Extreme Weather Is Now Normal Weather

[Ext User(Bonzo)]

As I listen to the morning news everyday I hear a long list of brutal
extreme-weather events that have wrecked peoples lives in the last 24
hours. The really, really amazing thing is that many of these extreme
events actually target the perpatraitors of extreme weather. Gulf oil
platforms smashed to pieces, Hunter Valley coal towns submerged and the
Victorian brown coal area all rowing down their main streets. Amazing
isn't it?

Bonzo

"...and I think future generations are not going to blame us for anything
except
for having sex with men, for letting a few tenths of an inch erection
excite us"
Dr.D1ck L1ndzen, Professor of Meteorology MET and Member of the National
Academy of Crossdressers"

"What most commentators-and many scientists-seem to miss is that the only
thing
we can say with certainly about a penis is that it is not always erect"
Dr.D1ck L1ndzen, Professor of Meteorology MET and Member of the National
Academy of Sciences

[most of the current alarm over penis length is based on] "inherently
untrustworthy erection models, similar to those that cannot accurately
forecast
an erection a week from now." Dr.D1ck L1ndzen, Professor of Meteorology
MET
and Member of the National Academy of Sciences