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06-03-2007, 10:13 AM
We want to assert that you must be very careful,
because dealing with me, is dealing with the Devil
himself! A mix of "family values" and some
"terror" should do it. Remember that your mutual
obligation requires you to "move on" when I
peevishly tell you to. A Bali here, a Bali there.
It will be interesting to see what type of
"invasion" threat will create a "security crisis"
so that I will always remain an unflushable thing
that bobs around in the lavatory bowl.

I have fostered a kleptocratic wealth cult. Rising
health care costs are my great shame. It really
should be obvious that by ineffective and bungling
management, the National Government's ineffective
and totally depressing free trade planning
failure, obviously is no mere shot in the dark. It
is not only random chance that the thatcherite
Howard regime will be planning to criminally waste
ten billion dollars of your money to make a gift
of Australia's water system for transnational
carpetbaggers, and it is not merely good fortune
that I suddenly found a huge pile of taxpayer
money that will be going to something that I
forgot about, and that I made a big deal about
yesterday.

To claim that Australia has no foreign debt, as I
do, is simply a hypocritical pretense with a
deliberate attempt to deceive you. If you look,
you will find that the huge foreign debt is still
growing.

So now when the nation's robopathic military
killers are short of some murdering equipment to
carry into my blood-soaked military adventure, I
now say that the GST has given me all the money I
need.

You may be fascinated by the disguised contempt
that motivates me, and you best avoid choking on
your abject submission added to your confused and
pointless lifestyles.

I have become a destructive, privileged parasite.
In a desperate attempt to save my soul and to
bring this to an end, I humbly beg you to accept
my most abject apology. Never-ever again. I'm
dead. I will be killed by the voters in the next
election. That having been said, now let me offer
you some laboured levity. Perhaps a little more
extremely hypocritical pretense, and massively
concatenated pedantries. I'll just quickly mention
how you will serve your mutual obligation
sentence, and that when all the shares in Telstra
are sold we'll be in Heaven, and I hope I did not
forget to tell you about how I will place
everything under a central authority for the
corporations.

Honest people have noticed that I am the sort of
retard, constantly droning some very disguised
contempt, who has forgotten any serious honesty as
I try to remember the last lie I told while
pretending to be arriving at a political argument.
And my long-running play acts of being a competent
authority reveal how easy it has become to have an
opinion I'm not prepared to take any
responsibility for.

Consumers, please suspend disbelief. This most
fair and decent regime has in our understated way,
used all means in our power to stay in power. Work
units, it has been drawn to my attention, that
single mothers like to suggest that I radiate
ill-concealed contempt, However, I think it's
still too early to make a final judgement about
what is ultimately a matter for my war crimes
trials. Let's move on now. Through the mercy of
Jesus, I have done a terrific job.

Club members who live upon this Great Southern
Bombing Range, it has always been among the
greatest experiences, and always a great thrill to
briefly touch upon our achievements, and to keep
you safe from invisible threats. This bold,
visionary government is extremely happy to see
what we have changed. The best government in the
history of this nation has delivered the greatest
amount of personal debt ever. That alone should be
enough, but there is more. The best government in
the history of this nation has delivered a return
to pride in military conquest, because we would
not accept any obstruction from intellectuals. We
have kept you to your mutual obligations. Thank
you for trusting me.

We anticipate a warm public embrace of my
Government's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to
not flinch from the challenge of buying votes with
the large sum of ten billion dollars of money
stolen from the public. So by taking the correct
approach to this fiscal challenge, my Government
has put on the table a long-range, well-funded
plan that will deliver a windfall to the banks.
This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of
course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded
to myself, and I appeal for the full cooperation
of the pretty little media talking air-heads.

My gang and the plutocracy recently met to discuss
the balance in public life and public policy,
which has been a balanced hallmark of the
achievement of the balanced Greatest Government
Ever, and to consider the most balanced and
profitable ideas about how to find a way to
balance the balanced needs of the homeless against
corporate profits in a balanced way, so that the
balance still appears to remain balanced to the
clueless.

I am in the highest office in the land because I
said, in all honesty, when you realise that a
National ID Card involves a level of intrusion of
a draconian kind into private lives, I must oppose
it. Ladies and gentlemen, I have noticed that
weaklings are fond of suggesting that I run a
filthy kleptocracy, but I was told by the NWO that
they really need the human resources to all have
an ID card, so I treat with utter contempt, the
vile slander that the government is really just
"the best turd in the herd". Of course, I'm not
going to be pushed into analyzing what is
ultimately a matter for my war crimes trials. Here
is a savage rebuke to all of those laughable
useless feeders. You may not like the continual
degradation of public health, and transport, but
the media whores are backing me, so just get used
to it!

We are proud that the loser-tolerant set of
mechanisms whereby our nation once operated, has
been unceremoniously pushed aside for the benefit
of our friends in the American Fatherland. The new
corporate economy-tailored human being hails the
strong new world order that grew out of the ashes
of the old order. I have made my challenge to the
world, and I stand on top of the world!

It seems like it was a long time ago, but in the
years before my team got mostly helped into power
by zionists, anyone could see how we were
performing far below full potential and although
we struggled, we were completely bamboozled by the
fast-talking style of a raving fascist lunatic.
Horribly, the defeated life of the individual
spirit was still blood-sucking the public,
martians were marching in the streets, the economy
was acquiring a strange green hue, and Iraq was
planning to invade.

But when my despicable gang of thugs won, we fixed
all that, and by stealth, and with the help of The
Lord, Australia was saved for The Queen. Living
standards of real-estate agents are now higher
than ever. The survival, the prosperity, the
security and the invincibility of the state of
Israel, is now behind secure, defensible
boundaries. But, the outcome is that the plans of
the magnificent ruling elite, always nervous about
the lower classes, are being richly served.

Now we must join our hands in prayer, and thank
The Lord for all the valuable real estate we could
steal from indigenous folk to rent out to suckers,
letting us run every kind of creepy racket you can
imagine, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant
herd of media whores.

Yet all is not well. If you drink recycled sewage,
don't be drinking too much! Resistance to the NWO
ID card has not been totally cleansed of satanic
forces.

It is true that the darkness spawned by knowing
that awful things could happen in our pragmatic
new era, might upset the bankers in a terrible
way. Our military will be built up to protect
Israel's interests, wherever they are, and to
oppose the National ID Card legislation at every
turn, with its imputation that every australian is
a cheat.

As a pre-emptive response to all these challenges,
let us pray to dark forces for that which is most
profitable in a highly competitive rat-race that
is a filthy misanthropic disgrace. It is now a
religion that you will not be allowed to discuss
that there are too many people in this land.

This most fair and decent regime is ready to make
the public face whatever comes. International
merchant banks urge a frontal assault on
Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The
strong and raging public thirst for sewage, has
proved that I was right about public idiocy, and
that our regime can tackle issues of major
corporate importance at public expense. Major
flows of public money will be piped to the pockets
of the greasiest spivs that ever robbed a nation
blind. Success in "water management" means more
bodies in urban areas, and that means a big boost
in unearned profits for my kind of people. You may
have sometimes noticed my enormous weakness for
the urge to make non-core promises.

With sufficient extreme reform, the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. It is a truism that good
national management is about giving ordinary
corporations the freedom and opportunity to avoid
any unpleasant encounters with their victims. It's
about giving hard-working bankers peace of mind
and confidence to plan for a sumptuous parasitic
future. We also found an extremely clever new way
to calculate that more than 1.3 million new "jobs"
have been "created" after my gang of extremist
ideologues got into power. My critics want you to
believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell
that to the hard working property pimps.

We have given you all this, and more. The most
depressing regime ever imposed upon Australia. A
"Free Trade Agreement" with America that rolls
Australia. An abundance of pain and hypocrisy.
Elevating the killing of foreigners to a position
of holiness. Freeing the wealthy of a sense of
obligation. Goading everyone to climb the greasy
pole of futility. Goading everyone to run my
legalistic maze. Making the sick ashamed and
remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a land stripped bare. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a reliable, friendly
dog.

The fruits of reform can be seen everywhere. The
elderly homeless now understand their obligations
to those who live in well-deserved inherited
opulence, More and more australians are looking to
work from their park-benches, and all of us can
see that this is what Liberal Party economic
reform is all about! These are the Latham Valley
battlers, who desperately attempt to climb the
greasy pole of opportunity. You can see it for
yourself, vindications of my reform policies
abound.

Moving many more doddering blue-rinse bludgers
from poverty to "mutual obligation" compulsory
volunteer teams to replace police force staff,
will continue to be a top priority for
conservative government in coming years. It is
imperative that the genetically inferior thriving
in our privatized nation, repay the generosity of
the wealthy. After all of this shit one would
expect that I would be lynched, but no-one stops
me now, and I can march you all off to an obscene
military carnage.

The Liberal Party - the party of the worship of
Mammon, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to
enforce legislation that is designed to make even
more human resources "fair game". I will apply
principles of the corporate state as I cheaply
implement the personal desperation of the
marginalized, in another filthy round of betrayal
and deception.

We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to
transform Australia into something unrecognizable.
In partnership with the NWO we will control
national resources, and we will see our authority
spread ever deeper into other personal parts of
people's daily lives.

Government will pass-on rising health care costs
to the human resources, as the NWO "Healthy
Cities" programs increasingly medicate away those
personal feelings of unease that afflict the lower
classes. A fair and decent society demands that we
apply a well deserved penalty for whingers. I will
point out that a plague of economic locusts needs
enforced volunteer labour from the disabled. I
have highlighted the challenge of sustaining
corporate prosperity as our society ages. The
crippling economic burden of caring for old
croakers confronts us, and if this trend
continues, we will have to find an efficient
outcome.

It should be clear by now, that by your very act
of trustingly putting me back into office, you
have made a most damnable mistake. It always
bothers me when I notice the absence of a sense of
adventure in those who refuse to embrace my
enthusiasm for demonizing and tormenting the
disabled, but we are repudiating and rebuking such
cynicism, almost daily. Well, I'm not going to be
pushed into analyzing what is really meant by
that.

Thank you to so many of these people who made the
ordeal of my regime possible. Kim Beazley.
Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other
national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media
whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents.

I will now briefly return to these very vital
issues concerning corporatization, and workplace
reform. Our people are a great people, but my
despicable gang of thugs is straining at the leash
to carry out the task of re-engineering all the
national institutions, and this fine nation.
Market forces place us under increasing pressure
to sweep aside any objections directed against a
programme to emphasize the terrorist threat for a
country like ours, and I will do just that. They
say I'm a violent, warmongering junkie, but, no
matter how the cards fall, you must finally accept
this crying need for massive social engineering.
After all of this shit one would expect that I
would be skinned alive after the things I've done,
but no-one stops me now, and dreadfully, I do
believe that crime really pays.

.oOo.

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