Ext User(coffeecup@aussieisp.com)
17-02-2007, 12:33 PM
My government's demoralizing housing planning
failure, plainly is not the result of random
forces. I claim it is not merely good fortune that
I will be planning to spend billions of dollars of
Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert your
national water assets for transnational
carpetbaggers, and there is also several billion
dollars going to something that I forgot about,
and that I might have announced in the middle of
one of my self-congratulating drones.
To knowingly suggest that Australia has no debt,
as I constantly do, is another piece of mendacious
drivel. In fact, Australia's foreign debt has
grown massively.
Now when the nation's robopathic military killers
request weapons to misuse in my blood-soaked
military adventure, I emphasize that you can
afford it.
I hope you enjoy your compulsory work-enhancing
anti-dissent medication, and also your duty of
keeping ones such as I, in accustomed opulence.
You have been sleepwalking, and now it is time to
wake up from the soporific power of my dull inert
force. I am alarmed, indeed, when I see what
damage I've done to decent people. In a desperate
attempt to save my soul and to bring this to an
end, I ask you to please accept my most
grovelling, humble apology. And I'm not going to
give an ironclad guarantee in relation to that.
That having been said, now I will get back to
facile criticism. You may also enjoy some more
highly dubious, and ductile, language, and
obscenely chirpy familiarities. Allow me to
emphasize that the best way to guarantee that
those conditions will continue is to embrace
further reform, and how we've been quite
transparent, and I hope I did not forget to tell
you about how you will serve your mutual
obligation sentence.
Honest people have noticed that I represent the
sort of pathetic goose, always droning a lot of
monumentally dubious, and ductile, language, that
somehow has bypassed any serious plausibility on
my way to expounding an honest political
viewpoint. And my extremely far-fetched ideas of
economic absurdity make it obvious that I find it
easy to not take any responsibility for my
straw-man arguments.
Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians,
please embrace this wonderful news. This most fair
and decent regime has proved that there's no way
that a GST will ever be part of our policy. Human
resources, I have noticed, that losers are fond of
suggesting that my reforms will create dystopian
slums. And no, I'm not going to be pushed into
analyzing every little detail of my secret plans.
I would rather talk about other things. By going
into partnership with the international wealthy,
we have shown that we won't just automatically
click our heels and follow the americans.
Obedient, law-abiding, trusting creatures who
reside within this wonderful corporatized nation,
believe me when I say, that I always find it a
great thrill to briefly mention my further
megalomaniacal plans. The thatcherite Howard
regime is extremely happy about the reformed state
of the nation. This government that balances
justice against profits, has been the agent that
has given the best amount of goodness ever.
Haven't we had enough? No, there is much more to
come. The government has been the agent that has
given the gift of freedom from fear of the law,
for the international corporations, because we
would not accept any obstruction from the truth.
We have kept you to your mutual obligations. Thank
you for trusting me.
Never has there been such a warm public embrace of
our Government's historic ten billion dollar plan
to not flinch from the requirement of a democracy
to meet our duty of spending this exciting amount
of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the
public. So by taking the correct approach to this
fiscal challenge, our Government has delivered a
twisted and devious scheme that will deliver a
windfall to the banks. It will not work, of
course, unless I can get the mugs to carry the
financial burdens of adjustment, and I earnestly
hope that I can have the full cooperation of you
mugs out there.
This year I convened a special meeting about the
balance we now see in public life and public
policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced
Liberal Government, and to discuss issues of
deeply balanced financial interest about the need
to balance justice against corporate profits in a
balanced way, so that the balance still appears to
remain balanced to the clueless.
Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians,
let me say this, honestly, that others should
volunteer their labour, when I never volunteer my
own useless labour. My fellow australians, people
have noticed that losers like to suggest that I
run a filthy kleptocracy, but I can promise you
that we will follow policies which will, over a
period of time, bring down the foreign debt,
unless they don't, and I totally reject even the
slightest suggestion that our government is no
better than "a turd leading the herd". And no, I
don't want to go into every little detail of my
secret plans. This message is meant for those
contemptible ones who dissent. It may seem
sickening and fascistic, and you may be revolted
by the continual degradation of public health, and
transport, but the corporations are backing me, so
just get used to it!
This is an opportune time to announce that the
wonky and uncertain set of mechanisms whereby the
mass of human economic units cared for the infirm,
has been brutally pushed aside in a swift and
final manner. A secure, deterministic world has
finally arrived. We are united in marching to war
with our strong brothers!
In that awful period leading up to when our gang
of sleazy racketeers got elected to power,
Australia was comatose and the vast majority of us
were deeply influenced by the pretty scenarios
painted by the homeless. Horribly, the beating
heart of a good people had joined forces with the
Labor Party, international investors were hurling
themselves from high-rise windows, people had lost
respect for the rich, and Iraq was planning to
invade.
We fixed that when we mugged welfare recipients,
and steadily, year by year, and with clear goals,
hard work and a sense of purpose, Australia was
saved for The Queen. No banker fears having to
live anywhere near any signs of poverty. The
survival, the prosperity, the security and the
invincibility of the state of Israel, is now
behind secure, defensible boundaries. But, the
outcome is that the interests of the glorious
dominant order, always nervous about the lower
classes, are being attended to.
Let us give thanks to Jesus for all the valuable
real estate we could steal from indigenous folk to
rent out to suckers, letting us have institutions
that empower and protect us in every crime we
commit, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant
herd of media whores.
These days we are once again under attack. If you
drink recycled sewage, don't be drinking too much!
The welfare system has not yet been skinned alive
and left for dead.
We should realize that the dark shadow cast by the
prospect of New Zealand developing WMD in our
pragmatic new era, has the potential to
exterminate economic locusts. Australia must be
prepared to use all means at our disposal to
reinforce the equation that sports plus patriotism
equals military service, and to prevent the
intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily
life by a National ID Card.
Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us do
whatever it takes for our faith in Australia as a
dying tourist sinkhole. Even if anyone notices it
the media whores will not ever mention that this
land is now too crowded.
The best government in the history of this nation
will impose whatever draconian force is needed to
bring about change. The next challenge is a
frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban
water problem. The creative "Don't Frown - Drink
Brown" sewage-enriched water promotion, has proved
that I was right about public idiocy, and that we
could sell turd muffins with a cherry on top, to
all the morons out there. Major floods of public
money will be streamed to a plague of economic
locusts. Proper implementation of "water
management" means more bodies in urban areas, and
that means higher residential rents, and lower
wages. You must never, ever underestimate my
enormous weakness for just staying in power no
matter what.
Under my wise economic management, Australia will
give huge financial returns to foreign investors.
It is a truism that good national management is
about giving landlords the incentive to squeeze
the maximum out of australians. It's about giving
hard-working shareholders a free kick at the poor.
Since "a job" could be one hour a week, we can see
how many more of the disabled are "working
productively" and "accumulating wealth" since our
gang of corporate suckholes were put in charge.
Labor wants you to believe that this is not
genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
inheritors of property.
These are some of the fruits of my good NWO
governance. A scare campaign replete with various
bogeymen. An exciting "shared new adventure in tax
reform" - a Goods and Services Tax. Wages and
conditions that fit in with an asian future. The
exploitation of our newly subdued workforce.
Freeing the wealthy of a sense of obligation.
Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of
opportunity. Goading everyone to jump my
legalistic hurdles. Making the elderly ashamed and
remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a land of cheap soldiers. Preserving
the reputation of Australia, as a reliable,
friendly dog.
There are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Aspiring would-be employees can bid against other
aspirants in a job auction in an employer's
market, More and more australians are looking to
work from their park-benches, and now we see that
this is evidence of a "do it yourself" enterprise
culture. These people are not scared to die for
one of my reforms, and who are keen to work under
dangerous work conditions. As I just said, there
are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from
welfare to privatized chain-gangs, will continue
to be a challenge for no-nonsense government in
coming years. It is imperative that the useless
eaters thriving in our globalized economy, are
made to think of the shareholders. In earlier
times I would normally be tarred and feathered,
but now treason is chicken feed for me.
The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational
corporations, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to
enforce legislation that is designed to make even
more human resources "fair game". We will be
taking additional steps to sternly implement the
cruel mockery of a plague of economic locusts, in
another filthy round of betrayal and deception.
It has taken many years of economic and social
reform to transform Australia to suit corporate
needs. In partnership with the NWO we will control
national resources, and its authority and scope
will increasingly reach into those areas people
previously considered private.
Government will pass-on rising health care costs
to the human resources, as the NWO "Healthy
Cities" programs correct those personal feelings
of unease that afflict the lower classes. My
scungy government of misfits requires that we
apply a well deserved penalty for whingers. I will
firmly assert that foreign investors need
Australia to join the international brotherhood of
third-world nations. We face the challenge of
sustaining corporate prosperity as our society
ages. And so, we find ourselves with a surplus of
charmless geriatrics on our hands, and this
challenges us to find an efficient outcome.
People should understand, that by the very act of
re-electing me back into office, you have stupidly
lost any protections you once had. It irritates me
when I notice the stubborn conservative streak in
those who think they are above engaging in blood
sport, and fail to support my Iraq holy war for
oil adventure, but we are repudiating and rebuking
such cynicism, almost daily. And no, I think it's
still too early to make a final judgement about
what will be revealed in my war crimes trials.
We must mention all members of these people and
institutions. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Other national governments. Importers.
Kim Beazley.
I will need to mention something briefly about
these extremely significant issues concerning
privatization, and the reform process. Our society
is a great society, but our boy's club is
straining at the leash to carry out the job of
doing what needs to be done to all the national
institutions, and Australia. My job is to sweep
aside any objections directed against a programme
to radically reform our national institutions, and
my government will do just that. They say I'm a
walking, talking obscenity of nature, and even
though there is some disquiet, I urge you to
bravely accept and embrace the need for the
senseless garbage of celebrity adoration and idol
worship. After all of this shit it would be normal
for me to be burnt on a pyre for what I've done,
but now I can promote corporate selfishness, and I
can exude cool confidence even when I am clueless.
.oOo.
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failure, plainly is not the result of random
forces. I claim it is not merely good fortune that
I will be planning to spend billions of dollars of
Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert your
national water assets for transnational
carpetbaggers, and there is also several billion
dollars going to something that I forgot about,
and that I might have announced in the middle of
one of my self-congratulating drones.
To knowingly suggest that Australia has no debt,
as I constantly do, is another piece of mendacious
drivel. In fact, Australia's foreign debt has
grown massively.
Now when the nation's robopathic military killers
request weapons to misuse in my blood-soaked
military adventure, I emphasize that you can
afford it.
I hope you enjoy your compulsory work-enhancing
anti-dissent medication, and also your duty of
keeping ones such as I, in accustomed opulence.
You have been sleepwalking, and now it is time to
wake up from the soporific power of my dull inert
force. I am alarmed, indeed, when I see what
damage I've done to decent people. In a desperate
attempt to save my soul and to bring this to an
end, I ask you to please accept my most
grovelling, humble apology. And I'm not going to
give an ironclad guarantee in relation to that.
That having been said, now I will get back to
facile criticism. You may also enjoy some more
highly dubious, and ductile, language, and
obscenely chirpy familiarities. Allow me to
emphasize that the best way to guarantee that
those conditions will continue is to embrace
further reform, and how we've been quite
transparent, and I hope I did not forget to tell
you about how you will serve your mutual
obligation sentence.
Honest people have noticed that I represent the
sort of pathetic goose, always droning a lot of
monumentally dubious, and ductile, language, that
somehow has bypassed any serious plausibility on
my way to expounding an honest political
viewpoint. And my extremely far-fetched ideas of
economic absurdity make it obvious that I find it
easy to not take any responsibility for my
straw-man arguments.
Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians,
please embrace this wonderful news. This most fair
and decent regime has proved that there's no way
that a GST will ever be part of our policy. Human
resources, I have noticed, that losers are fond of
suggesting that my reforms will create dystopian
slums. And no, I'm not going to be pushed into
analyzing every little detail of my secret plans.
I would rather talk about other things. By going
into partnership with the international wealthy,
we have shown that we won't just automatically
click our heels and follow the americans.
Obedient, law-abiding, trusting creatures who
reside within this wonderful corporatized nation,
believe me when I say, that I always find it a
great thrill to briefly mention my further
megalomaniacal plans. The thatcherite Howard
regime is extremely happy about the reformed state
of the nation. This government that balances
justice against profits, has been the agent that
has given the best amount of goodness ever.
Haven't we had enough? No, there is much more to
come. The government has been the agent that has
given the gift of freedom from fear of the law,
for the international corporations, because we
would not accept any obstruction from the truth.
We have kept you to your mutual obligations. Thank
you for trusting me.
Never has there been such a warm public embrace of
our Government's historic ten billion dollar plan
to not flinch from the requirement of a democracy
to meet our duty of spending this exciting amount
of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the
public. So by taking the correct approach to this
fiscal challenge, our Government has delivered a
twisted and devious scheme that will deliver a
windfall to the banks. It will not work, of
course, unless I can get the mugs to carry the
financial burdens of adjustment, and I earnestly
hope that I can have the full cooperation of you
mugs out there.
This year I convened a special meeting about the
balance we now see in public life and public
policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced
Liberal Government, and to discuss issues of
deeply balanced financial interest about the need
to balance justice against corporate profits in a
balanced way, so that the balance still appears to
remain balanced to the clueless.
Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians,
let me say this, honestly, that others should
volunteer their labour, when I never volunteer my
own useless labour. My fellow australians, people
have noticed that losers like to suggest that I
run a filthy kleptocracy, but I can promise you
that we will follow policies which will, over a
period of time, bring down the foreign debt,
unless they don't, and I totally reject even the
slightest suggestion that our government is no
better than "a turd leading the herd". And no, I
don't want to go into every little detail of my
secret plans. This message is meant for those
contemptible ones who dissent. It may seem
sickening and fascistic, and you may be revolted
by the continual degradation of public health, and
transport, but the corporations are backing me, so
just get used to it!
This is an opportune time to announce that the
wonky and uncertain set of mechanisms whereby the
mass of human economic units cared for the infirm,
has been brutally pushed aside in a swift and
final manner. A secure, deterministic world has
finally arrived. We are united in marching to war
with our strong brothers!
In that awful period leading up to when our gang
of sleazy racketeers got elected to power,
Australia was comatose and the vast majority of us
were deeply influenced by the pretty scenarios
painted by the homeless. Horribly, the beating
heart of a good people had joined forces with the
Labor Party, international investors were hurling
themselves from high-rise windows, people had lost
respect for the rich, and Iraq was planning to
invade.
We fixed that when we mugged welfare recipients,
and steadily, year by year, and with clear goals,
hard work and a sense of purpose, Australia was
saved for The Queen. No banker fears having to
live anywhere near any signs of poverty. The
survival, the prosperity, the security and the
invincibility of the state of Israel, is now
behind secure, defensible boundaries. But, the
outcome is that the interests of the glorious
dominant order, always nervous about the lower
classes, are being attended to.
Let us give thanks to Jesus for all the valuable
real estate we could steal from indigenous folk to
rent out to suckers, letting us have institutions
that empower and protect us in every crime we
commit, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant
herd of media whores.
These days we are once again under attack. If you
drink recycled sewage, don't be drinking too much!
The welfare system has not yet been skinned alive
and left for dead.
We should realize that the dark shadow cast by the
prospect of New Zealand developing WMD in our
pragmatic new era, has the potential to
exterminate economic locusts. Australia must be
prepared to use all means at our disposal to
reinforce the equation that sports plus patriotism
equals military service, and to prevent the
intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily
life by a National ID Card.
Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us do
whatever it takes for our faith in Australia as a
dying tourist sinkhole. Even if anyone notices it
the media whores will not ever mention that this
land is now too crowded.
The best government in the history of this nation
will impose whatever draconian force is needed to
bring about change. The next challenge is a
frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban
water problem. The creative "Don't Frown - Drink
Brown" sewage-enriched water promotion, has proved
that I was right about public idiocy, and that we
could sell turd muffins with a cherry on top, to
all the morons out there. Major floods of public
money will be streamed to a plague of economic
locusts. Proper implementation of "water
management" means more bodies in urban areas, and
that means higher residential rents, and lower
wages. You must never, ever underestimate my
enormous weakness for just staying in power no
matter what.
Under my wise economic management, Australia will
give huge financial returns to foreign investors.
It is a truism that good national management is
about giving landlords the incentive to squeeze
the maximum out of australians. It's about giving
hard-working shareholders a free kick at the poor.
Since "a job" could be one hour a week, we can see
how many more of the disabled are "working
productively" and "accumulating wealth" since our
gang of corporate suckholes were put in charge.
Labor wants you to believe that this is not
genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
inheritors of property.
These are some of the fruits of my good NWO
governance. A scare campaign replete with various
bogeymen. An exciting "shared new adventure in tax
reform" - a Goods and Services Tax. Wages and
conditions that fit in with an asian future. The
exploitation of our newly subdued workforce.
Freeing the wealthy of a sense of obligation.
Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of
opportunity. Goading everyone to jump my
legalistic hurdles. Making the elderly ashamed and
remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a land of cheap soldiers. Preserving
the reputation of Australia, as a reliable,
friendly dog.
There are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Aspiring would-be employees can bid against other
aspirants in a job auction in an employer's
market, More and more australians are looking to
work from their park-benches, and now we see that
this is evidence of a "do it yourself" enterprise
culture. These people are not scared to die for
one of my reforms, and who are keen to work under
dangerous work conditions. As I just said, there
are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from
welfare to privatized chain-gangs, will continue
to be a challenge for no-nonsense government in
coming years. It is imperative that the useless
eaters thriving in our globalized economy, are
made to think of the shareholders. In earlier
times I would normally be tarred and feathered,
but now treason is chicken feed for me.
The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational
corporations, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to
enforce legislation that is designed to make even
more human resources "fair game". We will be
taking additional steps to sternly implement the
cruel mockery of a plague of economic locusts, in
another filthy round of betrayal and deception.
It has taken many years of economic and social
reform to transform Australia to suit corporate
needs. In partnership with the NWO we will control
national resources, and its authority and scope
will increasingly reach into those areas people
previously considered private.
Government will pass-on rising health care costs
to the human resources, as the NWO "Healthy
Cities" programs correct those personal feelings
of unease that afflict the lower classes. My
scungy government of misfits requires that we
apply a well deserved penalty for whingers. I will
firmly assert that foreign investors need
Australia to join the international brotherhood of
third-world nations. We face the challenge of
sustaining corporate prosperity as our society
ages. And so, we find ourselves with a surplus of
charmless geriatrics on our hands, and this
challenges us to find an efficient outcome.
People should understand, that by the very act of
re-electing me back into office, you have stupidly
lost any protections you once had. It irritates me
when I notice the stubborn conservative streak in
those who think they are above engaging in blood
sport, and fail to support my Iraq holy war for
oil adventure, but we are repudiating and rebuking
such cynicism, almost daily. And no, I think it's
still too early to make a final judgement about
what will be revealed in my war crimes trials.
We must mention all members of these people and
institutions. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Other national governments. Importers.
Kim Beazley.
I will need to mention something briefly about
these extremely significant issues concerning
privatization, and the reform process. Our society
is a great society, but our boy's club is
straining at the leash to carry out the job of
doing what needs to be done to all the national
institutions, and Australia. My job is to sweep
aside any objections directed against a programme
to radically reform our national institutions, and
my government will do just that. They say I'm a
walking, talking obscenity of nature, and even
though there is some disquiet, I urge you to
bravely accept and embrace the need for the
senseless garbage of celebrity adoration and idol
worship. After all of this shit it would be normal
for me to be burnt on a pyre for what I've done,
but now I can promote corporate selfishness, and I
can exude cool confidence even when I am clueless.
.oOo.
http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png
http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm