great show car

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http://cgi.ebay.com.au/2000-Mitsubishi-Lancer-SHOWCAR-MUST-SELL_W0QQitemZ290112026673QQihZ019QQcategoryZ43891 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Ext User(Noddy)]

<mmal380vrx@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/2000-Mitsubishi-Lancer-SHOWCAR-MUST-SELL_W0QQitemZ290112026673QQihZ019QQcategoryZ43891 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Wow.

What "shows" do you enter into where "blue neons under the dash & a rocket
switch" will gain you points with the judges?

I'd just like to know so I never make the mistake of ever going to one :)

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[Ext User(Michael C)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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> Wow.
>
> What "shows" do you enter into where "blue neons under the dash & a rocket
> switch" will gain you points with the judges?
>
> I'd just like to know so I never make the mistake of ever going to one :)

I didn't see one mention of a performance mod there besides lowering.


>
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> Noddy.
>

[Ext User(Blackbird)]

I have to apologise to the Mitsubishi designers. After seeing the "design
skills/taste" of Mitsubishi owners, I have come to realise that Mitsubishi
designer are not sh!t, they are just catering for the sh!t taste of
Mitsubishi owners.



<mmal380vrx@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/2000-Mitsubishi-Lancer-SHOWCAR-MUST-SELL_W0QQitemZ290112026673QQihZ019QQcategoryZ43891 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>

[Ext User(John_H)]

Michael C wrote:
>
>I didn't see one mention of a performance mod there besides lowering.

Do you happen to think it's meant to be driven? :)

In which case you might want to check out the third picture down on
the left side. Note the oil slick on the driveway from where it was
parked for the first picture. :))

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John H

[Ext User(Andy)]

John_H wrote:
> Michael C wrote:
>> I didn't see one mention of a performance mod there besides lowering.
>
> Do you happen to think it's meant to be driven? :)
>
> In which case you might want to check out the third picture down on
> the left side. Note the oil slick on the driveway from where it was
> parked for the first picture. :))


LOL! Bet that'd go down well with the 'show car' judges...

And $14K? FFS, they're a fercking horrible car regarless of the
condition it's in. My guess is that it's dripping oil out of the leaky
seal/s almost as fast as it's throwing it out the tailpipe...

Andy.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sat, 12 May 2007 17:48:02 +1000, "Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com>
scribbled thusly:

>"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
>news:46456730$0$83109$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
>> Wow.
>>
>> What "shows" do you enter into where "blue neons under the dash & a rocket
>> switch" will gain you points with the judges?
>>
>> I'd just like to know so I never make the mistake of ever going to one :)
>
>I didn't see one mention of a performance mod there besides lowering.

Can you tell me why it's necessary to modify for performance?
Seems to me the car was modified only to suit the owners idea of good
taste.
I suspect if he was after performance he would have started with
something other than the chosen vehicle.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Noddy)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...

> I suspect if he was after performance he would have started with
> something other than the chosen vehicle.

If he was after a decent *car* he would have started with almost anything
else, so clearly he has no fucking idea.

Like most Mitsubishi freaks.

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Noddy.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:46:38 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

>
><OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...
>
>> I suspect if he was after performance he would have started with
>> something other than the chosen vehicle.
>
>If he was after a decent *car* he would have started with almost anything
>else, so clearly he has no fucking idea.
>
>Like most Mitsubishi freaks.

Noodle, you started with an ancient old Falcon......you really do need
to look in your own backyard.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Noddy)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:fiab43h34domjr4q4phqoqvhh3d4qunkm2@4ax.com...

> Noodle, you started with an ancient old Falcon......you really do need
> to look in your own backyard.

Maybe Oz, but my ancient old Falcon has more style & class in one of it's
bumper bar bolts than that thing has in it's entirety :)

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Noddy.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sat, 12 May 2007 22:35:49 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

>
><OzOne> wrote in message news:fiab43h34domjr4q4phqoqvhh3d4qunkm2@4ax.com...
>
>> Noodle, you started with an ancient old Falcon......you really do need
>> to look in your own backyard.
>
>Maybe Oz, but my ancient old Falcon has more style & class in one of it's
>bumper bar bolts than that thing has in it's entirety :)

No Noodle..that's just the pretty patterns in the rust...not style nor
class.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Dan---)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...
>
>> I suspect if he was after performance he would have started with
>> something other than the chosen vehicle.

Either
a) you wouldn't of mentioned anything because it didn't have a Mitsubishi
badge.

b) if it was a Holden you would be ragging on it something chronic.


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Dan

[Ext User(Dan---)]

On Sat, 12 May 2007 22:35:49 +1000, Noddy PCM code reading says:

> <OzOne> wrote in message news:fiab43h34domjr4q4phqoqvhh3d4qunkm2@4ax.com...
>
>> Noodle, you started with an ancient old Falcon......you really do need
>> to look in your own backyard.
>
> Maybe Oz, but my ancient old Falcon has more style & class in one of it's
> bumper bar bolts than that thing has in it's entirety :)

Fuck my HX coupe's cigarette lighter has more character than that riced up
rancer.


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Dan

[Ext User(Michael C)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...
> Can you tell me why it's necessary to modify for performance?

Naturally it's not but the owner is trying to give the impression of
performance without actually having any.

Michael

[Ext User(Dan---)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...
>> Can you tell me why it's necessary to modify for performance?
>

Like spending $8 grand on a blower for a Veranda?


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Dan

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 00:23:02 -0000, Dan--- <nospam@lsx-tuning.com>
scribbled thusly:

><OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...
>>
>>> I suspect if he was after performance he would have started with
>>> something other than the chosen vehicle.
>
>Either
>a) you wouldn't of mentioned anything because it didn't have a Mitsubishi
>badge.
>
>b) if it was a Holden you would be ragging on it something chronic.

Huh?
I suspect that I did bag it....just that you have little command of
english.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 10:51:31 +1000, "Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com>
scribbled thusly:

><OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...
>> Can you tell me why it's necessary to modify for performance?
>
>Naturally it's not but the owner is trying to give the impression of
>performance without actually having any.
>
>Michael
>

Nope, the owner is trying to give the impression that this is a
showcar and states that emphatically.
He makes not a single mention of performance nor alludes to it in his
description.


"2000 model lancer absolute SHOWCAR!!!

TOO MUCH TO LIST BUT SOME THINGS INCLUDE
FULL CUSTOM DROID BODYKIT THAT FITS PERFECTLY, EVERFY GAP IS PERFECT,
AND HAS A CUSTOM BLUE PAINTJOB WITH HOUSE OF KOLOR GOLD ICE PEARL
(PICTURES DO NO JUSTICE)
17" CHROMIES AND KING SUPERLOWS SUSPENSION
CLEAR TAILLIGHTS AND CLEAR SIDE INDICATORS ON GUARDS
FULL CUSTOM CREAME INTERIOR EMBROIDERY AND 2 GAUGES IN DASH AND BLUE
NEONS UNDER THE DASH WITH A ROCKET SWITCH
DVD AND MOTORISED LCD SCREEN WITH REMOTE
CENTRAL LOCKING AND IMOBILISER "


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 00:55:13 -0000, Dan--- <nospam@lsx-tuning.com>
scribbled thusly:

><OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...
>>> Can you tell me why it's necessary to modify for performance?
>>
>
>Like spending $8 grand on a blower for a Veranda?

I bought a Stihl blower for my verandah far cheaper than that.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 00:55:13 -0000, Dan--- <nospam@lsx-tuning.com>
scribbled thusly:

><OzOne> wrote in message news:ja5b431h39t0a0mf52fd9a73mlr00i9rmi@4ax.com...
>>> Can you tell me why it's necessary to modify for performance?
>>
>
>Like spending $8 grand on a blower for a Veranda?

Can you tell me why it's "necessary" to modify for performance?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Naturally it's not but the owner is trying to give the impression of
> performance without actually having any.

Which sums up the whole rice movement pretty well :)

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Noddy.