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Ext User(Eduard Groenstein)
13-03-2007, 04:43 PM
On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:05:50 +0000, Don H wrote:

> On 11 mar, 19:40, "Don H" <donlhumphr...@bigpond.com> wrote:
>> "Eduard Groenstein" <egroe...@hipmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> > Hi Turdy!
>>
>> > How can we memorialize your achievements for all future
>> > generations of Australians?
>>
>> > Our think tank came up with the concept of outback memorial toilets. Now
>> > before you get on your high horse and ride off into the sunset just
> think
>> > about it dispassionately while you digest the proposed
> specifications....
>>
>> > Basic TOMT (Turcaud Outback Memorial Toilet) specifications:
>> > 1. TOMT will be in the form of a larger than life bust of yourself.
>> > 2. Lightweight and durable means easy installation and low
>> > maintenance. We can get them mass produced in China.
>> > It is proposed that hundreds of these toilets will be
>> > installed throughout the outback. A single Toyota Landcruiser would be
>> > capable of transporting 10 such TOMTs using a suitable trailer in a
> single
>> > weekend. Over a period of a couple of months the roll out would be
>> > complete.
>> > 3. Cyclone, fire and theft proof design.
>> > 4. Includes a UV stabilized plaque detailing your magnificent
> achievements
>> > 5. Waterless composting design is DDD friendly and will ensure a very
>> > small environmental footprint.
>>
>> > Eduard
>>
>> # One can feel a bit sorry for someone who claims he was swindled out of
>> some geological find in Australia, but there are ways and means of seeking
>> restitution, or justice. Have these been tried and failed?
>> What is the lesson of Science? That all things constitute a causal
> chain
>> of consequences, and nothing can alter the past. To dwell on past wrongs,
>> or imagined wrongs, is to, like Lot's wife, look back and turn into a
> pillar
>> of salt (bitterness).
>> The Church claims to be able to forgive sins, via Divine Mercy, but
>> scientifically, it is better not to sin in the first place, as causality
> is
>> unforgiving, and any saying "sorry" can't really alter what's occurred,
>> though it might ameliorate the results.
>> And what if Sir JPT did get his rightful deserts? Would they
>> automatically have been of benefit? There was a case of a young woman who
>> won Tatts, bought herself a sports car, went around a curve too fast, hit
> a
>> tree, and died. "I'm willing to take such chance", says JPT?
>> Anyway, time moves on, and screaming at all and sundry, in capitals, on
>> News Groups, is to condemn the innocent along with the guilty, and hardly
>> the way to win support for a grievance.- Masquer le texte des messages
> précédents -
>>
>> - Afficher le texte des messages précédents -
>
> Oh for God's sake shut up with your soothing words ... not a comment
> indeed on the two smoke-screen companies used in a successful scheme
> to defraud me by the Mining Criminals, and which the very year
> afterwards scuttled themselves after having "passed on" the Telfer
> show to the Mining Criminals for a great 15 000 Quids, and as a
> worthless prospect ... having spent though 800 000 Quids on alleged un-
> successful probation the year before then
> Just make the addition if you can !
> ... 3 millions paid underhand though on the directors of Narla & Day
> Dawn by the Newmont / Newcrest & BHP Mining Criminals , swindling in
> so doing those companies shareholders of their right due IN CLEAR the
> whole 2400 km² of the Telfer Show ! This is good practice according to
> the Land of Bastards & yours ' standards indeed ! Hey ?
> ... 3 000 Billions robbed from the un aware then Narla & Day Dawn
> shareholders hence
> ... NOT A CENT NOR A THANKS TO THE GALLANT DISCOVERER OF IT ALL !
>
> Shut up for God's sake you typical gutless australian toad .... I
> don't need your support, I don't need anything from you Bastards at
> all for that matter ! I am fulfilling my duty & am successful in that
> indeed, to have demonstrated the Criminals scheme of those Mining
> Manure ( which you are so careful not to point our with accusing
> finger ) to have demonstrated the fraud of all those 7 alleged Mining
> Pioneers of yours !!!! ... to whom your Corrupt to the core Western
> Australia & Federal Whorehouses are unable to deliver even the
> slightest & even the lowest profile Medal of Service ( or Honour or
> whatever worthless australian medal of shit )
> Why don't you praise those heroes of yours now ?
>
> You know nothing about my life in your fucken Hell of Australia, and
> the fact that again I want nothing now from you all degenerate liars
> & thieving bastards ! You can keep it all Convict Rabble across the
> board, and there are further no innocent in your australia Hell since
> those cowards are supporting eagerly the Criminals indeed ... as you
> have and are all doing indeed !
>
> What do you know about duty and about the courage to tackle alone the
> Great Sandy Desert on foot ... by walking up to 50 miles in searing
> conditions loaded like a mule ! What do you know fucken australian
> cunt about Australia Greatest Mining Pioneer ? ...the only one who put
> 3 mines on the map of that filthy Toadland ? Hey
>
>
> Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
> Exploration Geologist & Offshore Consultant
> Mobile +33 650 171 464
>
> Australia Mining Pioneer
> Founder of the True Geology
> http://www.tnet.com.au/~warrigal/grule.html
> http://users.indigo.net.au/don/tel/index.html
> http://members.iimetro.com.au/~hubbca/turcaud.htm
> http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/bbing/stories/s28534.htm
>
> # Yeah, sorry I opened my mouth, oh, Le Crapaud. I suspect you got
> everything you deserved. Are frog-eaters cannibals?

Yeah, that is the kind of thanks one gets! Turdy has the prospect of having
a very considerable number of statues of himself installed right through the
outback and what does he do? He starts on another bloody usenet rant instead.

Eduard

Ext User(Don H)
14-03-2007, 06:24 AM
"Eduard Groenstein" <egroents@hipmail.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.03.13.05.53.41.762726@hipmail.com...
> On Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:05:50 +0000, Don H wrote:
>
> > On 11 mar, 19:40, "Don H" <donlhumphr...@bigpond.com> wrote:
> >> "Eduard Groenstein" <egroe...@hipmail.com> wrote in message
> >>
> >> > Hi Turdy!
> >>
> >> > How can we memorialize your achievements for all future
> >> > generations of Australians?
> >>
> >> > Our think tank came up with the concept of outback memorial toilets.
Now
> >> > before you get on your high horse and ride off into the sunset just
> > think
> >> > about it dispassionately while you digest the proposed
> > specifications....
> >>
> >> > Basic TOMT (Turcaud Outback Memorial Toilet) specifications:
> >> > 1. TOMT will be in the form of a larger than life bust of yourself.
> >> > 2. Lightweight and durable means easy installation and low
> >> > maintenance. We can get them mass produced in China.
> >> > It is proposed that hundreds of these toilets will be
> >> > installed throughout the outback. A single Toyota Landcruiser would
be
> >> > capable of transporting 10 such TOMTs using a suitable trailer in a
> > single
> >> > weekend. Over a period of a couple of months the roll out would be
> >> > complete.
> >> > 3. Cyclone, fire and theft proof design.
> >> > 4. Includes a UV stabilized plaque detailing your magnificent
> > achievements
> >> > 5. Waterless composting design is DDD friendly and will ensure a very
> >> > small environmental footprint.
> >>
> >> > Eduard
> >>
> >> # One can feel a bit sorry for someone who claims he was swindled out
of
> >> some geological find in Australia, but there are ways and means of
seeking
> >> restitution, or justice. Have these been tried and failed?
> >> What is the lesson of Science? That all things constitute a causal
> > chain
> >> of consequences, and nothing can alter the past. To dwell on past
wrongs,
> >> or imagined wrongs, is to, like Lot's wife, look back and turn into a
> > pillar
> >> of salt (bitterness).
> >> The Church claims to be able to forgive sins, via Divine Mercy, but
> >> scientifically, it is better not to sin in the first place, as
causality
> > is
> >> unforgiving, and any saying "sorry" can't really alter what's occurred,
> >> though it might ameliorate the results.
> >> And what if Sir JPT did get his rightful deserts? Would they
> >> automatically have been of benefit? There was a case of a young woman
who
> >> won Tatts, bought herself a sports car, went around a curve too fast,
hit
> > a
> >> tree, and died. "I'm willing to take such chance", says JPT?
> >> Anyway, time moves on, and screaming at all and sundry, in capitals,
on
> >> News Groups, is to condemn the innocent along with the guilty, and
hardly
> >> the way to win support for a grievance.- Masquer le texte des messages
> > précédents -
> >>
> >> - Afficher le texte des messages précédents -
> >
> > Oh for God's sake shut up with your soothing words ... not a comment
> > indeed on the two smoke-screen companies used in a successful scheme
> > to defraud me by the Mining Criminals, and which the very year
> > afterwards scuttled themselves after having "passed on" the Telfer
> > show to the Mining Criminals for a great 15 000 Quids, and as a
> > worthless prospect ... having spent though 800 000 Quids on alleged un-
> > successful probation the year before then
> > Just make the addition if you can !
> > ... 3 millions paid underhand though on the directors of Narla & Day
> > Dawn by the Newmont / Newcrest & BHP Mining Criminals , swindling in
> > so doing those companies shareholders of their right due IN CLEAR the
> > whole 2400 km² of the Telfer Show ! This is good practice according to
> > the Land of Bastards & yours ' standards indeed ! Hey ?
> > ... 3 000 Billions robbed from the un aware then Narla & Day Dawn
> > shareholders hence
> > ... NOT A CENT NOR A THANKS TO THE GALLANT DISCOVERER OF IT ALL !
> >
> > Shut up for God's sake you typical gutless australian toad .... I
> > don't need your support, I don't need anything from you Bastards at
> > all for that matter ! I am fulfilling my duty & am successful in that
> > indeed, to have demonstrated the Criminals scheme of those Mining
> > Manure ( which you are so careful not to point our with accusing
> > finger ) to have demonstrated the fraud of all those 7 alleged Mining
> > Pioneers of yours !!!! ... to whom your Corrupt to the core Western
> > Australia & Federal Whorehouses are unable to deliver even the
> > slightest & even the lowest profile Medal of Service ( or Honour or
> > whatever worthless australian medal of shit )
> > Why don't you praise those heroes of yours now ?
> >
> > You know nothing about my life in your fucken Hell of Australia, and
> > the fact that again I want nothing now from you all degenerate liars
> > & thieving bastards ! You can keep it all Convict Rabble across the
> > board, and there are further no innocent in your australia Hell since
> > those cowards are supporting eagerly the Criminals indeed ... as you
> > have and are all doing indeed !
> >
> > What do you know about duty and about the courage to tackle alone the
> > Great Sandy Desert on foot ... by walking up to 50 miles in searing
> > conditions loaded like a mule ! What do you know fucken australian
> > cunt about Australia Greatest Mining Pioneer ? ...the only one who put
> > 3 mines on the map of that filthy Toadland ? Hey
> >
> >
> > Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
> > Exploration Geologist & Offshore Consultant
> > Mobile +33 650 171 464
> >
> > Australia Mining Pioneer
> > Founder of the True Geology
> > http://www.tnet.com.au/~warrigal/grule.html
> > http://users.indigo.net.au/don/tel/index.html
> > http://members.iimetro.com.au/~hubbca/turcaud.htm
> > http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/bbing/stories/s28534.htm
> >
> > # Yeah, sorry I opened my mouth, oh, Le Crapaud. I suspect you got
> > everything you deserved. Are frog-eaters cannibals?
>
> Yeah, that is the kind of thanks one gets! Turdy has the prospect of
having
> a very considerable number of statues of himself installed right through
the
> outback and what does he do? He starts on another bloody usenet rant
instead.
>
> Eduard
>
# Yes, a bit sad, really. The human ego is obsessed with itself, and its
vanity knows no limits. Yet what are we individually? merely one among
millions, indeed, billions - all going about our business in the Human
Ant-hill.
The individual, while of value to itself, is of little consequence, and,
when dead, soon forgotten.
A baby, at birth, is the centre of its universe, and everything revolves
around it - mum and dad are there to cater to its needs.
When a child attends pre-school, it finds (if an "only child") that it
must share with others. The diminishing of ego is in proportion to contact
with the wider community; only the insane retain the original
self-obsession - living in their own mind-world.
Our dear friend, Sir JPT, may have a legitimate grievance, but only makes
himself look foolish (more foolish, if he was swindled) by broadcasting it
to the world, and making a thorough nuisance of himself.
But all egos have their day, and death comes to us all, in due course.
Whether our acquaintances mourn our demise, or heave a sigh of relief,
depends on how we have behaved.
What has JPT lost? - a pile of money? Either seek legal redress, or get
over it !

Ext User(Limestone-Cowboy)
14-03-2007, 12:23 PM
a bit of string with some paper on it will suffice.

There is plenty of paper recording his failure to be a success.

and plenty of arses to wipe it on!