Ext User(coffeecup@aussieisp.com)
05-03-2007, 07:53 PM
We will decide who wins this election, so please
note that my electorate belongs to me only. I
think that many relatively affluent citizens in
our capital cities still have use for my regime.
Australia's capacity for fear can never be
measured. A bomb here, a bomb there. Where will it
be this time? I wonder who will allow me to use
"national security" to appear as a credible leader
for political purposes, and to help me gloat that
I can once again slither back into office.
After a careful study of all the evidence, I have
concluded that I am a deceiver. To save my
political skin, I told filthy lies. It can be seen
that in a conspiracy by bigots and blockheads, the
Australian Government's ruinous and typically
catastrophic social welfare policy debacle, should
be seen as not just good fortune. It is not merely
sheer economic good luck that the greatest
Government in the history of the Universe will be
planning to stupidly misuse billions of dollars of
Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert your
national water assets for a horde of economic
locusts, nor is it simply good luck that I got
hold of 1.5 billion dollars to go towards
something that I forgot about, and that I might
have announced recently.
To ever suggest that Australia has paid off the
foreign debt, as I like to do, is downright
nonsense or a flight of deceptive and extreme
fantasy. In fact, Australia's huge foreign debt
has grown massively, and is still growing.
So when our soldiers need more killing tools to
misuse in my putrid middle-east carnage I
emphasize that you have the money.
I hope you enjoy a huge dose of my contemptuous
disrespect for others, and be sickened by my
besotted political fanaticism added to your new
life of craven conformity.
Steadily, year by year, the burden of my lies
grows. I wish to end this nightmare of deceit, so
I ask you to please accept my apology. I was
slippery, and evasive in my responses. So I
apologize. After that, you may enjoy a bit of my
lifeless imbecility. Perhaps a little more highly
facile criticism, and massively comforting
reassurance. Allow me to remind you how we are
participating in a foot-race towards an ever
receding finishing line, and how we haven't
deceived the Australian people, and I may have
forgotten to tell you about how we say we're not
going to prevent unions bargaining on behalf of
workers.
After years of my antics, many people say that I
am the sort of creature, accustomed to drawling
some obscenely comforting reassurance, that
somehow forgot all about the development of any
critical thinking skills on my way to stating an
honest political viewpoint. And my extremely
far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity make it
obvious that I find it easy to not take any
responsibility for my straw-man arguments.
Human resources, I have good news. This bold,
visionary government has established that truth is
absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never
disposable in national political life. Ladies and
gentlemen, I am quite conscious, that
intellectuals often say that I am a frenzied,
little sociopath. Look, I'm not going to speculate
on every little detail of my secret plans. We are
better off to talk about my positive achievements.
The best government in the history of this nation,
has definitely got the globalist fundamentals
right.
Consumers of our magnificent corporatized nation,
believe me when I say, that I always find it the
most ennobling honour to generously inform you of
our achievements, and to protect you from
communism. This most humanitarian regime is
particularly happy to stand on our record. The
best sociopathic government that international
banks could buy, has created the foundations for a
police state. Can we expect more? Yes we can.
Through the mercy of Jesus, I have delivered a
return to the proper way to share the national
wealth, despite the massive threat in the form of
weaklings. You have wonderfully trusted my secret
plan. Thank you for trusting me.
We anticipate massive and enthusiastic public
support for my responsible regime's ten billion
dollar plan to respond to the serious challenge of
spending this exciting amount of ten billion
dollars of money stolen from the public. So by
tackling this fiscal challenge, the Government has
whipped-up a sleazy scheme that will prove very
thrilling for some corporations. This bold,
visionary scam would be rejected, of course,
unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to
myself, and I will need agreement from my sleazy
corporate colleagues.
Last year I spoke at length about the great sense
of balance we now see in public life and public
policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Howard
Government, and to discuss issues of deeply
balanced financial interest about how to balance
the balanced interests of the poor against
balanced military adventures in a balanced way, so
that balance is not replaced by an unbalance
toward justice.
Let me clear the air on this matter, and say you
can quote me on this, I stand by the fact that
before we entered the war, we had a very strong
intelligence assessment that Iraq had a WMD
capability. Ladies and gentlemen, people have
noticed that pointy-headed tree-hugging
intellectuals like to suggest that I want others
to volunteer their labour, when I never volunteer
my own useless labour. I was told by the NWO that
they really need the human resources to all have
an ID card, so I treat with utter contempt, the
vile slander that our government is no better than
"a turd leading the herd". Well, I'm not going to
speculate on the detail of that suggestion. I have
a message for those contemptible bludging disabled
pensioners. You may disagree with the systematic
degradation of education services and the
environment, but the banks are backing me, and
there is no serious political opposition!
It has been most heartening to realize that the
wonky and uncertain set of weak tendencies whereby
this nation works, has now been kindly put to
death in a swift and final manner. A secure,
deterministic world has been revealed. I have made
my challenge to the world, and I stand on top of
the world!
In the period of communist rule preceding
liberation, when my pack of misanthropic apes got
divinely helped into power by Jesus, the public
was navel-gazing about our national identity and
despite some fierce struggles, even the best of us
were increasingly fraternizing with a hideous
strength. As if that wasn't bad enough, the Outer
Darkness was not generating enough jobs, many
landlords had to do honest work for a change,
people had lost respect for the rich, and Russia
was planning to invade.
We crushed the last trace of life out of that,
when we finally won, and steadily, year by year,
and with the help of Zionists, the nation was
saved for a horde of economic locusts. No banker
fears having to live anywhere near any signs of
poverty. We've left behind a period of
navel-gazing about our national identity, whatever
that means. But, we are happy if the result is
that the interests of the noble patrician classes,
always frightened of the lower classes, are
chiefly served.
Now we must join our hands in prayer, and thank
The Lord for decent right-thinking, church-going
people, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil
faces, making us unable to care for any other
living creatures, and a stupid, trusting, dull,
sports following, media-dominated public.
It is my solemn duty to warn the human resources
and consumers about the bogeyman. Keep your fridge
magnet close to your body at all times. Public
schools have not yet been skinned alive and left
for dead.
I will point out to you that an awful despair born
of the prospect of social harmony in these times,
could derail the NWO. We must not flinch from any
action needed to keep landlords and bankers safe,
and to prevent the intrusion of a draconian kind
and level into daily life by a National ID Card.
Beyond these awesome responsibilities, today I
want to reaffirm the need for consumers to stay
dull in a nuclear waste dump for other nations.
You should know that you will not be allowed to
discuss that there are too many people in this
land.
Our gang of sleazy racketeers will impose whatever
draconian force is needed to bring about change.
The next challenge is a frontal assault on
Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The
strong and raging public thirst for sewage, has
proved that I was right about public idiocy, and
that our regime can build projects of major
financial importance that the public pay for.
Major lakes of public money will be poured into a
plague of economic locusts. Proper implementation
of "water management" means more bodies in urban
areas, and that means higher commercial rents, and
lower wages. You must never, ever underestimate
the prominent position in my life of the need to
control others.
Under my wise economic management, australians can
look forward to a new era of hard labour in a
police state. I've always believed that good
economic management is about giving foreign
investors the freedom and opportunity to end their
fears of losing out on some unearned income. It's
about giving hard-working media barons a very good
suck on public assets. Since "a job" could be one
hour a week, we can see how more than 1.3 million
bludgers have been removed from the statistics
after I was mistakenly put into office. Labor
wants you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working bankers.
Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. Increasing homelessness. A "Free Trade
Agreement" with America that rolls Australia.
Wages and conditions that fit in with an asian
future. Elevating the killing of foreigners to a
position of holiness. Freeing the wealthy of a
sense of obligation. Goading everyone to climb the
greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to
run my legalistic maze. Making the poor ashamed
and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a land full of drooling idiots.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a
tourist shithole.
All the news is very good news. Those disabled
bludgers now understand their obligations to those
who live in well-deserved inherited opulence,
Increasingly, women and mature-age australians are
renovating their park-benches, and all of us can
see that this gives them scope to wonder what will
happen to their families. These are the battlers
from Struggle Street, who will put-up with any
insult. It is clear by now, there are many
encouraging signs to be seen.
Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers
from disabled pensions to privatized penal
servitude, will continue to be "fast-tracked" in
coming years. Free-market forces firmly insist
that the dreadful ill thriving in our community,
assist the banks. There was a time when one would
expect that I would be tarred and feathered, but
now I can get away with anything, and I can sell
the nation out from under your feet.
The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the
American way, will not shrink from its duty to
enforce non-optional exposure to the harsh winds
of holy market forces. We are going to apply our
mandate to significantly reduce the impediments to
the creation of a filthy rat-race, in another
disgraceful term of applied corruption.
It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to mould Australia to
suit America's needs. In partnership with the NWO
we will control national resources, and we will
see our authority spread ever deeper into those
areas people previously considered private.
Rising health care costs will continue to pose a
challenge for the users of those services, as the
agents of those services increasingly medicate
away the anger caused by living under a corrupt
regime. Our proud new globalist economics insists
that a suitable regime of punishment is developed
for our political enemies. We should remember that
the battlers need to see us insisting upon
enforced volunteer labour from the disabled. The
Government has highlighted the need to sustain
corporate prosperity as our society ages. The
crippling economic burden of caring for old
croakers confronts us, and if this trend
continues, we will have to find a profitable way
to use these human resources.
It should not be necessary to point out, that at
the end of the day, by the very act of re-electing
my lot once again into office, you have all
exposed yourselves to great danger. It irritates
me when I look at the stubborn conservative streak
in those who think they are above engaging in
blood sport, and fail to support my Iraq holy war
for oil adventure, but we are almost daily
fending-off such unwarranted criticism. Look, I
don't want to give a running commentary on what is
ultimately a matter for my war crimes trials.
It would be remiss to fail to honour many of these
people and organizations. Landlords. Financiers.
Crooked developers. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Kim Beazley.
Don't forget about these extremely significant
issues regarding the NWO national ID card that I
now suddenly badly want, and international trade
reform. We have great institutions, but I am eager
for the challenge of constantly moulding and
reforming the way people work, and australian
society. The reform process places us under
increasing pressure to engineer some ways to fix
all manner of social ills, and my government will
do just that. We have had a lot of opposition,
but, no matter how the cards fall, one can never
over emphasize the extreme national hunger for
reform. There was a time when one would expect
that I would be run out of town at the point of a
gun, but now I can get carried away with besotted
fanaticism, and wonderfully, I expect to sneak
away like a mangy maggot.
.oOo.
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note that my electorate belongs to me only. I
think that many relatively affluent citizens in
our capital cities still have use for my regime.
Australia's capacity for fear can never be
measured. A bomb here, a bomb there. Where will it
be this time? I wonder who will allow me to use
"national security" to appear as a credible leader
for political purposes, and to help me gloat that
I can once again slither back into office.
After a careful study of all the evidence, I have
concluded that I am a deceiver. To save my
political skin, I told filthy lies. It can be seen
that in a conspiracy by bigots and blockheads, the
Australian Government's ruinous and typically
catastrophic social welfare policy debacle, should
be seen as not just good fortune. It is not merely
sheer economic good luck that the greatest
Government in the history of the Universe will be
planning to stupidly misuse billions of dollars of
Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert your
national water assets for a horde of economic
locusts, nor is it simply good luck that I got
hold of 1.5 billion dollars to go towards
something that I forgot about, and that I might
have announced recently.
To ever suggest that Australia has paid off the
foreign debt, as I like to do, is downright
nonsense or a flight of deceptive and extreme
fantasy. In fact, Australia's huge foreign debt
has grown massively, and is still growing.
So when our soldiers need more killing tools to
misuse in my putrid middle-east carnage I
emphasize that you have the money.
I hope you enjoy a huge dose of my contemptuous
disrespect for others, and be sickened by my
besotted political fanaticism added to your new
life of craven conformity.
Steadily, year by year, the burden of my lies
grows. I wish to end this nightmare of deceit, so
I ask you to please accept my apology. I was
slippery, and evasive in my responses. So I
apologize. After that, you may enjoy a bit of my
lifeless imbecility. Perhaps a little more highly
facile criticism, and massively comforting
reassurance. Allow me to remind you how we are
participating in a foot-race towards an ever
receding finishing line, and how we haven't
deceived the Australian people, and I may have
forgotten to tell you about how we say we're not
going to prevent unions bargaining on behalf of
workers.
After years of my antics, many people say that I
am the sort of creature, accustomed to drawling
some obscenely comforting reassurance, that
somehow forgot all about the development of any
critical thinking skills on my way to stating an
honest political viewpoint. And my extremely
far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity make it
obvious that I find it easy to not take any
responsibility for my straw-man arguments.
Human resources, I have good news. This bold,
visionary government has established that truth is
absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never
disposable in national political life. Ladies and
gentlemen, I am quite conscious, that
intellectuals often say that I am a frenzied,
little sociopath. Look, I'm not going to speculate
on every little detail of my secret plans. We are
better off to talk about my positive achievements.
The best government in the history of this nation,
has definitely got the globalist fundamentals
right.
Consumers of our magnificent corporatized nation,
believe me when I say, that I always find it the
most ennobling honour to generously inform you of
our achievements, and to protect you from
communism. This most humanitarian regime is
particularly happy to stand on our record. The
best sociopathic government that international
banks could buy, has created the foundations for a
police state. Can we expect more? Yes we can.
Through the mercy of Jesus, I have delivered a
return to the proper way to share the national
wealth, despite the massive threat in the form of
weaklings. You have wonderfully trusted my secret
plan. Thank you for trusting me.
We anticipate massive and enthusiastic public
support for my responsible regime's ten billion
dollar plan to respond to the serious challenge of
spending this exciting amount of ten billion
dollars of money stolen from the public. So by
tackling this fiscal challenge, the Government has
whipped-up a sleazy scheme that will prove very
thrilling for some corporations. This bold,
visionary scam would be rejected, of course,
unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to
myself, and I will need agreement from my sleazy
corporate colleagues.
Last year I spoke at length about the great sense
of balance we now see in public life and public
policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Howard
Government, and to discuss issues of deeply
balanced financial interest about how to balance
the balanced interests of the poor against
balanced military adventures in a balanced way, so
that balance is not replaced by an unbalance
toward justice.
Let me clear the air on this matter, and say you
can quote me on this, I stand by the fact that
before we entered the war, we had a very strong
intelligence assessment that Iraq had a WMD
capability. Ladies and gentlemen, people have
noticed that pointy-headed tree-hugging
intellectuals like to suggest that I want others
to volunteer their labour, when I never volunteer
my own useless labour. I was told by the NWO that
they really need the human resources to all have
an ID card, so I treat with utter contempt, the
vile slander that our government is no better than
"a turd leading the herd". Well, I'm not going to
speculate on the detail of that suggestion. I have
a message for those contemptible bludging disabled
pensioners. You may disagree with the systematic
degradation of education services and the
environment, but the banks are backing me, and
there is no serious political opposition!
It has been most heartening to realize that the
wonky and uncertain set of weak tendencies whereby
this nation works, has now been kindly put to
death in a swift and final manner. A secure,
deterministic world has been revealed. I have made
my challenge to the world, and I stand on top of
the world!
In the period of communist rule preceding
liberation, when my pack of misanthropic apes got
divinely helped into power by Jesus, the public
was navel-gazing about our national identity and
despite some fierce struggles, even the best of us
were increasingly fraternizing with a hideous
strength. As if that wasn't bad enough, the Outer
Darkness was not generating enough jobs, many
landlords had to do honest work for a change,
people had lost respect for the rich, and Russia
was planning to invade.
We crushed the last trace of life out of that,
when we finally won, and steadily, year by year,
and with the help of Zionists, the nation was
saved for a horde of economic locusts. No banker
fears having to live anywhere near any signs of
poverty. We've left behind a period of
navel-gazing about our national identity, whatever
that means. But, we are happy if the result is
that the interests of the noble patrician classes,
always frightened of the lower classes, are
chiefly served.
Now we must join our hands in prayer, and thank
The Lord for decent right-thinking, church-going
people, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil
faces, making us unable to care for any other
living creatures, and a stupid, trusting, dull,
sports following, media-dominated public.
It is my solemn duty to warn the human resources
and consumers about the bogeyman. Keep your fridge
magnet close to your body at all times. Public
schools have not yet been skinned alive and left
for dead.
I will point out to you that an awful despair born
of the prospect of social harmony in these times,
could derail the NWO. We must not flinch from any
action needed to keep landlords and bankers safe,
and to prevent the intrusion of a draconian kind
and level into daily life by a National ID Card.
Beyond these awesome responsibilities, today I
want to reaffirm the need for consumers to stay
dull in a nuclear waste dump for other nations.
You should know that you will not be allowed to
discuss that there are too many people in this
land.
Our gang of sleazy racketeers will impose whatever
draconian force is needed to bring about change.
The next challenge is a frontal assault on
Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The
strong and raging public thirst for sewage, has
proved that I was right about public idiocy, and
that our regime can build projects of major
financial importance that the public pay for.
Major lakes of public money will be poured into a
plague of economic locusts. Proper implementation
of "water management" means more bodies in urban
areas, and that means higher commercial rents, and
lower wages. You must never, ever underestimate
the prominent position in my life of the need to
control others.
Under my wise economic management, australians can
look forward to a new era of hard labour in a
police state. I've always believed that good
economic management is about giving foreign
investors the freedom and opportunity to end their
fears of losing out on some unearned income. It's
about giving hard-working media barons a very good
suck on public assets. Since "a job" could be one
hour a week, we can see how more than 1.3 million
bludgers have been removed from the statistics
after I was mistakenly put into office. Labor
wants you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working bankers.
Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. Increasing homelessness. A "Free Trade
Agreement" with America that rolls Australia.
Wages and conditions that fit in with an asian
future. Elevating the killing of foreigners to a
position of holiness. Freeing the wealthy of a
sense of obligation. Goading everyone to climb the
greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to
run my legalistic maze. Making the poor ashamed
and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a land full of drooling idiots.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a
tourist shithole.
All the news is very good news. Those disabled
bludgers now understand their obligations to those
who live in well-deserved inherited opulence,
Increasingly, women and mature-age australians are
renovating their park-benches, and all of us can
see that this gives them scope to wonder what will
happen to their families. These are the battlers
from Struggle Street, who will put-up with any
insult. It is clear by now, there are many
encouraging signs to be seen.
Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers
from disabled pensions to privatized penal
servitude, will continue to be "fast-tracked" in
coming years. Free-market forces firmly insist
that the dreadful ill thriving in our community,
assist the banks. There was a time when one would
expect that I would be tarred and feathered, but
now I can get away with anything, and I can sell
the nation out from under your feet.
The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the
American way, will not shrink from its duty to
enforce non-optional exposure to the harsh winds
of holy market forces. We are going to apply our
mandate to significantly reduce the impediments to
the creation of a filthy rat-race, in another
disgraceful term of applied corruption.
It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to mould Australia to
suit America's needs. In partnership with the NWO
we will control national resources, and we will
see our authority spread ever deeper into those
areas people previously considered private.
Rising health care costs will continue to pose a
challenge for the users of those services, as the
agents of those services increasingly medicate
away the anger caused by living under a corrupt
regime. Our proud new globalist economics insists
that a suitable regime of punishment is developed
for our political enemies. We should remember that
the battlers need to see us insisting upon
enforced volunteer labour from the disabled. The
Government has highlighted the need to sustain
corporate prosperity as our society ages. The
crippling economic burden of caring for old
croakers confronts us, and if this trend
continues, we will have to find a profitable way
to use these human resources.
It should not be necessary to point out, that at
the end of the day, by the very act of re-electing
my lot once again into office, you have all
exposed yourselves to great danger. It irritates
me when I look at the stubborn conservative streak
in those who think they are above engaging in
blood sport, and fail to support my Iraq holy war
for oil adventure, but we are almost daily
fending-off such unwarranted criticism. Look, I
don't want to give a running commentary on what is
ultimately a matter for my war crimes trials.
It would be remiss to fail to honour many of these
people and organizations. Landlords. Financiers.
Crooked developers. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Kim Beazley.
Don't forget about these extremely significant
issues regarding the NWO national ID card that I
now suddenly badly want, and international trade
reform. We have great institutions, but I am eager
for the challenge of constantly moulding and
reforming the way people work, and australian
society. The reform process places us under
increasing pressure to engineer some ways to fix
all manner of social ills, and my government will
do just that. We have had a lot of opposition,
but, no matter how the cards fall, one can never
over emphasize the extreme national hunger for
reform. There was a time when one would expect
that I would be run out of town at the point of a
gun, but now I can get carried away with besotted
fanaticism, and wonderfully, I expect to sneak
away like a mangy maggot.
.oOo.
http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png
http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm