WAAAY OT: Kiwi fisherman

[Ext User(Scotty)]

For the Kiwi's here:

No offence intended to Pope fans etc, take the joke as its meant to be, a
joke.


On a tour of NZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean, for
some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the beach at the Whakatane Heads in his car when there
was a frantic commotion just off the shore.

A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey and hat was
struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 5-metre shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a Waka (Canoe) came cruzin up with two men
wearing All Black jerseys.

Kora quickly threw a harpoon into the shark`s side. Hohepa reached out and
pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Aussie from the water.

Then, using long clubs, Kora and Hohepa beat the shark to death and hauled
it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some
bitter hatred between NZ and Australia, but now I have seen with my own eyes
that is not true."

As the Pope drove off, Kora asked Hohepa "Who the bloody hell was that bro?"

"That was the Pope mate," Hohepa replied. "He's in direct contact with God
bro, and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well, "Kora said" he may have access to God's wisdom but the prick don't
know Jack Shit about shark fishing . Is the bait holding up okay or do we
need to get another Aussie?"

[Ext User(Adam F)]

Scotty wrote:
> For the Kiwi's here:
>
> No offence intended to Pope fans etc, take the joke as its meant to be, a
> joke.
>
>
> On a tour of NZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean, for
> some sightseeing.
>
> He was cruising along the beach at the Whakatane Heads in his car when there
> was a frantic commotion just off the shore.
>
> A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey and hat was
> struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 5-metre shark.
>
> As the Pope watched, horrified, a Waka (Canoe) came cruzin up with two men
> wearing All Black jerseys.
>
> Kora quickly threw a harpoon into the shark`s side. Hohepa reached out and
> pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Aussie from the water.
>
> Then, using long clubs, Kora and Hohepa beat the shark to death and hauled
> it into the boat.
>
> Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my
> blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some
> bitter hatred between NZ and Australia, but now I have seen with my own eyes
> that is not true."
>
> As the Pope drove off, Kora asked Hohepa "Who the bloody hell was that bro?"
>
> "That was the Pope mate," Hohepa replied. "He's in direct contact with God
> bro, and has access to all of God's wisdom."
>
> "Well, "Kora said" he may have access to God's wisdom but the prick don't
> know Jack Shit about shark fishing . Is the bait holding up okay or do we
> need to get another Aussie?"
>
>

Hehehe - nice one.

--
//Adam F

[Ext User(atec 77)]

Scotty wrote:
> For the Kiwi's here:
>
> No offence intended to Pope fans etc, take the joke as its meant to be, a
> joke.
>
>
> On a tour of NZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean, for
> some sightseeing.
>
> He was cruising along the beach at the Whakatane Heads in his car when there
> was a frantic commotion just off the shore.
>
> A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey and hat was
> struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 5-metre shark.
>
> As the Pope watched, horrified, a Waka (Canoe) came cruzin up with two men
> wearing All Black jerseys.
>
> Kora quickly threw a harpoon into the shark`s side. Hohepa reached out and
> pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Aussie from the water.
>
> Then, using long clubs, Kora and Hohepa beat the shark to death and hauled
> it into the boat.
>
> Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my
> blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some
> bitter hatred between NZ and Australia, but now I have seen with my own eyes
> that is not true."
>
> As the Pope drove off, Kora asked Hohepa "Who the bloody hell was that bro?"
>
> "That was the Pope mate," Hohepa replied. "He's in direct contact with God
> bro, and has access to all of God's wisdom."
>
> "Well, "Kora said" he may have access to God's wisdom but the prick don't
> know Jack Shit about shark fishing . Is the bait holding up okay or do we
> need to get another Aussie?"
>
>
Wonderful , and now it is forwarded to hundreds of Ozies :)

[Ext User(Scotty)]

"atec 77" <""atec77 \"@ hotmail.com"> wrote in message
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> Scotty wrote:
>> For the Kiwi's here:
>>
>> No offence intended to Pope fans etc, take the joke as its meant to be, a
>> joke.
>>
>>
>> On a tour of NZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean,
>> for some sightseeing.
>>
>> He was cruising along the beach at the Whakatane Heads in his car when
>> there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.
>>
>> A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey and hat was
>> struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 5-metre shark.
>>
>> As the Pope watched, horrified, a Waka (Canoe) came cruzin up with two
>> men wearing All Black jerseys.
>>
>> Kora quickly threw a harpoon into the shark`s side. Hohepa reached out
>> and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Aussie from the water.
>>
>> Then, using long clubs, Kora and Hohepa beat the shark to death and
>> hauled it into the boat.
>>
>> Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you
>> my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there
>> was some bitter hatred between NZ and Australia, but now I have seen with
>> my own eyes that is not true."
>>
>> As the Pope drove off, Kora asked Hohepa "Who the bloody hell was that
>> bro?"
>>
>> "That was the Pope mate," Hohepa replied. "He's in direct contact with
>> God bro, and has access to all of God's wisdom."
>>
>> "Well, "Kora said" he may have access to God's wisdom but the prick don't
>> know Jack Shit about shark fishing . Is the bait holding up okay or do we
>> need to get another Aussie?"
> Wonderful , and now it is forwarded to hundreds of Ozies :)

You point being?

Hell this group here has broad shoulders, suck it up and enjoy the joke, I
know you wouldve had a little chuckle.

[Ext User(atec 77)]

Scotty wrote:
> "atec 77" <""atec77 \"@ hotmail.com"> wrote in message
> news:45f68e66$0$1154$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
>> Scotty wrote:
>>> For the Kiwi's here:
>>>
>>> No offence intended to Pope fans etc, take the joke as its meant to be, a
>>> joke.
>>>
>>>
>>> On a tour of NZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean,
>>> for some sightseeing.
>>>
>>> He was cruising along the beach at the Whakatane Heads in his car when
>>> there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.
>>>
>>> A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey and hat was
>>> struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 5-metre shark.
>>>
>>> As the Pope watched, horrified, a Waka (Canoe) came cruzin up with two
>>> men wearing All Black jerseys.
>>>
>>> Kora quickly threw a harpoon into the shark`s side. Hohepa reached out
>>> and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Aussie from the water.
>>>
>>> Then, using long clubs, Kora and Hohepa beat the shark to death and
>>> hauled it into the boat.
>>>
>>> Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you
>>> my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there
>>> was some bitter hatred between NZ and Australia, but now I have seen with
>>> my own eyes that is not true."
>>>
>>> As the Pope drove off, Kora asked Hohepa "Who the bloody hell was that
>>> bro?"
>>>
>>> "That was the Pope mate," Hohepa replied. "He's in direct contact with
>>> God bro, and has access to all of God's wisdom."
>>>
>>> "Well, "Kora said" he may have access to God's wisdom but the prick don't
>>> know Jack Shit about shark fishing . Is the bait holding up okay or do we
>>> need to get another Aussie?"
>> Wonderful , and now it is forwarded to hundreds of Ozies :)
>
> You point being?
>
> Hell this group here has broad shoulders, suck it up and enjoy the joke, I
> know you wouldve had a little chuckle.
>
>
The very reason to forward it , low on energy and comprehension today ?