Fast police?

[Ext User(Athol)]

My wife just emailed me a link to this. No idea if it's real:

ONE FAST POLICEMAN


ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE
OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL: THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF
THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER.

HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW AND WITH THE ENGINE STILL
RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE
OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT
BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE
HIM.

THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING
THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN
STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR, THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO
"DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS.

THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT
WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING.

THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT
TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY
FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM.

THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE
MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL
AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS
ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE
PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR.

WHO SAYS POLICEMEN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

--
Athol
<http://cust.idl.com.au/athol> Linux Registered User # 254000
I'm a Libran Engineer. I don't argue, I discuss.

[Ext User(Patrick)]

Athol wrote:
> My wife just emailed me a link to this. No idea if it's real:
>
> ONE FAST POLICEMAN
>
>
> ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE
> OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL: THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF
> THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER.
>
> HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW AND WITH THE ENGINE STILL
> RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE
> OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT
> BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE
> HIM.
>
> THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING
> THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN
> STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR, THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO
> "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS.
>
> THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT
> WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING.
>
> THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT
> TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY
> FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM.
>
> THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE
> MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL
> AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS
> ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE
> PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR.
>
> WHO SAYS POLICEMEN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
>

Well it made me laugh.

The real question is, did this get recorded on the video that all the
yankee cops seem to have these days?

[Ext User(Cyborg 0019)]

Athol wrote:
> My wife just emailed me a link to this. No idea if it's real:
>
> ONE FAST POLICEMAN
>
>
> ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE
> OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL: THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF
> THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER.
>
> HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW AND WITH THE ENGINE STILL
> RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE
> OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT
> BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE
> HIM.
>
> THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING
> THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN
> STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR, THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO
> "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS.
>
> THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT
> WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING.
>
> THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT
> TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY
> FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM.
>
> THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE
> MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL
> AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS
> ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE
> PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR.
>
> WHO SAYS POLICEMEN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
>
That was terrible,

Only the kinder class could have found that funny.
What was funny is that you posted it....lol.

Those people that work for gov co ltd. start these emails,call
centers,banks,offices etc.
They spend all day sending them backward and forward.

Intel reports those ricers come from call centers,it has been confirmed.
and evidence adds up,$5-6K a month and $18k cars with the crome bits.
I knew there was somthing strange going on.

Kill the call centers

[Ext User(DalienX)]

Athol wrote:

> My wife just emailed me a link to this. No idea if it's real:
>
> ONE FAST POLICEMAN
>
>
> ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE
> OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL: THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF
> THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER.
>
> HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW AND WITH THE ENGINE STILL
> RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE
> OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT
> BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE
> HIM.
>
> THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING
> THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN
> STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR, THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO
> "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS.
>
> THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT
> WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING.
>
> THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT
> TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY
> FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM.
>
> THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE
> MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL
> AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS
> ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE
> PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR.
>
> WHO SAYS POLICEMEN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

He wouldnt have been laughing if the car had suddenly gotten traction
and slammed into his police car, or a tree, or him ect

[Ext User(David Z)]

"Patrick" <doctorpat@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:1182148156.14183@login-host.silverbrookresearch.com...
> Athol wrote:
>> My wife just emailed me a link to this. No idea if it's real:
>>
>> ONE FAST POLICEMAN ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004,
>> A STATE POLICE
>> OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL: THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF
>> THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER. HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP
>> SNOW AND WITH THE ENGINE STILL
>> RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE
>> OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT
>> BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE
>> HIM.
>>
>> THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING
>> THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN
>> STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR, THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO
>> "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS. THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND
>> THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT
>> WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING.
>>
>> THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT
>> TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY
>> FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM. THIS GOES
>> ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE
>> MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL
>> AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS
>> ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE
>> PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR. WHO SAYS POLICEMEN DON'T HAVE
>> A SENSE OF HUMOR?
>>
>
> Well it made me laugh.
>
> The real question is, did this get recorded on the video that all the
> yankee cops seem to have these days?

What do you mean? Anyway this was back in 2004 so most likely not.

[Ext User(Kev)]

Cyborg 0019 wrote:


> That was terrible,
>
> Only the kinder class could have found that funny.
> What was funny is that you posted it....lol.
>


You only say that because you didn't understand it


Kev