Bumper stickers

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Bumper stickers are an art form, much like t-shirt slogans.
Yanks, in particular, seem to love them.
I've seen some good ones over here, as usual, but so far the best is:

Impeach Bush, Torture Cheney

(and one on someone's snowboard which said Skiing is for little fat kids).

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[Ext User(Albm&ctd)]

In article <55m6t5F25m4biU1@mid.individual.net>,
britishtobaccoverification11@yahoo.co.uk says...
> Bumper stickers are an art form, much like t-shirt slogans.
> Yanks, in particular, seem to love them.
> I've seen some good ones over here, as usual, but so far the best is:
>
> Impeach Bush, Torture Cheney
>
> (and one on someone's snowboard which said Skiing is for little fat kids).
>
On new cars, I thought bumper stickers were there to add strength.
I thought of one some time back to put on my 6mm alloy bumper - 'Poofters
Tailgate' - but thought maybe could be a little embarassing if I ran up
the arse of someone or maybe someone would think a poofter made the
tailgate of my ute whereas I think it was made by a straight Himalayan
Yeti... lost in Siberia... probably lost in the mail. Hope it was
insured.

Al
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Albm&ctd wrote:
> In article <55m6t5F25m4biU1@mid.individual.net>,
> britishtobaccoverification11@yahoo.co.uk says...
>
>> Bumper stickers are an art form, much like t-shirt slogans.
>>Yanks, in particular, seem to love them.
>>I've seen some good ones over here, as usual, but so far the best is:
>>
>>Impeach Bush, Torture Cheney
>>
>>(and one on someone's snowboard which said Skiing is for little fat kids).
>>
>
> On new cars, I thought bumper stickers were there to add strength.
> I thought of one some time back to put on my 6mm alloy bumper - 'Poofters
> Tailgate' - but thought maybe could be a little embarassing if I ran up
> the arse of someone or maybe someone would think a poofter made the
> tailgate of my ute whereas I think it was made by a straight Himalayan
> Yeti... lost in Siberia... probably lost in the mail. Hope it was
> insured.

"Centerforce - the peformance clutch" The sticker
and the clutch are still good, after many years.
The engine is starting to rip the shite outta the
clutch I think. Load vehicle up and it's all judder
judder, jolt as whatever their weight devices jump
into place, otherwise then all good.

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In article <4UrJh.10488$8U4.2324@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
the_dawggie@hotmail.com says...
> Albm&ctd wrote:
> > In article <55m6t5F25m4biU1@mid.individual.net>,
> > britishtobaccoverification11@yahoo.co.uk says...
> >
> >> Bumper stickers are an art form, much like t-shirt slogans.
> >>Yanks, in particular, seem to love them.
> >>I've seen some good ones over here, as usual, but so far the best is:
> >>
> >>Impeach Bush, Torture Cheney
> >>
> >>(and one on someone's snowboard which said Skiing is for little fat kids).
> >>
> >
> > On new cars, I thought bumper stickers were there to add strength.
> > I thought of one some time back to put on my 6mm alloy bumper - 'Poofters
> > Tailgate' - but thought maybe could be a little embarassing if I ran up
> > the arse of someone or maybe someone would think a poofter made the
> > tailgate of my ute whereas I think it was made by a straight Himalayan
> > Yeti... lost in Siberia... probably lost in the mail. Hope it was
> > insured.
>
> "Centerforce - the peformance clutch" The sticker
> and the clutch are still good, after many years.
> The engine is starting to rip the shite outta the
> clutch I think. Load vehicle up and it's all judder
> judder, jolt as whatever their weight devices jump
> into place, otherwise then all good.
>
Just thought of another bumper sticker. Tread on my Butt. Strange, I'm a
non-smoker so I must be the one doing the treading on the bumper. Don't
throw your bumper out the window and don't drink drive.. or omo otherwise
I'll find some reason to tread on it and make sure your tyres have
some too.

Al
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