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Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 10:43 AM
Here's one of those cars that never catches fire after a crash


Driver dies in burning car

May 13, 2007 07:24am
Article from: AAP

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A SYDNEY man was killed overnight when his car crashed into a tree and
burst into flames on the NSW Central Coast.

It's believed the 22-year-old from Earlwood lost control of his Honda
Civic at 1.08am (AEST) on the Old Pacfic Highway at Mount White.

He had been driving in procession with a number of other performance
vehicles.

A number of people stopped to try to free him from the car, but it
burst into flames before they could get him out.

No one else was hurt.


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Ext User(DalienX)
13-05-2007, 12:13 PM
OzOne wrote:

> It's believed the 22-year-old from Earlwood lost control of his Honda
> Civic at 1.08am (AEST) on the Old Pacfic Highway at Mount White.
> He had been driving in procession with a number of other performance
> vehicles.

How can they use "Civic" and "Performance" in the same paragraph?

Ext User(Jason James)
13-05-2007, 12:34 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:pmhc4351g7cpffkqgmvr35ivh4ulbv9853@4ax.com...
> Here's one of those cars that never catches fire after a crash
>
>
> Driver dies in burning car
>
> May 13, 2007 07:24am
> Article from: AAP
>
> Font size: + -
>
> Send this article: Print Email
>
> A SYDNEY man was killed overnight when his car crashed into a tree and
> burst into flames on the NSW Central Coast.
>
> It's believed the 22-year-old from Earlwood lost control of his Honda
> Civic at 1.08am (AEST) on the Old Pacfic Highway at Mount White.
>
> He had been driving in procession with a number of other performance
> vehicles.
>
> A number of people stopped to try to free him from the car, but it
> burst into flames before they could get him out.
>
> No one else was hurt.

Its just plain bad luck. Depending on where the damage occured, plays a
large part. Fuel-cell technology used in F1 is not, to my knowledge
available in cars.

Jason

Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 01:44 PM
On 13 May 2007 01:59:25 GMT, "DalienX" <somewhere@earth.com>
scribbled thusly:

>OzOne wrote:
>
>> It's believed the 22-year-old from Earlwood lost control of his Honda
>> Civic at 1.08am (AEST) on the Old Pacfic Highway at Mount White.
>> He had been driving in procession with a number of other performance
>> vehicles.
>
>How can they use "Civic" and "Performance" in the same paragraph?

Guess they were referring to the other cars ....... you know what
education is these days, even purveyors of the written word cannot
write clearly enough to be understood.

What chance does a dumbfuck like Noddy stand of either writing or
understanding?


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Ext User(Oz)
13-05-2007, 04:03 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:srtc43946olmua7h3vj44gq1amhnpdq48p@4ax.com...
> On 13 May 2007 01:59:25 GMT, "DalienX" <somewhere@earth.com>
> scribbled thusly:
>
>>OzOne wrote:
>>
>>> It's believed the 22-year-old from Earlwood lost control of his Honda
>>> Civic at 1.08am (AEST) on the Old Pacfic Highway at Mount White.
>>> He had been driving in procession with a number of other performance
>>> vehicles.
>>
>>How can they use "Civic" and "Performance" in the same paragraph?
>
> Guess they were referring to the other cars ....... you know what
> education is these days, even purveyors of the written word cannot
> write clearly enough to be understood.
>
> What chance does a dumbfuck like Noddy stand of either writing or
> understanding?
>


you may call Noddy a "dumbfuck" but he is smart enough to get under your
skin whenever he wants :-)

Oz

Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 04:13 PM
On Sun, 13 May 2007 15:53:41 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
thusly:


>>
>
>
>you may call Noddy a "dumbfuck" but he is smart enough to get under your
>skin whenever he wants :-)
>
>Oz

Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
Have a look next time Oz...I reply in kind only after the "dumfuck"
has returned to his gutter.


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Ext User(Oz)
13-05-2007, 04:13 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:r3ad439fhc1s528r2gbr5oelmm5ubc9rc5@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 13 May 2007 15:53:41 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
> thusly:
>
>
>>>
>>
>>
>>you may call Noddy a "dumbfuck" but he is smart enough to get under your
>>skin whenever he wants :-)
>>
>>Oz
>
> Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
> Have a look next time Oz...I reply in kind only after the "dumfuck"
> has returned to his gutter.
>
>
> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>
> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
> We've been expecting you.




so who is the "dumbfuck" for replying all the time :-)

don't bother answering, everyone else in the NG already knows the answer

Bwahahahahahahahahahahha right back atcha :-)

Oz

Ext User(Noddy)
13-05-2007, 04:53 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:r3ad439fhc1s528r2gbr5oelmm5ubc9rc5@4ax.com...

> Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
> Have a look next time Oz...I reply in kind only after the "dumfuck"
> has returned to his gutter.

Lol :)

From an inventor/pilot/university lecturer folks :)

What uni/course again Oz?

--
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Noddy.

Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 05:13 PM
On Sun, 13 May 2007 16:07:14 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
thusly:

>
><OzOne> wrote in message news:r3ad439fhc1s528r2gbr5oelmm5ubc9rc5@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 15:53:41 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
>> thusly:
>>
>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>you may call Noddy a "dumbfuck" but he is smart enough to get under your
>>>skin whenever he wants :-)
>>>
>>>Oz
>>
>> Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
>> Have a look next time Oz...I reply in kind only after the "dumfuck"
>> has returned to his gutter.
>>
>>
>> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>>
>> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
>> We've been expecting you.
>
>
>
>
>so who is the "dumbfuck" for replying all the time :-)
>
>don't bother answering, everyone else in the NG already knows the answer
>
>Bwahahahahahahahahahahha right back atcha :-)
>
>Oz

Bwaaahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha!
You really have no clue.


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Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 05:13 PM
On Sun, 13 May 2007 16:38:27 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

>
><OzOne> wrote in message news:r3ad439fhc1s528r2gbr5oelmm5ubc9rc5@4ax.com...
>
>> Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
>> Have a look next time Oz...I reply in kind only after the "dumfuck"
>> has returned to his gutter.
>
>Lol :)
>
>From an inventor/pilot/university lecturer folks :)
>
>What uni/course again Oz?

UNSW...Engineering....You forgot TAFE......among others, dumbfuck!


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Ext User(Oz)
13-05-2007, 05:33 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:lsdd43tsj3sb09j5oofpst74dd462ubttb@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 13 May 2007 16:07:14 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
> thusly:
>
>>
>><OzOne> wrote in message
>>news:r3ad439fhc1s528r2gbr5oelmm5ubc9rc5@4ax.com...
>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 15:53:41 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
>>> thusly:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>you may call Noddy a "dumbfuck" but he is smart enough to get under your
>>>>skin whenever he wants :-)
>>>>
>>>>Oz
>>>
>>> Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
>>> Have a look next time Oz...I reply in kind only after the "dumfuck"
>>> has returned to his gutter.
>>>
>>>
>>> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>>>
>>> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
>>> We've been expecting you.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>so who is the "dumbfuck" for replying all the time :-)
>>
>>don't bother answering, everyone else in the NG already knows the answer
>>
>>Bwahahahahahahahahahahha right back atcha :-)
>>
>>Oz
>
> Bwaaahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha!
> You really have no clue.
>
>
> Oz1...of the 3 twins.
>
> I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
> We've been expecting you.

sorry to burst you self delusional bubble there, but in all honesty, no one
here really believes that your as smart/rich/well liked as you make yourself
out to be, lets face facts here, you can claim to be anyone/anything on the
internet.
Now what airport did your little plane get bruised at, what's the call sigh,
what's Uni do you supposedly lecture at, and what courses do you teach,
because until you answer these questions and they can be verified, your
nothing more than a loudmouthed obnoxious nobody.

please, prove me wrong :-)

Oz

Ext User(Noddy)
13-05-2007, 05:43 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:nudd43hpndjn7fcm0d4045t2sk1o5nqgfe@4ax.com...

> UNSW...Engineering....You forgot TAFE......among others, dumbfuck!

You?? Engineering?

Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!

Now *that's* fucken funny people :)

Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha! :)
Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!

Oh my GAWD! I think I've laughed so hard I've shit my trousers :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 05:57 PM
On Sun, 13 May 2007 17:19:20 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
thusly:


>sorry to burst you self delusional bubble there, but in all honesty, no one
>here really believes that your as smart/rich/well liked as you make yourself
>out to be, lets face facts here, you can claim to be anyone/anything on the
>internet.

Yep, quite true.

>Now what airport did your little plane get bruised at, what's the call sigh,
>what's Uni do you supposedly lecture at, and what courses do you teach,
>because until you answer these questions and they can be verified, your
>nothing more than a loudmouthed obnoxious nobody.

Awwww, and spoil your fun?
Tell you what, wait a few weeks and the report will show up.
Answered before.....but I guest lecture at UNSW and various TAFEs
>
>please, prove me wrong :-)

Oz, If I wanted people to know my identity, I would just use my name.

>
>Oz



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Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 05:57 PM
On Sun, 13 May 2007 17:28:57 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

>
><OzOne> wrote in message news:nudd43hpndjn7fcm0d4045t2sk1o5nqgfe@4ax.com...
>
>> UNSW...Engineering....You forgot TAFE......among others, dumbfuck!
>
>You?? Engineering?
>
>Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
>
>Now *that's* fucken funny people :)
>
>Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha! :)
>Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
>Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
>Bwaaahahahhahahhahahahhahahahha!
>
>Oh my GAWD! I think I've laughed so hard I've shit my trousers :)

Bwaaaahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaaaaa!


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Ext User(Oz)
13-05-2007, 07:03 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:49fd43dqug15i6mgfnm4qe8k4rnp6mndgo@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 13 May 2007 17:19:20 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
> thusly:
>
>
>>sorry to burst you self delusional bubble there, but in all honesty, no
>>one
>>here really believes that your as smart/rich/well liked as you make
>>yourself
>>out to be, lets face facts here, you can claim to be anyone/anything on
>>the
>>internet.
>
> Yep, quite true.
>
>>Now what airport did your little plane get bruised at, what's the call
>>sigh,
>>what's Uni do you supposedly lecture at, and what courses do you teach,
>>because until you answer these questions and they can be verified, your
>>nothing more than a loudmouthed obnoxious nobody.
>
> Awwww, and spoil your fun?
> Tell you what, wait a few weeks and the report will show up.
> Answered before.....but I guest lecture at UNSW and various TAFEs
>>
>>please, prove me wrong :-)
>
> Oz, If I wanted people to know my identity, I would just use my name.

but then we would all have to trawl through Centerlink reports to find you
:-) and lets face it, you posting habits don't ad up to a conscientious Uni
lecturers time table

what campus of UNSW, what courses?

I know a few engineers, maybe they know you ?

I also know a few Pilots, at what airport was your plane damaged, I can
verify much quicker that way, than having to wait for a mythical report to
appear, in the mean time, you hope we will all forget.

put up or shut up :-)

Oz

Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 07:43 PM
On Sun, 13 May 2007 18:55:18 +1000, "Oz" <me@ozz.com> scribbled
thusly:


>but then we would all have to trawl through Centerlink reports to find you
>:-) and lets face it, you posting habits don't ad up to a conscientious Uni
>lecturers time table

Oh dear....you apparently don't understand what "guest" means.
>
>what campus of UNSW, what courses?

You know UNSW? then you probably don't need to ask that question.
>
>I know a few engineers, maybe they know you ?

Maybe they do...I know a few too, maybe they know you....What is your
name again?
>
>I also know a few Pilots, at what airport was your plane damaged, I can
>verify much quicker that way, than having to wait for a mythical report to
>appear, in the mean time, you hope we will all forget.

Damn, I know a few pilots too.....Oh and the report won't be a
myth....It's required and seeing as how the incident was on
Thursday...it may even be in CASAs hands already.
>
>put up or shut up :-)

Bwaaaahahahhahahahahhahahhaha!
>Oz



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Ext User(Noddy)
13-05-2007, 08:23 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:49fd43dqug15i6mgfnm4qe8k4rnp6mndgo@4ax.com...

> Tell you what, wait a few weeks and the report will show up.

What, no photo's Oz?

You know, like the conclusive ones you used to *really* prove you were
oiverseas Skiing, while posting to the group from some NSW server :)

> Answered before.....but I guest lecture at UNSW and various TAFEs

You *guest* lecture at a *Tafe*? :)

Fuck, I didn't know we were in the presence of a genuine celebrity. Let me
roll out the red carpet for you. Of course, I presume you *do* understand
that any cunt who claims to know shit can "guest lecture" at a Tafe, as 90%
of the students who attend couldn't give a rats about the classes.

Is anyone else finding this shit better than the comedy channel? :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

Ext User(OzOne)
13-05-2007, 08:33 PM
On Sun, 13 May 2007 19:53:53 +1000, "Noddy"
<dg4163@(nospam)dodo.com.au> scribbled thusly:

>
><OzOne> wrote in message news:49fd43dqug15i6mgfnm4qe8k4rnp6mndgo@4ax.com...
>
>> Tell you what, wait a few weeks and the report will show up.
>
>What, no photo's Oz?
>
>You know, like the conclusive ones you used to *really* prove you were
>oiverseas Skiing, while posting to the group from some NSW server :)
>
>> Answered before.....but I guest lecture at UNSW and various TAFEs
>
>You *guest* lecture at a *Tafe*? :)
>
>Fuck, I didn't know we were in the presence of a genuine celebrity. Let me
>roll out the red carpet for you. Of course, I presume you *do* understand
>that any cunt who claims to know shit can "guest lecture" at a Tafe, as 90%
>of the students who attend couldn't give a rats about the classes.

Yes, that is certainly true......My guess is that's why you're
so...wise.....
You see Noodle, I don't lecture trade classes where rejects like you
hang out because the boss pays them to be there.
>
>Is anyone else finding this shit better than the comedy channel? :)

I am...


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Ext User(Noddy)
13-05-2007, 08:33 PM
<OzOne> wrote in message news:pimd43tuf76aaij3u7gm3u7japkbmj4858@4ax.com...

> Oh dear....you apparently don't understand what "guest" means.

Fill us in :)

> You know UNSW? then you probably don't need to ask that question.
>>
>>I know a few engineers, maybe they know you ?
>
> Maybe they do...I know a few too, maybe they know you....What is your
> name again?

Well done Ozwald. Nicely avoided as usual :)

> Damn, I know a few pilots too.....Oh and the report won't be a
> myth....It's required and seeing as how the incident was on
> Thursday...it may even be in CASAs hands already.

Indeed.

> Bwaaaahahahhahahahahhahahhaha!

There you have it folks.

Another fine opportunity to prove a skerrick of what he says as true has
gone begging.

The Ferrari/Lancia/Peugeot owning race car building championship winning
driver who thinks the sun shines out of a supercharged Magna's arse pilot
boat builder who married a ballerina model who retired to spend months
skiing in exotic resorts and being a "guest" lecturer at a few Tafe's, yet
still manages to find time to post in here on such a regular basis that it
would seem to leave him little time for anything else.

If all that's true, I'm guessing he's got to be at *least* 328 years old.

Hands up all those who think he's a bullshit artist? Not all at once now. We
don't want to start a tornado with the rush of wind :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

Ext User(Dan---)
13-05-2007, 08:53 PM
On Sun, 13 May 2007 19:53:53 +1000, Noddy PCM code reading says:


>
> Is anyone else finding this shit better than the comedy channel? :)

Yup even funnier than pickled onion soup.
:-)



--
Regards
Dan