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Ext User(coffeecup@aussieisp.com)
25-02-2007, 04:43 PM
Governments cannot legislate to enforce themselves
winning again, but some things help. Where will it
be this time? I wonder how the "terrorists" will
make me look like a national saviour in the eyes
of the dull public so that I can once again win
and force you all to drink sewage.

I have fostered a kleptocratic wealth cult. It has
taken years of my deceit to get to this. Of
course, at the end of the day, we can see that by
taking revenge upon the unfortunate, the
government's pathetic and totally ignorant housing
policy failure, is honestly not just good fortune.
It is not by a toss of the dice that the dalek-led
Howard regime is in a position to stupidly blow
ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer money to
carefully divert your national water assets for
transnational carpetbaggers, nor is it simply good
luck that I got hold of several billion dollars to
go towards something that seemed like a good idea
at the time, and that I might have crowed about
recently.

To ever claim that Australia has no foreign debt,
as I am prone to do, is nothing more than my
mendacious tongue set loose or a deliberate
attempt to deceive you. In fact, Australia's huge
foreign debt is still growing.

So when our soldiers need some murdering equipment
to carry into my filthy so-called middle-east war,
I emphasize that Oz shitkickers will supply the
money.

You may be fascinated by the huge influx of
foreign "skilled labour", and be sickened by your
barren opportunities plus your sadly limited and
abbreviated personal life.

I have sold fascism covered over with a skin of
democracy as liberty. This is actually the true
state of affairs, so I assure you that sometimes
one needs to accept my apology. I feel very, very,
sorry about all of this. But putting these issues
aside, I will get back to girlish sprightliness.
Perhaps a little more highly chirpy familiarities,
and obscenely comforting reassurance. Please allow
me to point out the Government's industrial
relations legislation, and the new rules and
systems in our workplace culture, and let me
remind you again about how we are participating in
a foot-race towards an ever receding finishing
line.

Increasing numbers of people say that I typify
that type of horrible, nutless suckhole,
accustomed to spewing some obscenely stupid
downright nonsense, that somehow has forgotten any
serious believability on my way to stating a
political argument. And my extremely far-fetched
ideas of economic absurdity make it obvious that I
find it easy to not take any responsibility for my
straw-man arguments.

People of this privatized land, I have good news.
My team has proved that bullshit baffles brains.
Consumers, human resources, and others, I am not
one who would pretend I did not notice, that
losers often say that I sometimes fancy myself as
a national despot. And no, I haven't seen every
little detail of my secret plans. Let's get onto
other things. The humanitarian Howard regime has
shown that we won't just automatically click our
heels and follow the Americans.

My dear corporate assets of our level
playing-field, believe me when I say, that I
always find it the most ennobling pleasure to
briefly touch upon our glorious achievements. My
team is very content to see what we have changed.
By remorselessly applying NWO globalist reforms,
we have without any doubt, created a magnificent,
monumentally huge foreign debt. Is there more? Yes
there is. This bold, visionary government has
delivered a return to the proper way to share the
national wealth, because we would not accept any
obstruction from the truth about anything at all.
I have kept my promises, unless I haven't, but we
have all moved on. I salute the Latham Valley
aspirationals who made this possible.

A wonderful sign of our success, has been a strong
and very positive reaction to my responsible
regime's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to
respond to the challenge of spending this exciting
amount of ten billion dollars of taxpayer money.
So by tackling these fundamental problems, my
hard-working team has delivered a twisted and
devious scheme that will need a mind-bending media
campaign to make the public swallow it. This
political trick will not work, of course, unless
all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and
I earnestly hope that I can have the full trust of
the pretty little media talking air-heads.

My gang and the plutocracy recently met to discuss
the great sense of balance we now see in public
life and public policy, which has been a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced
Greatest Government Ever, and to consider the most
balanced and profitable ideas about how to find a
way to balance the balanced interests of the poor
against balanced military adventures in a balanced
way, so that the balanced interests of the right
people get the most balance.

My government is dominating your lives because I
said, you can quote me on this, Iraq is loaded
with weapons of mass destruction, and we know
where they are. Ladies and gentlemen, people have
noticed that pointy-headed tree-hugging
intellectuals like to suggest that my reforms
encourage deep nihilism and depression, but truth
is never disposable in national political life, so
I repudiate even the slightest suggestion that my
team is really just "the greedy leading the
needy". However, I'm not going to speculate on
what will be revealed in my war crimes trials. I
have something to say to all of those laughable
bludgers who are doing it tough. It may make you
sick to see the continual degradation of public
health, and transport, but the corporations are
backing me, and you voted for me!

We are proud that the creaky old set of mechanisms
whereby our nation produced wealth, has finally
been bombed-flat like Iraq as an act of
compassionate mercy. Mastery of all human impulses
has been revealed. We can now see what we have
achieved!

In that awful period leading up to when my pack of
misanthropic apes was mistakenly elected to power,
it was obvious to blind Freddy that we were
navel-gazing about our national identity and even
the best of us were continuously crawling to
hyperactive Labor politicians. As well as that,
the defeated life of the individual spirit was
still considered better than having my gang in
power, businesses were struggling, employment
rates were either high or low, and Iraq was
planning to invade.

But I knifed all that in the guts and I totally
gutted it, and by taking great strides, and with
the help of rabid right-wing think-tanks,
Australia became the envy of the corporate world.
Landlords can loll in opulence and luxury, as
Jesus intended. The survival, the prosperity, the
security and the invincibility of the state of
Israel, is now behind secure, defensible
boundaries. But, the outcome is that the concerns
of the landed gentry, always nervous about the
lower classes, are chiefly served.

Now we must join our hands in prayer, and thank
The Lord for giving us all the species so we could
render them extinct, making us unable to care for
any other living creatures, and a corrupt,
self-absorbed and ignorant herd of media whores.

These days we are once again under attack. We are
no longer relaxed and comfortable. The public
hospital system has not yet been skinned alive and
left for dead.

We should realize that the creeping horror caused
by the prospect of social harmony in this exciting
"shared adventure" in reform, has the potential to
exterminate economic locusts. My people will fight
tooth and nail to reinforce the equation that
sports plus patriotism equals military service,
and to support the National ID Card legislation at
every turn, despite its intrusion of a draconian
kind and level into daily life.

Because of these things, I call for us to embrace
the need for consumers to stay dull in a highly
competitive rat-race that is a filthy misanthropic
disgrace. We all know that you will not be allowed
to discuss that this land is now too crowded.

My team of criminally insane friends will do the
things that need to be done to impose change. We
will soon face the challenge of a frontal assault
on Australia's profitable urban water problem. The
strong and increasing public preference for sewage
over clean water, has proved that I was right
about public idiocy, and that our regime can
tackle issues of major corporate importance at
public expense. Major reservoirs of public money
will be pumped into the satchels of international
carpetbaggers. By the techniques of "water
management", we can fit more bodies in urban
areas, and that means higher commercial rents, and
lower wages. You should always keep in mind my
enormous addiction to fits of uncontrollable
grovelling to those who seem powerful.

With sufficient extreme reform, australians can
look forward to a new era of hard labour in a
police state. It is axiomatic that good economic
management is about giving ordinary corporations
the freedom and opportunity to squeeze the maximum
out of australians. It's about giving hard-working
media barons a very good suck on public assets. We
also found an extremely clever new way to
calculate that more than 1.3 million bludgers have
been removed from the statistics since I slithered
into office. The marxists want you to believe that
this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to a
plague of economic locusts.

Here is some of what I gave to you. A scare
campaign replete with various bogeymen. Numerous
cowardly acts of brutality and cynicism. Many more
globalist military operations with our special
friends. Some extra belt-tightening for the poor.
Freeing the wealthy of a sense of obligation.
Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of
opportunity. Goading the pensioners to try harder.
Making the sick ashamed and remorseful. Preserving
the reputation of Australia, as a land to exploit.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a
tourist shithole.

Proof of the correctness of my market ideologies
can be seen everywhere. Those disabled bludgers
now accept their obligations to those who live in
well-deserved inherited opulence, Australia will
soon join the international brotherhood of
third-world nations, and all of us can see that
this is evidence of a "do it yourself" enterprise
culture. These people are not scared to die for
one of my reforms, and who are keen to work under
lousy work conditions. My critics are now silent,
because, vindications of my reform policies
abound.

Moving many more doddering blue-rinse bludgers
from disabled pensions to "mutual obligation"
compulsory volunteer teams to replace police force
staff, will continue to be a top priority for
conservative government in coming years.
Free-market forces firmly insist that the pathetic
losers thriving in our globalized economy, uphold
the glory of rule by landlords. In earlier times
one would expect that I would be lynched, but now
I can get away with anything, and I can lie and
cheat with complete impunity.

The Liberal Party - the party of the mastery of
human weakness and frailty, will not shrink from
its duty to enforce initiatives to assist
australians to work from a condition of
homelessness. We have been getting advice from
neo-liberal think-tanks on how to sternly
implement the cruel mockery of poverty-based
businesses, in another disgraceful term of applied
corruption.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to transform Australia
to suit corporate needs. In partnership with the
NWO we will control national resources, and we
will see our powerful policing systems look into
other personal parts of people's daily lives.

Rising health care costs will continue to pose a
challenge for the human resources, as the NWO
"Healthy Cities" programs apply chemical
moderation to any refusal by human resources to
perform their assigned tasks. My scungy government
of misfits requires that a suitable regime of
punishment is developed for bludging disabled
pensioners. This is necessary, because
corporations are entitled to expect Australia to
join the international brotherhood of third-world
nations. We face the challenge of sustaining
corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems
that we are saddled with a load of useless old
cripples, and if this trend continues, we will
have to find a clinical solution to rid us of this
problem.

It should be clear by now, that at the end of the
day, by the very act of stupidly putting myself
once again into office, you have all lost any
protections you once had. It always bothers me
that I must fight the absence of a sense of
adventure in those left-wing weaklings who flinch
at my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, and we are
required to continually change our story to
convince a sceptical public. When all is said and
done, I don't want to go into whether or not that
is true.

Thank you to all members of those who involved
themselves in my schemes. Landlords. Financiers.
Crooked developers. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Kim Beazley.

I will now briefly return to these highly pressing
issues concerning labour market reform, and
workplace reform. This nation is fine just as it
is, but neo-liberal conservatives are straining at
the leash to carry out those things that will help
to reform the national character, and australian
society. Market forces place us under increasing
pressure to sweep aside any objections directed
against a programme to reinforce our submission to
the international economy, and I will never, ever
apologize for that. We have had fierce opposition
from most of the public, but, you will accept this
crying need for massive social engineering. After
all of this shit it would be normal for me to be
considered a type of retarded pig, but these days
I promote corporate selfishness, and it is a
terrible thing, that they accept all of my
nonsense.

.oOo.

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Ext User(Tim)
25-02-2007, 06:13 PM
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