Fingerprints on a sealed DVD?!

[Ext User(David Z)]

Received a DVD order from the US recently, where the discs had come loose
inside 2 of the cases. Both cases had the typical region 1 'security seals'
at the top of the case, which are a real bitch to remove as they tear apart
rather than coming off in one go. Anyway, removed the seals on both cases,
and found that the loose discs had fingerprints on them! How on earth...?!
These DVDs were not only shrinkwrapped, but had the *factory* seal at the
top of the case. How did the fingerprints get there?

[Ext User(David Z)]

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"David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:TQl1i.37114$M.17302@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Received a DVD order from the US recently, where the discs had come loose
> inside 2 of the cases. Both cases had the typical region 1 'security
> seals' at the top of the case, which are a real bitch to remove as they
> tear apart rather than coming off in one go. Anyway, removed the seals on
> both cases, and found that the loose discs had fingerprints on them! How
> on earth...?! These DVDs were not only shrinkwrapped, but had the
> *factory* seal at the top of the case. How did the fingerprints get
> there?
>

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:TQl1i.37114$M.17302@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Received a DVD order from the US recently, where the discs had come loose
> inside 2 of the cases. Both cases had the typical region 1 'security
> seals' at the top of the case, which are a real bitch to remove as they
> tear apart rather than coming off in one go. Anyway, removed the seals on
> both cases, and found that the loose discs had fingerprints on them! How
> on earth...?! These DVDs were not only shrinkwrapped, but had the
> *factory* seal at the top of the case. How did the fingerprints get
> there?

Jesus you're a fucking waste of air....

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[Ext User(Dan---)]

"David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:TQl1i.37114$M.17302@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> Received a DVD order from the US recently, where the discs had come loose
>> inside 2 of the cases. Both cases had the typical region 1 'security
>> seals' at the top of the case, which are a real bitch to remove as they
>> tear apart rather than coming off in one go. Anyway, removed the seals on
>> both cases, and found that the loose discs had fingerprints on them! How
>> on earth...?! These DVDs were not only shrinkwrapped, but had the
>> *factory* seal at the top of the case. How did the fingerprints get
>> there?

How the fuck did you come to the conclusion that we actually give a flying
fuck?

What DVD was it anyways The Gay CR-V owners tug-a-fuck-a-long?






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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 10:02:38 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

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>"David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:TQl1i.37114$M.17302@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> Received a DVD order from the US recently, where the discs had come loose
>> inside 2 of the cases. Both cases had the typical region 1 'security
>> seals' at the top of the case, which are a real bitch to remove as they
>> tear apart rather than coming off in one go. Anyway, removed the seals on
>> both cases, and found that the loose discs had fingerprints on them! How
>> on earth...?! These DVDs were not only shrinkwrapped, but had the
>> *factory* seal at the top of the case. How did the fingerprints get
>> there?
>
>Jesus you're a fucking waste of air....

It's actually an interesting question.
Discs are handled very little if at all during production and packing,
and then only with soft white gloves hence there should be no
fingerprints on a new sealed disc.


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[Ext User(Noddy)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:69oc43h7ll5rb64trhbvnlicnem2ei24bs@4ax.com...

> It's actually an interesting question.

Only to a total retard like you.

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:13:47 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

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><OzOne> wrote in message news:69oc43h7ll5rb64trhbvnlicnem2ei24bs@4ax.com...
>
>> It's actually an interesting question.
>
>Only to a total retard like you.

Sorta like buying a car with 0km on the odo yet there are no pips on
the tyres.


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[Ext User(Noddy)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:o3rc43l0agg55ntca7u569gb7kno5jdc3c@4ax.com...

> Sorta like buying a car with 0km on the odo yet there are no pips on
> the tyres.

They're called "tits" you moron, and you'll *never* buy a car with either
zero on the odometer, or tits on the tyres unless the thing has never been
started & moved.

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:55:32 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

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><OzOne> wrote in message news:o3rc43l0agg55ntca7u569gb7kno5jdc3c@4ax.com...
>
>> Sorta like buying a car with 0km on the odo yet there are no pips on
>> the tyres.
>
>They're called "tits" you moron, and you'll *never* buy a car with either
>zero on the odometer, or tits on the tyres unless the thing has never been
>started & moved.

Oh dear...the whole world has to run the Noodle way, use Noodle speak
and be totally unaware of sarcasm.

Pinging, pinking...pips, tits.

Oh and yes it should be impossible to buy a new car with 0 km and no
pips on the tyres just as it should be to buy a new sealed CD/DVD
without fingerprints.......Think about it, Please take more than 10
seconds.

Jesus you really are a stupid cunt!


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[Ext User(Noddy)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:7btc43dn4ni64qsagre2au45c74f1r17al@4ax.com...

> Jesus you really are a stupid cunt!

Lol :)

The ironing... :)

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[Ext User(Albm&ctd)]

In article <TQl1i.37114$M.17302@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
dave@hotmail.com says...
> Received a DVD order from the US recently, where the discs had come loose
> inside 2 of the cases. Both cases had the typical region 1 'security seals'
> at the top of the case, which are a real bitch to remove as they tear apart
> rather than coming off in one go. Anyway, removed the seals on both cases,
> and found that the loose discs had fingerprints on them! How on earth...?!
> These DVDs were not only shrinkwrapped, but had the *factory* seal at the
> top of the case. How did the fingerprints get there?
>
Dunno, someone else likes Manuel Torres videos??

Al
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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:55:32 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

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><OzOne> wrote in message news:o3rc43l0agg55ntca7u569gb7kno5jdc3c@4ax.com...
>
>> Sorta like buying a car with 0km on the odo yet there are no pips on
>> the tyres.
>
>They're called "tits" you moron, and you'll *never* buy a car with either
>zero on the odometer, or tits on the tyres unless the thing has never been
>started & moved.

Must be real soft tyres if moving the car around the yard can wear the
pips off.


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[Ext User(Noddy)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:t0ad43h10hgoh950ai06f814vnoek3kt78@4ax.com...

> Must be real soft tyres if moving the car around the yard can wear the
> pips off.

It does often.

Another new experience for you, huh?

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 16:36:40 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

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><OzOne> wrote in message news:t0ad43h10hgoh950ai06f814vnoek3kt78@4ax.com...
>
>> Must be real soft tyres if moving the car around the yard can wear the
>> pips off.
>
>It does often.

On the rears maybe, when to hoons run in your new car.
>
>Another new experience for you, huh?

You're full of it Noodle.


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[Ext User(Noddy)]

<OzOne> wrote in message news:nqdd43dv9h3accvngmidi71ok4h24ivmt2@4ax.com...

> On the rears maybe, when to hoons run in your new car.

Do tell Ozwald?

So, I presume you're going to gift us with your whimsical insight into
precisely how long tits last on new tyres?

No?

Ah, you're full of shit. Go stick a fork in a powerpoint you useless germ.

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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 17:26:40 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

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><OzOne> wrote in message news:nqdd43dv9h3accvngmidi71ok4h24ivmt2@4ax.com...
>
>> On the rears maybe, when to hoons run in your new car.
>
>Do tell Ozwald?
>
>So, I presume you're going to gift us with your whimsical insight into
>precisely how long tits last on new tyres?
>
>No?

No, but it isn't in the first 3okm that a new car travels before
delivery.
>
>Ah, you're full of shit. Go stick a fork in a powerpoint you useless germ.

Bwaaahahahhahahahhahahahahahaahhahaa!
So now you know zip about electricity as well..........


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[Ext User(Michael C)]

"Noddy" <dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> wrote in message
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> Ah, you're full of shit. Go stick a fork in a powerpoint you useless germ.

2 forks nods, 2 forks. And always remember to slash up the arm, not across.

Michael

[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 17:50:13 +1000, "Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com>
scribbled thusly:

>2 forks nods, 2 forks.

Yep, he knows a little about a lot.


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[Ext User(OzOne)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 19:46:59 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

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>"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>news:4646c2dd$0$13763$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.a u...
>
>> 2 forks nods, 2 forks. And always remember to slash up the arm, not
>> across.
>
>Forks have a number of prongs which can easily find their way into more than
>one hole Michael, which is why you suggest a fork and not a knife :)


They do Noodle, but you'd need a large fork to "easily find their way
into more than one hole".....and when you did, providing the switch
was on, the result would in all likelihood be a blown fuse and a
singed fork.

Your lack of knowledge of basics is truly astounding!!


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"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> 2 forks nods, 2 forks. And always remember to slash up the arm, not
> across.

Forks have a number of prongs which can easily find their way into more than
one hole Michael, which is why you suggest a fork and not a knife :)

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