What is your favorite saying

[Ext User(Anonyma)]

For telling people you need a poo.

I like Snap one off and Choke a darky.

On the weekend I heard someone say I need to give birth to a Springy.

What do you like to say?

[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

Anonyma wrote:
> For telling people you need a poo.
>
> I like Snap one off and Choke a darky.
>
> On the weekend I heard someone say I need to give birth to a Springy.
>
> What do you like to say?

Depends on folk and situation. I'll say "I'm going for a shite"
around some folks, or otherwise nothing, and come back shortly.

Going into a stinky toilet is not good, so need to first
determine who used it first, otherwise might not wanna.

[Ext User(Cyborg 0019)]

the_dawggie wrote:
> Anonyma wrote:
>
>> For telling people you need a poo.
>>
>> I like Snap one off and Choke a darky.
>>
>> On the weekend I heard someone say I need to give birth to a Springy.
>>
>> What do you like to say?
>
>
> Depends on folk and situation. I'll say "I'm going for a shite"
> around some folks, or otherwise nothing, and come back shortly.
>
> Going into a stinky toilet is not good, so need to first
> determine who used it first, otherwise might not wanna.

On the subject or toliets,
The road contractors were out this way today,
They resufaced about 300m of road,It took 7 trucks equating to 2300hp
ilding away out front,10 guys, a larger roller,a tractor which did not
start which they found a way not to use,and a 4x4,along with a fully
qualified lolipop traffic controller.

Last time they bought more equipment and fixed 3 pot holes the size of
large pizza,anyway,the 4x4 kept going up and down the road about 4 times
gone 15mins at a time,I had noidea why,untill I got into the small town
nearby to find some of the trucks stopped out side the public loo,that
was ok,nothing unusal,untill the 4x4 rocked up outside the public loo's
with orange lights flashing and out jumps this guy bolts across the road
to the loo.

After that I did not laugh,and kept an eye once home as to how many
times the 4x4 wizzed up the road and 10km to the nearest town.

I think he did 8 trips in 3 hours carrying sometimes two to three guy's
at a time.

Shows why many people should not live in a crowded place.

More so funny is 3 guys and one 5ton truck rocked up the other day and
did 10m of black stuff by hand,just shoveled it out of the truck packed
it down.

I think it must have cost over $200k to resuface this onelane 300m
streach of road today,wonder how much it would have cost for those guy's
with the 5ton truck to do it!

[Ext User(Fraser Johnston)]

"Anonyma" <anon-bounces@deuxpi.ca> wrote in message
news:b483a10157659e5b7dfbe415b95f9cb4@deuxpi.ca...
> For telling people you need a poo.
>
> I like Snap one off and Choke a darky.
>
> On the weekend I heard someone say I need to give birth to a Springy.
>
> What do you like to say?
>

Release the chocolate hostage.

Fraser

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"Fraser Johnston" <fraser@jcis.com.au> wrote in message
news:55ng6uF25c490U1@mid.individual.net...

> Release the chocolate hostage.

I fucking *knew* you'd come up with a classic that'd make me spill my coffee

Cunt :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(Fraser Johnston)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
news:45f69795$0$29516$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
>
> "Fraser Johnston" <fraser@jcis.com.au> wrote in message
> news:55ng6uF25c490U1@mid.individual.net...
>
>> Release the chocolate hostage.
>
> I fucking *knew* you'd come up with a classic that'd make me spill my coffee
>
> Cunt :)

I owe you.

Fraser

[Ext User(PhilD)]

"Fraser Johnston" <fraser@jcis.com.au> wrote in message
news:55ng6uF25c490U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> "Anonyma" <anon-bounces@deuxpi.ca> wrote in message
> news:b483a10157659e5b7dfbe415b95f9cb4@deuxpi.ca...
>> For telling people you need a poo.
>>
>> I like Snap one off and Choke a darky.
>>
>> On the weekend I heard someone say I need to give birth to a Springy.
>>
>> What do you like to say?
>>
>
> Release the chocolate hostage.
>
In the company I was a 38 year slave to it was:
Giving birth to a manager (quality of shit inversely proportional to level
of manager).

PhilD

[Ext User(SC)]

On Mar 13, 8:16 pm, Anonyma <anon-boun...@deuxpi.ca> wrote:
> For telling people you need a poo.
>
> I like Snap one off and Choke a darky.
>
> On the weekend I heard someone say I need to give birth to a Springy.
>
> What do you like to say?

Gotta go lay some cable

[Ext User(ant)]

Noddy wrote:
> "Fraser Johnston" <fraser@jcis.com.au> wrote in message
> news:55ng6uF25c490U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> > Release the chocolate hostage.
>
> I fucking *knew* you'd come up with a classic that'd make me spill my
> coffee
> Cunt :)

Write a Letter to the Pope has me spluttering here! I can barely type! Never
heard it but it's a keeper.

--
ant
Don't try to email me;
I'm borrowing the spammer du jour's addy

[Ext User(TG'sFM)]

On Mar 14, 12:06 pm, "ant" <britishtobaccoverificatio...@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:
> Noddy wrote:
> > "Fraser Johnston" <fra...@jcis.com.au> wrote in message
> >news:55ng6uF25c490U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> > > Release the chocolate hostage.
>
> > I fucking *knew* you'd come up with a classic that'd make me spill my
> > coffee
> > Cunt :)
>
> Write a Letter to the Pope has me spluttering here!

Here? Where is "here", pray tell?

[Ext User(TG'sFM)]

On Mar 14, 12:08 pm, "TG'sFM" <suv...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
> On Mar 14, 12:06 pm, "ant" <britishtobaccoverificatio...@yahoo.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> > Noddy wrote:
> > > "Fraser Johnston" <fra...@jcis.com.au> wrote in message
> > >news:55ng6uF25c490U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> > > > Release the chocolate hostage.
>
> > > I fucking *knew* you'd come up with a classic that'd make me spill my
> > > coffee
> > > Cunt :)
>
> > Write a Letter to the Pope has me spluttering here!
>
> Here? Where is "here", pray tell?



Here? Where is "here", pray tell?