australians, let me say this, you can
quote me on this, Saddam shreds humans with a
giant paper-shredding machine. My fellow
australians, weaklings are fond of suggesting that
my reforms encourage total idiocy, but I can
guarantee we're not going to have $100,000
university degree courses, and I repudiate the
suggestion that our government is really just "the
best turd in the herd". Now look, I don't want to
give a running commentary on the detail of that
suggestion. This message is meant for bludging
disabled pensioners. It may seem sickening and
fascistic, and you may be revolted by the very
rich getting richer, but the banks are backing me,
and there is nothing you can do about it!
We can see that the totally dysfunctional set of
weak tendencies whereby our culture cared for the
infirm, has been ruthlessly expunged in our
lifetimes. A secure, deterministic world hails the
strong new world order that grew out of the ashes
of the old order. No individual dares to be out of
step in our march to national destiny!
It seems like it was a long time ago, but in the
years before my gang of extremist ideologues got
mostly helped into power by zionists, the public
was proving to be a terrible disappointment to
bankers and despite some fierce struggles, even
the best of us were deeply influenced by the
pretty scenarios painted by blasphemous hybrid
anomalies from a hidden abyss below. As well as
that, the defeated life of the individual spirit
mutated into a new definition of horror,
shareholders were suiciding daily, the economy was
acquiring a strange green hue, and Iraq was
planning to invade.
I finally tore the welfare dependency fetus from
its womb, bashed its brains out on a rock, and by
stealth, and with the help of The Lord, this
country has been transformed into a shareholder
Paradise. No banker fears having to live anywhere
near any signs of poverty. This Government has
kept Australia riding as steady as the unsinkable
Titanic. And so, at the end of the day, the
interests of the glorious dominant order, always
nervous about the lower classes, are being amply
served.
We shall just observe a moment's silence in
gratitude to God for all those chickens we could
shit out of wholesome aussie guts, institutions
that empower and protect us in every crime we
commit, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant
herd of media whores.
These days we are once again under attack. Unseen
alien intelligences envy us, and they are laying
their plans against us. The public dental service
has not yet been entirely destroyed.
It is true that the creeping horror caused by the
prospect of social harmony in these times, will
not lift any time soon. We must not flinch from
any action needed to reinforce the equation that
sports plus patriotism equals military service,
and to prevent the intrusion of a draconian kind
and level into daily life by a National ID Card.
Taking all of that into account, I am committed to
preserving our faith in Australia as a dying
tourist sinkhole. Even if anyone notices it the
media whores will not ever mention the
"overpopulation" word.
My team is prepared to do the things that need to
be done to others. The next challenge is a frontal
assault on Australia's lucrative urban water
problem. The creative "The Best Turd In The Herd"
sewage-enriched water promotion, has shown that
with political commitment and slow-minded media
whores, we could sell turd muffins with a cherry
on top, to all the morons out there. Major
reservoirs of public money will be channelled
toward the pockets of the greasiest spivs that
ever robbed a nation blind. By the techniques of
"water management", we can fit more bodies in
urban areas, and that means a big boost in
unearned profits for my kind of people. You must
never, ever underestimate my enormous weakness for
playing the role of glove-puppet for international
criminal elites.
With sufficient extreme reform, the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. It is a truism that good
national management is about giving landlords the
incentive to end their fears of losing out on some
unearned income. It's about giving hard-working
shareholders a free kick at the poor. We also
found an extremely clever new way to calculate
that more than 1.3 million bludgers have been
removed from the statistics since the mass media
now lets me get away with blue murder. My critics
want you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working media
barons.
These are some of the fruits of my good NWO
governance. A bold new initiative, an exciting
plan for a national ID card. An exciting "shared
new adventure in tax reform" - a Goods and
Services Tax. Increased profits for the
corporations that want cheaper labour. Some extra
belt-tightening for the poor. Freeing the wealthy
of a sense of obligation. Goading everyone to
climb the greasy pole of futility. Goading
everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the
poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a land stripped bare.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a
reliable, friendly dog.
There are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Aspiring would-be employees can bid against other
aspirants in a job auction in an employer's
market, Increasingly, women and mature-age
australians are renovating their park-benches, and
now we see that this gives them scope to wonder
what will happen to their families. These are the
Latham Valley battlers, who will put-up with any
insult. You can see it for yourself, there are
many encouraging signs to be seen.
Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers
from homelessness to privatized penal servitude,
will continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming
years. It is only fair that the "life unworthy of
life" thriving in our privatized nation, assist
the banks. After all of this shit one would expect
that I would be drawn and quartered, but no-one
stops me now, and I can lie and cheat with
complete impunity.
The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational
corporations, has a mandate to respond to these
trends with initiatives to assist australians to
work from a condition of homelessness. We have
been getting advice from neo-liberal think-tanks
on how to cheaply implement a plague of economic
locusts, as we vomit out another bucket of
hypocrisy and cant.
We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to
transform Australia to suit corporate needs.
Government will apply international corporate
control in financial life, and by data-matching
with our bold NWO biometric ID card we will move
into those areas people previously considered
private.
Rising health care costs will continue to pose a
challenge for the users of those services, as the
agents of those services find suitable chemical
cures for those personal feelings of unease that
afflict the lower classes. My scungy government of
misfits requires that a suitable regime of
punishment is developed for weaklings. And it
cannot be emphasized too much that foreign
investors need enforced volunteer labour from the
disabled. We face the challenge of sustaining
corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems
that the bludging elderly have cruelly sneaked-up
on us, and if this trend continues, we will have
to find a final solution to the problem.
I am tired of pointing out, that at the end of the
day, by the very act of voting myself one more
time into a position of power, you have made
yourselves "fair game". It irritates me to see the
stubborn conservative streak in those who refuse
to embrace my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, but
we are repudiating and rebuking such cynicism,
almost daily. Well, I think it's still too early
to make a final judgement about whether or not
that is true.
We must mention these people who made the ordeal
of my regime possible. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Kim Beazley.
Here are some important matters about
privatization, and the reform process. The people
have not asked for massive change, but my team is
ever ready for those things that will help to
reform the way people think, and the way this
nation lives. My job is to make a laundry list of
programmes to radically reform the national
character, and I will never, ever apologize for
that. It has been said that our reform agenda is a
pile of NWO shit, but, the Liberal Party is
committed to remorselessly implementing the
intense need for constant change that I claim is
required. In earlier times it would be normal for
me to be tarred and feathered, but now I can speak
utter drivel.
..oOo.