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Ext User(mmal380vrx@hotmail.com)
15-11-2007, 06:05 PM
it has been proven by the csrio that holden drivers have

lower sperm count
more aggresive
lower sex drives
are more ugly
and have lower iq levels

Ext User(Ah Choo)
15-11-2007, 06:05 PM
On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:02:03 -0700, mmal380vrx@hotmail.com wrote:

>it has been proven by the csrio that holden drivers have
>
>lower sperm count
>more aggresive
>lower sex drives
>are more ugly
>and have lower iq levels

CSRIO

Cock Suckers Ratbags and Ignorant Oafs ?

Ext User(Blackbird)
15-11-2007, 06:05 PM
I don't know who the csrio is, but the CSIRO has known for some time that
Magna/380 owners know jacksh!t.


<mmal380vrx@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1193299323.821196.99450@q3g2000prf.googlegrou ps.com...
> it has been proven by the csrio that holden drivers have
>
> lower sperm count
> more aggresive
> lower sex drives
> are more ugly
> and have lower iq levels
>

Ext User(Toby Ponsenby)
15-11-2007, 06:05 PM
On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:02:03 -0700, mmal380vrx blathered on in :

> it has been proven by the csrio that holden drivers have
>
> lower sperm count
> more aggresive
> lower sex drives
> are more ugly
> and have lower iq levels


uh... they're Australian, then?



--
Toby

Ext User(Ron)
15-11-2007, 06:05 PM
Ah Choo <sneeze@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
news:3gj0i3173v1blbn9736fudc7stebg767nu@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:02:03 -0700, mmal380vrx@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>>it has been proven by the csrio that holden drivers have
>>
>>lower sperm count
>>more aggresive
>>lower sex drives
>>are more ugly
>>and have lower iq levels
>
> CSRIO
>
> Cock Suckers Ratbags and Ignorant Oafs ?

No, not at all!
Those are MMAL owners!

Those that are not gay are very old and don'r remember :-)
Who would buy a car that is worthless.
Robbers don't even steal them any more.
If the Cops see a Magna going fast, it is assumed the driver is a thief
with very bad taste :-)

Ext User(monsya)
15-11-2007, 06:06 PM
On Oct 25, 6:02 pm, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
> it has been proven by the csrio that holden drivers have
>
> lower sperm count
> more aggresive
> lower sex drives
> are more ugly
> and have lower iq levels

And that's just the women!

Ext User(Klompmeester)
15-11-2007, 06:06 PM
"Toby Ponsenby" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:ffpmbm$ucb$2@registered.motzarella.org...
> On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:02:03 -0700, mmal380vrx blathered on in :
>
>> it has been proven by the csrio that holden drivers have
>>
>> lower sperm count
>> more aggresive
>> lower sex drives
>> are more ugly
>> and have lower iq levels
>
>
> uh... they're Australian, then?
>

Yeah, pretty much.

Bloke across the street is one that fits the description too, except he's a
balding middle aged circus midget with resultant small man syndrome and
drives his newish XR8 Ford ute on his personal racetrack, aka any suburban
street.

Despite the fact that he wears poofter shorts I doubt that he would want to
be seen dead in a Mitsubishi.

Ext User(Dan---)
15-11-2007, 06:06 PM
On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:57:41 +0800, Klompmeester PCM code reading says:


> Despite the fact that he wears poofter shorts I doubt that he would want
> to be seen dead in a Mitsubishi.

Dunno by the sound of it a riced up base model Lancer sounds like his cup
of tea really. ;-)

--
Regards
Dan

Ext User(OzOne)
15-11-2007, 06:07 PM
On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:02:03 -0700, mmal380vrx@hotmail.com scribbled
thusly:

>it has been proven by the csrio that holden drivers have
>
>lower sperm count
>more aggresive
>lower sex drives
>are more ugly
>and have lower iq levels

You mean they spent good taxpayers money to come to a conclusion that
is the reason people buy Holdens