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Ext User(coffeecup@aussieisp.com)
09-02-2007, 12:33 PM
Please accept my most abject apology. Never-ever
again. I'm dead. I will be killed by the voters in
the next election. After that, let me drone some
laboured levity. Perhaps a little more words of
foggy vagueness, and condescending badinage.

Consumers, human resources, and others, you have
waited long to hear my good tidings. This bold,
visionary government has committed you all to our
NWO reform process. My friends, you may have
noticed, that my critics are fond of suggesting
that my "reforms" cast people into a dungeon of
despair. At the end of the day, I don't want to go
into every little detail of my secret plans. Let's
get onto other things. The best sociopathic
government that international banks could buy, has
definitely got the globalist fundamentals right.

My dear corporate assets who live upon our
magnificent level playing-field, I have to tell
you, that it is an uplifting pleasure to briefly
touch upon what my government has achieved, and
the great things to come. The best government in
the history of this nation, makes us extremely
happy to see what we have changed. By going into
partnership with the international wealthy, I have
delivered a fire-sale of Australia's public
assets. And that is not all. This most generous
regime has ultimately made the boon of a bovine
public, even though we had to climb over huge
obstacles erected by facts. We have kept our
secret promises. I praise the Struggle Street
battlers who supported me.

We anticipate a welcoming response to my
Government's ten billion dollar plan to bravely
face-up to the challenge of choosing which of our
friends should receive this exciting amount of ten
billion dollars of public money. So by correctly
responding to these fundamental problems, my
Government has delivered a twisted and devious
scheme that will keep the important people happy.
This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of
course, unless there are new draconian "governance
arrangements", and I earnestly hope that I can
have agreement from an easy to manipulate
robopathic public.

I recently spoke regarding the balance in public
life and public policy, which has been balanced,
and a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the
balanced Howard Government, and to consider the
most balanced and profitable ideas about the need
to balance economic collapse against balanced
military adventures in a balanced way, so that we
avoid the unbalanced pitfalls of going too far in
balancing the balance.

If I want someone to trust me, I just say, you can
quote me on this, there's no way that a GST will
ever be part of our policy. My fellow australians,
intellectuals often level the charge that I work
for a malignant cabal, but I can guarantee we're
not going to have $100,000 university degree
courses, and I repudiate the suggestion that my
government is no better than "the greedy leading
the needy". Now look, I don't want to give a
running commentary on what will be revealed in my
war crimes trials. I have something to say to
those who fail to work convincingly for the
wealthy. It may seem sickening and fascistic, and
you may be revolted by the poor getting very much
poorer, but the banks are backing me, so just get
used to it!

It has been most heartening to realize that the
wholly bad way the mass of human resources
produced wealth, has been kindly put to death in
our lifetimes. An exultant master race strides
confidently forward. Who will dare argue with our
blood pledge to fulfil our glorious national
destiny?

Even though we live in an economic and social
Paradise now, in the years before my pack of
misanthropic apes pretended to be harmless and got
into government, we were comatose and although we
prayed, and prayed, we were always grovelling to a
philosophy centred on the power of the State.
Making all this even worse, our sick economy had
turned workers into solid members of the middle
class, martians were marching in the streets,
employment rates were either high or low, and
workers failed to return a large dividend or
profit to shareholders.

But I knifed all that in the guts and I totally
gutted it, and by stealth, and with the help of
NWO corporate governance, the nation was saved for
a horde of economic locusts. Unemployment and
inflation are both high and low. The survival, the
prosperity, the security and the invincibility of
the state of Israel, is now behind secure,
defensible boundaries. But, the outcome is that
the concerns of the glorious dominant order,
always nervous about the masses, are being amply
served.

Let us give thanks to Jesus for a country where
nobody is allowed to mind his own business,
institutions that empower and protect us in every
crime we commit, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and
ignorant herd of media whores.

But now, a new threat has appeared. Be alert but
not too alert. Public schools have not yet been
entirely undermined.

You all should realize that the creeping horror
caused by knowing that awful things could happen
in this exciting "shared adventure" in reform,
might upset the bankers in a terrible way. We must
not flinch from any action needed to force the
disabled back to work, and to support the National
ID Card legislation at every turn, despite its
intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily
life.

Taking all of that into account, I am committed to
preserving that which is most profitable in a
nuclear waste dump for other nations. We all know
that you will not hear me say that mass
immigration now has terrible effects.

My pack of social misfits expects great things
from the specious idea of mutual obligation. The
next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's
lucrative urban water problem. The creative "The
Best Turd In The Herd" sewage-enriched water
promotion, shows that with total media spin and by
avoiding inconvenient facts, our regime can build
projects of major financial importance. Major
reservoirs of public money will be channelled
toward the accounts of grateful shareholders.
Success in "water management" means more bodies in
urban areas, and that means that the public has
been suckered once again by those infected with
rapacious greed. You may have sometimes noticed
the prominent position in my life of just staying
in power.

With a bit of good luck, Australia will join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations.
It is a truism that good national management is
about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and
opportunity to avoid any unpleasant encounters
with their victims. It's about giving hard-working
bankers a free blood-sucking frenzy. So I would
ask you to stupidly believe that more than 1.3
million new "jobs" have been "created" after my
gang of extremist ideologues got into power. Labor
wants you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
shareholders.

These are some of the fruits of my good NWO
governance. A brave new definition of mutual
obligation. A joyous and fair new definition of
work conditions. Wages and conditions that fit in
with an asian future. Some extra belt-tightening
for the sick. Freeing the wealthy of a sense of
obligation. Goading everyone to climb the broken
ladder of opportunity. Goading everyone to run my
legalistic maze. Making the sick ashamed and
remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a bombing range. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a quarry.

There are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Aspiring would-be tenants can bid against other
tenants in a rent auction in a landlord's market,
Increasingly, women and mature-age australians are
renovating their park-benches, and all of us can
see that this is what the right-wing think-tanks
fought long and hard to impose on the workers.
These are the Latham Valley battlers, who are keen
to work under dangerous work conditions. As I just
said, there are many encouraging signs to be seen.

Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from
poverty to the soap, fertilizer, and bone-meal
factory, will continue to be a challenge for
no-nonsense government in coming years. It is only
fair that the useless eaters thriving in our
corporatized economy, are made to think of the
shareholders. There was a time when I would
normally be exorcised, tied to a stake, then
burnt, but now treason is chicken feed for me.

The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the
american way, has a mandate to respond to these
trends with making Australia join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations.
I will apply principles of the corporate state as
I cheaply implement a homicidal social climate, as
we put our own snouts deep into the trough of
public money.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians before Australia became
the streamlined form required by globalist
bankers. Government will apply international
corporate control in financial life, and by
combining the tax office, Centrelink, and
Corrective Services, we will have input into those
areas people previously considered private.

Government will pass-on rising health care costs
to the users of those services, as the agents of
those services correct the depression caused by
living in a dystopian shithole. A fair and decent
society demands that a suitable regime of
punishment is developed for anyone who dissents.
And it cannot be emphasized too much that the
battlers need to see us insisting upon enforced
volunteer labour from the disabled. I have
highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate
prosperity as our society ages. The crippling
economic burden of caring for old croakers
confronts us, and so we need to find a true and
final solution.

I will point out, that at the end of the day, by
the very act of re-electing my party once again
into office, you have all made a most damnable
mistake. It always bothers me that I must fight
the absence of a sense of adventure in those
left-wing weaklings who flinch at my Iraq holy war
for oil adventure, and we are required to
continually change our story to convince a
sceptical public. Look, I'm not going to speculate
on whether or not that is true.

I am eternally grateful to these people and
institutions. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Kim Beazley.

I will need to mention something briefly about
these important issues concerning corporatization,
and welfare reform. The people have not asked for
massive change, but the Liberal Party regime is
eager for the job of doing what needs to be done
to the way people think, and Australia. My job is
to engineer some ways to radically reform our
national institutions, and I won't ever apologize
for that. They say I'm a violent, warmongering
junkie, but, at the end of the day, you must
finally accept the extreme national hunger for
reform. In earlier times one would expect that I
would be run out of town at the point of a gun,
but no-one stops me now, and I can lie and cheat
with complete impunity.

..oOo.