Honda CR-V

[Ext User(Just JT)]

"DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time back,
> I will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the CR-V.
> Afterall, it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I would want
> to praise up something when it's not warranted is beyond me. They had to
> change the diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going around sharp
> corners. How the **** that would fix the problem, **** only knows, but it
> did. Obviously, the 4WD section is not Honda's strong point as the
> mechanics knew straight away what the problem was.
>
> DAVO
~~~~~~~~~~~
Yep the mechanic knew straight away your Gay-RV needed booster OESTROGEN
shots.

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No.testosterone.there.

[Ext User(Just JT)]

"DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time back,
> I will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the CR-V.
> Afterall, it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I would want
> to praise up something when it's not warranted is beyond me. They had to
> change the diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going around sharp
> corners. How the **** that would fix the problem, **** only knows, but it
> did. Obviously, the 4WD section is not Honda's strong point as the
> mechanics knew straight away what the problem was.
>
> DAVO
~~~~~~~~~~~
Yep the mechanic knew straight away your Gay-RV needed booster OESTROGEN
shots.

--
No.testosterone.there.

[Ext User(jackbadger56)]

On Nov 9, 7:31 pm, "DAvid" <davi...@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time back, I
> will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the CR-V. Afterall,
> it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I would want to praise
> up something when it's not warranted is beyond me. They had to change the
> diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going around sharp corners. How the
> **** that would fix the problem, **** only knows, but it did. Obviously, the
> 4WD section is not Honda's strong point as the mechanics knew straight away
> what the problem was.
>
> DAVO

I'd have a CRV in a flash! Bloody useful as a wagon.
I think you'll prolly find many agreeing with me but why the ****
would they not want to wind you up (very successfully too) when you
spit and froth and troll about such juvenile shite?

[Ext User(jackbadger56)]

On Nov 9, 7:31 pm, "DAvid" <davi...@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time back, I
> will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the CR-V. Afterall,
> it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I would want to praise
> up something when it's not warranted is beyond me. They had to change the
> diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going around sharp corners. How the
> **** that would fix the problem, **** only knows, but it did. Obviously, the
> 4WD section is not Honda's strong point as the mechanics knew straight away
> what the problem was.
>
> DAVO

I'd have a CRV in a flash! Bloody useful as a wagon.
I think you'll prolly find many agreeing with me but why the ****
would they not want to wind you up (very successfully too) when you
spit and froth and troll about such juvenile shite?

[Ext User(Kev)]

DAvid wrote:
> "David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:62VYi.10385$CN4.9842@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> "DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>> news:m0VYi.10383$CN4.8132@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>> "David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:lZUYi.10381$CN4.7857@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>> Was this one of the crappy Thai built models?
>>>>
>>>> "DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>>>> news:nVUYi.10380$CN4.3547@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>>> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time
>>>>> back, I will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the
>>>>> CR-V. Afterall, it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I
>>>>> would want to praise up something when it's not warranted is beyond me.
>>>>> They had to change the diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going
>>>>> around sharp corners. How the **** that would fix the problem, ****
>>>>> only knows, but it did. Obviously, the 4WD section is not Honda's
>>>>> strong point as the mechanics knew straight away what the problem was.
>>>>>
>>>>> DAVO
>>> No, it was the last of the '06 models which were ALL made in Japan. Only
>>> the new current ones are made in Thailand.
>> OK that's good... they were the last decent CR-Vs. Best power to weight
>> ratio by far of any of the 3 gens.
>
> It's a bloody nice car overall despite what the ****ers say in here about
> anything that's Honda or FWD. It has taken me places I would never take a
> Commode or a Falcon eg Fraser Island and Rainbow Beach without any hint of a
> problem. My only current bitch about the car is the fuel tank is too bloody
> small for the distances I travel. I put the brilliant driving comfort and
> safety to the FWD. Now where is my rod again. :>)
>
> DAVO
>
>


Good Lord you can almost hear the squeals of excitement can't you
just watch those flailing hands swinging about on those limp wrists
though, could give you a nasty slap


Kev

[Ext User(Kev)]

DAvid wrote:
> "David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:62VYi.10385$CN4.9842@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> "DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>> news:m0VYi.10383$CN4.8132@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>> "David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:lZUYi.10381$CN4.7857@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>> Was this one of the crappy Thai built models?
>>>>
>>>> "DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>>>> news:nVUYi.10380$CN4.3547@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>>> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time
>>>>> back, I will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the
>>>>> CR-V. Afterall, it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I
>>>>> would want to praise up something when it's not warranted is beyond me.
>>>>> They had to change the diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going
>>>>> around sharp corners. How the **** that would fix the problem, ****
>>>>> only knows, but it did. Obviously, the 4WD section is not Honda's
>>>>> strong point as the mechanics knew straight away what the problem was.
>>>>>
>>>>> DAVO
>>> No, it was the last of the '06 models which were ALL made in Japan. Only
>>> the new current ones are made in Thailand.
>> OK that's good... they were the last decent CR-Vs. Best power to weight
>> ratio by far of any of the 3 gens.
>
> It's a bloody nice car overall despite what the ****ers say in here about
> anything that's Honda or FWD. It has taken me places I would never take a
> Commode or a Falcon eg Fraser Island and Rainbow Beach without any hint of a
> problem. My only current bitch about the car is the fuel tank is too bloody
> small for the distances I travel. I put the brilliant driving comfort and
> safety to the FWD. Now where is my rod again. :>)
>
> DAVO
>
>


Good Lord you can almost hear the squeals of excitement can't you
just watch those flailing hands swinging about on those limp wrists
though, could give you a nasty slap


Kev

[Ext User(DAvid)]

"Kev" <kevcat@optunet.com.au> wrote in message
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> DAvid wrote:
>> "David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:62VYi.10385$CN4.9842@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>> "DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>>> news:m0VYi.10383$CN4.8132@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>> "David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:lZUYi.10381$CN4.7857@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>>> Was this one of the crappy Thai built models?
>>>>>
>>>>> "DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>>>>> news:nVUYi.10380$CN4.3547@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>>>> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time
>>>>>> back, I will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the
>>>>>> CR-V. Afterall, it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I
>>>>>> would want to praise up something when it's not warranted is beyond
>>>>>> me. They had to change the diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging
>>>>>> going around sharp corners. How the **** that would fix the problem,
>>>>>> **** only knows, but it did. Obviously, the 4WD section is not
>>>>>> Honda's strong point as the mechanics knew straight away what the
>>>>>> problem was.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> DAVO
>>>> No, it was the last of the '06 models which were ALL made in Japan.
>>>> Only the new current ones are made in Thailand.
>>> OK that's good... they were the last decent CR-Vs. Best power to
>>> weight ratio by far of any of the 3 gens.
>>
>> It's a bloody nice car overall despite what the ****ers say in here about
>> anything that's Honda or FWD. It has taken me places I would never take a
>> Commode or a Falcon eg Fraser Island and Rainbow Beach without any hint
>> of a problem. My only current bitch about the car is the fuel tank is too
>> bloody small for the distances I travel. I put the brilliant driving
>> comfort and safety to the FWD. Now where is my rod again. :>)
>>
>> DAVO
>
>
> Good Lord you can almost hear the squeals of excitement can't you
> just watch those flailing hands swinging about on those limp wrists
> though, could give you a nasty slap
>
>
> Kev

Speaking from experience I note Big Kev.

DAVO

[Ext User(DAvid)]

"Kev" <kevcat@optunet.com.au> wrote in message
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> DAvid wrote:
>> "David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:62VYi.10385$CN4.9842@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>> "DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>>> news:m0VYi.10383$CN4.8132@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>> "David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:lZUYi.10381$CN4.7857@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>>> Was this one of the crappy Thai built models?
>>>>>
>>>>> "DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
>>>>> news:nVUYi.10380$CN4.3547@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>>>> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time
>>>>>> back, I will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the
>>>>>> CR-V. Afterall, it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I
>>>>>> would want to praise up something when it's not warranted is beyond
>>>>>> me. They had to change the diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging
>>>>>> going around sharp corners. How the **** that would fix the problem,
>>>>>> **** only knows, but it did. Obviously, the 4WD section is not
>>>>>> Honda's strong point as the mechanics knew straight away what the
>>>>>> problem was.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> DAVO
>>>> No, it was the last of the '06 models which were ALL made in Japan.
>>>> Only the new current ones are made in Thailand.
>>> OK that's good... they were the last decent CR-Vs. Best power to
>>> weight ratio by far of any of the 3 gens.
>>
>> It's a bloody nice car overall despite what the ****ers say in here about
>> anything that's Honda or FWD. It has taken me places I would never take a
>> Commode or a Falcon eg Fraser Island and Rainbow Beach without any hint
>> of a problem. My only current bitch about the car is the fuel tank is too
>> bloody small for the distances I travel. I put the brilliant driving
>> comfort and safety to the FWD. Now where is my rod again. :>)
>>
>> DAVO
>
>
> Good Lord you can almost hear the squeals of excitement can't you
> just watch those flailing hands swinging about on those limp wrists
> though, could give you a nasty slap
>
>
> Kev

Speaking from experience I note Big Kev.

DAVO

[Ext User(DAvid)]

"jackbadger56" <castle56@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Nov 9, 7:31 pm, "DAvid" <davi...@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
>> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time
>> back, I
>> will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the CR-V.
>> Afterall,
>> it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I would want to
>> praise
>> up something when it's not warranted is beyond me. They had to change the
>> diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going around sharp corners. How
>> the
>> **** that would fix the problem, **** only knows, but it did. Obviously,
>> the
>> 4WD section is not Honda's strong point as the mechanics knew straight
>> away
>> what the problem was.
>>
>> DAVO
>
> I'd have a CRV in a flash! Bloody useful as a wagon.
> I think you'll prolly find many agreeing with me but why the ****
> would they not want to wind you up (very successfully too) when you
> spit and froth and troll about such juvenile shite?
>
My, that's a real ****ing mature post you lambrain. "prolly, juvenile shite"
what ****ing planet did you hatch from dickhead?

DAVO

[Ext User(DAvid)]

"jackbadger56" <castle56@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Nov 9, 7:31 pm, "DAvid" <davi...@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
>> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time
>> back, I
>> will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the CR-V.
>> Afterall,
>> it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I would want to
>> praise
>> up something when it's not warranted is beyond me. They had to change the
>> diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going around sharp corners. How
>> the
>> **** that would fix the problem, **** only knows, but it did. Obviously,
>> the
>> 4WD section is not Honda's strong point as the mechanics knew straight
>> away
>> what the problem was.
>>
>> DAVO
>
> I'd have a CRV in a flash! Bloody useful as a wagon.
> I think you'll prolly find many agreeing with me but why the ****
> would they not want to wind you up (very successfully too) when you
> spit and froth and troll about such juvenile shite?
>
My, that's a real ****ing mature post you lambrain. "prolly, juvenile shite"
what ****ing planet did you hatch from dickhead?

DAVO

[Ext User(DAvid)]

"Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:RFVYi.10398$CN4.861@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
>> Flat panel LCD is the only way to go TV on your desk if you
>> need the space. LCD projection onto a white painted wall is
>> the only way to go if you want the big screen.
>
> And you've got a sufficiently dark room.
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.

Exactly, which is why a real home cinema is NOT the ****ing living room with
a 42inch plasma like many seem to think. A real home cinema is a specialised
room with nothing but a big 16:9 white wall screen (with masking), the best
LCD projector on the market, brilliant sound system, comfortable theatre
seating, a stocked bar in the back corner and of couse.......a topless
waitress.

DAVO

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"Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:RFVYi.10398$CN4.861@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
>> Flat panel LCD is the only way to go TV on your desk if you
>> need the space. LCD projection onto a white painted wall is
>> the only way to go if you want the big screen.
>
> And you've got a sufficiently dark room.
>
> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.

Exactly, which is why a real home cinema is NOT the ****ing living room with
a 42inch plasma like many seem to think. A real home cinema is a specialised
room with nothing but a big 16:9 white wall screen (with masking), the best
LCD projector on the market, brilliant sound system, comfortable theatre
seating, a stocked bar in the back corner and of couse.......a topless
waitress.

DAVO

[Ext User(DAvid)]

"Kwyjibo" <kwyjibo@ozdebate.remove.com> wrote in message
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>
> "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:RFVYi.10398$CN4.861@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> LCD projection onto a white painted wall is
>> the only way to go if you want the big screen.
>>
>
> You're better with a pale grey wall, and DLP projectors will usually shit
> all over LCD projectors in terms of contrast ratio.
>
> --
> Kwyj.

Wouldn't know about the claim of a DLP on a pale grey screen, (sounds odd)
but I can tell you the pure white screen with a good LCD projector is
virtually impossible to beat. Why the **** you like DLP over the new gen LCD
is beyond me or do you enjoy the "rainbow" effect or the technical term
"screen door" effect?

DAVO

[Ext User(DAvid)]

"Kwyjibo" <kwyjibo@ozdebate.remove.com> wrote in message
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>
> "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:RFVYi.10398$CN4.861@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> LCD projection onto a white painted wall is
>> the only way to go if you want the big screen.
>>
>
> You're better with a pale grey wall, and DLP projectors will usually shit
> all over LCD projectors in terms of contrast ratio.
>
> --
> Kwyj.

Wouldn't know about the claim of a DLP on a pale grey screen, (sounds odd)
but I can tell you the pure white screen with a good LCD projector is
virtually impossible to beat. Why the **** you like DLP over the new gen LCD
is beyond me or do you enjoy the "rainbow" effect or the technical term
"screen door" effect?

DAVO

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
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> My, that's a real ****ing mature post you lambrain. "prolly, juvenile
> shite" what ****ing planet did you hatch from dickhead?

You *really* don't do yourself any favours, do you numbnuts?

No wonder people in a number of groups think you're the biggest dickhead
around :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(Noddy)]

"DAvid" <davideo@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
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> My, that's a real ****ing mature post you lambrain. "prolly, juvenile
> shite" what ****ing planet did you hatch from dickhead?

You *really* don't do yourself any favours, do you numbnuts?

No wonder people in a number of groups think you're the biggest dickhead
around :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

DAvid wrote:
> "jackbadger56" <castle56@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1194679226.219978.265340@e9g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
>> On Nov 9, 7:31 pm, "DAvid" <davi...@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
>>> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time
>>> back, I
>>> will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the CR-V.
>>> Afterall,
>>> it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I would want to
>>> praise
>>> up something when it's not warranted is beyond me. They had to change the
>>> diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going around sharp corners. How
>>> the
>>> **** that would fix the problem, **** only knows, but it did. Obviously,
>>> the
>>> 4WD section is not Honda's strong point as the mechanics knew straight
>>> away
>>> what the problem was.
>>>
>>> DAVO
>> I'd have a CRV in a flash! Bloody useful as a wagon.
>> I think you'll prolly find many agreeing with me but why the ****
>> would they not want to wind you up (very successfully too) when you
>> spit and froth and troll about such juvenile shite?
>>
> My, that's a real ****ing mature post you lambrain. "prolly, juvenile shite"
> what ****ing planet did you hatch from dickhead?

Three or so years ago was a pax in one.

Nothing special about it I could tell. It was an on road situation,
so I have no idea what it would do offroad - not a lot was my
general impression, other than that, "Yawn, yet another ordinary
car". Don't get me wrong, also is my opinion of the ToyCo Rav4.

Both just ordinary cars.

[Ext User(the_dawggie)]

DAvid wrote:
> "jackbadger56" <castle56@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1194679226.219978.265340@e9g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
>> On Nov 9, 7:31 pm, "DAvid" <davi...@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
>>> Had my first warranty claim today with the CR-V. As I said some time
>>> back, I
>>> will be posting only honest genuine posts with regard to the CR-V.
>>> Afterall,
>>> it's a ****ing car, so why the **** you dicks think I would want to
>>> praise
>>> up something when it's not warranted is beyond me. They had to change the
>>> diff oil to stop the 4WD from engaging going around sharp corners. How
>>> the
>>> **** that would fix the problem, **** only knows, but it did. Obviously,
>>> the
>>> 4WD section is not Honda's strong point as the mechanics knew straight
>>> away
>>> what the problem was.
>>>
>>> DAVO
>> I'd have a CRV in a flash! Bloody useful as a wagon.
>> I think you'll prolly find many agreeing with me but why the ****
>> would they not want to wind you up (very successfully too) when you
>> spit and froth and troll about such juvenile shite?
>>
> My, that's a real ****ing mature post you lambrain. "prolly, juvenile shite"
> what ****ing planet did you hatch from dickhead?

Three or so years ago was a pax in one.

Nothing special about it I could tell. It was an on road situation,
so I have no idea what it would do offroad - not a lot was my
general impression, other than that, "Yawn, yet another ordinary
car". Don't get me wrong, also is my opinion of the ToyCo Rav4.

Both just ordinary cars.

[Ext User(Kev)]

>>
>> Kev
>
> Speaking from experience I note Big Kev.
>
> DAVO


Hardly
I've never owned such a Gay vehicle as a CRV
Although the wife knows someone who owned a HRV and his hands are a bit
flippy


Kev

[Ext User(Kev)]

Kev wrote:
>
>
>>>
>>> Kev
>>
>> Speaking from experience I note Big Kev.
>>
>> DAVO
>
>
> Hardly
> I've never owned such a Gay vehicle as a CRV
> Although the wife knows someone who owned a HRV and his hands are a bit
> flippy
>
>
> Kev


I should also mention that I did once own an 83 Subaru 4WD wagon
but it had a modified 1800 engine, custom manifold with weber carb and
custom 2inch extractors, 3inch lift kit and 14 inch wheels with offroad
tyres and would piss all over any CRV one or offroad, real offroad too
not a bit of sand driving, even a Citroen 2CV can handle that as seen
elsewhere the post of one on Fraser Island, I have personally seen many
VW combis and bugs, Falcons and Holdens, a BMW318(I have no idea why it
was there)and a Subaru Sherpa all happily cruising up and down the
beaches so that couldn't really be called 4WDing


Kev